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A '''[[Channing]]''' (''Chah-ning'') is a breed of troll that lives in musty dungeons. Channings are a fierce kind of creature that resemble a [[wilderbeast]] in many ways. They appear human, but when it's hungry, it will jump on tables and act like a [[velociraptor]], such as the one in [[Jurassic Park]].


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== How to Approach a Channing ==

1. Make sure you are holding [[food]], preferably [[braces-friendly]].

2. When the troll notices you, stick out your tongue and spin around, after putting the food on a near-by surface.

3. If it doesn't kill you, good job.


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For more information the '''[[Channing]]''' troll, please see [[Troll]].