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'''''Innocence of Muslims''''' is a troll movie [[allegedly]] made by a [[Africa|Coptic Christian]] named [[Powerword|Nakoula Basseley Nakoula]] who [[sockpuppet|pretended]] to be a [[Jew]] named Sam Bacile, who created a [[shit|masterpiece]] that displays the life of [[Muhammad]]. This film quickly gained 5/5 for "Death to America"-bility [[Libya|throughout]] [[Yemen|numerous]] [[Egypt|countries]] in the [[Middle East]]. This culminated with attacks on different embassies, culminating with the death of Christorpher Stevens, the Ambassador to Libya, due to smoke inhalation.

Back in [[America]], now that the video that has so far gotten [[Awesome|four Americunts killed]], the fallout was of a [[drama|different nature]]. While nobody has strapped bombs to themselves to kill American politicians ([[Tea Party|yet]]), things quickly got [[lulz|dramatic]]. No sooner was Ambassador Stevens' body turned cold was when [[Mitt Romney]] decided to turn the entire international crisis into a campaign issue, much like [[abortion]] and [[gay marriage]]. Appropriate, considering what the movie is [[Muhammad|actually about]].

This whole film's nature is convoluted. The logistical planning of the film demonstrates there is a level of conspiracy designed to intentionally cause anti-American/Israeli sentiment. [[Some argue|A few Muslims argued]] that this film was [[False flag|intentionally created]] by [[Zionist]] forces for some [[lulz|reason]]. This notion seems absurd since why would [[Obama]] fuck up his election with such a ploy, especially considering Obama is a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiyya secret Muslim]. So the question is: who actually made this movie? Was it [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], [[North Korea]], [[Israel]], or possibly [[Republicans]] since they were [[IRL Troll|so quick to jump all]] over Obama's handling of the international crisis.

[[Facepalm|Information is coming out now that many of the protesters haven't even seen the video]]. Going to further demonstrate that this issue is not really about Muslims being offended because of their religious views, but rather they are justifying their violence against [[America]] and [[Israel]] much like how [[anarchists]] justifying their violence against [[capitalism|globalization]]. 

==The Movie Itself==
[[image:Areyouaprohet.jpg|thumb|[[Muhammad|Our hero.]]]]

It's worth mentioning that the actual movie isn't out as of the time of this writing (EDiots are planning a full review of it when it does release). 

The trailer, which can be seen below, reveals how despite its alleged [http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2012/09/201291214042970150.html $5,000,000 price tag], can result in [[Adam Sandler|shitty cinema]], suggesting a good deal of embezzlement was afoot. The overwhelming majority of backgrounds were clearly made with cheap-as-fuck green screens; the artwork is just slightly above [[Chris-chan]] quality; one of Muhammad's [[Butt buddy|disciples]] is reported to have been played by a [[srsly|gay porn star]]; and a [[gay]] [[porn]] [http://rt.com/news/film-director-made-porn-225/ director directed the film]. The movie's [[Lies|completely undeserved publicity]] can also be attributed to pastor and professional Christian troll Terry Jones, the mastermind of [[Burn a Koran Day]].

Despite the shit-tier production look, the movies does deserve credit for delivering a semi-accurate account of Muhammad's life and times, by documenting the fact that Muhammad is [http://books.google.com/books/about/The_Historical_Muhammad.html?id=_ScS1MjUzdYC historically recognized as a tyrant]. The piece has allusions with scenes based out of the oral tradition ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadith Hadith]) and [[Islam|Qur'an]], like when in the scene when he is being [[Pussy-whipped|beaten by two of his wives]] because one of them got jealous, due to Muhammad [[Lol|fucking one of them and not the other]] is such. This semi-historical accuracy and allusion referencing is particularly insulting given on top of all this, the image of Muhammad is shown (which is a big no-no in [[Islam]]), to further add insult, Muhammad is portrayed as that dumb looking fuck. 

The film has humor and jokes that are based off the original film, Desert Warrior, which is what the majority of the dialogue is about. The dialogue for the Innocence of Muslims was added later via dubbing. This results with many quotes and attributes that are presented as fact about the prophet Muhammad is considered highly blasphemous to Muslims. Numerous quotes exist in the Qur'an about it is bad to lie about Allah and his prophet. While Muhammad did marry a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad%27s_wives#Aisha_bint_Abu_Bakr six year old girl for political reasons] and sexed her up when she was [[loli|nine years old]], there is no evidence of any kind that suggests Muhammad encouraged or engaged in [[homosexuality]]. Also the film seems to touch upon Muhammad's [[wincest| incestuous]] relationship with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad%27s_wives#Zaynab_bint_Jahsh Zaynab bint Jahsh].

