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'''Kevin "Triggur" Kelm''' is a whiny, third-rate, washed-up, middle-aged, hypocritical [[Scat|poop-fetishist]] and [[furfag]] from [[Colorado]] who takes the internet too seriously. His many claims to fame include creating the hoax [[IQ Test]], having his head removed from his ass hemmorhoid surgery, and having his nuts removed by court order. His favorite place to poop is the bedroom and on Kindrift. 

Triggur keeps his nuts in a jar for the lulz and is currently spending his last lonely days—using unconvincing sockpuppets that fool no-one—to froth with butthurt raeg about [[Xydexx]]. 

For the love of god and all that is holy, whatever you do, don't ask to see his puppy. 

==Career==

===Epic drama queen===
In 2006, Triggur put together a histrionic YouTube video entitled "Pride vs. Progress", wherein he freaked out to hilarious effect and screeched with indignation over half-naked men wearing assless chaps. He later deleted the video and related post in a fit of Troll's remorse. 


===Goodbye, Cruel Internet===
In November 2008, Triggur blanked his website, wiped out his LJ, demanded WikiFur delete everything about him, and generally tried to delete everything forevar. According to the geniuses over on Vivisector, this was "a desperate attempt to remove any traces of his 'former self' lest a potential employer google him and laugh as his resume sails toward the trash." Other sources say Triggur was just preparing to launch his new career as an hero. 


{{morphquote
|From an objective viewpoint, how do you not laugh at a naked, shrieking man flailing on the toilet? 
|WHY YES, I HAVE A GIANT HEMORRHOID! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT!?
|Right about there is when the shrieking started. Thank God no one was home. The dogs ran off to hide somewhere. It felt like getting a digital rectal massage from Edward Scissorhands. It felt like someone pulling ten feet of barbed wire out of my bunghole.
|Nobody was ever meant to see that much dookie and that much blood all in the same place.}}

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