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'''Wc3forum.tk''' (The most unpopular mass of shit on the [[internets]]) is a [[shit|piece of shit]] [[forum]] on the [[Internets]]. It used to be about [[Warcraft]] but now it's not, thanks to Blizzard's incompetence in game balance. Nowadays, it's a forum that has everything yet is about nothing. The forum's official greeting to incoming [[n00b]]z is "YOU POSTED ONCE GOOD JOB FAG".

==History==
[[Image:Purepwnage.JPG|thumb|That's some ownage]]
Originated [[at least 100 years ago]] after iopq, a renowned [[japofag]], got pissed that blizzard closed his in-game account for [[trolling]] on the battle.net [[forum]]s. Knowing that [[the Internet Is Serious Business]] he went on bitching on his own forum how this, like, sucked balls and stuff. The original forum doesn't exist anymore thanks to the incompetence of the host who forgot to pay, because he's a WoW-addicted [[whore]]. The aforementioned [[japofag]] happened to be a horrible admin. When the chance came, his powers had been taken away and he is kept under strict control. 

Sometime in the early existence of the [[forum]], an [[idiot]] [[admin]] had the [[unfunny|cool]] idea of setting up a party system, that is, every group of posters was assigned to the [[Nazi]], [[Communist]] and Red Army parties. The concept lasted one week before dissipating into oblivion, but it created enough [[drama|mess]] on the [[forum]] that a reset was necessary.

On December 9th 2004 a major [[drama]] happened which resulted in the break-up of the forum into two forums when the even more incompetent host [[permabanned]] two of the forum's posters for no real reason, which resulted in one admin's gloating about victory across the [[internets]]. Not willing to surrender to juvenile [[assholes]], these two posters are now the only root [[admin]]s of the new forum who don't ban for the [[lulz]], at least, not always.

On November 14th 2005 a competing group of [[faggots]] from the battle.net [[forum]] started their own competing forum, which resulted in an invasion of said [[forum]] and a legendary spam of tubgirl has been unleashed on it, until the admins admitted defeat and resigned to obscurity.

In A.D. 2005, eWar was beginning. [[War]]! December 6th, even more [[faggot]]s got sick of the [[faggot]]ry of the battle.net forums. Either oblivious to the fact that an "Alternative battle.net forum" already exists or inexplicable hatred towards us (probably because wc3forum.tk has WAY better trolls than them), instead of migrating to wc3forum.tk, they started their own competing [[forum]], with a contingent [[gay]]er than a San Francisco pride [[mantrain|parade]] and Elton John combined. This activity has brought new life to the forums, just like Microsoft, wc3forum.tk had to stomp out every little bit of competition as soon as reconaissance reports arrive.

Amused by the fact that the competing [[forum]] is about to be wiped on day 1 of its existence, two [[loser|noble heroes]], Iehova and REAL.SCARY, embarked on an epic crusade of search and destroy. Upon arrival and a short introduction thread of each hero, the code to nuke the competing forum has been told, and the spam avalanche began. Spam of this magnitude was [[gay|epic in proportions, legendary in gory quality and extremely rare in persistence]]. Upon half an hour of uninterrupted spamming of [[goatse]], gore images and the pain series, the first counterattack began. An account was [[ban]]ned. Of course, trolls of this magnitude are only fueled by [[ban]]s and the spamming has increased even further.

The physical limitation of the [[forum]] was the only thing that stopped the two heroes and, while REAL.SCARY resigned from the spamming, the lonely crusader Iehova continued with his nefarious acts until the total [[pwnage]] of said [[forum]] the sleeping incompetent piece of [[shit]] admin removed it from existence and therefore declared his ultimate [[faggot]]ry - his [[forum]] got wiped on day 1 of its existence. Champagne bottles were opened and the victory celebrated across the [[internets]] as a record was broken - shortest amount of time a forum got spammed to oblivion in [[internets]] history.

2006 has begun and the eWar is coming to an end. After multiple spam attacks by Iehova as well as infiltration and trolling by Walka on the piece of shit wannabe forums, the forum is now stagnating and is dying slowly and very painfully. Nowadays, the only posts made on these forums are made by the french canadian faggot CAPSLOCKON and the stupid 13 years old emo fag DemonDestroyer. If another spam attack was to be launched on the forum, they would be completely annihilated and the little activity there is at the moment would cease.

The eWar is at the very least stopped for now as the forum members are busy with much more serious business.

It seems that as of Wednesday January 11th the forum has found a new Sorry_sir. Yes, in fact, the faggotry of Stainless has even went beyond Sorry_sir's. He went on an extreme alternating capitals spamming session and thus pissing off Iehova as well as the rest of the shitty forum. Shortly after he was nominated as the new Sorry_sir, Stainless was banned by the nazi-jew Iehova.