==Why it was [[Offended|offensive]] to Muslims==
===Muhammad the Tyrant===
Typically when Muhammad defeated his enemies, he [[socialism|re-appropriated]] their wealth among his followers, [[Holocaust|committed mass executions of males]], and selling their women and children into slavery. Sometimes Muhammad would take a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad%27s_wives#Rayhana_bint_Zayd sexy woman from a defeated enemy] as his wife. There is [[controversy]] in the scholarly community for the reasoning behind Muhammad attacked [[Slut|Rayhana]]'s tribe was for political reasons or because Muhammad wanted to get his [[dick]] [[sex|wet]] from this [[allegedly|alleged]] [[sexy|beauty]]. 

While Muhammad's major enemies were local [[Wiccans|pagan tribes]], the combat they engaged in was a mutual exchange of [[terrorism|raids on caravans]] that is typical of [[Sand nigger|Bedouin]] culture. Muhammad made enemy with the local Jews and eventually turned on the major clans, including his Jewish allies. It is important to know that despite the usage of the phrase [[Jew]], we are not taking about [[Israel|Israeli Jews]], but rather [[Double Nigger|Arabanized Jews]].

<center>{{morphquote|mq1|background-color: transparent; width: 800px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold;| Muhammad's [[butthurt|extreme disappointment]] with the Jewish refusal to recognize him as a prophet, led to his [[Irl troll|hostility towards them and to the wars against them]]. Ahmad now gives us some fresh insights into the strengths and weaknesses of siege warfare...|[[Butthurt|The real reasoning behind Muhammad's problems with the Jews]]; '''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 140'''

|It is in these terms that Muhammad and his followers learned something about the power equation between the desert and the sown. The "[[Terrorism|something new]]" was the reconginition of the vunerability of even the best fortified settlements and towns, [[9/11|a recognition that became an all-important element of Muslim military strategy]] in their [[Multiculturalism|spectacular conquests]] after the death of the Prophet. In those terms, Muhammad's war against the Jews of the Hijaz was a "dress rehearsal" for the wars of Islam against the empires.|Muhammad [[Holocaust|practice war]] on Jews in the name of [[Science|military tactics]]; '''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 140'''

|[[Lulz|Saad gives the judgement as the so-called umpire, [Ibn Hisham writes], that the men should be killed, their property confiscated, and the women and children taken and sold as slaves. Then Muhammad went out to the market of Medina and dug ditches in it. Then he sent for the men of this Jewish tribe and struck off their heads in those ditches as they were brought out to him in batches...There were 600 ir 700 in all, though some put the figure as high as 800 or 900. (461)]]| [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibn_Hisham Ibn Hisham] on Muhammad; '''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 142'''

|For it was after the "miraculous" victory of the Muslims over the Quraysh at Badr that Muhammad gained [[E-peen|considerable prestige]] in Medina and among the surrounding [[Sand Nigger|Bedouin tribes]], a prestige he soon transformed into [[The Man|political power]]. The victory at Badr, however, was followed by a raid on the Muslims by [[Wiccan|Abu Sufyan]], the Meccan Commander. According to Muslim traditions, it was the leaders of the [[Jews|Banu Nadir]] who hosted [[Wiccan|Abu Sufyan]] and his raders, supplying him with up-to-date intelligence about the Muslim forces. Although the raid itself was militarily insignificant, it [[Buttsex|revealed the relationship]] between the Jewish tribe, [[Jew|B.Nadir]], and Muhammad's Meccan enemy. The Jewish public rhetoric against Muhammad together with [[Jews|B. Nadir]]'s secret dealings with his enemies, compelled him to act decisively, and to show that he was not weakened by the Meccan attacks. Ibn Ishaq fails to explain the cause of the breach, but Ibn Hisham tells the story with which we are now familiar, [[Kamikaze|that some Jewish men of the B. Qaynuqa pinned the skirt of an Arab woman while she was seated in their market, so that when she stood up her nudity was exposed. A Muslim who was present took revenge on the Jew responsible for the prank, by killing him; and the Jews retaliated afterward, killing the Muslim]].|Muhammad taking advantage of any political incident to kill the Jewish rivals; '''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 148'''

