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[[Image:ED blocked.png|thumb|300px|Can u get there? [[no]].]]
[[Image:Websense_Blocked_MFer.png|thumb|Websense in the act of [[pwning]].]]
'''Websense''' is the [[bullshit|World's #1 Internet Filtering Software]] and a forerunner in [[Security Faggotry]].  It is [[always|typically]] used by [[school|various institutions]] to prevent access to [[Hacker|l337 Hax]], [[Pr0n]], and [[lulz]]. It is favored by overzealous [[Security Faggots|system administrators]] who continually show their superior intellect by paying someone else to block [[stuff|inappropriate webpages.]] People will [[Fact|almost always]] find their efforts to [[youtube|watch videos]], [[email|check email]], play [[games]], or [[4chan|avoid work]] quickly be met with a block page. Even legitimate attempts at [[research|work]] are usually [[raped|foiled]] by Websense's superior [[Mega ultra super genius|intellect]]. Websense prides itself on reminding us that [[teh internets]] is a [[Serious business|tool for work, not play]]. 

==Primary purpose==
* [[Insane|Fucking with your mind]]
* Providing other means of [[lulz]] by attempting to circumvent Websense
* Enforcing an institutions <strike>Internet Policy</strike> [[Bullshit]]
* Separating people from [[Social networking sites|their friends]]
* [[Suicide]]

==Response==
[[Image:Fucked by websense.png|thumb|[[13 year olds]] getting [[rape|a taste]] of Websense.]]
The typical response to Websense is headed up by [[13 year old boys]] who know [[nothing|little]] about the English language and working around others [[faggotry|bullshit]]. Internet tech forums and Yahoo! Answers will be flooded with questions such as:

{{quote|OMg!!!1!!eleven! mai schewl blocked my comupter with teh websnese and now i cant play [[runescape|prunescape]] or check mai [[facebook]]!..!!1 Someone pl0x hax it 4's me!|A 13-year-old boy}}

Although most [[retarded|able-minded]] people are capable of bypassing it by means of [[proxy]] sites, some simply admit defeat and commit [[suicide]], or reluctantly do [[suicide|actual work]]. Those who do succeed in bypassing the filter usually invoke the [[rage]] of their [[Security Faggots|system admin]], leading to contact with [[Party Van|people who might actually give a shit]].  Because of peoples [[retard|inability]] to [[The Google|figure anything out for themselves]], hundreds of [[youtube]] videos devoted to  bypassing websense are added daily, each less helpful than the previous.

== The Blockpage Categories of websense ==

Websense filters web content by the use of categories that are controlled by your SYS Admin.

here are the current categories :

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    * Abortion
      Sites with neutral or balanced presentation of the issue.
          o Pro-Choice
          o Pro-Life

    * Adult Material
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Adult Content
          o Lingerie and Swimsuit
          o Nudity
          o Sex
          o Sex Education

    * Advocacy Groups

    * Business and Economy

    * Drugs
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Abused Drugs 
          o Marijuana
          o Prescribed Medications
          o Supplements and Unregulated Compounds

    * Education '''(yes, seriously)'''
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Cultural Institutions
          o Educational Institutions
          o Educational Materials
          o Reference Materials

    * Entertainment
          o MP3 and Audio Download Services

    * Gambling

    * Games

    * Government
      Sites sponsored by branches, bureaus, or agencies of any level of government, except for the armed forces.
          o Military
          o Political Organizations

    * Health

    * Illegal or Questionable

    * Information Technology
      Sites sponsored by or providing information about computers, software, the Internet, etc.
          o Computer Security
          o Hacking
          o Proxy Avoidance
          o Search Engines and Portals
          o URL Translation Sites
          o Web Hosting

    * Internet Communication
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Web Chat
          o General Email
          o Organizational Email
          o Text and Media Messaging

    * Job Search
      Sites that offer information about or support the seeking of employment or employees.

    * Militancy and Extremist
      Sites that offer information about or promote or are sponsored by groups advocating antigovernment beliefs or action.

    * Miscellaneous
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Content Delivery Networks
          o Dynamic Content
          o File Download Servers 
          o Image Servers
          o Images (Media
          o Network Errors
          o Private IP Addresses
          o Uncategorized

    * News and Media
      Sites that offer current news and opinion.
          o Alternative Journals

    * Racism and Hate
      Sites that promote the identification of racial groups.

    * Religion '''(HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL)'''
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Non-Traditional Religions and Occult and Folklore
          o Traditional Religions

    * Shopping
      Sites that support the online purchase of consumer goods and services.
          o Internet Auctions
          o Real Estate 

    * Social Organizations
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Professional and Worker Organizations
          o Service and Philanthropic Organizations
          o Social and Affiliation Organizations

    * Society and Lifestyles
      Sites that provide information about matters of daily life, excluding entertainment, health, hobbies, jobs, sex, and sports.
          o Alcohol and Tobacco
          o Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest
          o Hobbies
          o Personals and Dating -- excluding those of exclusively gay or lesbian or bisexual interest.
          o Restaurants and Dining
          o Social Networking and Personal Sites

    * Special Events
      Sites devoted to a current event that requires separate categorization.

    * Sports
      Sites that provide information about or promote sports, active games, and recreation.
          o Sport Hunting and Gun Clubs

    * Tasteless '''(ED falls under this one)'''
      Sites with content that is gratuitously offensive or shocking.

    * Travel
      Sites that provide information about or promote travel-related services and destinations.

    * User-Defined
      your admin may use this to block whatever s'he wishes

    * Vehicles
      Sites that provide information about or promote vehicles

    * Violence
      Sites that feature or promote violence or bodily harm

    * Weapons
      Sites that provide information about, promote, or support the sale of weapons.

    * Bandwidth Categories (also known as Bandwidth PG)
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Internet Radio and TV 
          o Internet Telephony
          o Peer-to-Peer File Sharing
          o Personal Network Storage and Backup
          o Streaming Media

    * Productivity Categories (also known as Productivity PG)
      Parent category that contains the categories:
          o Advertisements
          o Freeware and Software Download
          o Instant Messaging
          o Message Boards and Forums
          o Online Brokerage and Trading
          o Pay-to-Surf


[[Some argue|Some groups]] have attempted to create more drama around Websense by telling [[cool story bro|anyone that will listen]] that it is an assault on human rights because they are too [[retarded|righteous]] to attempt to circumvent it.

==See also==
* [[Buzzkilling]]
* [[Internets]]
* [[Security Faggotry]]



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