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{{quote|it is still a name with power. [[USI|i hope you know that]]. victims who were there realized the [[Computer Science 3|omnipotance of what we did]]|Robert on his [[epic Ween|exploits]], ''being completely serious''}}
{{quote|what if i do [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank the ed page]]?|Robert, an Internet expert}}

[[image:IRL rika.jpg|thumb|150px|"''Rika Stiles is a woman and that clearly is a woman in the photograph''" - Let that set the tone for the rest of the article.]]
'''Robert Wayne "Rika" Stiles''' or '''Wraith Beliskner''' ([[powerword|legal name]] now '''Natalie Mercedes Langley''') is an "[[Forever alone|asexual]]" [[troll shielding]] [[transsexual]] [[juggalo]] and self-appointed "[[Trying too hard|High Warlord of the Wraith]]". He got the most attention when he got butthurt at [[Legi0n|trolls]] for releasing his actual name and [[lawlsuit|threatened to sue them]]. He went to tardrage onto [http://789chan.org/cwc/ 789chan] with threats of suing or hacking anyone who dared to make fun of him, much to the other users and the admin's amusement. He later went on to become a shit-flinging, [[crack whore|bath salt addicted prostitute]] who [[emo|slits his wrists and claims that trolls ruined his life and his happiness]]. Did we also mention that he has an Oedipus Complex and has his mother stroke his hard dick?

Being the master of disguise that he is, his other aliases include Athena Veritas, Marissa Veritas, Ashley Verazanno, Marissa Binxly, Natasha Valentine, and most recently, Natalie Sharp.

=== Typical Robert Wayne Stiles thread ===

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# Anonymous makes fun of Robb
# Robb appears, threatening to DOX everyone
# Robb gets trolled hard, swears never to return
# REPEAT

So far this has happened thirty-one([[Srsly|31]]) times, proving Robb is, without any doubt, completely, utterly incapable of learning. The mental capacity of Robert ranks somewhere beneath that of an insect. On no occasion has he shown any ability to reason or employ logic. Attempting to accomplish a task, failing, then by trial and error discovering a new solution, is a skill shared by many members of the animal kingdom but lost on the braindead transsexual lolcow.

== The Origins of the Beast ==

{{Spoiler|Robb still thinks that the Wraith is his [[NYPA|personal army]].}}

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|Actually the Harem is for forcing female players to cyber with us against there will.|Robert at the height of his e-power|

I was literally a hero that defended a subculture from homosexual deviant ass hipsters who like [[Twilight]] and shitty reality programs like [[MTV|Laguna Beach]]. Oh and being so elitist, in a way like "You can't ever come near us, you sick fuck. You'll never be as popular as us." I put them in their GODDAMN PLACE. I was an internet vigilante and I made these evil worms beg.

I HELPED my people, Sean, opressed people and the only reward I asked for was some respect from men and women alike.

Communities and those vain Plebes on [[Myspace]] literally begged us to stop. THEY CRIED, BEGGED AND PLEADED. I got THAT reaction out of people so I must have been doing something absoultely terifying.|Robert thinking anybody would find porn in MySpace "terrifying".|All because Introman was jelous of my glory days and the power and fear I commanded back then. What a petty, insecure little brat whose jelousy caused my ruin|[[No|Obviously everyone is jealous]] of his long history of successful trolling as is evident from the article|ChristianKyle7 and his team of hackers [[doxxed]] me and told me I was going to perish in either an arsonist raid or from a mail bomb because I jokingly told them I was pro-Muslim and held the same beliefs about Christians as the taliban does. I successfully hid from them simply by changing from Casperhead and WraithBeliskner to Nessa Starjade. Same with the anonymmous threats who claimed to be internet vigilantes wanting to put a stop to the Wraith Jedi Acadamy clan. I dodged that DIDN'T I? And the wraith still thrived too! That was two years without another threat from either of those mercenary clans.|The Internet is such serious business|But Im guilty of trolling myself. I used to do it and and to this day it still does give me a pleasurable rise occassionally.||NOBODY will take me seriously if I tried to take command of the wraith again and thats all because of insensative shitheads like Introman. I literally had the TIME OF MY LIFE and now that has been ruined. My complex history lasted for years and I was reverred on chans like these for legitly helping people who were opressed by the same things as I. wE WERENT a charity case, WE ACTUALLY HELPED FELLOW FREEDOM FIGHTERS.

Believe me, the internet was a lot better place before total scum like the stonecutters came on here. My happiness has officially died because of them.|"Freedom fighter" Robb cyber-raping [[13 year old boys]] [[No girls on the internet|pretending to be women]] - for justice|We are the biggest gamming terrorist group ever we have killed off countless clans|| AND I USE TO GET KICKED OUT OF TROLL GROUPS ALL THE TIME. I'M FUCKING USE TO IT. THEY COULDNT DEAL WITH MY PLANS FOR THE REVOLUTION|On how actual trolls wouldn't take him seriously| 
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To understand Robert, one must know his past, that is the source of both his endless paranoia and pride in being [[Epic Ween|such a cool epic troll]] way back then. According to Robb's sob story, he grew up a spoiled [[rich]] aspie whose parents were [[I am disappoint|understandably ashamed of him]] and bought him whatever he wanted so they wouldn't have to deal with how much of a failure their son is. If that wasn't so horrible yet, his parents also [[Reddit#r.2FAtheism|abused him by making him attend church.]] He was also, unsurprisingly, sheltered from the cruel, cruel world that would make fun of him in the future. 

[[File:The Wraith Origins.png|thumb|Omega as fuck]]

Robb’s [[high school]] years were a troubling time for the young wraithlord. Teenage boys shoved his ass into lockers on a daily basis and teenage girls pitied him. The teachers held him down when he had gotten into one of his infamous tardrages. If that didn’t give you any clue of Robb’s high school drama, he was [[loser|the most unpopular boy in school]] and fell into the “retard” high school cliche. In typical cliché high school style, the [[jocks]] and [[Rich and beautiful|popular kids]] kicked the crap out of him on a daily basis. Even the [[nerds]] and the [[goths]] at his school laughed at him. 

He tried to combat his classmates by [[Shit noone cares about|threatening to set the school on fire, throwing water balloons at jocks, painting rock band logos outside girl's bathrooms, stealing tests, and crashing dances]]. [[USI|He later claimed that his schoolboy mischief from 4th grade to high school was how he invented trolling.]] However, his actions at the time were not enough to prove to his classmates that he was badass. Too weak to rape his classmates in a cave and too pussy to pull a [[Columbine]], Robb turned to the internet for help. Thus, he created the Wraith to whine about his classmates. He had also used it to trollshield his ex-girlfriend. And by [[girlfriend]], we mean a [[online relationship|girl he met twice and cybered with]]. Not to be confused with an actual relationship

Speaking of "The Wraith," Robb had founded the group in late 2005 when he was a few months shy of being 18 years old, while the rest of his classmates were out getting part-time jobs and getting laid. It is no surprise that he was the oldest of the group. According to Robb, the hacker group was mostly used to "troll" Christians and fans of certain franchises and was used to force [[13 year old boys]] with female characters to cyber with him while his 13 year old followers watched and even joined in. More like "[[Pedo]] Wraith," [[amirite]]? While Robb describes that he was [[USI|well known and feared]], those who bother to dig into his past, get an entirely different image. But a word of warning, the amount of [[autism]] and [[trying too hard]] ''will'' make you cringe.
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image:rika epin troll.png|Robert treating his Jedi Academy clan as a paramilitary group of cyber-terrorists
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image:rika epin troll3.png|Robert, [[TheAmazingAtheist|the amazing atheist]]. Only the banana is missing.
image:rika epin troll5.png|Robert's advanced hacker tactics.
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[[image:Robert butthurt faggot.jpg|thumb|Apparently Robert has internet history of almost <u>a decade</u> of being a butthurt faggot being laughed at.]]
Now you have been made familiar with Robert's epic trollshielding past. Quite impressive, wasn't it? Yes, we know, it wasn't. 

It should be obvious, from his story and quotes above that he really, truly wants to believe his life is exciting, dramatic, or noteworthy in any way and that his mental growth was arrested at the age of 12 and he thinks that a cartoon villain is exactly how a manipulative adult acts. While calling himself a warlord and thinking that he has victims that remember his name with fear seems beyond retarded to us, something only a completely broken homebody would say, attempting to troll people is to Robert  the closest he's ever come to doing something meaningful. Robert, to this day, keeps telling himself that having some kids complain about him ruining a VIDEO GAME for them means [[Batshit insane|he had some kind of immense power]].

What Robb considers to be his greatest accomplishment was his trolling of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Murrel Alex Murrel]. One fine day, Robb got pissed at Alex and had his buddies [[Phishing|phish]] her Myspace account, stole the songs from her site, and blackmailed her for them. Not before making [[:File:Wraith Laguna Beach comic.jpg|a comic]] about their recent "achievement". Unfortunately for Robb and his buddies, Alex's account was only down temporarily. As evident [http://www.myspace.com/alexmmusic here], Robb's attempt at ruining her music career failed. Indeed, it was a Robb plan. The intent was "evil," but the execution was laughable.

{{quote|DONT ANY OF YOU ****ING GIVE A ****ING **** I DONT ****ING CARE IF I CANT ****ING SPELL YOU HAVE JUST ****ING PUSHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WOLFY CHANGE YOUR ****ING SIG!!!!!!!!!! YES YOU HAVE FLAMED ME!!!!!!!|Robb dealt with internet issues then as he does now}}

[[Pathetic|Even Robb's fellow wraith members laughed at him and still do to this day.]] To them, Robb was their own personal [[Roman Empire|Nero]], they continued to follow the [[batshit insane]] beta due to the [[hugbox]]-mentality that the group had. Robb, in return, had compared his merry band of unknown butthurt [[basement dwellers]] to famous online terrorists who at one point affiliated with [[TrollsOfTerror|a similar group]]. You can view some of Robb's Wraith-related tardrages [http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/archive/index.php/t-2108.html here] and [http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/archive/index.php/t-2067.html here].

