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[[Image:Urd photo.jpg|thumb|Go, go fatty Mc[[Pedophile]]!]]
[[Image:Urd daid.jpg|thumb|Not quite an accurate representation]]

{{quote|I can't imagine telling my own mother to stop drawing, I quote, "spicy" pictures of 15 year old anime characters .. then having her bitch about it.|[http://lequiem.deviantart.com lequiem]| barely scratching the surface of the crazy that is Urd-chan [http://comments.deviantart.com/18/899871/511459036]}}

[http://urd-chan.deviantart.com/ Turd-chan] is a very intelligent DeviantARTlet who fights for the rights of pedophiles everywhere. She strongly believes in her [[lol|constitutional right]] to post pornography of underage [[animu]] characters (or as she calls it, "[[art]]") to [[Deviantart|a privately owned website]]. Although DevianTART has, oddly enough, always been against [[hot]], [[underage]] [[booty]], Urd-[[weeaboo|chan]] has somehow only just realized such, and gone completely [[ALLCAPS|RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE]] about it. Old [[shit|Turd-o]]'s been in a total [[shit]]fit, posting journals and writing angry comments about the [[Perverted-Justice|injustice]] and oh the humanity of it all. Her userpage is enough to confuse one into thinking they've stumbled into [[The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007|LiveJournal]].

We should also mention that she's 49 years old and has three children, aged 21, 19, and 16, and those [[Inuyasha|anime characters]] she draws and writes porno about are all aged younger than those children. Mmm, one can almost smell the sweet aroma of the [[partyvan]] coming her way!

But what's [[ugly|Turd-chan]] planning to do about this [[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL|madness]]? Don't worry, friends, [[fat|Urd-chan]] is almost 50 years old, and she is very capable of coming up with perfectly rational solutions to [[Jake Brahm|problems of national importance]], and all outlined in her grand plan - an extremely [[tl;dr]] journal on the DeviantART! [[shutdowned.org|Online petitions]] are nothing next to the greatness of this plan!

...Oh wait, [http://urd-chan.deviantart.com/journal/13958944/ her plan] is basically just that. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], and read on! Let us investigate the mind that would make Freud cry!


==Urd-chan's fanfictions==
[[Image:Urd inusex.jpg|thumb|It is perfectly normal to draw a 15-year old this way...]]
[[Image:Urd inusex2.jpg|thumb|...Especially when you are nearly 50]]

{{quote|I first discovered the series Inuyasha about six years ago. The rest, as the saying goes, is history|Urd-chan|on how she became a creepy pedophile when her oldest kid was the same age as the character she writes and draws smut about [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/285607/]}}

[[Allegedly]] Turd-chan is [[e-famous]] for her writing. So what sort of thing does a nigh-50-year old woman write? [[Inuyasha]] [[fanfiction]]. No wait, sexy sexy sexy [[Inuyasha]] [[fanfiction]]. Either that, or a story that is essentially the plot to Inuyasha if it took place in Ancient Egypt. Creativity like this has never been seen before!

It makes you wonder if the Inuyasha voice actors that she stalks on a regular basis have read her body of work. Or her children. Actually, everything about Turd-chan makes you wonder for her children.

To be fair, Turd-o's stories are better than most Internet fanfiction, but then, [[My Immortal|look at her competition]]. Now look at her.... work.


''Kagome’s heartbeat had increased. She breathed deeply, her breaths starting to become erratic as her body responded to her touch. She let her head fall back as her chest pressed forward, reacting to the arousal her body felt. A warmth was spreading to her body, centering in her secret place.

''Her moans were becoming more intense as her body reacted to the stimulation. Kagome slowly slid her right hand from her breast, allowing it to lightly brush across her ribcage, then her navel, following the gentle contour of her slightly rounded abdomen, pausing only for a fleeting moment before settling on her patch of soft pubic hair. She swallowed hard before allowing her hand to slip between her legs. Her hand lay motionless against the warmth between her legs. She called to Inu-Yasha in her mind, "Yes, " as her started gently moving her hand in and out between her legs. The sensation was like nothing she had ever felt, and each movement of her hand sent a shiver through her body. She continued moaning Inu-Yasha’s name as her secret area swelled with her arousal. She could feel a warm wetness coating her fingers, could even smell the scent of the thick, slippery juice that was starting to flow between her legs. Her body was readying itself for her lover, and her desire was becoming overwhelming.

''Kagome gasped when she felt him. She had not heard Inu-Yasha enter the room, so entranced was she by her own desire and fantasy. He had come up behind her, standing only a hair’s breadth away from her, slipping his arms around her and covering her hands with his own.

