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[[Image:Beaten.jpg|thumb|right|Spydar is beaten by Hitler for being a [[jew]], and having shit taste in clothes.]]
[[Image:Faggotrydinosaur.jpg|thumb|right|Spydar wishes he had a cock this big, whether attached or up his ass.]]
[[Image:Doghebutthumps.jpg|thumb|right|The poor dog he assrapes.]]

'''Spydar''', the archetypical [[Gamer|gaming]] [[LJer]], quite literally a [[basement-dweller]], is known for [[Otherkin|lusting after dinosaurs]], [[Transformers]], the Teenage Mutant [[Ninja]] Turtles, and [[Furry|household pets]].

Spydar also has an [[Penis|(incredibly small) artistic talent]], most of which was pulled from the book ''Drawing the Marvel Way'' and [[Furry art|gay or furry pornography]]. His [[VCL]] archive is composed entirely of a [[Yiff|red and orange dinosaur-man with a metallic crab claw for an arm, screwing a black and blue striped spider-creature]].

Despite having spent hours a day, for years, in various online mediums, Spydar looks down upon those who choose to seriously consider the emotional well-being of long-distance friends. Just like any typical [[Faggot|gay]] [[jew]].

Spydar claims to have major abusive tendencies and several emotional disorders. He is self-diagnosed as having [[bipolar]], adult [[ADHD]], and [[AIDS]] from a furpile orgy. He is on no antidepressants because they cause him an inability to [[orgasm]] during [[masturbation]] (there is no real-sex research on this, because Spydar so rarely engages in real sex, and when he does it is [[ContiE|with male dogs]]). As for the ADHD, our sources believe that [[ContiE|he spends hours in a row looking at furry porn]] so he can't have ADHD.

Recently surveilled activity: Getting all [[butthurt]] because his face wound up on Teh Intarwebz, then complaining because he forgot to lock down his [[Boytaur|gay dragon porn]] and zombie [[cosplay]] [[EbaumsWorld|Photobucket]] accounts. Also, Zerocreature does not know when to let go of an old boycrush, and keeps posting to ED because she is attention whore.