Apparently there were those who saw Robert's potential lying in lolcowdom rather than in being an epic troll even back then, and someone decided to drop [[DOX]] on him. Unfamiliar with [[Lol internet|how to handle such situation]], poor Robert never recovered.

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|ok, you read the wraith articles right? i've gotten death threats over the internet from [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hackers]] and [[anonymous]] who doxed me. And [[Transsexual|i had to change who I was]] just in order to get my life back on track|Robert, on [[Buy a Dog|how Anonymous will kill him]]|I am a master of disguise you doubt my camoflage I hid for 2 years straight Only the greatest of criminals could disguise themselves as well as me.TWO FUCKING YEARS INTROMAN|One could assume "a master of disguise" could make himself look like an actual woman and not a hideous scarecrow|}}

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[[File:Wraith logo.gif|thumb|Their shitty logo]]

In order to become epin, our budding script kiddie typed "hacking" into Google and ended up in Hackforums.com, that is equal amounts a waste dump of children not being able to tie their own shoes who want to be hackers just like in Matrix and a brilliant scam to take their unearned money from them. Presumably Robb climbed up the social ladders of this [[Sarcasm|respectable community]], and paid [https://web.archive.org/web/20120617211314/http://www.hackforums.net/misc.php?action=help&hid=32 '''at least''' $3500] of mommy and daddy money so that his internet friends could have their own subforum and an unique forum signature. Being the only one so colossally retarded to actually do this, Robert Wayne Stiles became the High Warlord of the Wraith.

But he wasn't quite done wasting his parents money. When Robb was not being the leader of The Wraith, he was attending [[college]] at [http://www.camdencc.edu/ Camden County College] trying to get an Associates degree in Graphic Design. Yes, our Robb had high hopes of creating video games. However, being an [[No|epic troll]] and stalking celebrities and ex-pornstars took away much of his time and energy. After '''FOUR YEARS''' of attending [[University of Phoenix|a two year school]], Robb quit college.

{{quote| I was [[Trolled|victimized]] by not only the students but [[Chris-chan#IRL_Creepiness|THE DEAN HIMSELF of Camden just because of my freakin lifestyle choices]]|}}

And to prove that he indeed is a certified artist [[:File:Rika shitting Obama art.jpg|although the complete opposite is obvious]] to anyone who possesses functioning eyes, he proceeded to post surprisingly good art. And of course because "good" in no way describes anything Robert has ever produced, his "art" he underlined HE had made to justify him wasting four years of his life and his parents' money, it was in the matter of minutes exposed as stolen. Not even "traced", but "right click" and "Save as" from an art site.

== Vanned Robert ==
{{quote|dude i destroyed fucking forums! [[USI|i was legitly feared]] but after awhile shit got serious|}}

{{quote|I didn't do ANYTHING ANY FUCKING THING TO THAT BITCH. If anything, she sexually harassed ME and was overly flirtatios with me.|Yeah, sure Robb. [[Sarcasm|We all believe]] that a [[Celebrity|a famous ex-pornstar]] would want your dick.}}

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[[File:Rika stalking Crissy Moran and others.png|thumb|Crissy sends Robb the creeper to the party van, free of charge]]
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Again being very in touch with the reality, [[Unrealistic expectations|Robbie wanted to lose his virginity to a pornstar]]. So, Robert dreamt of an e-romance with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crissy_Moran Crissy Moran], a retired pornstar.  Alas, she did not return his love, [[Obvious|for some reason]]. Being untrue to [[Lulz|the Mission]], Robert started "[[Troll shielding|trolling]]" her out of bitterness and sexual frustration. This led to the girl getting the FBI involved. And because unlike the cyberpolice, the FBI gets the shit done, and the agent told Robert to stop being a tard. Robert decided it would've been [[Fucktard|a bright idea to send death threats to an FBI agent]] over the internet and over the phone. How could some FBI possibly trace phonecalls, anyway? To make a long story short, the FBI agent sent a [[party van]] to Robert's house and Robert is still on probation for sending an FBI agent death threats like the retarded juggalo he is. Not before whining to his online hugbox about it. 

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| style= "text-align:center;" | '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-SECTION1 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">Hahaha oh wow</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">Let me see this</span></span>]</span>'''
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Furyan, the founder of wraith, is currently being harassed by the FBI. All I ask of you is to read his words, think about them, and freely choose whether or [[NYPA|not to help]]. This is not a request for an illegal attack on the FBI or any other branch/face of the Federal government.

Furyan-

I'm coming after you LEGALLY. I already left a nice message on the answering machine demanding to speak to your supervisor. And even if I don't get an answer. I'm still calling the Wilshire office tomorrow. And I will certainly file a Freedom of Information Act. You know for awhile I have been getting legal advice. Since January I knew you were lying to me. Hell back January your story was different from what you told me a few months ago.

End message (from furyan)

Lets take a look at the long list of lies you told me.

Lie #1 "Half of your stuff is being shipped back to "Philadelphia"

You have been telling me this one since the late of December. Last time I talked to you you claimed it was already shipped back to Philly. Guess what, About 4 weeks ago I was at the Philadelphia office. There they contacted the nice man (I'm not disclosing his name) with the fake Italian accent (which he didn't have when he spoke to my father) who then went onto tell me they did not have the stuff and if they did they would give it back. By the way this man also claimed he no longer has any involvement in the case. Guess my stuff was never shipped back as you claimed meaning you are still holding it.

Lie #2 "You never give me your number to call you back"

You pulled this one last time I called you, Let me see I gave you my number on NUMEROUS occasions. gave it to you the LAST TIME, and the time before that, Hell I gave you my number back towards Christmas time. I called Numerous times when you were IN the office leaving my number to other agents who said you would call me back. So that means only one thing, You have been purposely evading calls because you have nothing on me. And every call that does manage to go through to you which you can't evade you pull a fear mongering lie to shut me up, not going to work any more buddy. And for crying out loud, your supposed to be some badass FBI agent, You came to my place with a fucking gun and my IP addresses and you can't track a fucking call? You got millions of dollars worth of tax money high tech shit, and you can't trace a phone call to get a number? Give me a break.

Lie #3 "I'm sitting here right now scanning your World of Warcraft files"

So let me get this straight, Your sitting on your hairy ass at the LAX In your office with a entire forensics device going through my computer? Isn't that Illegal? Even if so I highly doubt you would be able to get one in your office as scanning for Evidence would be done in a LAB! Even if that is not the case? You got a lunch box device and viewing screen in your office to scan my game files under the pretense charges of "Interstate stalking!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean even when I confessed to raising hell with Crissy I told you where to look and find this shit. And your scanning files which contain absolutely no information regarding her at all??? What you think I'm hiding some Diabolical plot in MPQ files??? Sure, maybe I should just name all my folders "I'm plotting to take over the world" Maybe then you will know where to look as my files were that fucking obvious.

Lie #4 "WE GOT EVIDENCE ON YOU!!! ((2 months later)) After claiming that your preliminary scan revealing nothing" ((This was in January a month after the search warrant expired))

Okay, For 4 months now you have been trying to incite fear, "Were contacting the US Attorney and their going to throw the book at you" For awhile I've known you have been trying to cause fear and panic. Just never showed it to get you to lie more, and looky you have fallen for it. The US Attorney does not take 4 months to charge someone for FRIVOLOUS evidence. If you were really looking to do this shit and charge me you would done it MONTHS ago.

Lie #5 "There will be a Grand Jury involved!"


Oh really, I've done some research pal! Grand Jury is for people who plead INNOCENT, Last time I checked, I confessed to the blogs, the defaced pictures, and the emails back when you stormed my place. Only thing I did not confess to was the alleged "travel plans" which you probably used to pass as your plausible cause to the judge. And guess what, I never did have travel plans or any information on where these fuckers lived. You have my confession on your recording device. Don't you remember sitting there with me in my nice apartment having that nice chat? Oh yeah it was recorded! So this wouldn't go to trial even if your trivial logs managed to get me charged.

Lie #6 "But that was just the initial review"

You shitted out this one back in December when the search warrant ended. I talked with someone who works with the NSA. I even called you out on it and you made a lame attempt to cover it. In reality the Initial review comes after you have been ARRESTED. I haven't even been charged Search warrent said "60 days" Its been 5 months since that expired. And another thing regarding that. The man who told me this also said that if The raid would have been done by LOCAL authorities. Even if that's not the case its still worth looking into.

Lie #7 "What you did was still stalking even if you didn't have travel plans or intentions of carrying out criminal actions against the individual"

How is it stalking when she was also to sending ME messages? HELL! You had a log of one of her messages to me, telling me to come out to LA to further provoke stuff. Not to mention all the pastors she sent my ways, oh hey you got logs of that too! Fail.

Now lets go into your crimes with Grant shall we?

Me and Grant have actually become friends over this. He didn't have any noble things to say about you Mike. I like how you stormed his place with no Search Warrant, just invited yourself in. And then proceeded to ask him if he told me about Crissy's aborted fetuses. (Like thats a crime!) His words next would be the same as mine "your point?" And then you went ahead to threaten him with Jail time for "Conspiracy to hack a web page" Well guess what we never did that either. He just though the idea of it was cool. And you did this little stunt on him Halfway through the search warrant as if you were really scanning my PCs to begin with. I told you were on the hard drive to look for the log of me and Grant talking about that. Wouldn't you already have your evidence against him and me?

Once I get the contact info of your supervisor it will be sent to Grant, He has been looking to file a complaint against you for a long time Hess. He is not a happy man, and your boss certainly wont be either when he hears of the naughty things you have been doing. He told me that you are a friend of Crissy's ex work boss. Which means this was done on your own personal gain to score brownie points with that insecure hypocrite.

