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[[Image:User ashibaka.jpg|thumb|250px|Proven more anonymous than...]]
[[Image:Averymorrowpickingriceinjapan(fromhisblog).jpg|thumb|left|Playing in the Japanese mud with one of his [[Azn]] fans]]
[[Image:Chinkoshii.jpg|thumb|200px|The anime character Shii (the cat) where he got his name. Similar to [[ceiling cat]].]]
'''Shii''' (known as '''Ashibaka''' until 2007, [[powerword]] Avery Morrow) is the best administrator on [[Wikipedia]]. In his own opinion. (At least he was, until he abruptly quit in 2015 and was desysopped...)  The rest of the world knows him as a sad little [[weeaboo]] and jerkoff who was once an "intern" for the incredibly-gay Rep. Barney Frank. ([http://www.howtogrowbud.com/marijuana-bill-sparks-debate-among-ireporters/ True!])

He remembers [[b/|/b/]] [[nevar|back when /b/ was good]]. He was the one who cracked [[cracky-chan]]'s [[tripcode]] through a dictionary check, founded The Overchan, sucked up to [[moot]] and was rejected thereby, and became gay for [[Jimbo]]. Little is known about his rise from [[b|/b/tard]] [[Shota]] to TOW admin, but one imagines... things that usually happen on [[raep|Law & Order:SVU]] and involving some [[Stormfront|Stormfags]] from Greece.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Golden_Dawn_%28Greece%29].

==Forced Anonymous==
Shii (only one letter away from [[Shit]]) foresaw the cancer that would one day kill /b/ by seeing the same cancer on other forums, so he convinced moot in 2005 to make /b/ Forced Anonymous with [http://wakaba.c3.cx/shii/ this essay].

In 2007, after a newfag sent a 10-page email to moot where he pretended to be an oldfag, moot was convinced that removing "forced anonymous" would cure the cancer. It didn't work, and in fact made the cancer worse, even introducing new cancers like [[lulz|moot impersonation]]: type Alt+173 in the name field and put <code>mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 ＃# Αdmіn</code> in subject field and you can now impersonate moot.

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==Shii and cracky-chan==
[[Image:Shii cracky.png|border|center]]

==Shii and [[ED]]==
<i>See also: [[Wikipedia Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</i>
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After a March 2008 request for an [[arbchat]] on [[get on IRC fgt|#ed]], a bargain was struck, leading to Shii's [[FAIL|one-man]] campaign to get [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|ED's article back on TOW]] in exchange for having this article removed from ED. The resulting user subpage first draft of the article was immediately nominated for deletion as TOW's resident English pussyboy [[Sceptre]] proclaimed: 

{{quote|<i>'''The article on Encyclopedia Dramatica will not be recreated. Ever.'''</i>|So saith the glorious [[Sceptre]]}}

Since he tried to have the ED article recreated, people have begun to think that he might actually be a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy.]] Eh likes to butthurt other [[Wikipedophiles]] and [[pretty cool guy|doesn't afraid of anything.]] Yeah he probably wrote this paragraph long ago.

If that still doesn't convince you he's a hopeless [[Nerd|neeeeerd]], read [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive363#Questionable_admin_status:_User:Shii this] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopaedia_Dramatica this] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20031022113338/http://ashitaka-san.home.comcast.net/ this].

==Shii on [[moot]]==
{{Quote|I find it hard to believe that you consider that a surprise. How many bridges have you left unburned in the past year?|Shii|03:07, 7 January 2006}}
{{Quote|Why are you so bitter these days? :(|moot|09:17, 8 January 2006 (lololol)}}

[[File:Wikipe-tan.png|thumb|upright||[[Great]], [[Quality]]]]

==Shii on Kasuga/Wikipe-tan==
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Featured_picture_candidates/Wikipe-tan_SVG_2 2008]]:
{{Quote|Great example of quality original artwork.|Shii|[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Featured_picture_candidates/Wikipe-tan_SVG_2&diff=223135044&oldid=223104648  18:52, 2 July 2008]}}

