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'''Styxhexenhammer666''' (Powerword: [[Wut|Tarl]] E. Warwick) AKA The Buttpirate of Vermont is a once-upon-a-time anti-Christian Satanist pyschedelics vlogger turned "author" (i.e. republishing 100+-year-old out-of-print occult books with minimal editing for easy cash on Amazon), turned Trump cheerleader, turned alcoholic pirate warlock LARPer, who commentates on current events from his parents' shitshack in the Rutland, Vermont woods. A loud and proud [[Lolbertarian]], Styx wishes that all drugs were legal so he could smoke opium all day and brag on livestream to his viewers about how great his shitty little garden is. Styx has also been a longtime vocal proponent of gay marriage, but swears up and down [[Liar|he's never taken it in the ass.]] Tarl also swears that he was visited by demons in his sleep on more than one occasion to gift him powers and believes that memes posted on [[4chan]] carry actual literal [[Meme_Magic|metaphysical magical power and can influence material reality at a base level]], which he deems [[Schizo|'The Science of Occult Memetics'.]] 

When not busy telling everyone how every religion on Earth is actually horseshit except for worshiping the Owl God Stolas (yes, he worships a bird) or proclaiming himself to be God, he's running his mouth with MAGA championing so he can keep getting the trickles of superchats from the remnants of his 2016/2020 [[pol|/pol/]] audience he picked up during the election cycle while cheerleading for Trump. For some time in 2023-2025 he also made appearances on fat grifter scam artist [[TheQuartering|The Quartering's]] live show, looking completely out of place from the panel of guests in his ye olde leather buttpirate attire (complete with tricorne for maximum faggotry). 
The Quartering even raised enough money to bail Styx out of jail during his first stint in the clink following Styx chucking a phone at the face of his girlfriend (whom he had just groped the tits of on livestream days prior) to get him back on the show, to which Styx repaid him by getting completely plastered and blacked out drunk live on air, resulting in him being banned from further appearance. 

Styx is also [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vir5t5wPk self-admittedly] an [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] poster on /b/.

All in all, a real winner at life.

==Early Youtube "Career"==
Styx has been pumping Youtube videos almost uninterrupted every day since August 10th, 2010. Accordingly, his early videos are recorded on a potato webcam with a dogshit mic, stationed in the backporch of his parent's dilapidated shitshack in the middle of the rural Vermont woods. Typically, Tarl would wear a black leather trench coat, some ratty, wrinkled old black tshirt, or no clothes at all while filming. Video topics ranged from "Christians are wrong" to "I did X drug today" to "random world event in the headlines", with usually 10-15 minutes of Tarl talking out his ass. 

Eventually after 6 years of shitting out videos which barely scratched 1000 views each and even releasing a noise-music album (that is similarly unlistenable garbage), Tarl had cast enough Conjure Gold Coin spells that he was finally able to upgrade his set to his bedroom. From there, he started covering the Trump/Clinton race, in particular the [[WikiLeaks]] fiasco that proved [[Hillary Clinton]] was a thieving cunt, and began gaining some traction from his videos being reposted in the /thg/ (Trump Happening General, probably self-shilled as Tarl is an admitted longtime 4chan user) on /pol/; getting enough energy from this bump to start regularly breaking 10-20k on his videos.

Styx then spent the next 4 years releasing his daily videos ballwashing the Trump administration in his usual all black leather getup, even managing to get put on the hitlists of the [[jew|ADL]] and [[Communism|Right Wing Watch]] as a 'white supremacist' despite being a lolbert. On July 27, 2019, he got married to an autistic YouTuber from the Netherlands named "Elizabeth's Philopshy", who he had been video-chatting with (genius move). In late 2021, with Trump having lost re-election and things with COVID looking grim, Tarl got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to flee the country to go run away to Liz's home in the Netherlands. While overseas, he continued to film videos as usual while now living for in a house that wasn't falling apart from the inside out for the first time in his life; his wife even forced him to wear normal clothing on camera.

He also managed to swindle a handful of sponsors to promote during his show, most notably "Biltong" for some random jerkies sold out of Texas and some bullshit fungal tea that tastes like feet. Not to mention the tens of thousands of dollars he pulled in super-chats from [[Parasocial Syndrome|parasocial faggot retards]] during livestreams at his peak before his arrests.

==Styx Breeds a Monster Spawn==
With his open hatred of condoms and insistence that they are an feminist emasculation tool, on April 11th 2022, Styx announced to the world that his daughter had been born, to the dismay of every other sentient creature on Earth. Hilarity soon ensued when his wife's drug dealer ex-boyfriend (a black man) re-entered Liz's life, presumably after finishing a stint raping his fellow niggers in prison. Soon afterwards, Styx would began tweeting vaguely threatening messages, posting ramblings like "Don't fuck with me, I have <s>AIDS</s>  guns". 