The message of this blog is being copy and pasted and relayed everywhere to your boss, to every FBI agent in LA, to every whistle blower, and to anyone with an internet connection incase you try to abuse your authority once more in order to censor the truth about your nature. You can not charge me for Freedom of Speech. First Amendment asshole! I will be making some phone calls tomorrow.

Thanks if you have actually read this far. If not, fuck you.

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This all coming from the same epic troll who would later threaten to get trolls partyvanned because of internet stalking, and drag them before the Grand jury. Talk about irony.

But don't take our word for it, we're just lying trolls "twisting around his words." Documents aquired by a proud lulz patriot:

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The documents reveal among other things that Robbie's mommy and daddy dropped $50,000 to get their little epic troll back and that he went to therapy. As the existance of this page proves, it didn't do much good to him.

=== Robert Status: ===
; ☐ Not told
; ☐ Told
; <big>☑</big> Knights of the ''Told'' Republic

== Rika Stiles or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate my Dick ==

[[image:tranny drama.jpg|thumb|150px|Oh, the drama!]]

Robert proceeded to [[flounce]] to save himself from the [[Pizza Bomb|terrible wrath of the Anonymous]], and kept hiding from the internet for a good while. During that time, he decided that boobs would look good on his body (which looks like it belongs to [[Crack|crack-addicted]] Gollum), and decided he wanted to become a girl. He claimed to have changed his looks after watching Resident Evil: Afterlife and falling in love with another unattainable woman, the main actress of the movie. He even changed his name, basing it on a [[scene]] [http://www.modelmayhem.com/502468 model, Rika LaRouge.]  

Again, we got to witness how lolcows can sense each other and form [[hugbox|hugboxes]] [[Furaffinity|consisting entirely of lolcows]]. This too happened in Robert's case, [[Bel Air|as unlike certain other individuals born and raised in West Philadelphia, rather than spend most of his days on the playground]], he decided to befriend [[Adf-fuensalida]] and other [[Batshit insane|well-adjusted]] transsexual individuals.

{{quote|And yes that is me in those videos. Yeah I got a shitty voice, Nobodys perfect so go fuck yourself if you hate it, get over it|This is Robb taking criticism ''well''}}

{{fv|Rika|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|<center><youtube>W5IqIdOgKQo</youtube></center><center>'''Robb and his charming tranny gang'''</center>|<center><youtube>rA37i3B8ass</youtube></center> <center>'''Robb, with his lolcow colleague [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]], [[Chris-chan#CWC_vs._ED|feeling false superiority to Chris-chan]]'''.</center>|<center><youtube>b7tk5sy5eWk</youtube></center> <center>'''Again with [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]], demonstrating his awesome cosplaying skills'''</center>|<center><youtube>6p-DlLiCLMo</youtube></center> <center>'''Squealing Robb, sounding like a pterodactyl-hyena hybrid'''</center>|<center><youtube>kWrvDGtsCRk</youtube></center> <center>'''Robb whining about his house that is free to him because his parents pamper the manchild. Note the feminine voice.'''</center> |<center><youtube>2tiNr36QJ68</youtube></center> <center>'''Crossdressing autismal Nero juggalo chanting and playing with his [[Penis|fiddle]]'''</center>}}

That sort of a jolly bunch. Due to a bizarre twist of fate, ADF was rediscovered by the trolls, and Robert got the front seats in the trolling. Luckily for the trolls, Robert is the textbook definition of a bipolar case and changes his tranny friends more often than he changes his socks. For reasons sane people can only wonder, Robert had gotten furious at other minor tranny lolcow and used the wiki about [[Adf-fuensalida]] the trolls had set up to attack the tranny he was mad at. The trolls observed with some amusement the internet war he was waging, but didn't bother to interrupt. [[Truth|Content is content.]] However, soon the [http://www.adfki.com/index.php?title=Jordan other tranny] as well discovered the site, and created an article about Robert.

[[Butthurt|Anally demolished,]] Robert contacted the admins of the site, demanding his information to be censored. Because, you know, just because he had attacked someone else on the internet, that doesn't give others the same right, right? The trolls laughed at him and his complete lack of self-awareness, and thus begun Robert's crusade against the evil trolls.

{{quote|Will you guys please mind keeping my real name off of there

Some people actually do have jobs

I DONT mind if it says Rika, But Robert Stiles is unacceptable.

Oh this time it was by (. . .), So please tell your people nicely not to do that.

Im sorry, But it does infringe on my privacy

Do you have her FB so I can talk to her nicely?

http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/ADFWiki:Privacy_policy I just read this. In all honesty anyone, People usaully will freak out if they see their docs exposed like that. Upon first reaction. Ive been pretty civil about this. REMEMBER THAT.|How Robb's anal demolition started}}

== Rage Against the Trolls ==
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But sometimes I do feel like Chris chan and his sonichu abomination, Nobody will ever take him seriously|Robb, in a moment of very rare self-awareness|We are pressing charges against everyone even INVOLVED in that site. (...) If the police dont help us, maybe we should just make a wiki where we expose all of these people instead lol|I take that back|I just dont wanna be an lolcow, or a failure. None of my trans friends do anything with their lives. Most of them are completely fucking useless. No offense but they are; no skills, no jobs, They are good people but they arent doing anything except rotting in homeless shelters|You know what? Fuck it.|We are about to press a shitstorm of charges on these guys, we already gathered tons of evidence. hacking, stalking, Its even illegal to use someone's name without their consent. And the more they do the bigger of a case we get.|Coming from the same Robb who had to be told by an agent to stop being a stalker creep|They shoulden't have fucked with someone who actually IS resourceful|Unsurprisingly, over a year later the mean trolls are still free|They already made this war. And if we not do anything to retaliate and keep a paper trail of them. then how can this '''''backfire'''''?|Incredibly, at this point, Robb still hadn't learned that acting retarded has consequences. And still hasn't. |Its not a pleasent experiance. "they always come in the morning. They come in with guns drawn. If you don't open the door, they kick it down. They handcuff and then interview you, as well as confiscate everything. Computer, Flash Drives, Xbox, anything used to store data|Robb speaking from personal experience|[[Trolls|These guys]] manipulated 60% of the drama that went on. In our community|Thankfully to the bored trolls, full awareness of this [[Retard|had no effect on his behavior]]}}
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Robert, again, sought to disappear from the internet and destroy those slanderous sites telling the dirty truth about him. However, an undercover troll had joined him on [[skype]], leaking delicious details of his hilarious paranoia and delusions for almost two months, [[idiot|without him realizing a thing.]] Robert had summoned his epic troll DOXing skills, and came to the conclusion he was trolled by [[LOLWUT|a fetish model, a Canadian ginger, and a Russian neo-nazi]]. He had also gotten together with the old tranny gang, taken screencaps of troll posts, printed the posts and taken them to the police, [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|hoping that they would get charged]] with [[Internet stalking|e-stalking]], cyber [[harassment]], and even [[KKK|hate crimes]] because when ''you'' troll ''him'', it becomes a hate crime because he likes to wear his mom's underwear. Robert had gotten a lawyer who he admitted had [[Asperger's]] and planned on getting the trolls, even those who lived on the wrong side of the Atlantic dragged before American court. 

Lighter small talk subjects included him mentioned he doesn't mind becoming a 30 years old virgin, because he is asexual. But Robert is very peculiar type of asexual. Unable to get any, he decided that he doesn't want any, either. [[Loveshy|Sour grapes and all that.]] He still several times expressed his [[Why.jpg|sexual attraction to his trolls]]. He also expressed his love for [[Chris-Chan/People#Kacey|Kacey]], a Chris troll widely hated for being a colossal attention whore. Robert also thought that a troll pretending to be his father [[Retard|was his real father]], because "[[Autism|he was so convincing]]". 

Later Robert became inactive and [[delete fucking everything|deleted his facebook]]. The trolls assumed he had finally come to his senses and that the trolling, as funny as it had been, had finally come to an end. Or had it..?

== Return of the Lolcow: Transtastic Boogaloo ==
[[image:Robb internet badass.png|thumb|Robb and the [[Cyberpolice]]]]
[[image:Robb internet badass2.png|thumb|Robert before [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|successfully]] [[No|taking down]] a mean troll site with [[LOIC|sophisticated tools]].]]
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At this point, Robert had been laughed at by only a few trolls who saw the antics and childish infighting of the [[Shit noone cares about|Philadelphian tranny community]] amusing. But even this was too much for Robert, and he wanted all traces of his name removed from the internet, fearing that the [[Internet is serious business|Stargate and Christian communities he tried to troll back in the days were thirsting for his blood]] and would track him down. All of this, because some user had said his actual name on an online imageboard in which posts automatically disappear and that is completely unrelated to Christianity and Stargate. At this point, Robert had two possible courses of action. The right one, ignoring the trolls and letting his name be forgotten, which it largely was at this point. And then there was the lolcow one; drawing more attention to himself. Guess which one Robert chose?

He begged the site's owner and user to remove his DOXes. Robert assumed that the people he had attempted to troll long time ago would even remember his "scary" reputation and somehow wander on the site, get his DOXes from a site completely unrelated to Vidya Gaems and [[Srsly|come and assassinate him]]. [[BAWWW|He tried to play the pity card, and said he was the poor victim of hate he had done nothing to deserve.]] I mean, just because you tried to DOX the trolls doesn't give them the same right, right? 

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|If my thread is not removed from the lolcow library i am taking this to high court and I am going to contact the other victims to pleased against this site for cyber bullying. I have hired detectives who have been tracing you for days and told me to post this fair warning to all of you. Cease and desist or this will blow Nuremberg off the fucking scale|Robb's DMCA, [[lol|met with the expected response]]|That's sick. Makes me think what I'd do if I met you in person. Thankfully for you that's never going to happen.|Robert, the [[internet tough guy]]|The Wraith is the bringer of your doom and your destruction

She is the only one who will look at you sideways.

