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[[File:3F05-620 (1).jpg|250px|thumb|Torba in his current form.]]


Torba, not to be confused with [[Gab.ai|(((Andrew Torba)))]] is a mentally unstable [[Troll|internet troll]] most notable for his role in exposing [[Role-playing|Sigismund]] [[Jews|Steinhauser]] to the [[Earth|general public]] alongside his [[Greece|Greek]] comrade calling himself Ubermensch. He is [[fact|known]] to have been an agent of the [[Terry Davis|glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers]] before starting his career, being [[BTFO|BTFO'd]] from [[CIA|the Agency]] [[Rekt|after a security camera busted him]] wanking to seized [[Child porn|child pornography]] tapes. [[Nigger|Torba]] has the ability to [[Magic|shapeshift]]. He inhabits [[Discord|Discord]] mostly, being [[Irrelevant|far less relevant anywhere else.]]

== Backstory ==

Turban was born in [[Serbia|Belgrade, Serbia]] in 1995 while his brothers and sisters living in [[Croatia]] were getting [[BTFO|BTFO'd]]. At age [[Baby|4]] he [[Tony Blair|saw]] [[Kikes]] [[Bill Clinton|bomb]] [[Shit|his country.]] Regardless of this he was a self-hating edgy [[Communist]] until he was [[Teen|19 years old]] when he browsed [[Stormfront]] as a joke only to find out [[Truth|it's true]]. He now dedicates [[Nothing|his life]] to [[Butthurt|anally raping]] LARPers.

== Online Fursonas, banishment from youtube and the great king's return. == 
Torba began using his [[IRL|real name]] for his [[Youtube|youtube channel]] like an [[idiot|idiot]] back when he was just a kid. It was his first channel and his uploads consisted of shitty ripoff G-Mod videos and crappy Flash animations with audio stolen from [[Squirrelking|Icton's fan fiction videos.]] The channel exploded like a towelhead, reaching [[Pathetic|30 overall views and 10 subscribers]], most of which were [[friends]] from [[School|school.]] He used this channel for approximately 3 years. One day he was watching airsoft videos and made the case that Airsoft guns can be used as self-defense weapons. [[Psychopath|He made the comment to comfort himself because he couldn't get a real gun to shoot people.]] If that wasn't retarded enough, he also claimed [[Fallout 3]] is better than [[God|New Vegas]]. The resulting ass-blasted responses from the rest of Youtube resulted in him [[GTFO|leaving the site.]] This led to him [[Cry|whining like a bitch.]]

After a year or so passed by, he got [[Retarded|smart]] and changed the name to [[Edgy|Dolfy Hitler]], deleted all of his youtube comments and changed his profile picture, making all of his videos private and then proceeding to continue making [[Opinion|controversial comments]] about [[Jesus|Fallout: New Vegas]]. In the end, he left the channel because he actually played the game and realized how he was [[Wrong|wrong.]] He created a new email and a new account, christening himself Torba [[longcat|LONG BEFORE]] Andrew Torba came to the scene. He used the same name on his discord after some time. Fellow [[Slavs]] would identify the name properly as "bag", which his name really was in most Slavic languages. Yes, he named himself after a bag. From this stage in his life he became [[Bad|good]] at [[everything]], including but not limited to - Photoshopping, video editing, memeing and baiting niggers into submission.

== The Steinhauser Chronicles ==
[[File:Sigkunfine.jpg|210px|thumb|default|Aryan hero Sigis Mundus licks his blade before ceremonially sacrificing his blood.]]
In 2018, Torba was alarmed, and not just by his medication reminder. [[Bromance|He and Ubermensch]] had discovered a server of Neo-Nazi LARPers with [[German]] names. The notable examples are: [[Sperg|White_Cross]], [[Cuck|Erich Reiss]] and their leader, [[Freud|Sigismund Steinhauser.]] This was a big break for the lads, as their quest for autism had came to a stop after the close encounter with [[Native American|Morbious]] [[Pagan|Stone]]. Steinhauser was guilty of being a faggot who [[Emo|literally cuts himself to make a bloody swastika]] in order to get vetted in other Discord servers. Using a couple [[Femanon|female friends]], they succeeded at getting pictures of the lads. The pictures kept flowing in by the trio's own choice as they were very proud of their 100 percent Aryan genetics.
After some memes, a fat neckbeard called Chronos approached and offered to make a KKK bait server and invite Sigismund and their friends. This resulted in White_Cross converting to Islam by accident and Erich_Reiss talking about how he loves black dicks in Somali. <big>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX5D4RCnvB4 You can find the entire video of White Cross here. And yes, you can dox Torba by checking his email.]</big>
After all of these events had taken place, Sigismund got banned by Discord for racism. At this point, Ubermeme had obtained an invite to the discord and pretended to be Sigismund, gaining control of Sigismunds entire discord, banning all of their staff and replacing them with their own. 
[[File:Sigismund steinhauser location.png|thumb|center|LOLes!]]
A [[Russia|Ruskie]] by the name of Fergus Bahr had Doxed Sigismund in this period, revealing his true identity: [[Powerword|Preston Lee Collins]] and that he lived in Raleigh, [[North Carolina]]. His father is the owner of Collins Bail Bonding, a business there. After being doxed, Sigismund moved to Fuquay Varina with his parents, but that did not slip under their radar. Torba proceeded to call the cops on Sigismund like the [[Cool guy|absolute mad-lad]] he is, posing under the alias of [[Redneck|Jethro Robbins]], reporting that he has child pornography on his computer and that he hears screaming toddlers in his basement. Sigismund was confirmed to have been visited by the cops, unfortunately, they let him off the hook.


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