There seems to be a new trend as of Thursday January 12th, the forum members seem to be making a bunch of threads calling out and insulting Agh, better known as FAGH. The faggot that previously attempted to troll the forums by telling everyone that he was like 100 years old is now being shown what the meaning of sheer power is, he is getting totally owned by every single member of the forum. However, that trend has been raped dead by the internets.

July 8th 2010: These forums are now a shadow of their former glory, there reside some of the nerdiest, fattest, grossest, smelliest, and ugliest basement dwellers of the whole internet. The posters, whom I can clearly count on my hands, have been clinging on to this massive piece of shit forum for the past 7 years possibly hoping that the golden age would come back. However, there is no such thing. As time goes the forum only gets closer and closer to its demise, though the 5 posters have so little of a life that you might think they'll still be there in 2020.

==Population and features==
[[Image:Xxyx.jpg|thumb|Feel the magic, XY/XX.]]
This shitty [[forum]] contains all kinds of posters, from fatass [[Republican]]s to skinny [[jews]], going through lurkers, [[faggot|manbeasts]], dumb [[greek]]s, and [[french]] [[faggot]]s.

If a new member walks in with a dissenting opinion from the rest of the herd, he's immediately ostracized. New members are talked about in an unloving and unfriendly matter. Not only that, but there are idiots who just spam things thinking they are the height of humour, when in reality they add nothing to the forum and instead detract from it. Such people fail to realize they aren't respected and thus are doomed to a life of mediocrity and failure.

=== The Chameleon ===
[[Image:Hypocrite!230x150.gif|thumb|The chameleon in all its glory.]]
''Main Article: [[Chameleon]]''

Started from an [[image]] from the [[Internets]] this meme was made by ''BUFF.'', a newer user. Taking up the legacy of the now [[old]]e "[[no u]]" craze, '''chameleon''' signifies the redirection of the argument toward the poster that posted it in the first place. 

Example:
: Prima: "Wow, all your posts are shit"
: Secunda: "Chameleon"


The posting of the image is not needed, unless used for purposes of spreading the [[meme]]. Current targets that must be spammed with [[Chameleon]] include [http://www.ytmnd.com/ YTMND] and [http://4chan.org 4chan].

Another version of a googled chameleon has been popular, that doesn't contain the word ''Hypocrite!'', but its usage is encouraged at the forum because it [[goatse]]s the page on [[n00b|1024x768]] resolution.

The newest image in creation in memelabs is an image that says ''Chameleon!'' instead of ''Hypocrite!'' It is meant to be introduced after the meme is worn out on the particular site or media outlet for at least a hundred years. Its development is super-secret and it's going to be largely labeled as [[unfunny]] by the ostracizing eyes of the [[interweb]].

==Admins==
[[Image:Kalypso2lg.jpg|thumb|A typical forum japofag, after an eDrama, and apparently Kirk Cameron.]]
* Iehova/bot - an elitist russian-Jew who denies his inferior genes despite the fact he lives in [[Israel]], which makes him either a Jew or a Arab, because that's all [[Israel]] has. A renowned pervert, known for his love for bondage, piss porn, bukkake and everything else only a [[furry|fucked up]] piece of [[shit]] would consider watching. Enjoys whoring the last post of every thread for ePenis size.
* Rofle - a [[dumb]]fuck [[greek]] [[faggot]] who thinks he's a [[nazi]] because of his FUHRER prefix. His RL name makes him automatically [[gay]]. Currently going to highschool. Expect another [[Columbine]] soon. Known for his "Shut up jew" spam towards Iehova/bot.
* iopq - The same [[japofag]] from the [[olde]] [[forum]], he's kept on a leash due to his incompetence and inability to admin a forum. No one knows the real reason why he was made admin in the first place. Known for his failure at life and unbearable ugliness. Goes to a public college and plans a trip to [[Japan]] after getting his degree in [[japofag]] sciences. It is speculated that he may be a Jew, however that cannot be confirmed nor denied.
* InvalidSyntax - a kid who goes to college. The height of his life was having a tub of lard as a prom date. Known for posting huge lists of porn passwords.
* Mutamonster - Notorious [[Liberal]] and [[LARP]]'er. Doesn't post anymore because his dad hates him and broke his college money fund. Boo hoo.
[[Image:Kalypso.jpg|thumb|Sleeping on carpets is cool on wc3forum.tk]]
* Kalypso - an ex-[[admin]] of the [[forum]] and the lead [[drama queen]]. He created so much [[drama]] it was nearing intolerance. He was so insecure he had to put up a subforum named after him just to feed his enormous [[ego]]. Most hypocritical [[faggot]] ever seen on the [[internets]]. Currently he no longer posts on the forum because of a [[permaban]] that happened [[at least 100 years ago]] and no one wants him back anyway. The [[forum]] has enough [[american|arrogant]] [[asshole]]s on its own.