The Wraith has a memory that's as cold as a glacier

The Wraith is the air raid, the jet fighter and the crater

She's on the menu, on the table, she's the knife and she's your waiter|Robb, trying to intimidate the chan with the credo of his trollsona|789chan is to feast on the lives of tortured souls|Robert, on the soul devouring hellpit that is the Internet.|you're just like the kids who bullied the fuck out of me in high school|}}</center>

After the hilarious self-contradicting tantrum/guilt tripping attempt, the trolls laughed at him for ''some weird reason''. So Robert did what any sane lolcow tranny would have had done; He declared an e-war. Again. Unless the trolls would remove all information about him, the trolls would be arrested and the troll sites would be forced offline. After he got a [[Cool story bro|scared response]] from the trolls, Robert paid $300 from his dad's wallet to "Internet detectives" to find out the IPs of his trolls. That all turned out to be wrong. Money well spent. Never mind getting a boobjob or your dick chopped off, hunting trolls is much more fun.
[[File:Rika vandalizing ADFki.png|thumb|Robert totally unbothered by the attention he's getting.]]

He kept bombarding the threads about himself with empty threats, smugly declaring that he knows where the trolls live and their real names, and that his MMORPG/tranny gang is gonna [[DDOS]] the site unless his demands are met. [[Unrealistic expectations|He promised that if only the trolls shut down their sites and removed all information about him]], he would never come to the site again. Robert perhaps thought that his presence scared the trolls so that they would want him to leave, but really he offered such great entertainment to the site that no one wanted him to go. The only conceivable effect his crusade was him trying to vandalize the ADF wiki by defacing articles with hate messages to the trolls, to show how totally calm and intimidating he was. Expectedly, his edits reverted in three seconds and his vandalizing attempts were immortalized. Proving that he had absolutely no ability to learn, he posted three entire threads to the bump limit, being completely oblivious to the fact that he was giving the trolls exactly what they wanted. And like a good lolcow, ready to be milked again and again, he couldn't help himself but kept returning with empty threats for some more.


At this point, it was the fifth thread and the interpol's trollbusting department still hadn't picked the trolls up yet, and the sites were only a bit slower due to the lulz-hungry trolls slapping F5s. Robert perhaps finally understanding his utter impotence, sent his final message to the 'chan:
[[image:wraith comic.jpg|thumb|Robert fanart.]]
{{quote|you scheming cunt fuck you so much 

i'm done fuck you guys

FUCK YOU
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He had learned nothing from those times he had been tricked into "negotiating" with the trolls that resembled an e-circus as everyone kept laughing at his inflated ego and empty threats, ending in him [[ragequit]]ing. All seemed quiet for a couple of days, after this ED page was published, until Robert came back [[asking for it|asking for more]].

{{quote|Attention all [[Illuminati|stonecutters]] and ween trolls; I'm going to attempt to reach agreement with you in another chat. I contacted both my attorney and my PO and both say I haven't committed any crime in this so don't think there is any possible way you can press charges on me. I've also been told I should just try to work things out on here with a chat. Please hear me out because what your doing is blackmail. We can work this out [[Irony|if you'll only listen]].|Robert, listening to his lawlyer with diagnosed autism}}

There, he asked the trolls if they had "[[Matrix|field agents]]" where he lives, so that he could have paid them another $300 to destroy his name and proof of him getting trolled in the internet. This coming from the "Warlord Wraith". Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Robert's offer was met with understandable disbelief, but he insisted on finding an "agent" the trolls had. Playing along with the idea of a [[Batshit insane|nationwide underground troll network existing]], the trolls tried to explain to him that what goes to Encyclopedia Dramatica, stays on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Robert kept insisting, telling that he would [[jew|bribe]] the article's creator and the ED admin trolls. Then the trolls pointed out what should be painfully obvious to any sane person, that [[Common knowledge|no such thing as "troll agents" existed]].

Being much too paranoid to trade money in the internet, he resorted to the [[Fail|well tested tactic]] of trying to guilt trip the trolls into removing the information about him, because [[HAHAHA OH WOW|the Anonymous was after him]]. He then got trolled in the usual fashion, ragequited, [[Nice try|told how he is totally unbothered by both ED and the chans]] and swore never to return. Again.

== "It's your fault!" ==
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There will always be [[Jenkem|wraith blood]] in me and it will permute from now to eternity. [[HAHAHA OH WOW|The power of it is great]] but costly as it caused me to either [[Crossdressing|alter myself]] or suffer the consequences but today, the Wraith Beliskner shall return to life.|Robb declaring the [[LOLWUT|revival of his trollsona to destroy the other trolls]]|This used to be about defending Ahuviya but I personally think Zyklon and Moniker foresaw what was going to happen and decided to use me as a back-up target. It's your fault, Introman, along with the rest of your motley stonecutters crew that Ahuviya is where she is today. RIKA was the one who tried to save her. <u>At least, I had the morality and the intelligence when to stop trolling people</u>.|Robb, shortly after the previous comment|Robert Wayne Stiles and his actions are dead and buried. To harp on one's regrettable past will only result in one's downfall. Just think what your doing.||Don't even pretend that you're concerned for ADF's welfare. You're just one of the millions that simply point and laugh at the mentally diseased, unstable, minority etc so don't even attempt to white knight now. You claim that this is not a crime either but now you of all people (aka an ADF wiki troll) accuse me of not trying to help her. |Poor innocent Robb, before the criminal troll millions|Do you want to know something? How would you like it if internet nobodies wrote an ED article on you? With all these "Robert Wayne Stiles" threads cropping up by people like you trying to be the next epic ween internet big shots, you're getting this site monitored and probed. You're all making it look like this site has a creepy fixation on me. It's about time you let go. Party's over and nobody's learned anything. But than again, what do you expect from a group of people that harass [[Rika Stiles|retards]] and minorities.|Robb on this article|Ok, to the person who uploaded all my recent posts to ED, wow, you're such a master troll that you should be commended, brah. Now anything I say is cocks? Desperate much? Get yourself a fucking job. Even I have one now and it's not a freelance photography hiring.| Robb on this article again and [[Irony|telling people to get a job despite not having one until his parents cut him off]]|Maybe if you realized that your trolling is tying the goddamn noose around people's necks none of this would have happened. I'm suprised more lolcows [[An Hero|haven't tried what ADF did]] just to escape the torture of being endlessly mocked for their defects.

Zyklon, you're a cold blooded killer and you won't stop even when people get hurt.|Robb, on how [[An Hero|people will kill themselves because of trolling]] and trolls are comparable to murderers.|I just have one thing to say to you, stonecutters, who are now involving the Wolverines in this debacle, Watch out, some of them have been convicted of heinous crimes and have connections all over the interet. Trash talking them will only get you stalked and hunted down by the more malicious of them.

I dream that one day the Stonecutters and the Wolverines will have a giant fight and you'll see what your up against. Not only do we outnumber you (Also dear Joseph came crying to me the day after our fight and BEGGED me to rejoin) but none of fight fair and we're good at that. We will have you tied up, branded, whipped and beaten into wimpy piles of shit. You want a flaming monotov cocktail in your mouth, bitches? If you guys ever decide to overcome your pussy ass limitations you know which part of the globe to find us.

Just mess with the bull. Just do it. We'll do it in the name of Ahuviya.|In the Internet, Robb forgets that he's just a skinny tranny.|If anyone here makes any terroristic threats at my fucking appartment I'm going to contact the FBI about this So fucking what if I threatened an agent was younger, I had no idea that he was legit.

The FBI cannot deny terroristic threats.||Oh, and I don't use weapons but [[McDojo|I was a fucking brown belt at Tiger Schulmann's and know several disarming techniques and am a master of Kata.]] I don't need weapons when my body is a freaking weapon.|Robert, the tranny ninja.|I just want to say that in all the clubs I go to, guys drool over me every night and you know what, I have to crush their hearts. I know what it's like to manipulate people and you should feel remorse just as I do.|Robb, acting even more delusional than normal| I AM NOT DISGRACING MY REPUTATION ONLINE. THIS IS CLEARLY HARASSMENT AND YOUR BASEMENT DWELLING COLLECTIVE ENGINEERED THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLOT. ONE OF YOU IS HIDING BEHIND THIS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND YOU WILL BE FOUND OUT.

OH YOU THINK THIS WILL RIKA TO POST NOODS.

NO GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU CANT BREAK ME THAT EASILY.

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED MY LIFE AND I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HANDLE THIS.||The ED article is beyond horrible and I've even had a nightmare of the ED article being featured on all television stations and on electronic billboards.||delete it. I'M LITERALLY HAVING HOT FLASHES. Just stop. STOP. PLEASE STOP. My hearts beating faster. EVERYTIME I COME BACK TO THIS FUCKING SITE I WANT TO HURT MYSELF. 

Mods end this and ban me. I can't take anymore days of this hell.|''Your heart starts beating faster. The room starts feeling colder. The sweat bursts out like a million fountains in your skin. It's worse than bad... '''Someone just made fun of you on the internet'''.'' The first words of "[[Taking Down ED]]" article.|Stop shifting the blame as you caused his paranoia with the ADFki, you scumbag. Your little gang looks like a coalition for hating a minority group. What makes you any different from Skinheads or the KKK?

You're driving all the people with GID to do these grave things but if you think we're all going to commit seppuku your fucking retarded. Until you kill me I'll always be alive and continue to administer justice to this cruel planet. Just like the jews, people with Gender identity disorder will continue to permute this planet and you'll never be able to wipe us all out.|Oy vey.}}</center>
[[image:robb the altruist.png|thumb|This is Robb "helping" ADF.]]

