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'''The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch''' is an alpaca ranch ran by [[trannies]] located in Westcliffe, [[Colorado]] in an attempt to create an [[IRL]] [[safe space]] away from dirty [[cis scum]] [[heterosexuals]]. These gun-toting [[anarchist]] trannies have been harassing their neighbors since 2019. As of January 2022, there are thirteen tranny ranchers, 200 alpacas, some chickens, and a couple depressed looking [[Dog|dogs]]. The idea of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is the [[SJW|woke]] [[journalist]]'s wet dream. Thus, it is the subject of various fluff pieces depicting them as [[God|God's]] [[Animal Abuse|gift to animals]]. In reality, the alpacas live in a tiny tin shed and have their fur sheared BEFORE winter, resulting in them freezing to death.  


Raising alpacas for their fur is not a lucrative venture at all, so these anti-[[government]] "anarchists" are living off tax deductions and money they raise on endless GoFundMe fundraisers. The Troon Squad has been unable to run a profitable business even after being handed $110,000 on a silver platter by [[antifa]] allies. It turns out ranching is a science and some bumbling troons can't just buy land and guess how to raise livestock. The rancheros have no idea what they're doing so they pretend to be a non-profit to scam ignorant people so they can afford HRT instead of actually being self-sufficient.

When the ranchers aren't neglecting their livestock, they like to spend their time crying on Twitter about "[[Nazi]] [[Trump]] supporters" that "threaten them" and makeup stories about a guy named Earl killing the alpacas. The troon squad protects itself from the mean [[right-wing|right-wingers]] by calling them out on [[Facebook]]. Those [[fascists]] are surely shaking in their boots now!