==Famous posters==
[[Image:UberDrayen.jpg|thumb|A typical french canadian forum resident.]]
* Zexy/ness - a big, [[dumb]], [[emo]], [[Republican]] [[fatass]]. His only virtue is his hatred towards sandniggers. Currently known for trolling the [http://www.protestwarrior.com Protest Warrior] [[forum]]. He is the founder of clan Lies, [[bullshit|"The best troll clan ever"]], was [[loser|Elven-Z]]'s right hand and famous around the [[forum]] for [[pwn]]ing Happiness.
* Walka - the aforementioned [[french]] [[faggot]] in the logo. Does not go to school. Has played WoW [[at least 100 years]]. Knowing that [[the Internet Is Serious Business]], he takes genuine pride in playing WoW. He is the epitome of a [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd]], as he leaves the house once every 3 weeks for vitamin D, or else a [[IRL]] [[death]] might occur (to the infinite joy of everyone else on the [[forum]], [[internets]] and [[world]]). Claims to be able to control all the girls over the [[internets]] with his [[french|accent]] and [[gay|awesome]] voice. Likes Anime and Hentai, also publicly admits to jacking off to it. In one word: Loser.
* TFT - Some fag from Greenland, or some shit.
* SnowPlow - Professional antisemite and polish [[faggot]]. Suprisingly intelligent, capable of verbal warfare.  Known as the forum Kitty, because his avatar and signatures consist of a bunch of cats he probably lives with and performs [[oral sex]] on.
* Anouymous - The [[cancer]] that's killing the [[forum]]. Incessant bitching about [[Jews]] and their human sacrifices to [[Satan]]. Capable of writing hilarious Erotica stories. Convinced that Iehova/bot is the chief chemical weapon engineer for the [[Illuminati]]. He is the [[slave|eSlave]] of Happiness.
* Stainless - A flaming [[retard]]. The height of his posts included "iehova needs to die", after being trolled into the ground about perversion. Known for his animosity towards Iehova/bot. Incapable of intellectual discussion, in case of verbal [[pwnage]], will say "Shut up jew" or any variation of "STFU", not realizing that [[the Internet Is Serious Business]].
[[Image:REALSCARY-russhat.jpg|thumb|This guy is REAL.SCARY.]]
* REAL.SCARY - Someone who is real scary. This poster manages to both intimidate and incite [[lulz]] among forum residents with his facial expressions, [[ALLCAPS]] [[ebonics|gibberish]] and frequent mentioning of [[bullshit|rape, pillage, murder, racial jokes and crusaders]]. Famous for making a comic starring himself and the forum posters, which is now lost in the [[internets]].
* Drayen - also known as the "4v4 RT pro", this [[french]] [[canadian]]'s [[faggotry]] and [[french]]ness is detected from miles away. Normally too busy to play [[Warcraft]], this [[faggot]] occasionally stumbles upon the [[forum]] spilling out useless garbage, like a overcompressed .jpg file showing his internet pride. Known for photoshopping his own picture to look like a noobelf. Conclusion: [[faggot]].
*LordBafford - lord of sussex, Bafford has ruled his kingdom well over the years. His subjects are loyal and do his bidding. He also has quite the fetish for waffles and generally babbles incoherantly from tiem to time.
* Brik - a [[spics|spaniard]] [[pedophile]] [[philosopher]]. Has an inferiority complex which gives him the need to prove he's [[gay|better than everyone else at life]]. Has connections with the [[16 year old girls|opposite sex]] and posted several of them for masturbatory justice. One of the few non-virgins on the [[forum]].
* Happiness (Fappenis) - the saddest man ever to inhabit the [[forum]] and the [[internets]]. Known as a [[Something Awful]] [[whore]], he is permanently attached to Lowtax's flaccid [[penis]]. His ambiguity regarding the seriousness of the [[internets]] has left the [[forum]] in confusion whether he is a [[goth]], [[emo]] or just a [[faggot]]. He no longer posts on the forum due to extreme [[pwnage]] by Zexy, to which he has replied with nothing but "OH OKAY".
[[Image:Livv.jpg|thumb|He probably has an LJ but that cannot be confirmed or denied. A walking testosterone vein.]]
* LivV - a [[punk]] wannabe, known for posting around the forum like a [[16 year old girl]], which is not far from the truth. His heterosexuality has not been confirmed, due to pictures of him in make-up, blue hair and other [[faggot]]ty periphenalia.
* MADHATTAR - "the 1337 nigger choker", otherwise known as an [[emo]] in disguise who thinks racism over the [[internets]] is [[unfunny|cool]]. Dumped by his hot [[boyfriend|girlfriend]] because she already had one [[pussy]] which was enough, apparently. After the [[RL drama]] he did what every [[forum]] resident would do - Instead of taking RL vengeance, he took his vengeance across the [[internets]], spamming tubgirl despite the ability to do so [[IRL]].
[[Image:Chrono.jpg|thumb|Internet - 1<br> Life - 0]]
* Arron "DarkChrono" Norwell - Probably the only person on the [[forum]] who still cares about [[Warcraft]]. A manager at a [[Warcraft]] [[loser|progamer]] [[KKK|clan]]. The reason why he hasn't changed his name yet eludes the entire [[forum]].
* Stupid "sorry_sir" Sandnigger - The biggest faggot to ever step foot on the forum. He joined the forum because the faggot we know as Kalypso was advertising the forum on the battle.net wc3 gendis. At least 100 years ago, during iopq's reign as admin of the forum, Sorry_sir was hated by EVERY SINGLE MEMBER. Iopq, being the incompetent admin that he is, would simply not ban Sorry_sir even though the whole forum wanted him banned. Right now, Sorry_sir is permanently banned from the forums and will hopefully never be unbanned.
*[[User:Jacknstock|Jacknstock]]