|As the Jewish resistance to Muhammad continued, it took the form of a [[flame war|propaganda campaign]]. As we learned earlier, poetry fulfilled the function of journalism in Arabia, informing, but also [[troll|inciting]], and serving as the [[Ad hominem|opening salvo in battle]]. One of the Jewish leaders, Kaab al-Ashraf, whose mother was from the B.Nadir, wrote a poem that was intended to be [[Lulz|vulgar and insulting]], [[Viral|the offensive nature of which ensured that it would be broadcast]]. Muhammad's [[typical|reaction]] was [[Butthurt|predictable anger]], and he asked, "Who will rid me of Ibn al-Ashraf?" The volunteer was Muhammad b. Maslama, who became one of the first secret assassins in the Muslim force. Evidently, he was urged to fill that role by Saad b. Muadh, the leader of the B. Abd al-Ashal, the man who effectively brought about their conversion to Islam. He served as Muhammad's personal bodyguard at Badr, and urged [[Holocaust|the slaying of all the Quraysh]]. Described as a man of bad temper, he is the individual who played a key role in the massacre of the men of the B. Qurayza. So this Maslama devised a plot, gained permission from Muhammad to tell lies in order to gain entry to Kaab, and murder him. This act cast terror among the Jews, and according to Ibn Ishaq, Muhammad followed this with a blanket order to "[[Holocaust|kill any Jew who falls into your power]]."|Muhammad doing what it takes to win in the name of God; '''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 149'''

|The women and children of the B.Qurayza were sold into slavery to purcahse horses and weapons for the Muslims, and Muhammad chose one woman, Rayhana, who is said to have remained with him until she died. Some of the women and children were ransomed by Jews in Medina, Khaybar, Tayma, and Wadi al-Qura. The tribe of the B. Qurayza was destroyed, thus eliminating all organized Jewish opposition to Muhammad in Medina. A small number of Jews seem, nevertheless, to have remained in the city. Muhammad, having secured the city for Islam, could now turn his attention to other Jewish enclaves in Hijaz.|'''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 151'''}}</center><br>

===Muhammad the [[Liar|Charlatan Harlequin]]===
[[Last Thursday|Since 1833]], scholars have been arguing that Muhammad was inspired by other sources besides God transmitting divine revelation through the angel Gabriel. [http://youtu.be/Y40X6ykSQlE Since ancient documents were found in Yemen over three decades ago], this notion that [[Muslims]] have about the Qur'an being written in a complete divine form has been proven [[bullshit|inaccurate]]. Due to a desire by scholars to get to the completest picture they can about the history of Islam, a debate has formed into two opposing factions: was it the [[Jews]] or [[Christians]] who actually inspired Muhammad's [[Original Content|revelations]]? [[Fascism|There is a hybrid version in this debate that merges both arguments]] that Muhammad was more inspired by Christians, [[Lol|but got his information about the Christians from Jewish sources]].

<center>{{morphquote|mq2|background-color: transparent; width: 800px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold;|For Torrey, it is quite likely Muhammad was literate and that he could write. For if that had not been true, why would the [[Rich and beautiful|prosperous widow]] [[Milf|Khadija]] have chosen him to take charge of her trading ventures. Muslim scholars prefer to believe that Muhammad was unlettered in order to accentuate the miraculous nature of his having written down the words of God, mediated by Gabriel. But Torrey believes that Muhammad had possessed "the three Rs" from boyhood, and that he did indeed write down the whole of the Qur'an "with his right hand."|Scholars questioning the [[Bullshit|traditional mythology]] of Islam;'''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Influences on Muhammad's Inspiration page 76'''

|And through Torrey acknowledges that there are in the Qur'an at least three passages which seem clearly to be dependent on the New Testament (7:38; 57:13; and 19:1-15), he maintains that it was not from the Christians that the Arabian Prophet obtained information about the Gospels, for "it is utterly impossible to suppose that Muhammad ever had any [[Buttsex|continuous intercourse]] with Christians" (60). Furthermore, Torrey's argument continues, the name for Jesus in the Qur'an, Isa, is strange, and he escapes the fate intended for him and is taked up to heaven (Sura 3:48); and there is no mention of the Second Coming, the Christian doctrine which was more universally held and built upon than any other. Torrey sees this as support for his view that Muhammad's familitary with Christian doctrine and his impression of the Prophet Jesus, were derived not from direct Christian informants, but rather from "[[Bullshit|Jewish teaching, very shrewdly given]]" (81)|Historiography at its finest; '''The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Influences on Muhammad's Inspiration page 76-77'''