Robert evidently returned for another round of being mocked by trolls. He tried to make the trolls stop with guilt-tripping, and [[Aspierations|telling how much the people they are trolling are hurting so they know to stop]]. He whined about his many /L/ threads on 789chan and this ED article, and admitted he had nightmares about it. So far his return reeked of the typical Robb where he claimed that the people who laughed at him have a fixation with him and tried to convince the users that the lulz was over. For the third time.
[[Image:Robb internet tough guy.jpg|thumb|Yeah, you better be scared.]]
Then Robb heared that his friend ADF had attempted to become [[an hero]] because of Philly tranny circlejerk drama, and saw an opportunity to get the trolls to stop trolling him. He instantly placed the blame upon the ADF trolls, claiming that they ''were'' the reason why ADF was the way he was today and even referred them with such delightful descriptions as [[Internet is serious business|''internet's biggest sadist'' and ''cold blooded killer'']]. Robert also tried to get pity points by claiming that he was helping ADF, after kicking him out of his house and raging at him. Which is completely understandable if you have ever seen a picture of the mentioned lolcow, but a rather poor way of getting pity. He even proceeded to brag about having a job that was a couple of steps behind of working at [[McDonalds]], because his parents cut him off for thinking about taking [[jenkem|hormones]].

After ADF trolls released the [[screencaps]] of Robb's interactions online with his manchildren adventure club, [[Furry|The Wolverines,]] Robert's paranoia and USI kicked in. He threatened the trolls with [[LOL|"Monotov"]] cocktail, claiming that the Wolverines have been convicted of heinous crimes, asking the trolls all around the world to come to Philadelphia to fight his hiking group of homosexual deviants. Pitying Robb who had forgotten he is a crossdressing midget completely unable to put up a fight, the trolls preferred to DOX his [[NYPA|personal army]]. More rage and threats followed, as so many times before.

Later he begged to be banned because he has the self-restraint of a five year old and couldn't stay away from the site and always ended up getting trolled when he showed up. Mods were unwilling to deprive the users of entertainment and just stood aside and let trolling continue. Robert tried to delete his desperate posts, and then sent some more threats.

== Robbie and Ponies - Shit's getting desperate ==
[[image:Robbie tumbrl.png|thumb|Robbie also tried to get help from a blog making fun of [[Rika Stiles|insane trannies]], telling he has to help with his revenge to prove [[What|the blog isn't a revenge blog]].]]
Robbie went into hiding after the last trolling, but kept lurking the site all the while carefully applying soothing creme on his sore, gaping asshole. He found a thread about trolling 4chan's pony board, and apparently thought he had finally come up with a way to show those trolls. Knowing he could not tackle the trolls alone, Robby now brought to bear the full might of 20 something year old basement dwellers whose sole passion in life is watching a cartoon show about ponies meant for preteen girls.

Or so he thought. He created a thread on /mlp/, trying to make the ponies into his personal army, telling them they could pay back to that 789chan. [[Lol|Even the bronies]] could handle trolling better than Robbie and couldn't care about some old troll thread, unlike Robbie who got anally devastated for months when he got trolled. After being [[NYPA|met with the expected response]], the ponies proceeded to go back to fapping to Fluttershy [[Rule 34]].

{{scrollpic|Robbie and poni.png|800|300|For someone who describes himself as a master manipulator, Robbie sure sucks at getting people to do what he wants|}}

After noticing no one is interested in joining his anti-troll crusade, he went back to 789chan. Robb sent some angry threats and claimed he had taken pictures of his trolls and their posts revealing a troll conspiracy and would contact the authorities, like some twenty times before. Nevermind that he had threatened a federal agent and even that one police officer who would actually for some unfathomable reason have some sympathy left for him and actually cared to chase trolls would have some hard time detecting IPs from A4 sheets.

Robb also informed the users that he's lived in bars since the article was created. [[Nice try|Not that he cares about it]]. Robb also pointed out that unless [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|everything about him is removed from the sites]], [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]] [[LOLWUT|will murder his own father with the gun given to him by his trolls]].

== Robb's Return to 789chan==
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Yeah, I just happen to have Zyklon's dox on hand and now he's finally going to learn about the good ol' American Justice system. Maybe if you sequeal about Introman and Moniker I'll give you a little benefit when we're in front of a jury, whelp. Maybe Seanie can rectually please you when you're cell mates. Just be aware that extraditing someone is completely legal and I certainly have the funds to do so.|Perfect example of Robb's insane bipolar behavior: Here we see delusional, smug Robb [[Retard|ready to get a person extradited for an ED article]]...|This hate campeign against me has OBLIVERATEed what little enjoyment I had in this life and I'm falling back into a depression|...and here is guilt tripping, sad, beaten Robb who has learned absolutely nothing.}}
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After a break from the internet, presumably hiding in bars from imaginary trolls and from ADF, he returned to 789chan to make two suspicious threads; One of him posting that he wanted everyone on /cwc/ to quit making fun of him and another of him asking anons if they would [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9am7P9pWo8 fuck him hard]. After being met with [[DO NOT WANT|reasonable disgust]] from users, Robb started whining at them for making fun of his [[ugly|appearance]]. 
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This was followed by DOXing attempt number six and Robert claimed to have dox on a Finnish troll. He revealed what he thought was the Finnish troll's surname; Laajakaista, which is Finnish for broadband internet. Somehow, Robb and his autistic lawyer are going to find that dang Mr. Broadband Internet and drag him out of [[Finland]] into American court. He promised if the troll co-operated and DOX'd his fellow trolls, he'd go easy on him, as if the trolls had formed some real life gang to bully internet trannies and actually knew each other. [[HAHAHA OH WOW|Surely anyone would agree on such reasonable deal, especially when Robbie ''totally'' got his DOX ''this'' time!]]
[[File:Robb's job.png|thumb|Accurate depiction of Robert's "Top Corpotation".]]
According to Robb, his parents have gone back to supporting him, because [[Concerned Mother|they saw this ED page]] and feel that their special snowflake should be excused for acting like a fucktard, despite the fact that he's a twenty four year old adult. He also proceeded to brag that he's "[[Walmart|employed in one of the top corporations in the US]]". This is correct in the sense that a Mexican cleaning cum from Macs is employed in one of the top corporations in the US.

Robb again begged the mods to ban him, stating that he would never return to 789chan. A couple of hours later, Robb spammed the thread with My Little Pony r34 in hopes that his wish would come true. After not getting the response he wanted, he deleted his posts and went on to [[fap]] furiously to his new porn collection. He then later returned only to inform 789chan [[Nice try|of how little he cares]], and do the same thing all over again. After mods told him he was too hilarious to ban, he begged the trolls to wait, because he could throw another tranny lolcow under the bus if they only stopped trolling him and deleted the archived thread. [[Robert_Wayne_Stiles#Rika_Stiles_or:_How_I_Learned_to_Stop_Worrying_and_Hate_my_Dick|The exact fucking thing]] [[Retard|that started Robert trolling in the first place]].

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As can be assumed, no one was impressed with his trollshielding efforts. 
He then told he's going to leave the site for the 12th time and proudly declared he's going to get someone to install NetNanny to his computer and block the site from him because he is a childish pathetic tranny completely devoid of any self-restrain. Except even a child learns that putting your hand on a hot stove hurts, Robert doesn't.

{{quote|This was all just a goddamn plot that is FUCKING SICK. NO MORE. Next time if ever, you see me, you won't not even recognize me. All you'll know is I'll be fucking HOT. |Robert being slightly more insane as usual.}}

...and of course Robert was back in a few days, as usual, and as his hideous self. Robert also tried to bribe the admin of the site by paying server bills, thus enabling the trolling effort to continue. Like always, if people are unable to troll Robb, he's glad to offer the trolls his help.

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Everyday I awake and pray that this hell will end but YOU HAVE FUCKING TORN MY LIFE TO SHREDS! YOU HAVE OBLIVERATEED A PERFECTLY HAPPY PERSON AND YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'M FUCKING DEAD!!! I WOULD HURT YOU IN REAL LIFE IF I COULD IT HURTS THAT FUCKING BAD! I'D TEAR EVERY PIECE OF YOUR BODY FROM YOUR FINGERS AND TOES TO YOUR DICK AND SLOWLY WATCH YOU BURN!|''Crawling in my skin''...|You must have even contacted my father because he's just calling me "A COMPLETE FAILURE AND A QUEER" and refusing to care about his only [[Nope|daughter]] anymore.|You don't really need internet's help to notice that|I'm a bitch who when you lock horns with me, I'll drag you through the floor and fucking OBLIVERATE you.||Look, I am not a poet nor can I ever convince this ignorant hoard of anything but you are really hurting me, /cwc/. Do you know that I've cried countless times over the article but I still had to be strong? Even when people call me every thing from a drag queen to a hideous freak, I am able hold back the tears of rage and sheer emotion but this has OBLIVERATEed everything I've worked for in my life. 

Do you think that a gender queer is not a human, /cwc/? Do you think that my skin does not bleed when you cut it and I don't take a shit every now and again, just like you?! Do you think that I don't feel fucking lonely in my life? NO. YOU HAVE NEVER CONSIDER THAT.|Pro-tip to Robert: If you want people to feel sorry for you, it is advisable you don't [[Internet is serious business|threaten to murder them]].|i could fuckin seduce her man. i've been compared to mila jovovich in terms of looks. i've been told by many that i'm fucking gorgeous.|Robert forgetting he's got Rock Hudson manjaw and looks like he had swallowed a golf ball but got bored halfway through|Just be happy none of you are coming to Philadelphia or your ego would be the thing most intact.|What defense could one come up with against a 94 pound tranny? He's like an animal!|i would murder all of you if i had the chance. i'll take a glock and ram it down your cunt, zyklon. zyklon, i'd skin in a second. i'm glad she is never setting foot in the us. no fucking bitch. you set foot in the city limits and i'll dig into your ribs. im serious. i'll tie your tubes with a boxcutter|Robb, the ultimate [[Loveshy]], about an hour after calling all trolls misogynists|you probably hacked ed and there are only like 100 people who read it|Return of Robert the internet expert.|What you have is outdated and minor and belonging to someone who is not myself. 

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON ME SO FUCK OFF. MY NAME IS RIKA WAYNE STILES, MOTHERFUCKER.|Robert's new coping technique: Denial.|Zyklon, I fucking swear, if I ever met you in real life, I'd fucking whip you unconscious then bound all your limbs with a truss bar, stick a shotgun down your cunt until you apoligize for EVERYFUCKING THING you've done to me. 