==Shii on [[old memes]] and Wikipedia==
Shii successfully [[Bel-Air]]s [[Jimbo Wales]] and the [[Arbitration Committee]]:

<blockquote style="color:purple;">It all started when Paroxysm decided we needed a userbox for pedophiles. MarkSweep decided that was way too obvious trolling, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt and asked him on his userpage whether it was trolling. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Paroxysm&diff=prev&oldid=38262183] Since he said it wasn't, I assumed good faith and voted to keep it in MarkSweep's ensuing TfD. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Templates_for_deletion/Log/2006_February_5&diff=prev&oldid=38272084] An unnecessary wheel war then began, which I was involved in because I wanted people to be able to see what they were voting on and know that it wasn't an attack template. In retrospect it wasn't a big deal and [[wikipedia:WP:SNOW|probably unnecessary]], but without any firm policy for me to follow, I felt process was important here. I asked David and others to stop wheel warring so that the TfD could continue peacefully but they didn't respond. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Templates_for_deletion/Log/2006_February_5&diff=prev&oldid=38379229] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Template_talk:User_paedophile&diff=prev&oldid=38382338] (It's been pointed out to me that it takes two to wheel war, and I'm sorry about that.) Meanwhile, Paroxysm took manners into his own hands and boldly made a new template while I was watching the Super Bowl. I attempted to keep this visible to users as well, and Jimbo Wales got scared and said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=38386990] If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the [[wikipedia:Fresh Prince of Bel Air|Fresh Prince of Bel Air]].[http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/8970000/8977701.jpg] [[wikipedia:User:Ashibaka|Ashibaka]] <small>[[wikipedia:User talk:Ashibaka|tock]]</small> [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Pedophilia_userbox_wheel_war&diff=prev&oldid=38463069 14:14, 6 February 2006 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkblue;">So you were sitting in ArbCom posting suggested remedies to the workshop. Meanwhile all the other cases are closing. All of a sudden the phone rings and it's Sam Blacketer. He says "This ArbCom is irrelevant to today's Wikipedia and I am going to dismiss it." You tell that to Matthew Brown and he says "But Sam Blacketer accepted this case!" THEN WHO WAS PHONE????? [[wikipedia:User:Shii|Shii]] [[wikipedia:user_talk:Shii|(tock)]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_arbitration/C68-FM-SV/Proposed_decision&diff=prev&oldid=226769391 07:37, 20 July 2008 (UTC)]</blockquote>

==Everything Shii Knows==
Easily the most well known of all wikis that documented ''a lot'' of the early history associated with anonymous, among other things, Shii decided to shut it down early in 2013.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">It was a lot more annoying to maintain this website after it closed than I expected. Even after I put up a big banner it turned out that I was hosting stuff here without copyrights and moral permissions. I need to focus on other things in my [l]ife these days.</blockquote>

The [https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon Bibliotheca Anonoma] hosts a fully archived version of [http://bibanon.org/everything-shii-knows/shii.org/knows/Everything_Shii_Knows.html Shii's Wiki.]

==See Also==
*[[Wikichan]]
:*[[Blindmute Loli]]
:*[[Nurse-kun]]
:*[[The Well-Cultured Anonymous]]
:*[[Wikipedia Hoaxes]]

==External Links==
*<s>[http://shii.org/knows/Everything_Shii_Knows Everything Shii Knows] Shii's website</s> [http://bibanon.org/everything-shii-knows/shii.org/knows/Everything_Shii_Knows.html Bibliotheca Anonoma's Backup]
** The [https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon Bibliotheca Anonoma] functions as a spiritual successor to Everything Shii knows,
*[[Wikipedia:User:Shii| His Wikipedia user page]]
*[[Wikipedia:User:Shii/Hoaxes|Shii also maintains a list of Wikipedia Hoaxes]]. Amusing, because some of them have been around for fucking years before being [[AFD]]'d.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User:Shii/ED His 4 attempts to recreate the ED page.]
*[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=16370&st=0&p=83965&#entry83965 Wikipediareview discusses the <s>new ED page</s>.]
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shii.php Shii's song] (The song is from a shitty anime game called Lunar)

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