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The '''Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch''' (abbreviated "TCBCR") was a sandwich invented [[last Thursday]] by [[shit Bands|Hootie]], licensed and sold only by [[Burger King]]. The TCBCR is a tasty sandwich, consisting of chicken breast, ranch dressing, bacon, and cheddar cheese.

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[[File:Thecreepyburgerking.jpg|thumb|The TCBCR is ''indeed'' a right royally tasty sandwich.]]
Caution: The TCBCR is a high-fat, high-calorie food. While utterly delicious, each TCBCR you take in will add no less than ten inches to your waist.

==The TCBCR as a [[Meme]]==
<!--[[File:2Brooke-tcbcr.jpg|thumb|Model "Brooke" offers the viewer a TCBCR]]-->
When Burger King first released the commercial for the TCBCR, the wild juxtaposition of popular musician Hootie from alterna-jazz band "Hootie and the Blowfish" with a country singer extolling the virtues of a sandwich had many people bewildered. The song was catchy, and most didn't want to claim that Hootie had yet "[[sellout|sold out]]." However, Hootie had long ago [[jumped the shark]] as demonstated by the fact that his band hasn't released an album since 1993.

==The TCBCR on the [[Internet]]==
[[File:Tcbcr-tree.jpg|thumb|Unfortunately, the TCBCR will turn [[Hot Chick]]s into [[fat|fatties]] in a matter of seconds.]]
Many parodies have risen from the 'net, most of which are contained at [[YTMND]] and can be viewed by doing a simple search for "tender crisp." Judging from the catchiness of the TCBCR song and most [[Basement Dweller|basement-dwelling]] nerds ability to [[lul]] at anything, cutting-and-pasting some pictures and audio files and posting them on the net (such as the "Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar [[star Wars|NOOOOOOOO]]) is instant comedy gold.

==See also==
*[[Subservient Chicken]]
*[[Burger]]
*[[Food]]
*[[Kitchen]]

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