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{{ibhead|<big>'''The Whayte Bowsah'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Earl Dube}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|January 1st, 1991 ({{age|1991|1|1}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|YouTuber, Basement Dweller}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Shelby Township, [[Michigan]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]}}
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The White Bowser ([[Powerword|Powerword]]: Earl David Dube) Also known as The Theater Diddler, Minor Grinder, Koopa Gropa, The Serial Shelby Shagger, or simply the Pwedetah. He's a (Former (allegedly)) [[discord|Discord]] [[Worthless|Moderator]], his favorite hobbies is be online 24/7/365 crying about how much [[emo|his life sucks]], [[vlogger|talk shit about those who's opinion he doesn't like]], and stashing kids in his mom's basement. If anyone dares to, let's say, call him out for his behavior, he will run to [[Twitter|Twatter]], be butthurt about how you were mean to him for no reason and threaten to send in the FBI.

==Background==

The White Bowser is fat, ugly, uneducated, compensates by making himself even bigger than [[Fat|he already is]] by sending people empty threats, spread lies, attempt to dox, fail-troll, and claims to know someone from the cyberpolice. He likes to use various [[Sock puppet|sockpuppet]] accounts to carry out his plans as he has a history of being ran out of various social media platforms, notably Reddit. He was caught bragging about [[Liar|"accidentally"]] groping a underage coworker for 10 seconds at his dead-end job working at some movie theater mainly full of high schoolers at 27 years old. He was made fun of for it so much he decided it would be better just to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|delete the reddit]] and become litigious as fuck. By "litigious" it means he will lie through his teeth, claim allegations are fake news, and threaten [[lawsuit|lolsuits]].

Because of his stupidity, or laziness, Reddit does not delete posts associated with a deleted account. Chances are when he reads this article he will bring his autistic rambling to [[Tech Support|tech support]] to delete fucking everything, which they will promptly laugh in his face and call him a fat retard.

[[File:White Bowser Cock Sniffing.jpg |thumb|frame|right|Snorting Crank off cock is his top favorite past time.]]

: [https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/qprejk/the_day_my_life_turned_into_an_anime/ Original Reddit Post here.]<br>

Yes it's as self-serving and self-pitying as one Redditor can be. The post in question is nullified for he has a history of preying on women and has learned all his social interactions from [[pr0n]], [[hentai]], and a little bit of [[Andrew Tate]] from how to properly [[raep]] a woman into submission.

 TL;DR of the reddit post: I-I-I-I-I am a cathowic and I-I-I-I gwope- uh- accidentawwy t-touched my cowowkew's chest fow 10 seconds a-and and?!?1 MY MANyAGEW- fiwed- fiw- I mean I quit my job and I-I dwo-dwuv- dwiven home cwying be-because I-I-I-I-I fewt so bad!!11 

==Brief History==

Factors such as [[Autism|autism]], [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|narcissistic traits]], and being a overall [[Redditor|Retard-dor.]] His behavior has led him to make a lot of enemies over his stupid, unnecessary, and [[manchild]] antics ''normal'' folk may find repulsive. He's shown that he's not capable of feeling remorse and operates on the kindergarten philosophy of good and bad. There's a lot of instances of his shitty behavior observed over the years as far back as [[2017]].  

===Bronycon 2017===

What makes Bronycon 2017 memorable for Earl was when he found out the 1st Place Winner of a "Pony Music Video" attempted [[An Hero|An Hero.]] Because Earl didn't get 1st place which triggered his tard rage, felt entitled to call them selfish and a coward on the r/PonyMusicVideos subreddit. Which he was swiftly banned from and rightfully ridiculed for. Coincidentally, this is the same event [[Chris-chan|Chris-Chan]] made an ass of himself at for dancing with his imaginary friends.

There's additional subreddits where he has been ran off of too such as r/BigBoobs because he was [[Incel|threatening rando women]] because they wouldn't post tits and it shows that this shit-for-brains merely [[misogyny|sees them as objects for instant sexual gratification]], since its closest thing to sex with women (and children) for him.

