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== The Wandering Wizard of Westminster aka Jason Evan Behre ==  
*'''Aliases:''' Sorin Orii, The Wandering Wizard of Westminster, Oz8for4the15win, Wandering Wizard
*'''DOB:''' February 3, 1977  
*'''Location:''' Westminster, MD  
*'''Known For:''' Cosplaying a wizard to distract from his felony charges involving child sex materials  
*'''Also Known As:''' The world's least magical sex crime dodge  
*'''Image:''' [[File:JasonLicense.JPG|thumb|center|“Expose them. Don’t let it happen quietly.” – Jason, no beard in 2017]]
*'''Image'''  [[File:JasonSchool.jpg|400px|thumb|center|Jason in full outfit, at a middle school]]

== Introduction ==
Once upon a cringy timeline, in the enchanted village of Westminster, Maryland, there roamed a man known as '''Sorin Orii'''. Donning flowing robes and wielding a wooden staff, he styled himself as the '''Wandering Wizard of Westminster'''. But behind the beard and cosplay mysticism was one '''Jason Evan Behre''', a man who pled guilty to charges involving [[CP]] and ''obscene materials'' in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.

His life story is what happens when a sex offender takes up [[LARPing]] and admin powers.

== The Crimes ==
Back in 1999, Jason Behre racked up a spellbook’s worth of felonies:

* '''18 counts''' – Dissemination of Photos/Films of Child Sex Acts  
* '''23 counts''' – Possession of Child Pornography  
* '''21 counts''' – Criminal Use of a Communication Facility  
* '''14 counts''' – Selling Obscene/Sexual Materials

He pled guilty to a few, received probation, and somehow dodged sex offender registration through a series of legal maneuvers in 2006–2007. The rest of the 76 total charges? Nolle prossed. Not dropped out of mercy — dropped because plea deals protect monsters too.

== Rebranding As "Sorin Orii" ==
Rather than vanish into the shadow realm of irrelevance, Jason reemerged as a mystical "healer" and self-proclaimed wizard. Dressed in full Gandalf drag, he:

* Took photos with children  
* Roamed the streets of Westminster, MD  
* Participated in '''“cosplay therapy”''' events at local libraries  
* Built up a local reputation as the friendly “town wizard” while never disclosing his history

He fooled a lot of folks. Until they found the docket.

== “Expose Them. Don’t Let It Happen Quietly.” ==
[[File:ExposeThem.png|thumb|center|When the spell backfires.]]

In a moment of poetic stupidity, Sorin once posted:

<blockquote>Expose them. Don’t let it happen quietly.</blockquote>

And so we didn’t.

== The Facebook Admin Arc ==
For a brief time in 2025, Jason became an admin of the “'''Westminster Community Online'''” Facebook group. This was his final form: the cranky internet mall cop who went full-blown sanctimonious.

[[File:Admin2.png|thumb|center|Read the rules. Read the rules. Read the rules. (Or just read the docket.)]]

Some excerpts from his Greatest Hits:

<blockquote>
I can't believe I need to say this. But apparently I do... If you wouldn't say it to a TSA screener at the airport, or to a police officer if they were standing in front of you, then do not say it here. Period.  
Read the rules. Read the rules. Read the rules.
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
Bigotry will get you muted or removed. Love conquers all!  
– George Takei, and also apparently Sorin
</blockquote>

Yes, he was quoting George Takei about community healing… while suppressing the fact that he once distributed child sex content over the phone lines.

[[File:Admin1.png|thumb|center|“Love conquers all” except 76-count felony dockets, apparently.]]

== The Ousting ==
Eventually, someone put it together using a 3 year old photo he posted on reddit of his backyard with a very distinct building. A post exposing Sorin’s entire criminal history was posted on June 17, 2025, screenshots included:

[[File:OutingPost.png|thumb|center|The moment it all came crashing down. 80 COUNTS. Pending approval by... Sorin.]]

The post stayed in "pending" limbo — because Jason himself had to approve it. He didn’t. But it leaked anyway. The group turned on him faster than you can say “Lancaster docket search.” He was removed from the group, and now lives in social media exile, robe and all.

== Online Aliases ==
* Reddit: [https://reddit.com/user/SorinOrii u/SorinOrii], [https://reddit.com/user/Oz8for4the15win u/Oz8for4the15win]  
* Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/Sorin.Orii Sorin Orii]  
* Facebook Fan Page: [https://www.facebook.com/people/Wandering-Wizard/61556896599703/ Wandering Wizard - Deleted]
* X (Twitter): [https://x.com/SorinOrii Sorin Orii] 
* Instagram: [https://www.instagram.com/sorin_orii Sorin Orii - Deleted]

== Final Words ==
This isn’t just some local oddball in a robe. Jason Evan Behre is a convicted criminal who slipped through the cracks, rebranded as a mystic, then used that image to surround himself with children and community power — until his own quotes came back to haunt him.

Don’t be fooled by the costume.  
Don’t be distracted by the staff.  
The only magic trick he ever pulled off was making people forget the truth.

== See Also ==
* [[Pedobear]]
* [[Hypocrisy]]
* [[Lord of the Rings]]
* [[LARP]]

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