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[[File:Tampon Tim.png|thumb|Walz loves to shove Harris' tampons deep up his nose. The stench of her [[period|red flood]] gives him the best orgasms.]]
[[File:Tim Walz piglet.jpg|thumb|Walz pictured with his infant granddaughter.]]
'''Timothy James Walz''', a.k.a. '''Tampon Tim''', is a [[geezer]], practitioner of stolen valor, and governor from [[Niggasota]]. Following [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]'s coup d'état on the then-president of the [[United States]], [[Joe Biden]], she confirmed herself as heir to the throne and picked Tim Walz to be her fuckbuddy for the [[2024 Presidential Elections]] against the [[Trump|Orange Menace]]. 

Tim Walz is often portrayed by the media as your [[kinky|fun]], adorable uncle because of the obvious [[rape|rapey]] vibes that he emits. Walz is also renowned for his deep appreciation of tampons, a trait that his [[feminist]] supporters love him for. He is the personal guardian of Harris' tampon supply, which he frequently jizzes onto and sucks on until the cotton coating of the tampon has been reduced to a thin metal string, which he can then use to floss his teeth, [[sounding|sound]] himself, or give a cheap [[abortion]] with.


==See also==
*[[2024 USA Presidential Elections]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[JD Vance]]
*[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]
*[[Tampon]]

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