[[File:Tenacious Unicorn Ranch alpaca living conditions.jpg|thumb|The alpacas packed together with no room to lay down. Note the exposed insulation the alpacas have chewed on.]]
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==Notable Ranchers==
[[File:Tenacious Unicorn Ranch land.jpg|thumb|The desolate wasteland the alpacas live on. There isn't shit for them to eat.]]
{| class="wikitable"
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|'''Penelope'''
|Phillip Matthew Logue is the founder of the ranch and the leader of the troon goons who goes by Penny. He was [[Rape|ass-raped]] as a child (no surprise) and now copes by larping with other non-passing trannies at his ranch. He used to be in the [[Army]] and fathered two children, one of whom he tried to troon out at the tender age of 4. Phil acts like an [[Internet Tough Guy]] and has literally said "If you want to come shoot at me, shoot at me" but if anyone as much as comes close to his property, he becomes a [[victim complex|professional victim]].
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|'''Kathryn'''
|Kevin Gibes is [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on HRT and the fan favorite among [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farmers]]. He is Penny's [[BDSM]] slave that never does any physical work despite living on a ranch. Kevin generally spends his days rambling on [[Twitter]] about his neo-vagina and begging for money to pay his bills while spending his stimulus checks on toys. He has admitted to only washing his hair every month and Kevin is also a [[furry]] because of course he is.
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|'''Jen'''
|Jen AKA Micheal is a stunning and brave [[Coprophagia|coprophile]] trans woman. His shit eating adventures were [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721 outted] {{Wayback|https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721|20080917091437|title=(1)}} on [[SomethingAwful]]
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|'''Sky'''
|The battered (wife?) of Bonnie, an ex-rancher. Bonnie ran off with Kindness, a biological woman to obtain some grade-A, [[true and honest]] [[pussy]] instead of a rotting flesh hole. 
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|'''Bonnie '''
|Bonnie, [[Deadname]]: Paul Alexander Mendoza, is a [[spic]] from [[Peru]] and co-owner of the ranch (under his mother's name of course). Like Penny, he also trooned out as a coping mechanism from [[child abuse|childhood trauma]] due to being [[molested]] by his father. Bonnie is a huge [[misogynist]] despite being a trans-woman. He describes real women as "catty and too worried about aesthetics" which is Spanish for "not willing to indulge in the delusions of an ugly looking man dressed as a woman". Bonnie was married to a guy named Sky until he ran away with a batshit insane female to male troon named Kindness that he met at a [[Furmeet|furry convention]]. He loves to bitch about the government despite receiving [[welfare|disability buxx]] and food stamps from it. He pretends to have [[Multiple personality disorder]] like his [[girlfriend]], Kindness. 
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|'''Kindness'''
|Alyssa Jo Frauens is an absolute basketcase who collects rats. She was kicked off the ranch after being there for a week for having a massive meltdown when someone questioned her self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder. She is a female to male tranny dating male to female tranny Bonnie, a relationship so [[gay|queer]], it's straight. Alyssa is currently a professional dog-sitter while Bonnie leeches off of her. She even has her own [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kindness-alyssa-jo-frauens-kindkinkster-aj-frauens-stella-lawrence-zion-stellar-paul-mendoza-bonnie-nelson-bonniemakes.101025/ Kiwi Farms thread!]
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|'''October Evans'''
|So annoying, the other ranchers were told to "shoot on site" if spotted near the property.
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|'''Salina Grey'''
|40 year old who abandoned his wife and four kids to neglect alpacas and have degenerate BDSM sex with Kevin of all people.
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|'''Hailey'''
|Affectionately called Wedge due to his small yet shapely triangular [[penis]] and lack of [[balls]] (literally), he is another one of Kevin's "girlfriends". The only one who has any real income without [[e-begging]] from his [[OnlyFans]] and [[Camwhore|camming]] hustle.  
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==Jonestown 2==
[[File:happy alpacas.jpg|thumb|These alpacas seem much happier grazing on grass rather than insulation.]]
<s> Reverand [[Jim Jones]]</s> Penny Logue's little compound has quite a few cult-like qualities to it. The criteria listed in [[ED]]'s own [[Cult]] article is met to a T.
* The leader demands lots of [[sex]] and/or [[money]] - Phil has 2 sex slaves that we know of
* The leader and members get [[butthurt]] if you start asking too many questions - See what happens if you question the welfare of the alpacas freezing in the snow.
* They try to convince you that everyone else is [[evil]] and [[paranoid|out to get you]] - Those fascist right-wingers are out to get us!!1!!
* They can't express their beliefs without using a ton of [[WHARRGARBL|gibberish]] - The rancheros cry on social media more than they do actual ranching.
* They try to [[banned|shut down or destroy]] anyone who criticizes them or makes [[lulz]] at their expense - DO NOT ask how they can never manage to properly budget their money. You WILL be blocked on Twitter.
* They threaten to [[murder|permaban their enemies from IRL]] - One reason their neighbors don't like them is because they are always threatening violence.
* They [[suicide|permaban ''themselves'' from IRL]] - TBA.

They even have a scapegoat: heterosexuals
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==Gallery==
[[File:Penny Logue.jpg|thumb|Supreme Leader Penny Logue|150px]]
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File:Tenacious_Unicorn_Ranch womyn.png|The Troon Squad
File:Tenacious Unicorn Ranch wasteland.jpg|The fertile soils of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 
File:Admitting to Alpacas dyings.jpg|Yeah, the alpacas freeze to death sometimes [[XD]]
File:Tenacious Unicorn Ranch vs Neighbor.jpeg|The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch compared to their neighbor's land
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==See Also==
* [[Waco]] - Tranny Ruby Ridge when?????

==External Links==
*{{twitter|@TenaciousRanch|Twatter}}
*{{kf|the-tenacious-unicorn-ranch-tenaciousranch-steampunk-penny-penellope-logue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/|Go ahead, read the Kiwi Farms thread. It will only take you 2-3 weeks.}}
*[https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/ Official Website]
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tenaciousunicorn Etsy]
*[https://www.cottoncreekfarms.com/alpaca-facts-faqs/#:~:text=Most%20alpacas%20sleep%20lying%20down,the%20sun%20for%20afternoon%20naps. How 2 Raise Alpacas Site these retards obviously never read]

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