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== Mudslime Chimpouts So Far ==
=== Afghanistan ===
Afghanistan's President, and [[W|Bush]]/[[Obama]]'s [[Sockpuppet|partner in regional peace]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamid_Karzai Hamid Karzai] announced a nationwide YouTube block in Afghanistan because of the movie. In practice, meaning that he installed NetNanny on his own computer, thus effectively blocking every computer from being able to access YouTube in the country. Later the Taliban got jealous for being late for the party and attacked an Afgan military base. Proudly setting a new highscore of the whole chimopout of dead butthurt muslims at twenty, then they returned to [[Pakistan|whatever sandy cave they crawled from]].

On September 18th 2012, a huge stride was made towards [[Feminism|female participation in Afghan society]]. This change was so profound, that the explosive ripple from such an empowering and liberating event resulted in [http://rt.com/news/kabul-suicide-bomber-foreigners-373/ fourteen civilian casualities], including eight [[Whites|foreigners]]. Once again showing that [[Terrorists|Muslim extremists]] [[Lies|aren't against human rights and gender equality]], but are against [[Zionist|Western]] notions of [[Freedom|human rights]] and [[Feminism|gender equality]].

Student protests in the eastern province of Nangarhar that resulted in [[No Niggers|the burning of effigies of Obama]] followed by [[Sand Niggers|tribal chiefs]] and [[Islam|Islamic clerics]] offering a $100,000 dollar bounty for the head of [[Powerword|Nakoula Basseley Nakoula]].

=== Australia ===
Yes, apparantly there are enough mudslimes infesting Australia to stage a protest. Cheap and easy "chop everyone's but ours heads off" cardboard signs were plenty and the protesters showed [[Trolled|their appreciation of Osama]]. As the muslims started throwing rocks, attacking the cops and went full jihad mode, [[John Pike|Australian cops]] gave the "Allah Ackbar" chanting monkeys a [[Pwn|faceful of mace]].

Elders and other prominent members of the Muslim community in Melbourne [http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/muslim-community-not-behind-melbourne-rally-20120919-266xk.html informed journalists] that they were not behind a protest that was planned for [[Last Thursday|this Sunday]]. This demonstrates that it isn't merely political leaders within the [[Muslim]] community [[profit|taking advantage]] of this crisis, but [[Anarchists|other]] [[Israel|interested]] [[Iran|parties]] are facilitating [[drama]] [[World War 3|for whatever reason]].

=== Egypt ===
Protests have been ongoing since [[last thursday]] over the film. The Egyptian [[police]] aren't attempting their [[police brutality|normal duties]] and stop the violent protests since they are still [[butthurt|upset]] that their [[police state]] regime fell and are trying to prove a point about why [[Mubarak]] was a [[cool dude]] who was right about the [[Muslims|Islamists]]. The interesting thing about the Egyptian protests is that the youth with no religious or political affiliation are violently protesting while the [[Muslims|Islamists]] are peacefully protesting away from the American embassy. Here is a [http://youtu.be/mifNs8WBkt4 video] of a young woman calling a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salafi Salafist] man a "fag" for suggesting [[OWS|peaceful protests]].

An Egyptian court issued arrest warrants for the arrest of seven [[Nigger|Coptic]] [[Christians]] including American pastor [[Burn a Koran Day|Terry Jones]]. [[Lulz|If convicted, they could face the death penalty]], but that is assuming the defendants are stupid enough to show up in Egyptian [[Arbchat|court]].

===Kashmir===
The [[The Man|Grand Mufti]] of [[India|Jammu]] gave a statement saying "[[GTFO|US citizens visiting Kashmir should leave immediately as the sentiments of the Muslims have been hurt by these pictures]]." Despite these strong words, [[OWS|there were peaceful protests with minor scuffles]]. This is surprising because if there was going to be a [[Todd Akin|legitimate]] [[World War 3]], it would be over Kashmir and it would be a conflict of [[Muslims]] and [[Hindus]] with [[Drama bomb|nuclear weapons]].