''"Don’t stop, Kagome." His voice was raspy and deep as he whispered in her ear. [http://nexus.colum.edu/users/nierodzik/fanstuff/fanfics/Urd_unchained02.htm]


What sort of nigh-50-year old woman writes masturbation flicks about a 15-year old girl? A [[creepy]] [[pedo]] [[fuck]]head, that's what sort! Gosh, and she wonders why the Internet doesn't want her around.

{{quote|Quit bitching, act your age, and don't make porn of people young enough to be your own children.|[http://deenis.deviantart.com deenis]|tool of the oppressors [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/513167293]}}

[[Ray Jones|Old people on the internet]] are the reason we can't have nice things!


==RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE==
[[Image:Urd creepy.jpg|thumb|[[Turd]]-chan, creeping out　[[animu]] voice actor Scott McNeil]]
[[Image:Urd inumanboobs.jpg|thumb|Another masterpiece by Urd-chan]]
[[Image:Urd ffic.jpg|thumb|No matter how hard they run, they'll never be able to escape Urd-chan's shitty fanfiction...]]
[[Image:Urd-chanstupid.jpg|thumb|Fucktard, even when faced with the Truth]]

{{quote|I'm beginning to feel like I've been taken into the past and am living in old Salem, where a group of spoiled rotten girls started the entire Witch Hunt there by pointing their fingers at several of the town's women and accusing them of being witches.|Urd-chan|on DA's horribly [[Nazi]] rule [http://urd-chan.deviantart.com/journal/13958944/]}}

As mentioned earlier, it turns out dA gets a little [[baleet]]y when it comes to [[pedo]]art. As mentioned earlier, Turd-chan finds this so [[Anti-lulz|utterly despicable]] that she must rant and rave about it. Because DevianTART's deletion of things that are disallowed by their terms of service is PRECISELY like burning witches. Maybe Urd-chan [[DivineAngel|thinks she's a witch]] and has some sort of Jew, because any rational person wouldn't quite make that connection.

In any case, [[weeaboo|Urd-chan]] has outlined her grand plan to take down [[the man|DevianTART administration]] (who is bringing us down). She will use the power of [[shutdowned.org|online petitions]], which have [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/510594085 totally worked before okay] (actually they did work for the series ReBoot but nobody cares about that so don't give Turd-chan any links that will prove this okay).

{{quote|Shout it from the rooftops until DA hears and takes us seriously. We have to unite and stand strong in our fight to save our art!|Urd-chan|fighting for the likes of this}}

[[Turd]]-chan will not stand for dA's [[rape|stripping]] of the constitutional rights of [[pervert|fanartists]]! You know, never mind the fact that DevianTART is a [[fascists|privately owned]] company and can thus dictate precisely what kind of things you can and cannot post there. Never mind that dA's service providers could ban them for having [[underage]] [[porn]] on their site. Never mind that kiddyporn is illegal in the [[USA]]. [[Freedom of speech|FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BITCHES]]!

Also, it turns out Urd-chan is a little sensitive when it comes to people calling out her lame plan to "boycott" and petition dA. One shouldn't expect more from someone who is doing it all because some people got their policy-violating pictures taken down. If you comment badly on her page, or positively on [[Realitysquared]]'s journal ([[????]]), then you will get blocked from her page. [[hypocrite|FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BITCHES]]!

Another part of Turd-chan's grand plan is to stick it to the man by [[Djfox|making their own art website]]. Yeah, that'll show dA. They'll be sorry, just like they were when they were shown the error of their ways by [[SheezyArt]], [[FurAffinity]] and [[BadfurDay Takes Advantage Of A DA Exploit|Storm-Artists]]! DevianTART will be so broken after Turd-chan's [[rape|had her way with it]]! 

{{quote|We need a place to call home, where a few narrow-minded individuals who are still living in the Victorian age can't stifle what we do.|Urd-chan|who, going by her previous analogy about the Salem witch-hunts, thinks that the Victorian era was 1692 ([[PROTIP]]: it wasn't until [[At least 100 years ago|over 100 years later]]) [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/509311211]}}

Surprisingly, it took a long time before anybody with any semblance of intellect came in to tell Turn-chan just how much of a fucking [[retard]] she is. But amongst her many supporters were some real winners, including [[ArcticTiger]] [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/506061626] and [[DivineAngel]] [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/590011/511452422].

{{quote|You know, if you hate deviantART this much, why are you still here?|[http://insidexml.deviantart.com insidexml]|[http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/511898037]}}

However Urd-chan's plan is a thing of [[lulz|beauty]]. It is constantly changing and growing ever more [[retarded|wonderful]]. Turd-chan has been "watching the ads that come across <nowiki>[her]</nowiki>" and is "putting together a list of <nowiki>[dA's]</nowiki> advertisers and <nowiki>[getting]</nowiki> any contact information <nowiki>[she]</nowiki> can" because "<nowiki>[she thinks]</nowiki> if we start sending complaint letters to the companies that advertise on the site and let them know that we won't support their products/services as long as they are advertising on DA, we might be able to get our message through that way" [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/505707160]. A fellow deviant has been kind enough to draft her a letter for such use.

