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'''Turkey Tom''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Thomas Larry Hanson''') is a [[shit nobody cares about|shit-nobody-cares-about]] enthusiast and renowned pronoun respecter known for his video essays on ''losers, creeps and pedos''. He is noted as citing from unconventional and controversial sources such as [[Kiwi Farms]] for information and occasionally our own [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] if viable information really becomes scarce. Due to the source of his studies, he is often made up to be the same [[transphobia]]-riddled pack of assholes that the Kiwi collective is despite the fact that he incessantly goes out of his way to not [[misgender]] the would-be transexual pedophile subject of his next video. In fact, there is probably nobody who loathes this beta-troll more than Kiwi Farms themselves; both for that reason and because he copies off of their articles verbatim for easy, replicable content. Orbiting around Kiwi Farms may not have been his wisest move anyways as it was Kiwi Farms who would ultimately [[dox]] him for his faggotry. Truth is, Turkey Tom is merely a grifter putting on the guise of a cool, relatable, apathetic [[doomer]] who sheds light on internet losers and their degeneracy for our entertainment, but in reality, he is heading down the road to becoming a low-tier [[lolcow]] himself and a mediocre [[YouTuber]] at that. [[some argue|Some may also]] insinuate that he is some sort of [[alt-right]] icon, but he's hardly even a [[Milo Yiannopoulos]]. If Turkey Tom was really an far-right extremist, he would spend more time exposing the losers, creeps and pedos within the [[Democratic]] caucus and less time discussing the life story of some weirdo with a [[diaper fetish]] in extreme, scrutinizing detail. As it stands, Turkey Tom is at most an [[alt-light]] goober, although this alone has at least proven successful in pushing unsuspecting individuals down the far-right pipeline, [[Solomon Henderson|making far-right extremists by proxy]].

==Cuckoldry==
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Turkey Tom has had a bit of a reputation as a principled man who exposes internet degeneracy and doesn't afraid of anything. Among them, frequently making fun of [[e-girls]] and the [[simps]] that follow them, although there were signs that suggest he might have had a problem exercising his right hand as well; evidenced by the fact that he actually followed a dozen of these supposedly loathsome e-girls on his [[Instagram|Instagrammy]] (including two that did creepy [[loli|age-regression cosplay]]). No amount of "stop [[gooning]]" caps however could stop his own degeneracy going on behind the screen when lo and behold Tom wasn't as principled as he was made out to be. It all became public knowledge when somebody blurted out a question during a stream asking if one of his buddies has ever [[sex|fucked]] his girlfriend, and everybodies hesitant "wtf bro" reactions said it all. If this was a joke then he would have easily meme'd it off, but it festered in his mind until he had to give closure on the situation. Its true, Turkey Tom came out as a proud [[cuckold]]! Not only that but, in a strife of cope and dilation, he defended the action and admitted that he and his girlfriend cheat on eachother all the time and that its "just what adults do"; the world is decadent, and Tom was down with it the whole time! Its official, Turkey Tom is [[idubz]] 2.0!

==Pyrocynical Drama==
Back in [[2020]], some little shit may or may not have forged some chat logs alleging [[Pyrocynical]] to be a groomer. Turkey Tom, upon seeing, just fucking rolled with it and started producing video after video procuring these claims. Only until like 4 years later did he acknowledge his mismanaging of the situation and that he was just riding the grift.


==Collaboration with [[Destiny]]==
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==See Also==
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*[[I Hate Everything]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[Mister Metokur]]
*[[iDubbbzTV]]
*[[Pyrocynical]]
*[[Stonetoss]] – used to retweet Turkey Tom a lot.

==External Links==
*{{Yt|@|TurkeyTom|Turkey Tom}}
*{{Yt|@|TomDark|TomDark}} (second channel)
*{{Yt|@|tomdarker|TomIRL}} (vlogging channel)
*{{Kfuser|notaturkey.23524|NotATurkey}} - his KF account
*[https://www.turkeytom.net/ turkeytom.net]
*{{Fandomlink|youtube|Turkey_Tom|Fandom article}}
*{{Sw|Turkey_Tom|Soyjak Wiki article}}
*{{Reddit|TurkeyTomYouTuber|Restricted subreddit}}
*{{Reddit|turkeytomyoutuber2|Banned subreddit}} {{Wayback|https://old.reddit.com/r/TurkeyTomYoutuber2/|20230320045630|title=(archive)}}

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