===Iran===
[[image:Innocence_of_Muslims_Protest_in_Iran_Obama_with_Jew_Glasses.jpg|thumb|right|Obama with his Jew swag]]
There were [[OWS|peaceful protests]] with minor scuffles with the police in Terhan outside the Swiss embassy (which is the United States' communication medium to Iran). While by no means are Iranians peaceful and are famous for storming [[Zionist]] embassies in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution past], but when protests happen within Iran that are not directed towards the [[Nazi|Shia totalitarian state]], the dear leader [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] allows such protests to happen to demonstrate a [[Muslim]] [[OWS|solidarity]] of "Death to America!" mentality.

=== Lebanon ===
[[image:Burning kfc (599 x 443).jpg|thumb|left|[[Ebonics|OH LAWDY]], this is like another <s>[[9/11]]!</s> [[Trayvon Martin]] all over again.]] 
Unlike other countries in the [[Middle East]], [[Lesbian|Lebanon]] is rather industrialized and exposed to Western culture. [[Disregard that|Despite this]] development and acclimatization to Western society, this didn't stop [[butthurt|angry]] [[Muslims]] from having a [[chimpout]] in response to a 15 minute trailer to a poorly made movie. Despite [[Nigger manual|the usage of terms used to describe blacks and their behavior]], such as referring to [[butthurt|angry]] [[Muslims]] having a "[[chimpout]]" or referring to [[Arabs]] as "[[Sand Niggers]]," doesn't mean regular [[blacks]] are [[Arabs]]. This difference was demonstrated magnificently when the [[Lesbian|Lebanese]] [[Sand Niggers]] decided to burn down a local [[KFC]]. Such an act would be considered unfathomable if [[Sand Niggers]] were actual [[Niggers]], not simply [[assholes|individuals]] who [[Chimpout|behave similarly when presented with controversies]].

After a few days of protesting in [[Lesbian|Lebanon]], [[Lesbian|Lebanon]]'s equivalent of [[Osama Bin Laden]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassan_Nasrallah Hassan Nasrallah], came out of hiding to rant about this film. Despite his argument that this film's creation shouldn't be blamed on [[Christians]], which was rather reasonable of a [[Terrorist]] leader, he then came out and blamed that the [[United States]] should be blamed for the creation of this film. Nasrallah goes further and argues that [http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2012/09/2012917155027106315.html an international law] should exist to prevent hate speech against religion (specifically Islam), citing laws about [[Holocaust denial]] and [[antisemitism]] as a basis for his anti-free speech argument. Finally after being told for eight years that [[Sand Niggers|they]] hate our [[Freedom|freedoms]], the [[terrorists]] are actually coming after our [[Freedom|freedoms]] and [[Anti-lulz|our politicians couldn't care less]].

=== Libya ===
[[image:gaddafi coolface.jpg|thumb|left|I told you about the extremists, dog]]
Unlike their [[Egypt|pyramid-building]] [[pussy]] [[sandnigger]] cousins, Libyans actually did [[Drama bomb|something]]. [[America]]'s head ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, who made more dough while taking a shit than you make in your entire lifetime, [[They see me rollin'|was having a joyride in his pimpmobile with his homies]] and got to experience some of that famous [[headshot|Libyan hospitality]] in the form of an RPG. 

One of the victims was ''Sean Smith'' or "Vile Rat", an e-jew known for defrauding people in [[EVE Online]] and being a moderator in money-grubbing grand jew [[Lowtax]]'s pay-to-post [[Something Awful|Web 1.0 forum]] that stopped being relevant about a decade ago. He was famous for defending minorities and banning people whom he disagreed with. It is sweet irony that he met his end at the hands of his beloved dunecoons. According to a reliable source, his last words were "''B-but I defend you on the internet''".

=== Maldives ===
[[image:Malsoldiers.png|thumb|right|"All the UN base are belong to loli"]]
Maldivian jihadists, renowned internet tough guys the world over, laid siege to the UN headquarters. However, since they're pretty much pussies when it comes to doing some shit on their own, they brought out [[Loli|child soldiers]] in the hopes of baiting the 'murrikans inside. A few hours later, in a surprising spark of intelligent thinking from the otherwise retarded-as-fuck towel-head wannabes, they realized they were SUPPOSED to attack the US Embassy. But them being the dumbasses they were, they could not find the US Embassy no matter how hard they tried, and finally - with their rage-boners flatlining on them, they retreated to their caves for another round of raping their concubines.

