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'''Twice''' is defined as once more than once and once less than thrice (also called "three times"). If you've done something twice you're either a big fan of it or just really stupid.

Twice can also be used as an intensifier for threats, especially if you're an [[Internet tough guy]]: "Listen, asshole, if you cross me again I'll kill you - ''twice''."

==What has happened Twice==
*Plane crashes into the [[World Trade Center]].
*The coming of [[Jesus]].
*''[[EverQuest|Ever]][[EverQuest II|Quest]]''.
*''[[Ninja]] Gaiden''.
*[[Butthurt]].
*Two.
*The number of times [[you|I]] [[masturbate]] each day.
*The [[9000|number of times]] I actually [[masturbate]] each hour.
*The number of times a Jew was actually killed during the [[Hitler|holocaust]] according to Iran's president.
*The amount of regular fun you can have whilst [[incest|having sex with identical twins]].
*The proportional size of your virtual-nads whilst acting like an [[internet tough guy]].
*The size your penis would be if you were an average, [[fag|healthy male]].
*The amount of [[cum|generic sweet semi-gelatinous filling]] inside your double-stuffed Oreo, you [[fat]] fuck.
*The [[WWII|World War]]
*[[Goatse|Noobs]] being pwned.
*[[You|Random hobos]] fucking [[your mother]] in every hole.
*[[You|Random hobos]] fucking [[you|you]] in every hole.
*The number of times your [[incest|sister]] was [[raped]] by [[nigra|someone]].
*The number of times [[Batman]] was attacked by a dog.
*The amount of times that [[you]] voted for [[George W. Bush]].
*The number of times that a [[Bush]] was in office

==What shouldn't have to happen twice==
*Telling a [[woman]] to get back in her [[kitchen|place]].

==Alternative Uses==
Twice has also been used as a descriptor for a frozen tampon. The name comes from the words TWat and ICE. "''It was so hot outside today I had to stuff a twice up my axe wound''."

TWICE is also an acronym for "TWO WOMEN IN CONSTANT ECSTASY". Mmmm, [[lesbian|sappho]] porn...

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