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{{quote|"Gianna Gobbles A Gigantic Gush of Goo" i cant fap to something called this|[[User:Wit|Wit]]|on [[youporn]]}}
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[[Image:Boyscout_virgin.jpg|thumb|right||150px|[[virgin|Typical Youporn User]]]]
[[Image:Uncyclopedia_fan.jpg|thumb|150px|[[your mom|This woman]] has contributed [[over 9000|several]] videos to Youporn]]
[[Image:Republican_Cocksucker.JPG|thumb|150px|Typical Youporn content]]
[[Image:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|thumb|150px|Prime [[fap]] material for [[sick fuck|Youporn users]]]]
'''YouPorn''' is a [[Web 2.0]] website which is the [[porn]]o version of [[YouTube]]. Every video on it is [[copyright]]ed so all the [[jews|porn companies]] get [[butthurt]] over lost [[money]]s (although [[some argue]] that much of it is [[user-generated content]].) YouPorn is the reason many once [[sick fucks|normal people]] are now [[you|sick fucks]].

At any one time there are [[over 9000]] internet losers [[fapping]] to [[your mom|some chick]] deep throating a donkey's penis on the website. It is the [[future]] in [[porn]]. Even though it's main rival [http://www.eskimotube.com EskimoTube] actually has [[whores|attractive people]], and more content to [[fap]] to.

[[Last Thursday|Recently,]] YouPorn decided they actually wanted to make money off of lonely virgins fapping to their low quality videos of [[Usagi Kou|ugly girls]] masturbating, so they decided to [[delete fucking everything|remove most of the videos from their site]] and offer a pay service to see their [[Lie|quality videos.]] Nobody [[rage|seems to mind]].

==Why Should I Watch Youporn?==
Other than the fact that you are broke and youporn is still free, there are plenty of horrifying, mentally scarring reasons to watch youporn. In fact, you can even help out by filming your parents, your dog, or your school teachers fucking each other.

===Ugly, Ugly People===
Unlike [[Redtube]], YouPorn uploaders like trolling the shit out of their [[over 9000|millions]] of users by uploading waves after waves of [[you|ugly people]] having [[sex]]. Most of the videos are of [[your mom|your mom]] and [[slut|sister]]. 
Have it be small bewbs, little to no pooper, or looking like your best friends mom.
However, it has been proven that 8 out of 65,523 contains a wimmin that isn't bad looking, but is then slutified by a fucking jet stream of cum.
(Seriously, look!)[[http://youporn.com/watch/290891/biggest-cumshot-of-her-life]]

===King Kong===
I seriously could not believe this could exist.
Well, [[Rule 34]], you got me again.
Here is the... "Porn" Some sick fuck made. (Yes, the... "Penis" is real.)
[http://youporn.com/watch/291789/chick-gets-fucked-by-freaky-king-kong-dick King Kong is sexy!!]

===Genitalia===
For some reason, about 98.7% of youporn videos just love to zoom in on vajoos, lick 'em, put the camera in them, put jelly in them,
[[Raep]] them, and do anything imaginable.
It actually makes me ashamed to be a porn fan. (Um... not that I am one! 
DON'T SAY I'VE NEVER GOTTEN LAID! I'VE LAID LOTS! I'M LAYING [[MOAR]] TOMORROW!)

===Comments on videos===
Some faggots actually give little reviews on each video, comparing the size of their cock to the one in the video. Obviously this is pure [[fail]] since man in video is actually fucking that bitch, and not fapping like a sad wanker in his mums basement. 

{{quote|your dick is tiny how did you bag a hottie like this!!!}}

{{quote|That pillow case is from Asda, it's a shame because it only comes with a single quilt cover.}}

==See Also==
*[[Amateur porn]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[RedTube]]
*[[Motherless]]
*[[Porn]]
*[[WebCams]]
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Joe]] - YP's biggest celebrity

==External links==
*[http://porntubefilms.nl Porn tube films.]
*[http://www.eskimotube.com EskimoTube]
*[http://www.pornotube.com PornoTube]
*[http://www.fap-roulette.com Fap Roulette]
*[http://xtube.com XTube]
*[http://fapdu.com Fapdu.com]
*[http://xhamster.com XHamster]
*[http://youporn.com The actual site]
*[http://www.youtube.com The original shit site on which all of the above are based]
*[http://www.pornstarnetwork.com Pornstar Network]
*[http://www.webcams.com/ Pornstar Webcam Sex Shows]

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