===[[Israel|Palestine]]===
As usual in the Gaza Strip and Jerusalem, [[Muslims]], [[terrorists]], and [[anarchists]] found a reason to protest against their [[holocaust|treatment]] by [[Zionist]] forces. [[Anti-lulz|There were several arrests, but no causalities]].

===Pakistan===
Given the [[Terrorism|nature]] of Pakistan, as soon the video went viral, protests rocked the country. Tens of thousands of people marched across the country burning flags and chanting the typical "Death to America" and other slogans. Unlike other countries in the [[Middle East]], many of the protesters aren't simply [[butthurt|angry]] about the film, but rather the [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/25/drone-attacks-pakistan-counterproductive-report drone strikes] that kill innocents. A poorly made film was merely a catalyst for a [[butthurt]] volcano to erupt. [[Shit no one cares about|There were also peaceful protests by Christian minorities in reaction to the film]].

<center>{{morphquote|mq3|background-color: transparent; width: 800px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold;|I announce today that this blasphemer, who has abused the holy prophet - if somebody will kill him, I will give that person a prize of $100,000|[[Asshole|Ghulam Ahmed Bilour]], [[Gay|Pakistan's federal railways minister]]

|"The US deserves only one remedy - jihad, jihad."|A [[IRL troll|chant]] by a group of protesters named [[Sand Niggers|Jamaat-ud-Dawa]]}}</center><br>

The Pakistan Foreign Ministry quickly responded and denounced the statements by [[Asshole|Ghulam Ahmed Bilour]]. However, Bilour's statements started a [[meme|trend]] in Pakistan: so far a [[Islam|Islamic]] [[Priest|cleric]] has offered a bounty of $105,000 dollars as well as a businessman who offered a bounty of $1.27 million for the death of [[Powerword|Nakoula Basseley Nakoula]].

===Qatar===
[[OWS|Peaceful protests]] were had which involved chanting anti-[[Obama]] slogans such as "[[Lol wut?|Obama, Obama, we are all Osamah]]," but also doing typical "Death to America" chants such as "[[Lulz|the people want the downfall of the ambassador]]."

=== Sudan ===
[[File:Chimpout_Photo_from_Khartoum_Sudan.jpg|thumb|right|This is the Middle East, but [[Niggers|this scene]] could happen anywhere!]]
Since no proper chimpout is without a healthy dose of [[niggers]], Sudanese [[Muslims|Islamists]], [[terrorists| militia thugs]]/[[Marijuana|janjaweed]], and [[anarchists]] in Khatorum decided to join in on the [[Lulz|fun]]. In their Qur'an and kool-aid induced rage they rampaged blindly in an attempt to punish the [[America|Great Satan]]. Given the nigger beserk ability lowers intelligence by 10 points, this resulted with the [[British]] and [[German]] embassies being stormed and burned down by accident. [[All your base are belong to us|Once the rioters stormed the gates of the base]], they started to burn whatever they could get their black hands on. Once the [[America|right embassy]] was found at the rioters' third attempt, they proceeded to do the same thing to it as well. Later a mob broke into a German [[Christians|mission]] and presumably proceeded to [[Todd Akin|legitimate]] [[rape]] the [[White|German]] [[women]] inside.

Politically, the scene in Sudan is [[lulz|dramatic]]. The political demographics rioting and burning embassies is the Sudanese regime's support base so the tradition of how [[police state|police states]] typically respond to [[police brutality|violent protests]] couldn't happen. There are unverified claims that protesters were run over by riot squad vehicles and the bodies of the dead protesters were dragged inside an embassy. Even if these claims turn out to be false, this doesn't matter to the logic of a chimpout, and thus [[terrorism|the rage]] will continue.