That's how much you and everyone else have hurt me.||}}
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Robert blames the board for his dad calling him a failure and a queer when he is in fact a failure and a queer. Robert blames the board for his boss treating him like shit because he's an incompetent dumbass and very obviously is not exactly bright as proven by all his threads. Robert blames the board for the threads and ED page ruining his life even though they're all a tapestry woven entirely by him refusing to stop coming there to yell at the internet to cower before his threats and scary name calling. Robert begs the internet and in the same breath threatens those he is begging. Even if there was someone sitting at a Human Relations desk typing in any possible permutation of his name onto Google, ironically "Robert Wayne Stiles" and "Rika Stiles" pointed to nothing before he had to continue fanning the flames and making more and more people want to see him twist more and more.

== The Scars That Never Heal ==
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|You people won't stop until I'm on the VERGE OF SUICIDE.

Every night a voice comes into my head saying "Why don't you just end it all?" and it takes a great amount of effort to fight it. I just remind myself that I'd rather see the pain on each your fucking faces and I don't care how what it takes.

I'm bringing justice to myself in this god-forsaken world. Screw Ahuviya. <u>Screw LGBT</u>. This justice is only for me and will grab it with both hands.

Until something happens. FUCKING FINAL POST. Your graves will not be marked.|To kill oneself or to leave an internet site? Decisions, decisions...|I will not relent until my trolls feel my pain or are rotting in federal prison. THIS IS A HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES CHRIS CHAN'S PUNISHMENT AND EVERYONE HERE SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR THE NERVE WRACKING TORTURE I HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY FUCKING DAY|Robert defining 'nerve wracking torture' as getting mildly trolled, ''seven minutes'' after his "last post".|I'm waiting outside city hall right, where are you, you fucking CUNT??!

I know you lurk on here, Trey...I'm currently in stealth mode so you might not be able to recognize me. Just wear a nametag that says Trey and who knows, [[Unrealistic expectations|you never saw me irl I might dazzle you]].|One can only imagine the looks on city workers' faces as they see a skinny failtranny vulture yelling at its laptop on the steps of the city hall.|I said this once and I'm going to say this fucking again. I'm CRYING, I'm in PAIN. Pain that some of you can only IMAGINE. My world is a fucking Dystopic Necropolis ruled by a paramilitary of INVISIBlE dictators who endlessly target me, my morality, my lifestyle, my GID, my friends, my parents, my job ETC. And this shit won't cease UNTIL I CRACK. I try to be strong, I tell myself that it will all go away if I put in the fucking futile effort but now my ED page practically says TROLL ME TIL I DIE.

When I have to come home to this, /cwc/, I see only one purpose in my life. If one of you flies flutter a little to close to the flame...you'll see.||muscles won't do anything when you've been shot dead.|Robert realizing he is scrawny as fuck| I've just been warned not to go to Chicago and I should have realized that it was an excuse to get me turned over to the city police for the so-called "cyber crimes" me or Robert committed against 789chan and Christianity sites.|[[What|Robert considering himself to be two different persons]]| Tell me this is completely morally correct for them to target me like Chris Chan. I cry every fucking night I'm so scared for my life. I've had visions of death now and they seem so much more appealing than this pain I experience. HOW can you let them get away with ruining me?!|Robert somehow thinking he's a better person than Chris.}}
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As he had threatened the trolls for some four months and they still weren't intimidated by his promised swift retribution, Robb did the only logical thing: post some more death threats. He told he had been training as a part of his plan, ready to take on the nazi troll thugs. If the pictures of scrawny Robb in this article aren't enough to make the very thought of Robert harming anyone physically absolutely hilarious, note that even ADF-fuensalida has whooped Robb's ass a number of times, [[weak|which really says much]]. One troll, in particular he threatened to [[Loveshy|shove a shotgun down her cunt]] on numerous occasions, because in Robb's world, [[virgin|all vaginas are like this]]. After a few more threats about cutting off dicks and tying innards with a boxcutter, Robb's infamous sexual frustration became obvious once again. 

Robb came back to make the guilt tripping attempt number #2154 and threatened to [[an hero|kill himself]]. And then claimed that the little voice in his head telling him to off himself, the only thing that keeps him from slitting his wrists is the fact that he wants to see the pain on his trolls' faces before he puts them into an unmarked grave. The armchair psychologists of ED, specialized in LOLnomy, can offer Robert a priceless tip, revealed by their groundbreaking studies: If you want to make people feel sorry for you, don't threaten to kill them. Or at least not in the same post.

Shortly after saying "Screw LGBT", Robb tried to enlist the help of a tranny board to destroy his "cisgender trash" e-nemies, only managing to drive up ED hits and make even more people dislike him. Good job Robb, you really handle trolling like a pro.


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Then Robert tried to throw the same tranny mentioned earlier under the bus AGAIN, after the board members had told him they aren't interested in some boring posing pics of another tranny when they've got uglier, stupider and more entertaining tranny on the very board. But wait, this wasn't enough fail for Robert. First, he pretended to be his own troll, a somewhat known [[tripfag]] on the board. By [[Fail|attempting to copypaste the tripcode]], being the only one interested in the tranny he had a bitchfight with, being oblivious to the fact that mods can see IPs and the real tripfag can post any moment he pleases, misusage of internet troll slang, providing nothing and generally acting like a faggot he was instantly exposed as who else than Robert Wayne Stiles. He was rightly called out and more mad ensued.

And as it has been proven again and again and again that Robert has the mental capacity and equal learning skills of an insect, Robert made another trollshielding thread, trying to push [[Chris Chan|another tranny]] under the bus because it worked so well before. He had included a short audio that was stolen straight from the [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Church_audio#00:14:26_-_The_Love_Quest_Continues Cwcki], proudly declaring the whole recording will be released when his threads will be deleted. By now you, unlike Robert, should know how it ended so I am not even bothering to write it.

And just when people thought he couldn't possibly come up with any more stupid shit, he resorted to spamming the chan again and trying to troll the admin by implying he is a gay. Which the admin might've considered insulting if he was a 12 years old boy, around the age when Robert's mental developement halted, instead of a grown up man and a well known flaming homo. Robert was trying to force the admin to remove his threads from the archive so that his faggotry would disappear, and in response some of the more memorable spam threads got archived.
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== Caved ==
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|Hah, guess who just got trolled fuckers, YOU! Remember the fat man with the glock story (inspired by 789chan's own Jengatype) this one too was completley falsified! I finally one upped you shit stains AGAIN!|Haha I was only pretending|Get this slanderous SHIT off the internet. This fucking almost made me tear my hair out in pure rage. PLEASE STOP.|Honk honk, all aboard the bipolar train!|[[No|You guys want more porn]]? Here's deal, [[Unrealistic expectations|don't mention my name on this site for a year starting now (kill the /L/ threads too)]] and I'll post everything we've shot with my camera.|HOW ABOUT NO| I HAVE BEEN DRINKING IRREGARDLESS I'M HAVING HOT FLASHES [[Amberlamps|IM CALLING THE GODDAMN AMBULANCE]]. GOODBYE FUCKERS.||
I AM ALWAYS A DOMINATRIX, YOU SUBMISSIVE, PITIFUL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF COCKLICKING SHIT SCUMBAG.

You don't fuck with me when it comes to bondage, or I'll truss your body and whip the fuck out of you.

Introman, remember this. You will die someday and whether it is at the hands of myself or another one of your victims, I will spread my goddamn piss all over your fucking corpse.||WHAT ARE YOUR FUCKING PLANS GODDAMMIT?!|Robb has trouble wrapping his head around the concept of trolling|Sean, you've gone to fucking far OK?! What the fuck entitles you to call my parents? Do you see me stalking YOUR parents because you have formed this union of haters towards me? NO, I DON'T.|[[13-year-old boy|DON'T CALL MY PARENTS]]| The end is nigh, /cwc/. Your rain of terror in my life is almost ending. Just watch the waters carefully, your torment of me will be a fucking EULOGY. |}}
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Then completely out of the blue Robb admitted to raping [[women]] and [[13 year old boys]] in a cave. After the understandable puzzlement, the trolls began to laugh at the edgy story and Robert recanted with [[No|"LOLITROLLU"]]. But after that at the slightest mention of "lol cave", Robert, [[Bipolar Disorder|for some reason]], started 'tard raging once again how the chan had ruined his life, although he had [[LOLWUT|made himself into a child-rapist]], successfully trolling only himself. As the cherry on top of the cake, Robert in his rage probably forgot that he is still going to court over sending an FBI agent death threats online. Which means, if any legal authority was to take his story seriously, he would be in some deep shit. At least he would be safe from soap related incidents behind the bars.

A day later, he posted as "a friend" and gave 789chan a [[tl;dr]] sob story about how he was going to leave the internet forever and how his parents would rather pay for his apartment than deal with him. He also admitted that the reason why he's a tranny is his hope that he would get to put his shriveled dick into a [[vagina]]. He also admitted to almost kidnapping a woman because he was far too socially retarded to get one the normal way, but [[Weak|the plan was abandoned]]. After being called out and [[Forever alone|the obvious was pointed out]], Robb dropped the charade. 

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== Taking Down EncyclopediaDramatica ==
{{quote|This shit will get us arrested, you should know better zyklon. I'd fire you if it wasn't for those thighs|Robert trying to infiltrate the trolls, [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/JenkinsJinkies like his rolemodel before him] and again expressing his attraction to his trolls.}}
Robert then realized that it was the ED article that was the source of all his pain, and told it had forced him into [[Bath salts]] usage (but not before leaving two Final Messages again). Like a manipulative individual he considers himself to be, he came up with the most clever of all plans: Pretending to be his own troll to make everyone do his bidding! Yes, again. 