{{quote|"Dear Motel 6,<br/>
I will no longer be staying in your Motels because a website which your ads appear on is refusing to host my erotic or lewd cartoons, which are occasionally based on child characters in other artists cartoon universes."|[http://chrisbucks.deviantart.com/ chrisbucks]|lending a helping hand [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/511639864]}}

Sadly no word yet on whether [[ugly|Turd-chan]] will use it, but her crusade valliantly marches on. With media coverage! Urd-chan has let us all know that "it's working. And, it's giving a lot of negative publicity to DA in the process" [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/510864336] though of course she can't link us to anything to prove this statement (can't provide proof that doesn't exist, lol). When another deviant muses that they haven't heard any such idiocy on the news, Urd-chan replies "Hmmm... Thanks for mentioning that. Now I know our next course of action. I have friends in the media, after all..." [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/511073196]. [[wtf|Uhh...]] god speed, Urd-chan. God speed.

{{quote|That rant was the biggest waste of time I've ever seen in my life|[http://sane-intolerant.deviantart.com/ SANE-INTOLERANT]|qft [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/510458478]}}

==Memorable Quotes==

{{quote|[[lie|Oh, it's working. And, it's giving a lot of negative publicity to DA in the process.]]|Urd-chan, fucking idiot}}

{{quote|You forget that DA conveniently changed those rules after we joined. In fact, two times in just over a week. Those weren't the rules in place when I joined or when I (or other artists) submitted much of the work that is being targeted.|Urd-chan}}

{{quote|So, DA doesn't believe in the US Constitution, according to your argument. You say that my claims of Freedom of Speech mean nothing here. Sounds like just more reason to FIGHT for my rights. And, we won't stop until we've seen justice!|Urd-chan}}

{{quote|I'm hardly paranoid - I see the chaos around me, and it wasn't there a short time ago. Perhaps you don't care about our Constitutional rights, but they include the freedom of expression and the freedom of speech. Luckily there are plenty of places that still uphold those ideals.|Urd-chan [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13958944/510280142 has no idea what the fuck private enterprise is]}}

==BARE-ly Legal Pin ups==

Turd-chan, being profoundly [[butthurt]] about the underage rule decides she'll show DA with her [http://urd-chan.deviantart.com/art/Bare-My-Child-63418222 BARE-ly legal pin ups]. In which she takes all the characters she can find just above legal age and strips them nude. You should [[troll]] the hell out of said drawings.

==OMG TROLLS==

Not suprisingly, Urd gets her fair share of [[troll|trolls.]] Like the average [[Tartlet]], her response is to block the person, hide the offending comment, and gloat over her number of pageviews. However, unlike the average tartlet, she's 50 fucking years old.

[[Image:Urd-chan.jpg|thumb|centre|A tribute to the future savior of DA.]]
[[Image:Urd-cunt.jpg|thumb|centre|Bring it, bitch.]]

==External Links==
[[Image:Urd children.jpg|thumb|Urd-chan's unfortunate children]]
*{{deviantart|urd-chan}}
*[http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-Urd-chan.php Urd-chan on Fanart-central]
*[http://www.hentai-foundry.com/profile-Urdchan.php Urd-chan on Hentai Foundry]
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/285607/ Urd-chan on FF.net]
*[http://nexus.colum.edu/users/nierodzik/html/fanfic2.htm#urdchan Urd-chan's smutty fanfics]
*[http://adinuyasha.thebrokenconsole.com/ Urd-chan's scanlation website]
*[http://www.thebrokenconsole.com/iyed/scans2/ Urd-chan's Ecchi Doujinshi scanalation website]
*{{deviantart|totd}} - Turd-chan's fanclub for her shitty fanfic
*{{deviantart|iyed}} - Turd-chan's fanclub for "ecchi inuyasha fanfics"
*{{deviantart|kougakagura}} - Turd-chan's fanclub for some shitty pairing
*{{deviantart|initialdclub}} - Turd-chan's fanclub for Inital D (lol one member)
*Two of Urd-chan's kids (both much more talented and sensible than her):
:*{{deviantart|kojika}}
:*{{deviantart|himeko}}
*Die-hard 'mature' fan of Turd-chan
:*{{deviantart|marajsky}}


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*[http://urd-chan.deviantart.com/journal/13958944/ Urd-chan's grand plan]
*[http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/899871/ The complaints forum calls in]

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