=== Tunisia ===
In Tunisia, the [[terrorists|rioters]] climbed the walls and set trees and other objects in the US embassy's yard on fire. [[Terrorists|Unknown gunmen]] have fired guns at the embassy, but no one has die. After the first wave of rioters were depleted from [[terrorism|protesting]], [[Zerg rush|busloads of protesters from all over the countryside reinforced the numbers]] of the first wave of protesters whom had been [[police brutality|defeated]] by [[Military|U.S. Marines]] and [[Sand niggers|local police forces]]. Despite a newly reinforced army of [[Muslim]] cannon fodder ready to face teargas and rubber bullets, these combined forces were prevented from storming the [[American]] embassy again. Defeated, but still high on [[Jenkem|Islam]] and a few matches in their pockets, [[Pink Floyd|they did the same to an American school]] in La Goulette.

===Yemen===
After violent protests targeting the United States embassy, Americans wanted to send troops to defend the embassy. The [[Shit|Yemeni parliament]] responded with a statement affirming its "[[GTFO|rejection of any form of foreign presence]]." [[Disregard that|Despite this]] declaration by the [[Shit|Yemeni parliament]], the [[United States]] deployed a [[Gay|FAST (Fleet Antiterrorism Security Team)]] which comprises of 50 marines. Somehow 50 marines are capable of protecting an embassy from thousands of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country heavily armed] [[Arabs]] during a [[chimpout]].

==Videos==

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<youtube>MAiOEV0v2RM</youtube></center> <center>'''The Full Movie'''</center>

==[[Yes|Is there a conspiracy behind this plot?]]==
[[image:BaneMuslim.jpg|thumb|right|When the land of American pigdogs who mock our holy prophet is ashes....]]

Everything about this whole incident reeks of a conspiratorial heist of sorts in a classical [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuromancer Neuromancer] style: [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2012/09/2012915181925528211.html hiring a point man to produce a movie who just recently left federal prison for fraud], who [[Sockpuppet|pretended]] to be a [[Jew|Israeli]] named Sam Bacile and claimed the movie was funded from [[100]] [[Jews]]; [http://articles.latimes.com/2012/sep/18/opinion/la-oe-crawley-innocence-of-muslims-actor-20120918 the actors involved in the film were unawares of what was really happening]; as well as [http://www.believeallthings.com/5874/innocence-muslims-libyan-ambassador/ the film was claimed to be the reasoning behind the death of Ambassador Stevens] despite what appeared to be a coordinated attack that conveniently happened on the eleventh anniversary of [[9/11]]. It makes one wonder: was someone one behind this that isn't [[Powerword|Nakoula Basseley Nakoula]]? Very likely, but who?

Blaming the [[Jews]] is almost too easy, especially given that [[Jews did WTC]] eleven years earlier in order to have the [[United States]] get [[war|involved]] in the [[Afghanistan|Middle]] [[Iraq|East]] in order to fulfill their [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm Zionist master plan] that is slowly unfolding as we speak. Since the war drums are beating ever faster for intervention in [[Syria]] and [[war]] with [[Iran]], [[Troll|provoking a response]] from [[butthurt|angry]] [[Muslims]] who'd typically [[Terrorism|riot]] [[Muhammad Cartoons|every time something like this happens]] is important. An [[Butthurt|angry]] [[Middle East]] is easier to invade, after all, [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/09/201292464012781613.html dehumanizing the enemy is important in any propaganda campaign before a war]. So after an [http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/06/01/obamas_illegal_war illegal war] that deposed a somewhat popular dictator, and Earth's last true super-villian, [[Gaddafi|Qaddafi]], it never occurred that [[terrorists|loyalists]] to the former regime might still be active in [[Libya]] and want revenge, or [http://rt.com/usa/news/stevens-laden-terrorist-attack-597/ possibly that al-Qaeda wanted him dead]. So on the eleventh anniversary of [[9/11]], a coordinated attack was launched during the chaos of the protests. However, there was something not right about the situation in Libya: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202409/Safe-house-Ambassador-died-Marine-guard-body-missing-hours-Full-scale-chaos-surrounding-Libyan-killings-revealed.html first, the embassy used by the Americans was atypical of the normal fortress like nature of American embassies; second, Marines normally guard embassies. This was not the case in Libya, instead Libyan and State Department security officials were protecting him]; third, [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2012/09/201291684555157640.html despite numerous security breaches in Libya, including an after attack on June 6th against the embassy by an improvised explosive device, no additional security was offered to the American Embassy]; fourth, a few days after the attack against the embassy, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/libya-consulate-chris-stevens-journal_n_1910116.html a CNN reporter was able to walk away from the embassy with a journal written by the ambassador], [[LOL|revealing that he was concerned about the security situation in Benghazi]]. 