However, Robb failing to realize that EDiots, unlike him, aren't exactly shitting their pants because of even hypothetically impossible police involvement, he was again exposed. Before being banned, he AGAIN attempted to DOX his trolls and had somehow come to the conclusion that his troll [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinebrychoff was actually a certain brewery in Finland].


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== Robert the Playa ==
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|I'm not telling anyone what I just did but I will say this. You scumbags made me famous and I thank you. I just met a woman who showed my noteriety too and she thought it was awesome that I'm famous.

Face it, none of you are. Only I am and I'm the greatest lolcow on the planet. You can't make my shit up.|I'm the greatest idiot on the internet! Jealous?|I have power in this world because people KNOW who I fucking am. They don't think I'm infamous just a real life internet celebrity. So many single lesbians have found this amazing over in the Poconos.|If only Robert was a woman...| In the end, I've won. ED is my calling card and a great conversation starter. :)|"Hey girls, you know I'm a really big lolcow in the internet?"|Took a shower, slid into my best dress and used NO fucking make-up, just a bit of eyeliner hit a nightclub and flaunted my fucking status as a bisexual ass kicking, brown belted internet legend. I've done battles with the fucking interwebs and I've survived.|Note, how Robert has to point out he took a shower.| Seriously, I'm happy now. You have no more need to think about me because you can't troll me. I've just nullified my status as a lolcow because I have women who think I'm SHIT.|Everyone shares their sentiments, Robert|BUT I've turned it around learned my lesson. Now he can delete all those irelevent threads.|[[Nice try|"I'm totally not bothered by trolling...but delete the archived threads, k?"]]|You losers really think banging a bitch is that hard? First, i ain't that bad, my teeth are shit but I aint some dopey smily queer and you just tell a women what she wants to hear flat-out and shes head over heels. also, helps that I'm the perfect balance of man and woman.|Regards, Robert, the 24 years old virgin|You have to erase everything that indicates I'm a virgin now or else you're lying to the masses. You should heard the lovely sounds she made when I popped the cherry.|Robert implying he got [[Ass rape|pegged]].|oh pity me wah. a real women made me proud of my dick all because of the ed page they think im defying some great hate group|Robert thinking anyone else is retarded enough to believe him fighting the virtual KKK| you can never concieve another human being|Robert to another tranny. [[No one|You are free to wonder what sort of woman would let Robert father a child]]|you will be extradited if you're an '''''online murderer'''''. i could put a bullet in my head and leave your dox on my corpse. i could kill myself and blame it entirely on you. than they'll be an international search|Robert writing the [[Cyberbu//y]] sequel|paying your respects sounds sketchy as hell. paying your respects WITH A GUN?||i was the one who fucked with pdk and you people still don't value me as a troll|Robb lamenting the lack of respct for his trollshielding efforts|You took a minor thing, my article and elevated it to FUCKING WATERGATE LEVELS WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE LET IT GO|Why couldn't you?|You fucked up my gender, my lifestyle, my happiness, and soon to be MY JOB||This level of rage, is a macrocosm||OK SO WHAT I RAPED HER. IT DOENST MATTER OR ANYTHING. SHE DOESNT REMEMBER. I DONT CARE, I HELD HER DOWN. SHE STARTED SCREAMING. BUT IT WAS SOUNDS OF PLEASURE||}}
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[[Image:Robert dat hunch.gif|thumb|Robert even moves like Gollum.]]
[[File:Robbay%27s_Megan.jpg|thumb|left|Picture they had taken "together". Note the angle.]]
Robert, noticing people weren't exactly impressed by his attempts to vandalize his own page and the cave story, tried a new tactic. He wanted to prove the board he had changed his ways by ''continuing to post there'' and telling how he had lost his deep-seated virginity. Because everyone in the internet is a permavirgin social retard like him, and that would make him a god-like figure to them, right? Robert told that he had even taken a shower (!) and had met a hot [[My Immortal|goffik]] girl who was [[LOLWUT|impressed by his ED article]] and who hates Christians JUST LIKE HE DOES (story doesn't tell if her parents forced her to go to church as well) and wanted his dick. Quite cool story, huh? As is obvious from the sole fact that his social skills haven't and won't improve by him posting in the chan, Robert is and will remain a sad virgin. 

Sad, not because he thinks that actually managing to hide his autism for a few hours and getting some of that poon will make him somehow awesome and different when normal people more or less regularly have sex, but that the first thing he should do is let the internet know that for once he wasn't a complete social retard. Of course in his usual manner he was very poor in hiding his agenda, again trying to get the trolls to stop trolling him since he was one of the cool gais now.

As a detail of interest, as a part of his v-card losing story, Robert wanted to tell he had his first kiss at the tender age of 24. Which means that in real life, at 24, he isn't only a desperate, sad virgin wanting to kidnap women, but a kissless one at that.

And of course, shortly after promising to live happily ever after with his girl and never to return, Robb came back to sperg back about the trolls like [[Truth|nothing had happened]]. And all was well in 789chan.

Robb proceeded to post pictures of his alleged first fuck, [[What|telling the trolls to leave her alone]]. He revealed that the woman's name is Penelope and [[Obvious|soon admitted he had lied about losing his virginity]]. Of course, after 24 years long string of failures, a woman not being immediately repulsed by him made him immediately fall in love with her and write fapfiction about her to the trolls. ''Very surprisingly'', some days later after meeting Robb, "Penelope" severed all contact with him. Being the charmer that he is, Robb still obsesses over her.

Robb later revealed more about his imaginary girlfriend to 789chan users:

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|i am [[pansexual]], i like to fuck anything and i fucked penelope on the lips 
that counts 
she was violent 
she came onto me first
she saw me in the center of the kitchen
the center of the cafeteria
she came onto me and the fucking orderly pulled her off
i only fucking took her exploring when she was on her meds
you FUCKING ASSHOLES
I DIDNT RAPE HER YOU FUCKING RETADS||For the record, she and I fucked consensually She thought I was an androgynous vampire and she liked what she saw.|With the looks of Nosferatu and the personality of Renfield, how could any drugged, vamp-loving, retard girl resist?||}}
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If mentions of medication and hospital staff didn't get you thinking, Robert also felt necessary to mention that "she drooled a fucking lot" and "had a really low IQ", meaning that Robert has stooped enough low to qualify trying to molest a real retard as something to brag about. The funniest part yet is, that he still failed to get laid. EncyclopediaDramatica staff recommends Robb to look into [[Necrophilia]] for less challenging lays.

== Masta of Disguise ==
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Upon being taunted for his cowardly attempts at becoming a woman to avoid further persecution at the hands of trolls, Robb called himself the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDmZ_WkBrfc master of disguise] and boasted to his trolls, how he was able to hide "gloriously" for two years in his woman-suit, though no one was actually looking for him. Robb got amazingly butthurt when they doubted his claims that he fooled many people IRL with his balding woman cosplay and that he could go into espionage if it wasn't for his personality. Robert said he planned to changed his name yet again and escape his evil persecuters by skipping town with his tranny troupe, which include ADF and his underage dominatrix. Sources say they will take the greyhound to Portland Oregon and start their own tranny reserve and Robb will find something to get mad about yet again. Robb's parents will continue to fund their little prodigy's delusions, wishing they had actually stopped by his third year in a two year college.

As it turns out, [[dumbass|Robb had no idea what state he was even going to.]] He first thought he was in the Midwest, but when he was told that [[Oregon]] is on the west coast and is no where near the Midwest; He flippantly wrote that he didn't care what the difference was. When a user wrote that they also lived in Portland, Oregon. Robb responded with:

{{quote|Do you have a problem? [[California]] ain't big enough for you? I know you and Sean will be underwater in 20 or 30 years but no need to be mad! LOL.}}

Such a fine example of [[New Jersey]] education!

== Kickstarter for Robbie's Groceries ==

As of now, Robb has been cut off and disowned by his parents and is begging on his favorite chan for grocery/bath salt money while still being his vastly unlikeable self and showing no humility to those who are supposed to be helping him.


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[[File:Robb how to lose a friend.png|thumb|right|Losing [[friends]] is easy, just ask our expert]]

The fun wasn't over yet. A friend of Robb's came into 789chan's chan, worried that Robb was on the run from the law and was appalled that the Robb who came to stay at his dorm room for a few days wasn't the same Robb that he grew up with. While Robb was at his dorm room, Robb had bookmarked both this ED page and 789chan, which is how his friend got a hold of the 789chan owner in the first place. Other than that, Robb spent most of his time in the dorm room on the computer, smelled like sewage, drinking piss beer, and peeping on women in the showers. Besides sneaking into the women's showers, he wouldn't leave the dorm room, [[paranoid|scared that 789chan users would find him.]] If that wasn't funny enough, Robb apparently moans the name of his trolls in his sleep, possibly [[wet dream|dreaming]] about taking them back to his cave.

Certain incidents when Robb was in high school told a lot about what kind of [[13 year old boy|teenager]] Robb was. In school, Robb had to be restrained multiple times for acting like a [[spastic]], was targeted for being easily butthurt, wanted to get [[Columbine|revenge]] on his high school bullies, and even punched a couple of girls who made fun of him. Even his high school peers thought that Robb was a [[Retard|special case]]. Robb even wore around a [[Narutard|Naruto headband everywhere in school.]] Even back in high school, Robb was an easily butthurt, Loveshy maggot with temper problems.

When Robb found out the news of his friend's "betrayal," he shit himself again. Just due to the fact that his friend contacted the 789chan owner in concern for Robb's well-being was enough to declare his truest friend an enemy. As a twist of irony, [[pretty cool guy|Robb's friend]] had thanked the site owner for helping him to break ties with Robb's drama-starting and mooching.

