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[[Image:Celebnerd.jpg|thumb|WHAT AN IDIOT!]]
'''Rodney Gabriel Harris''' is a [[teenager]] living in [[Michigan]] with his parents who own a gas station, who thinks that by being featured on a real TV station, automatically qualifies him to be a legitimate news anchor.

==News 14 Webcast==
News 14 is Rodney's internet newscast, which he posts on [[YouTube]]. The name "News 14" was chosen due to the fact that [[Lies|News 14 is the greatest name ever conceived]]. The newscasts are taped either in Rodney's basement studio or at the Harris Sunoco gas station.

===News 14 Scandal===
On the September 12th, Rodney brought a new level of genius to his groundbreaking webcast by calling [[John Edwards]] an "idiot". On the September 14th webcast, he said he supports that claim and called other presidential candidates idiots. After a severe mocking for his [[bullshit|opinions]] he responded with "I don't care" and "I'll SAY WHAT I WANTZ!". He also made a point to say "I [[love]] [[George Bush]]!"

===Faux 2 News===
[[Image:Idiotrgh.PNG|thumb|*INSERT COCK HERE!*]]
[[Image:Harrisshoop.png|thumb|IMA CHARGIN MAH NEWZ]]

One summer day, WJBK-TV in Detroit, Michigan launched a studio webcam. Rodney went there and showed off his webcasts, prompting FOX 2 to do a story on him. This immediately rose Rodney's celebrity status to the [[E-celebrity]] level and also made his newscasts [[serious business]].

==Personal life==

He is noted for his "crush" on Katie Couric and his longtime girlfriend, Angela. Still, many have debated his sexuality due to the fact that he has a high pitched voice and his favorite hobby is anal sex.

==Additional Information==

He is rumored to have fingered his girlfriends asshole on the bus ride from school.

==Rodney deletes his Youtube videos==

By the end of November [[2007]], Rodney was such a [[E-celebrity]] that he decided that his old videos would tarnish his reputation as a news anchor and [[child]] prodigy and [[Baleet|deleted]] his webcasts. Latest reports say that he deleted them because he's afraid of [[anonymous]]. His family also has [[Buy  a dog|bought a dog]]. Recently, it has come to light that Rodney is actually the illegitimate brother of [[Moot]].

==Rodney Quits at the Internet==

On January 9th, 2008. Rodney announced he was quitting at the internets and would no longer make regular newsbreaks because of the efforts of anonymous. Although some claim that his meth habit made him quit. He now sucks old mans cocks in the Mcdonald's parking lot to support his habit.

==Rodney Re-Joins the Internet==

On Feb. 13th 2008, Rodney Harris returned to the internets after a long period of [[Masturbation|self reflection]] and [[Autofellatio|meditation]]. No word on why he came back from his break.

==Linkz==

*[http://www.thenews14zone.com/ The News 14 Zone]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q-WZiied18 lol idiot]</s>

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