The pieces that fell into place fell too easily and conveniently to not be suspicious, after all, [[9/11|the last time a major terrorist attack happened to the United States]], the [[Patriot Act]] and the invasions of [[Afghanistan]] and [[Iraq]] was a response for a single terrorist attack. Perhaps this attack will be used as a justification for increasing the scale of the war on terror, and possibly be used to justify invading [[Syria|new]] [[Iran|countries]] and further strip away [[Freedom|constitutional rights]]. Only time will tell...

==Political ramifications==
{{quote|...What [westerners] do hear however is the supposed [[Oxymoron|moderate Muslims]] demanding they give up the right to Have and Express their beliefs Freely. The moderates seem as intent as the radicals to [[Multiculturalism|impose]] their [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia religious] laws on the world, they just use [[censorship|different methods]].|{{yt|u|BRIMAN711}}}}

Regarding the political ramifications of the[[2012 Elections|American Presidential elections]], that can be read [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/2012_Elections#Mitt_Romney_still_doesn.27t_get_Foreign_Policy here]. However, there are many more political ramifications than this, mainly [[free speech]]. Calls from numerous individuals, ranging from [[OWS|peaceful]] [[Islam|Islamic]] [[Priest|clerics]] to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassan_Nasrallah the leaders of terrorist organizations] have been calling for [[LOL|international laws]] that would make it criminal to [[Troll|mock]] [[Islam]], much like how [[antisemitism]] and [[Holocaust denial]] are illegal in some places. Unlike other [[Google|internet entities]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] will never capitulate to censorship because we don't negotiate with [[terrorists]]. Which is why [[ED]] will smuggle the video into [[Islam|Islamic]] countries after [[Google]] finally takes it in the ass over the video because [http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/google-agrees-to-take-down-racist-site-20100115-maxd.html they don't actually care] about [[free speech]] as they have pretended to do [http://www.mediaite.com/online/google-keeping-innocence-of-muslims-trailer-on-youtube-despite-white-house-pressure/ recently].

==Some choice selections of [[OTI]] chimpouts.==

{{cg|Gallery of Pis-uh, I mean Peace.|peacefulOTIgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Sandpoetsinvade.png|The first ambassadors of the [[Lie|religion of peace]] arrive.
Image:Driveby.png|Muslims are behind drive-by shootings?.
Image:LolmohamedBC.png|Lol.
Image:Muslimslikeass.png|We all knew the truth.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Muslimsarentbarbarians.png|Muslims aren't cannibal barbarians, you say?.
Image:Muslimsareindeedcannibals.png|Nope, that's what they are.
Image:Muslimsdid911.png|Muslims did 9/11? Or is the raghead solicting for BJs?
Image:Muslimgloater.png|Admitting that the murder of Chris Stevens was preplanned.
Image:Muslimsexhibitionistrapist.png|A raghead details his fetishes.
Image:Keepmuslimsawayfrominternets.png|Muslims are, by nature, [[sick_fuck|sick fucks]].
Image:Weaboomuslimsattack.png|Muslim [[weaboo|weaboos]] are ON THE CASE.
Image:SpawnofKitchen.png|Muslims like crossdressing too.
Image:Taqqiyyahardcore.png|This camelfucker tries the 'innocent' card...
Image:Sauceishadith.png|Now we know [[retard|that they can't even read their own shit]].




</gallery>
|}}


===External Links===
*[http://www.tampabay.com/news/world/gainesville-pastor-terry-jones-promoted-film-that-sparked-unrest-in-libya/1251112 Tampa Bay Times]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4DjVszAn4GAyzgsjtkJONg/videos YouTube channel] of Sam Bacile with three videos apparently comprising extracts from the film, uploaded in July and September 2012
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/innocence-of-muslims-filmmaker-nakoula-basseley-nakoula_n_1880706.html Huffington Post]
*[http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-libya-filmmaker-20120913,0,3754075.story Los Angeles Times]
*[http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/09/13/innocence-muslims-producer-identity-questioned-actors-say-were-duped/ Fox News]
*[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19572912 BBC News]
*[http://www.salon.com/2012/09/13/innocence_of_muslims_filmmaker_was_also_a_meth_cook/ “Innocence of Muslims” filmmaker was also a meth cook"] Salon.com


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