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The name "Zakumi" is a composition of "ZA" ([[Zoophile]]'s [[Jailbait|Attraction]]) and "kumi", a Swahili word that means "cum [[In The Ass|in my anus]]",or any other phrase because [[Fact|the language makes no fucking sense]]. Since South Africa had no other ideas on the name, the LOC decided to steal some more cash and go rape some white wimmin.Zakumi has not been given a fuck about up untill the year of 2009,then [[furries]] caught on, immediately spreading their [[furry]] [[AIDS]] to [[Africa]].

Zakumi is simply a [[horny]] [[shota|teenage]] leopard. Zakumi spends more time in [[furpile]]s than he does playing [[football]]. Of course, have you ever seen him on the pitch? No, you haven't. Before, during, and after a match he is instead found being a submissive bitch in the stadium's changing rooms.[[image:Zakumi_with_niggers.jpg|thumb|right|Zakumi and his AIDS infested fans]]
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==Fanbase==

[[File:Paul_pwns_mascot.jpg|right|300px|[[Paul]] > Zakumi]]

{{quote|i would totally yiff zakumi if he didnt have aids|A furfag}}
[[Typical]]ly only furfags find Zakumi interesting. Everyone else will just think "aw, what a cute mascot" then ignore it completely.

In the league of [[furfaggotry]], Zakumi is either drawn as a cub or an adult, even though according to FIFA he was born in June 1994 making him a teenager. It doesn't matter to [[furries]], they think [[pedophilia]] is [[awwwright]].

Zakumi is already on [[Facebook]], [[Ychan]] and a bunch of other mainstream sites.
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==Cuntroversy==
There has been major [[butthurt]] in [[South Africa]] due to Zakumi (like everything else) being made in China.A lot of niggers were very infuriated by the fact that whitey of S.A couldn't come up with their own [[Lolwut|yellow anime leopard with green hair that attempts to play soccer and blows the trumpet like a retard instead]].
But when the World Cup came around,everyone who was against him stopped whining,<s>and united with the spirit of the beautiful event</s> because they died of AIDS.
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==External Links==


*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Zakumi Zakumi on WikiFur.]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zakumi TOW thinks Zakumi is actually a real live being. Seriously, read it.]
*[http://www.travelwires.com/wp/2009/01/why-i-hate-zakumi/ Blogger hates Zakumi, sparks serious business.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zakumi/78797530709 Zakumi on Facebook]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup_mascot FIFA's furfaggotry existed long before this.]

==See Also==
*[[Soccer]]
*[[World Cup 2010]]

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