==TL;DR version of Spydar's BUTTHURTS==
===Log===

<pre>4:47:02 AM) Zer0creature: Anyway, so Ni
(4:47:10 AM) Zer0creature: I still have not sent a reply to that email.
(4:47:13 AM) Zer0creature: Should I?
(4:47:41 AM) infinitival: I say, just let it rest.
(4:47:56 AM) infinitival: you're cool here with us, they can bitch over there.
(4:48:04 AM) Zer0creature: My but it's tempting to provoke him, though.
(4:48:15 AM) Zer0creature: No no it's not that anymore.
(4:48:26 AM) infinitival: I know, and that will just drag you into another flamewar.
(4:48:30 AM) eyeswideshut344: Who're you provoking?
(4:48:55 AM) Zer0creature: Actually after I settled down from the whole thing, it was funny. And brought closure to the whole issue.
(4:49:03 AM) infinitival: I'm telling you, brickwall him.
(4:49:18 AM) Zer0creature: To have him grovelling over here so that I might maybe take down a wiki entry on a satire site is so lame and sad.
(4:49:34 AM) Zer0creature: Okay, but the development is relevant regardless of what I do to the email.
(4:49:46 AM) infinitival: True.
(4:55:44 AM) Zer0creature: Does this mean no play moar with the ED entry?
(4:55:45 AM) infinitival: Ooo, just finished reading the spiral manga.
(4:56:16 AM) infinitival: No, we can have fun. If you want to continue provoking him.
(4:56:24 AM) Zaccamonst4r: The whole thing? All three parts? Damn you're wuick.
(4:56:38 AM) infinitival: No, just the first.
(4:56:50 AM) infinitival: I had to sign up for the site.
(4:57:40 AM) Zaccamonst4r: I'm on the secondlast chapter
(4:58:06 AM) Zer0creature: I am STILL waiting for confirmatino
(4:58:08 AM) Zer0creature: confirmation
(4:58:44 AM) infinitival: Check your spambox.
(4:58:49 AM) Zer0creature: Did that.
(4:59:50 AM) Zer0creature: lol I see you edited it later
(5:00:10 AM) Zer0creature: Edited for NUTS
(5:00:26 AM) infinitival: Indeed.
(5:00:50 AM) Zer0creature: I'm STILL giong to reinsert the general disclaimer.
(5:00:55 AM) Zer0creature: lol
(5:01:01 AM) Zer0creature: I should make every word link to it. XD
(5:01:24 AM) infinitival: Nah, that's fagpants.
(5:01:28 AM) Zaccamonst4r: Godamnit, what are you two talkinga bout? XP
(5:01:39 AM) infinitival: Zo, clue him in.
(5:01:49 AM) Zer0creature: What shall I do then? ED articles are shit until they reach at least 3 paragraphs.
(5:02:06 AM) infinitival: ... Ohhh, I only finished the first CHAPTER.
(5:02:20 AM) infinitival: *reads moar*
(5:02:34 AM) Zer0creature: Okay Zac:
(5:02:34 AM) infinitival: Twirly twirly twirly....
(5:03:40 AM) Zer0creature: Once upon a time 100_years_ago I was a stupid teenager. My dad was an abusive dick, so most of the friends I picked up were slightly less abusive dicks, and I didn't notice it until my twenties and junk.
(5:03:43 AM) Zer0creature: But anyway, I had such a friend named Spydar, who despite his abusive shit, was pretty cool, and hung around an ass long time.
(5:04:28 AM) Zer0creature: After I'd been talking to him nearly every day for about seven years-- and also in the middle of me being you know about a hair from mortally ill-- he stops talking to me.
(5:04:56 AM) infinitival: I seem to see more and more a synchronicity in our lives.
(5:05:02 AM) Zer0creature: There's been a lot of irrelevant emo shit on my side since then. Anyway, we had a mutual friend before he stopped talking to me who I'll just call JR.
(5:07:01 AM) Zer0creature: Spydar stopped talking to JR at about the same time as me, I kept JR around. JR was a manipulative little shit too, in his own way,
(5:07:02 AM) Zer0creature: but being he was an emo dramafag it didn't come across as too serious until a few weeks ago when he started calling people who go to furry cons pedophiles, etc etc etc.
(5:07:25 AM) Zer0creature: This from a guy who used to play a submissive purple and white racoon boy and do ageplay.
(5:07:51 AM) Zaccamonst4r: Heheh.
(5:07:53 AM) Zer0creature: but you know, he started converting to judaism and now he thinks he can be all self-righteous and shit.
(5:08:53 AM) Zaccamonst4r: Bleh
(5:09:04 AM) Zer0creature: So... whatever. I notice, in taking JR off of my watch list on FA, that he and Spydar JUST like three days ago started talking again. And almost as soon as this happens, I get this email in my box from Spydar...
(5:09:17 AM) Zer0creature: Because over 100 yrs ago, I wrote an ED article about him. I've occasionally updated it...
(5:09:34 AM) Zer0creature: With pics from his FA. Which has gay furry porn on it.
(5:09:47 AM) Zer0creature: "And he'sall BAAWW UR GON RUIN MY CAREER CALLING ME A DOG RAPIST"
(5:10:18 AM) Zer0creature: "I thought we were friends because you sent me email a couple of times over the past three years. *EMOTEAR*"
(5:11:16 AM) Zer0creature: Oh- and basically I was telling JR about the ED entry at one point. Spydar never would've noticed or cared on his own.
(5:11:57 AM) Zer0creature: I was kind of worked up about it RIGHT when it happened, but after I got my head back on, it's fucking lulzy as shit. Me and Ni have been beefing up his ED article since then.</pre>


==See Also==

*[[Furry]]
*[[Livejournal]]
*[[Boytaur]]
*[[Otherkin]]

==External Links==

'''[http://spydar.livejournal.com/ Spydar on LJ]'''

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