==Unrest in Paradise, Lollercausts and Internet Dramas==
Why do the posters continue to rebel against the [[Internet]]s like [[faggot]]s? The reason eludes the [[internets]]. Is it because they're all [[faggot]]s? Is it because their parents slap the shit out of them because of how ugly they are? Seriously, every single poster here is a [[faggot]] except for two who are Iopq and SnowPlow. The rest of the posters are [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd]]s

[[Image:Definitely_zexy.jpg|thumb|Embrace the Zexyness™]]
The dumbest poster on this [[forum]], and perhaps the face of this [[earth]], is Zexy.

God he is so fucking [[fat]] and his girlfriend is ugly and he comes into this forum to gloat about it? What he should be doing is trying to kill himself because of how miserable his life is. There was also a quote he said as if he was the coolest guy on the Internet once. It went something like "I would take the side of everyone on this forum against any other Internet Fag (yes even Walka)" or some shit like that. Can you get any [[gay]]er? Seriously, this fucking [[angsty teen|rebel wannabe]] needs to kill himself and stop wasting excess amounts of food to feed himself and his girlfriend because the fact of the matter is: he's a fucking [[asshole|douche bag]].

There’s also other [[faggot]]s such as Brik. He's such a [[retard|dumbass]] who comes onto this forum to [[cutting|get attention]] and posts pictures of himself thinking everyone is [[gay|homosexual]] like himself and believes that we want to look at his [[bullshit]] pictures. He'll probably counter the argument with [[bullshit]] like "You're just jealous" or something along the lines of that shit. He thinks he is the coolest mother fucker on this board and everyone should bow down before him when at night he bow downs before his father and sucks his [[dick]] clean.

Also, another [[faggot]] who posts is Iehova. He's ugly, dumb, and socially inept. The worst part is that he comes onto this forum and thinks he's "the shit" because he rules over those who are equally [[stupid]]. He thinks he's some [[Nazi]] and thinks he's the toughest [[shit]] ever because of his beliefs. What a faggot. He might as well kill yourself you loser shit because you're doing nothing for this world except wasting its precious resources.

[[Image:Rofle.jpg|thumb|Fuhrer or a greek faggot? No one knows]]
The last mother fucker on this board is quite possibly the stupidest one, too. ROFLE. Who does this guy think he is? Fucking cracker. As if being the stupidest guy on this forum isn't enough, he proves it furthermore with his [[bullshit]] posts. He probably fails school too. Keep living in your parent’s house man, maybe they'll leave their [[life]] savings of $1000.00 to you when they [[die]].

These are the top 4 faggots that embody this [[forum]]. They think they are the toughest shits ever when in reality they are some fucking [[loser]]s who need to suck a [[dick]] to cease their sexual desires. They need to do the world a favor and kill themselves.

===Everyone hates Walka. Why Walka?===
Because he's pretty much the finest example of why the people of America hate the French. He's obnoxious, annoying and won't stop his misplaced shenanigans.

