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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thomas Kinkade'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 19, 1958}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 6, 2012 (aged 54)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<s>Painting</s> Playing the fiddle in [[Hell]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}
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[[File:kinkadepiece.png|thumb|200px|Painting used by DHS]]
[[File:kinkadeart.jpg|thumb|200px|A rather infamous example of his "art".]]

'''Thomas Kinkade'''{{christian}} ([[powerword|Fullname]]: '''William Thomas Kinkade III''') or '''The Painter of Light''' was the [[Jesus]] freak, greeting-card-cover-art painter, and alcoholic. Who, due to the utter lack of originality in his paintings, instead choosing to be a safe as possible, gained a hate following. Because of this and the growing failure to sell paintings, he would [[An Hero|commit suicide]] by mixing [[Xanax|Xannies]] with the forbidden [[Lean|Wocky Slush]].

He would originally see popularity in the early [[1990s]], earning millions from it to later blow on Colt 40s. He [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|gave himself the nickname]] "Painter of Light", due to his heavy use of [[Christian]] imagery through bright colors in his paintings. Recently, one of these paintings of a typical American household with a US flag was used in a pro-[[ICE]] post on Xitter by The [[DHS]]. Although Kinkade was an outward conservative while alive, his family would come out to make the statement that they disavowed the post because it was "[[LOL|xenophobic]]", amongst other reasons.

Although touting himself as a wholesome-chungus Christian martyr, he would abuse this status from other Christians by scamming them into dumping money to support something they thought was a cause to help Christians, but instead was a ploy to get more money to fund his art.

==The Hate for Kinkade==

Kinkade's work although tolerated by [[normies|normal people]], is very hated by so-called "art critics". Instead of calling it boring or accessible, they instead use the word [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kitsch kitsch], which has followed him throughout his entire career. 

These critics hate Kinkade due to them thinking he is [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the cancer killing real art]], and will stop at nothing to make sure you know that his generic slop art is everything wrong with this world. This phenomenon has been documented through out many articles and spergings on the Internet.

In actuality his paintings are just so unoffensive that it's offensive.

==Alcohol==

Alcohol can do funny things to you, this was especially true in Kinkade's case. Because of a branddeal with [[Disney]]{{jew}} he was invited to Kikeland where he would get so drunk he would whip out his cock in the middle of the theme park, and later piss on a [[Winnie the Pooh]] statue. Another time while drunk at a painting sale event, he would [[rape|grope]] somebody. He would also later get a DUI for drunk driving in California, 2 years before his death. This is where his mugshot is from.

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===Death===

In 2012 Kinkade would finally die from an overdose, in which his ex and current (former?), wives fought in court for his Jewish estate. The will that he wrote for both of them was written while he was drunk, meaning you can barely make out any of the text. 

His death was celebrated around detractor circles, and is seen as an [[Epic Ween]] that saved the west.

==Places you can find Kinkade's art==
*Hotels
*Dentist offices
*Holiday greeting cards
*Your grandma's house
*The trash
*Jigsaw puzzle covers

==Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[Lolcow|Artcow]]
*[[Bob Ross]]
*[[Disney]] - Partnered up with him
*[[Fat]] 
*[[Terry Davis]]
*[[Thomas]]
*[[Shit Nobody Cares About]]
*[[Webcomics]] - Close enough

==External Links==
*{{yt|@|thomaskinkadetv|ThomasKinkadeTV}}

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