===Women===

If The White Bowser, say, notices a [[wimmin|woman]] and fancies her. He might just [[Rape|make like a gentlemen]] and offer her some uber rare, uber powerful [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards in hopes of getting his dick wet. If she doesn't reciprocate he might just post [[Holly Jacobs|revenge porn]] to get back at her for not worshiping his micro-penis.

==Messed with The Wrong Neighborhood==

You might notice a pattern that he's not intelligent enough to learn any lesson if it makes him feel bad or makes him look bad. There is a time he told a USA Veteran simply to kill himself if his life was so bad in a discord VC.

What triggered after the incident is a massive investigation on why this guy is such an asshole and it turns out he's has CP on his computer, runs a discord server where he and his fuck-buddies [[Jail| groom children as young as 13 yrs old.]] Of course when this was discovered he attempted to nuke the server and talk about how he repents for his sins to his former [[Trolls|"business partners"]] for a fake podcast who document other's retardation Bowsauh himself calls ''1-10 Autism''. It makes it funnier to note that this was all real to the White Bowser, he was promised money, able to admit his sins, and banhammered anyone who didn't pay to make fun of him. What it turned out to actually be a [[Lol-cow|stage for everyone to ridicule, laugh at, and bully the White Bowser via text-to-speech donations written by trolls to get a reaction from him.]] 

One episode broke him down so much he began to pray to [[GodJesus|God]] for help. Not only did he not leave the internet after that plunder, he made no money, he became twice as determined, and became twice as retarded than he was before. Maybe the last statement might come off as flattering given his background, but always remember EVERYONE MISUNDERSTANDS HIS INTENTIONS!!!!!11

====Gullibility====

Earl is very easy to trick, lie to, and manipulate when it comes to buddy-trolls telling him things he wants to hear, whether it's true or not. Someone can tell him anything [[tard|for as long as it validates his vindictiveness]], his so-called documentary that would supposedly defend him in like 2025, and how he's not actually a pedophile. There have already been a few who have pulled this off and produced lulzy events as a result.

Note such a LOL-cow hunt escalated when he falsely accused one of his many of "god's enemies" of being a pedophile himself. This is how we know about his stance on [[Pedophile|Pedophilia,]] [[Politics|Politics,]] who has the biggest tits ever in anime, and most importantly his [[pussybitch|ineptitude]] of following through with his threats.



==Pedophilia==

===His Argument===

[[File:The_White_Bowser_with_the_power_of_god_and_anime_on_his_side.png|thumb|frame|right|How he makes himself out to be to those dang, dirty trolls.]]

He will insist that he is NOT a pedophile to where he cites Dr. [[Google]]'s definition of pedophilia. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpoDhnTdDk| Even when there's evidence he has shown animu pron to children,] 
even he admitted to watching animu girls getting groomed by men, and furiously defends Lolicon like a fucking creep. [[Fallacious reasoning|But, because he hasn't touched kids in real life, he's not a pedophile!]] Note that he doxxed his primary care doctor and his psychiatrist because they [[Citation needed|agreed with his personal opinion]] that [[Lie|he is in fact not a pedophile.]] 

===Master Debating Technique===

Such arguments have back-fired in much of YouTube videos he uploaded himself, his "debates" with fellow [[Spy| YouTubers]], and including live streams of his pathetic attempts to justify showing children in sexual situations is totally okay! as long as its in a cartoon. In Minecraft. Of course. His approach to "debating" consists of [[Crybaby|whining like a little bitch,]] having a cascade of excuses that may or may not make sense, and attempting to [[Internet Tough Guy|belittle and degrade his opponents]] by dealing as much emotional damage as possible. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cisS67L0KL0 This always failed in every video available to watch.]

==Talents==

His talents include use of [[Adobe|Adobe]] Products such as After Effects, Audition, Dreamweaver, and Photoshop. Though he has never taken the time to put his [[Worthless|useless]] certificates he got from his university to expand his horizons and further his Career. [[NEET|Instead he believes that proving himself not to be a pedophile]] is much, much more important, because that's what [[Trolls|the experts are really worried about.]] For what reason he might pursue such a pointless adventure is everyone can agree that he's simply this retarded. His [[Starkiller88|inability to simply move the fuck on]] is the least of [[NORP|concern to society]].

