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==Zobovor At a Glance==
[[Image:zobo.jpg|thumb|right|Zobo the Clown]]

[[fanboy|Zobovor]] is a notoriously anal-retentive [[Transformers]] fan.  He regards Transformers as a [[religion]], and as such, any disagreements with his views as complete and utter blasphemy.  His [[obsessive-compulsive disorder|obsessive prattling]] extends to writing tirades on the [[Usenet]] forum alt.toys.transformers and composing [[TL;DR|endlessly pedantic reviews]] about his collection of tiny plastic robots.  Zobovor also deliberately ruins the value of these highly detailed and intricate collector's items completely by slathering gobs of paint on them in a vain attempt to more closely resemble the ugly, undetailed blocks of color found on the Transformers cartoon series.  (This means that while comparable-sized collections are worth 6.2 billion dollars, the estimated resale value of [[completist|Zob's collection]] is approximately [[42|$0.42 USD]].) He typically claims that his shitty paint jobs make them look better than the factory pieces, but of course, Zobovor is an idiot.

==Zobovor and ATT==

Zobovor has a [[Internet celebrity|long and sordid history]] of spouting some of the most [[completely irrelevant history|completely ridiculous drivel]] ever to grace the Internet, specifically the aforementioned alt.toys.transformers newsgroup, which in his demented fervor he considers to be his personal playground, having viciously conquered that forum [[at least 100 years ago]].  Despite the efforts of [[wiigii!|many calm, sensible individuals]] who have patiently tried to make him [[flame wars|see reason]] on such sensitive topics as fan art, prostitution, and the correct names and identities of plastic toys, Zobovor is [[terrorist|impossible to reason with]] as he is firmly convinced he is [[Me versus the World|Always Right]].  His tendency to [[Internet drama|muddle these otherwise rational discussions]] with namecalling and slander has resulted in the coining of a word specifically attributed to his debate tactics: [[Internet troll personality disorder|zobfuscating]].

==Specific Arguments==

Zobovor is a self-proclaimed champion of [[Deathy|Internet trolls]], idiots, and lost causes.  Among his more egregious episodes include accusing a [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/8f51b9e41d72c914?hl=en perfectly innocent girl] of being a prostitute; offering [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/4f417be02e356779?hl=en scathing commentary] on a piece of fan art; and [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/8a66f5b19b9b93b1?hl=en masquerading as a female Transformers fan] for his own amusement.  Perhaps his most [[insane]] moment came when he openly defended [[Nicholas Morency]], claiming that possession of kiddie porn wasn't ''really'' that bad.

==Other Useless Information==

Zobovor's known pastimes have included adopting every rabid stray cat in the neighborhood by enticing them with scraps of flesh from sacrificial [[virgin]]s.  He reportedly has at least two children, though he may be confusing them with the aforementioned cats.  Sometime [[last Thursday]], Zob divorced his wife and started [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/59b7f54a989d1bad?hl=en& shacking up]with his new girlfriend, who is, by all accounts, half his age.  



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