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A '''Suethor''' is an author of a [[Mary Sue]]. Usually about 13 years old, female, [[fat]], (usually) a [[weeaboo]], [[ugly]], [[retarded]], and incapable of spelling anything, up to and including her own overly-florid screenname.  Suethors generally lack any imaginations in their stories, frequently relying on storylines of well established novels, and even borrow character names from other books for their own characters.  It is generally an act of (il)literary masturbation.

Suethors rarely have any understanding of [[netiquette]], and when injured they will resort to anything to make their oh-so-righteous rage known to the world. Frequently descending into [[troll]]dom, they’re liable to yell, speak in [[ALL CAPS]], spam, call their friends and [[sock puppet]]s in to spam, or threaten to report you to the local administrator (even/especially if you ARE the local administrator.) 

If a Suethor is also a [[fangirl]], her Sue will usually be paired with the object of her desire, and will rape canon of that TV show/book/series up the wazoo to fulfill said sad, twisted desires.

Male Suethors are usually the authors of [[webcomics]].  They are usually [[ronery]] [[Canada|Canadians]] who get draw their quirky/damaged fantasy women and get erections.  Examples include [[questionable_content|Jeph Jacques]], Aaron Diaz, and David Willis.  Oh, Faye.  You're so busty and damaged.  Maybe your standards are low enough that you'd let me palm your [[tits|mams]] and drone on about guitars I want to get, because your dad [[an_hero|killed himself]] in front of you.

An example of a notorious, and particularly obnoxious, suethor is queensakurachan, [[Kaoru Yuuka]], Meyshi or [[Axelswife1]]. Another is [[Tara Gilesbie]], who wrote ''[[My Immortal]]''. <br><br>

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==Famous examples==
*[[star wars|George Lucas]]
*[[gay|Sylvester Stallone]]
*[[Age of Conan|Robert E. Howard]]
*[[rape|John Norman]]
*[[Lauren Faust]]
*[[death|Thomas Harris]]
*[[Wonderland|Lewis Carroll]]
*[[Twilight|Stephenie Meyer]]
*[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Joss Whedon]]
*[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Quentin Tarantino]]
*[[Science Fiction|Robert Heinlein]]
*[[Jesus|God]]
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