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[[twenty one pilots]], '''tøp''', or '''21 Pilots''' if you're too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody's surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Hollywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]'s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.

[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]

[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].

[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]

== Band Members ==

'''Tyler Joseph''' - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental. 


'''Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]''' - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle. 
=== Former Members ===

'''Nick Thomas''' - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.

'''Chris Salih''' - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].

Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.

== Albums ==
'''No Phun Intended''' - Tyler's solo album made when he was [[Underage b&|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.

'''Twenty One Pilots''' - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does. 

'''Regional at Best''' - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It's not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.

'''Vessel''' - Their "debut" album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh's grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it's still shit by [[Fat Larry's Band|actual music]] standards.

'''Blurryface''' - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out. 

'''Trench''' - The album which started the '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] which [[Heaven's Gate|glorifies suicide and causes citizens to kill themselves]] and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} storyline takes place penis. The music video for the song "Chlorine" features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].

'''Scaled and Icy''' - Short for [[Facepalm|"Scaled back and Isolated"]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]] 

[[The Simpsons|'''Clancy''']] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epic super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck. It's also supposed to be the end of the whiny dragged on whack-a-mole scavenger hunt of a storyline, but it wasn't because Tyler <s>[[Too lazy|forgot]] to finish the Paladin Strait music video</s> [[DISREGARD THAT]] THEY'RE MAKING US SOLVE ANOTHER ARG TO FIND IT.

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