Within a few months Styx fled the relationship and ran back home while drunk tweeting rants about his love life. Styx bandied back and forth the idea of returning to Liz and his daughter to be a good father with an on/off set of tweets with his wife, which further concerned fanbase of conservative soccer moms and politics obsessed 20-somethings, but true to form, he decided booze and playing magickal make-believe was more important. He also switched to wearing almost exclusively Hawaiian aloha shirts at this time. At some point in mid-2024 however they did appear to finally get back together, with Styx showing up in the Netherlands in an update video hoddled under a staircase like Harry Potter.

All of this [[drama]] with women has lead to speculation among much of his fanbase-turned-detractors that he is actually a [[Fact|deeply closeted homosexual]].

==Jail==
Despite having the muscle tone of a anorexic schoolgirl, Styx found someone he could beat up. That being, some frumpy terminally online broad. On 9/10/2024 while livestreaming drunk, Styx called for his mystery girlfriend (who turned out to be named Sam) who he was cheating on his "wife" Liz on over to the camera, having her sit on his lap. He then proceeded to fondle her tits live while calling her "My darling" in some faggoty ass voice as she stared uncomfortably into the camera and tried to gtfo.

A few weeks later on 9/30/24, he was arrested on domestic battery charges for chucking his phone straight into her eye while they were having a bender in a hotel room in New Orleans. Tarl's next night was spent getting deep dicked by Tyrone and Bubba in the NOLA pen until fat fuck The Quartering stepped in to pay the $7,500 bail and save Tarl from niggerAIDS. Due to this, Styx was forced to hand over his much coveted firearms to the police, to which he now brags that he carries a flintlock and cutlass for protection instead. 

Tarl was sure to repay Quarterpounder for his generosity by getting shitface drunk and passing out on his livestream on 4/3/25, from there on permab& from ever showing up on their shitty podcast again. Another quality business investment from The Quartering.

Tarl also claims to have used black magick to cast a curse on his prosecuting attorney in October 2025 when he was in NOLA for court, to which soon after the attorney [[an hero|actually did crash his car and fucking died]].

==Back 2 Jail==
On 12/11/25, Styx was arrested while preparing to go live on YouTube at his parents home in Vermont, on further domestic assault charges. His [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome|FAS]] mother recorded a video of the arrest for the world to see, at which point everyone finally got a view inside their crumbling den; paint chipping off the walls, foundation exposed, insulation and wiring coming out of the walls, just your average Vermont living standards.

The [https://www.rutlandherald.com/news/local/rutland-youtube-personality-charged-in-alleged-gun-incidents/article_5c0e7bc7-e0c4-4b1b-a228-cf45222d2a70.html order of events] from the first incident:
# Get drunk
# Fondle your gun like it's a penis
# 'Accidentally' fire it
# Can't stand up because you're a worthless alcoholic

The order of events from the second incident:
# Your family friend has a "history" of pedophilia
# Explain that to some chick at your NEET house while drinking
# She says it's good that family friend is gone
# Somehow get confused and think she's calling you a pedophile
# Start throwing shit at her
# Point a gun at her and threat to kill her
# She tells you to do it
# Start crying and point the gun at yourself
# In da future: court orders to not contact her
# Violate court orders
# Profit?

Styx proceeded to once again spend the night getting deep dicked by Jamal and Quandarius' BBC. Styx has since also taken to wearing Hazbin Hotel merchandise, because if you didn't think he was a faggot before, you sure do now.

==Things Styx Larps As==
Styx has always wanted to be a real man, but unfortunately for him, his body developed similarly to a starving third world child, with the muscle mass and physiognomy of a hobgoblin. Therefore, Styx has always taken to LARPing in order to make himself feel special. Typically this is achieved by way of hanging up flags or merchandise in the background of his videos or changing his outfit. These include:

* A warlock powered by [[Satan]]
* A warlock powered by Owls
* A successful entrepreneur
* An author
* A musician
* A loving father and husband
* A political soothsayer
* A roman legion general
* A [[Fallout 4]] [[faggot|Minuteman]] Militia member
* A 17th century high-seas pirate


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==See Also==
* [[Pirate]]
* [[Retard]]

==External Links==
*{{Kf|18845|Kiwi Farms Thread}}
*{{yt|@|styxhexenhammer666}}
*{{twitter|Styx666Official}}
*[https://nitter.net/Styx666Official Nitter mirror for those of you who don't use Muskowitz.Pajeet]
*[https://www.imdb.com/name/nm9195493/ Somehow he has an IMDb.]



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