He spams in all capital letters in inapportune times. He spams about World of Warcraft secretly hoping that we'll find something funny about it. He tries to share his excitement about a game that has been already been done before, but better, many times.

Out of any posters on this forum the one who matured the least and changed the least is Walka. Many have redefined the purpose of this forum and started to choose activities that keep the forum alive by bringing news events and comical videos to the board. Walka keeps on enjoying spamming without a reason like a little kid who never ceases to be amazed by peek-a-boo.

What is the solution to this problem? Walka must be permabanned.

===They cancelled ''Over There''===
A wild SANDNIG appeared!

Go USMC!<br/>
USMC used M-16 MACHINE GUN<br/>
It's super effective!<br/>
Critical hit!<br/>
SANDNIG is now paralyzed!<br/>
SANDNIG fainted!<br/>
USMC gets 140 XP points!<br/>
USMC is now level 86!

===What do you want to do with your life?===
I'll finish getting my degree in engineering, wasting four years of my life learning a bunch of junk science, to barely get a chance at applying for a decent job. After working 9-5 everyday for the next ten years, going through a mid-life crisis, and sucking the corporate tit for a $.012 raise, my job will be outsourced to some anonymous fuckball in Bangladesh. I'll be forced to take a job at Save Mart, working for some young black guy, who has 200 year old racial grudge.

He'll make me work weekends.

My wife will leave me for a younger man because after 20 years in a high stress working enviornment, impotence will likely set in. I'll retire a broken, lonely man, and die in obscurity. My kids will buy me the cheapest coffin available, and grow to hate eachother because I left one of them a bigger inheritance cheque.

But make no mistake, my Headstone will read:

EMBRACE THE ZEXYNESS™<br/>
''Iehova WAS a Jew''

===Botfly===
As arrogant as it may sound, I don't think a botfly larva could survive on me.

My showers are hot and long and I keep the doors closed. Quite often I have to abruptly finish my shower session before I pass out, because there is too much water in the air and too little oxygen. With all that water and soap, that little airhole they use will be plugged in no time, and they'll probably try to escape, only to be burned by water that makes baby skin boil.

That pretty much goes for all living creatures. I set mousetraps outside and kill the mice, I set regular traps outside and kill squirrels. I kill all insects, arachnids, and other arthropods on sight. Birds are unsafe from my unholy advance as I climb trees, destroy their nests and drown their young or crush their eggs. I spray ridiculous amounts of industrial strength antibacterials and keep the house clean. Even dust mites cannot escape me, for I leave no place unsterilized.


I slam wasps from the skies and crush them. My leg hair tangles mosquitos into oblivion as they struggle to escape my hand of doom. My skin is supersensitive; No non microscopic creature can touch me without my awareness.


Indeed, the only place where unwanted life exists on my property is the trash.


What about doggies and kitties you say?

Do not worry friends, for as we speak I am working on a solution. The neighborhoods will be filled with "Lost Pet" posters. They shall pay the ultimate price for crapping on my lawn.

=== Audios ===
[http://up-file.com/download/120f8e841159/anouymous.mp3.html You're a faggot nerd anouymous]

==Ways to troll wc3forum.tk==
The only way to troll wc3forum is to behave like a [[mundane|normal person]]. Since the entire board consists of [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd]]s, they treat normal behavior as [[troll]]ing and will shun the offender right away.

Note: Several posters attempt to [[troll]] the [[forum]] claiming they have [[life|lives]]. Such statement is false and should be dismissed just as quickly.

==Encyclopedia Dramatica==
Any [[ED]] user that tried to fit it on the forum either failed or got bored or moved on to other things, like picking up [[dickgirl|women]].

==Jewish conspiracy to close down the forum==
After doing [[9/11]], [[Jews]] conspired to destroy the forum. Because ROFLE was emo about not fitting in with the guido crowd, he decided to make a poll that would decide the fate of the forum. Then, [[Jews]] rigged the poll and poisoned Jushchenko causing the erasure of the old forum.

==External links==
* [http://z4.invisionfree.com/WC3Forum/ Wc3forum.tk] - The real piece of shit [[forum]] 
* [http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadowkalypso Kalypso's LJ] - Contains more [[american|arrogance]] and [[faggot]]ry than your average LJ. Click at your own risk.
* [http://rapidshare.de/files/10897665/wc3forumtk_Drama.mp3.html WOW WHAT?] - Iehova doing a voice over on the "internets drama" part? Albeit [[funny]], a poor case of [[shameless self promotion]] and [[attention whoring]]. Inspired by [http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com these lulz].
* [https://voat.co/v/wc3forum Ressurection?]

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