===Web Design===

Did you know he has a [https://earldube93.com/index.php personal website?] Never mind the eye-bleeding pink and contrast low enough to make a color-blind guy gouge his eyes out with a spoon. His methods are, but not limited to:

: - Choosing colors that always clash with each other
: - Making his websites as cluttered as possible
: - Text that is too small to read and in places you wouldn't think text would be at.
: - Oversharing information to where he doxxes not only himself, but others in the process.

===Video Editing===

You can see all his goofy-ass, previously mentioned Pony Music Videos he threw a fit over when he found out he was not first place. Clearly it can be seen why he will never be first place in a video editing competition, or any contest in his terrible excuse of a life whatsoever.

[[File:The White Bowser Pony Music Video Cry yourself to Sleep How to save a life.mp4|thumb|center|Ironic to use this song when he told two people to off themselves. Yes, really.]]

===Dancing===

If [[You|one]] believes flailing your arms about, including your leg, doing random arm gestures, and even spinning around is good dancing, you might just find his moves a little impressive. Just a little. This is the only talent he has that is not sitting on his fat ass all day doing fuck all. His favorite music is the kind he can grope teens and groom kids to.


[[File:White Bowser's Dancing to his Theme Song.webm|thumb|center|Look at this fat loser.]]

==Gallery==
[[File:The White Sperger.mp4|thumb|center|[[Asperger's Syndrome|NO I AM NOT!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!]]|500px]]
{{collapsegallery|Earl Dube, a predator, in all his retarded glory.|derp|center|<gallery>
Image:The White Bowser It's Just Cartoons.jpeg
Image:White Bowser and His Fighting.jpeg| WATCH OUT! HE'LL FUCK YOU UP! 
Image:The White Bowser Cyraxx Daniel Larson Dance Group.jpeg| The dance group he's part of.
Image:White Bowser on XHamster craving tranny cock.webp| Craving tranny cock while also spitting in their faces is a catholic custom.
Image:Earl's_Redditquette.png|Remember guys, he has never and could ever do wrong for [[Insane|he is a man of God.]]
Image:The White Bowser Incriminating Himself.jpeg| Yes, really, he's admitting to it with specific dates.
</gallery>
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==How 2 Troll him like a boss==

*Call him out for his behavior<br>
*Disagree that Lolicon is good and valid<br>
*Call him a pedophile<br>
*Be Athiest<br>
*Post memes in general chat<br>
*Be [[Women|Female]]
*Be [[Transgender| a tranny.]]

==External Links==

===Social Media Links===

*[https://soundcloud.com/earl-broski Sound Cloud]<br>
*[https://royaleapi.com/player/2P89VP2RQ/battles Battle Royale Profile]<br>
*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/therubydube/ Steam]<br>
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/ThePurpleRayquaza One of his over 9,000 backup/sockpuppet on YouTube.]<br>
*[http://www.therubydube.com/home Another Personal Website of his.]<br>
*[https://www.youtube.com/@SquirrEARL/videos You guessed it. It's yet another account of his on YouTube.]<br>
*[https://www.dailymotion.com/VA-McGuffin/videos dailymotion]<br>
*[https://www.linkedin.com/in/earl-dube-221a42a4?trk=people-guest_people_search-card his LinkedIn Profile]

===References===
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheWhiteBowser/ r/TheWhiteBowser]<br>
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmKRFWRPOTU&list=PLOwLo0iPhx40Z-xSUD8mm1bLjNdWFs48b YouTube White Bowsa Memes Playlist]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/earl-dube-earldube93-the-white-bowser.153418/ Kiwifarms thread]
*[https://www.youtube.com/@EarlDube1993/videos Archives of his videos saved]
==See Also==

*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris chan]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Onideus]]
*[[Manchild]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Retard]]

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