== Insanity ==
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|Oh yeah, and guess what? You CAN'T hold me responsible for anything you trigger happy legal wingnuts, I am a sommbulist, changed my name again and can use the rule of insanity against virtually anything. Sommbulists have no free will of their own and are controlled by forces worker within outside their control. Try to explain THAT to a jury.|Robert the legal expert considering "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somnambulism sommbulism]" a get out of jail free card.| No, I am a legitly conciously insane becuase I am an Sommbulist and '''can only control myself when my mind wills it'''. I have finally realized I can't distinguish reality and therefore, you people cannot attack me further legally.|That's more or less how it works for the rest of us|I am not a high drug up. I AM a sommbulist, I am literally immune to the fucking legal justice system that has been corrupted by the internet. I legitly have NO control over my actual thoughts unless I try. Take a fucking psychochology class, dumb-as-shits.|Robert's reaction when it was pointed out his rampart Bath Salts usage probably causes more imsomnia than the trolls|I am still a GENDER QUEER. HOw can you not put that inside of your thick skull. I am bi-sexual too. If I want to fuck men I will, If I want to fuck women I also will.

IF I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMAN. I VERY MUCH DAMN WILL. IF I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A MAN, I WILL ALSO.

SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. YOU NEVER CONVERTED ME, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD THESE TENDENCIES. THEY ARE A PART OF ME.

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A NERDY MAN JUST BECAUSE I HAD FEMININE INTERESTS. YOUR A FUCKING NERD. ALL THE TROLLS ARE FUCKING HACKER WEEN NERD FUCKFACES.||
You think I only transitioned because I was SEXUALLY FRUSTURATED. THATS WHAT I HATE. My pain is bleeding out all over this fucking site but who keeps coming back for more? [[No u|YOU]].

I've had to shed identity after identity, again and again AND FUCKING AGAIN. I just want to live a happy life. Remember Penelope, she could have also but NO. YOU MADE ME PARANOID, AND FUCKED IT UP. I COULD HAVE BEEN MARRIED YOU FUCKING SON OF A BICH.|Woman not immediately repulsed by him? Total marriage material. Sexually frustrated? Not at all!|You just made a widely intolerant statement against several thousands of innocent people with Gender Dysphoria. Care to make any more anti-LGBT nation comments for my article I'm compiling on you and your fellow skinheads. Your ugly mug is going to crown the new ED page, Zyklon|[[Criteria_for_Speedy_Deletion#Criteria_for_speedy_deletion_on_ED|Making a shitty attack page]] 101|A woman kissed me in fucking drag and I've had Les-sex with others in the Transgender community. I am NOT a male perma-virgin and your perception that I cross dress is completely wrong. I am turned on by the personal aestetic and am gender queer, I have both male and female traits. Female sensitivity coupled with a male take no prisoners attitude.

I LIKE IT AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. You on the other hand are so sexually frusturated that you even pick on male's who are more FEMININE than you because you'd never be able to own up to be the misogynist prick you truly are.|For someone who basically swims in pussy, he was in awful hurry to let 789chan know he "almost" lost his virginity when he was close to a woman|I'm a pale shadow of the happy person I once was. There is not a single piece of happiness remaining left in my soul. My youth has passed me by and so has the once naive sense of freedom. Ignorant assholes will just sneer and say "Get over your first world problems, whiney bitch" but you have reduced me to the state of living of an HIV infeceted ethiopoian.||}}
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Apparently quickly running out of things to blame other than himself, Robert claimed he has been getting trolled while sleepwalking - nine days after leaving the internet for the millionth time. Robert claimed the trolls has caused his insomnia, rather than his bath salt usage. Everyone else is responsible but him. However, this didn't stop Robb for asking some cash. Again. Because it had gone so well the previous times he demanded money from his trolls.

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|Please can somebody on here send me money? I spent the amount my parents gave me on something I wasn't supposed to get. I blew all of it out the fucking window. Just send it to the Versallies please? Is the person claiming to be my biggest fan on here? Can you, he/she just please do it, I can't afford a therapist and how the hell am I supposed to get off of my meds now?

Please just send me money soon, my parents want me to move back in with them. They think the whole fucking subculture in Philly has corrupted me. God, please. My father is fucking conservative. If there is seriously someone on this site who wants to help me, they could by sending at least $200.|I FUCKING HATE YOU GAAAAAHHH...have some change, sir?|Fucking Julay! I can now TOTALLY fuck with you guys. Consider this payback for all the things you've done to me. You were going to send money to an empty address and I hope you realize I can bargain with my own fucking FLESH AND BLOOD too, Introman. Guess what, they still care about me and would gladly give me money as fucked up hardcore republicans as they are. That how people like them work.

Kiss my ass and JULAY!|When he finally realized he's not getting any.}}
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And when he finally realized (for a while again) that he isn't getting any, he claimed he had TROLLED the site, leaving everyone mildly amused and receiving no funds. Truly his revenges are the worst.

== Personal Army: Part Deux ==
{{quote|Guess what Zyklon, I just showed the transgender community your lovely fucking video. Let's see how well they take it.|Before you read the picture below, just try to guess from reading the article how it all ended.}}
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[[File:Robb threatening to take down 789chan ED and ADF trolls.png|thumb| Robb on how he's going to use lolcows as his own personal army to not only take down 789chan and ADF trolls, but [[Taking down ED|this ED article]] as well]]

Robbie, unable to process that he's as attractive as herpes, blamed his ban from the tranny board on 789chan, claiming that the tranny board was a 789chan run board and the members of the board were 789chan users. To him, there's a giant 789chan conspiracy on the internet that makes him hated wherever he goes.

He sent more threats towards 789chan users that he was completely [[batshit insane|unpredictable]] from ''sleepwalking'' that [[Lie|he could get away with cutting people in half with a chainsaw.]] He also threatened users with his ''amazing knife skills.''

Then came the threats of not only suing 789chan and ADF [[trolls]] again, but also suing everyone who had anything to do with this article. If that wasn't bad enough, he claims that he's going to use [[Chris Chan]], [[Nick Bate]], [[Friends_of_A-Log#Honorable_Mention:_PaganDeathKnight_-_the_Wannabe_Friend_of_A-Log|Paul David Smith]], [[Anthony Logatto]], [[Anthos|Anthony Bapst]], [[Adf-fuensalida|Ahuviya Rotem Harel]], ADF's girlfriend, and another fat tranny as his own personal more autistic version of the [[Power Rangers]]. [[Sarcasm|Gee, these threats sure worked before . . .]]

== Robb vs. Troll; Feces Everywhere ==
[[image:Robb gollum2.jpg|thumb|Robert's speculated current state.]]
Some surprising information came out when a troll, whom Robb considers to be his greatest enemy, got some information from an anonymous source. According to the source:

*[[no life|Robb hasn't been outside in a week,]] 

* He has gone to a mental hospital 3 times in the past 8 months due to stress from being trolled.

* He lied about being employed.

* Harassed trans event security guards over his belief that trolls were at the event.

* He does full on patdowns to look for cameras or cellphones due to his own paranoia. He even threatened to destroy a person's personal property over it. He even down patdowns to passerbys in the street.

* He was convinced that ADF's own girlfriend was an undercover troll

* He annoyed the Philly police over his paranoia a few times, the cops didn't take him seriously.

* Actually made plans of suing trolls and ED

* Believed that releasing court docs is an arrestable defense.

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Furious over the information leak, Robb contacted the troll and demanded to know the name of the person who "betrayed" him. Unable to get an answer from the troll, Robb blamed him for the reason why he looks like a cheap meth addict instead of placing blame on his bath salt addiction. After threatening to [[Guro|shove glass up the troll's ass and cut off his balls]], he threatened to sue [[The Troll Hunter]] over his video, because he "never raped anyone outside of their consent." Meaning that he believes that if he yells "surprise sex," he could get away with raping perceived trolls, children, and women in caves. Before leaving for the night, Robb made his most hilarious threat to date; He threatened to drop trou in the middle of a street, take a shit in his hand, light it on fire, and throw it at a car that he perceives to be a troll's car. You, the viewer, are forgiven for being reminded of a monkey in the zoo or of an insane bath salt addict.

Then he completely snapped and went onto 789chan's [[IRC]]. He mentioned that he shit all over his apartment floor and even threw feces at the wall in anger, blaming it solely on 789chan. After the 789chan owner threatened to call the cops and tell them about the insane monkey-like man on bathsalts, Robb stated that he cleaned the shit up with Windex and Febreze and threw the bag of shit out of the window. 

Then Robb, being the brilliant man that he is, decided that hitting on his trolls again would solve some of his problems and had the hopes that he could turn them against the site owner. He claimed that he would [[whore]] himself out to anyone and everyone of them, while dressed as Milla,  to get them to stop.

Still trying to convince trolls that he was [[No|an sexpert]] and a [[BDSM]] master, he gave the following stunning book review of [[Fifty Shades of Grey]] as an example of him knowing his way around the bedroom:

{{quote|I'm a mster of fucking foreplay and BDSM i have read the whole FIFTY SHADES OF GREY I CAN DO EXACTLY WHAT ANA DOES IN THE FUCKING BOOK}}

His virginity couldn't have been anymore obvious. Then Robb changed his mind about refusing to fuck the site owner and stated that he would even fuck the site owner to get everything to die down.

== Back to his old tricks ==

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|There is no Robb. There has never fucking been. I am a gender queer and I am a dominating womyn. Anyone who doesn't believe me come to the Nocturne and prepare to be whipped til you cum.|Robb, for the fiftieth time, hitting on his trolls|Tell me who this then? http://archive.heinessen.com/r9k/thread/3921848

This is exactly the imposter I'm talking about. Ask anyone at Transway my alibi. I have not posted ANYTHING on 789chan in a very long time.

I seriously never took fucking bath salts and that's why I'm seriously pissed. Someone on these chan's is trying to get me arrested.|It's a conspiracy!|Your parents deserve a fucking medal for giving birth to a sexual frusturated freak who stalks transexuals and women on the internet. Your just a big fucking CHAUVANIST and TRANS-MISOGYNIST that can't understand any of way of life but far right conservatism.

Introman, go ahead, take my blood but you will NEVER take my freedom to do what I want. You keep coming back for more and one day, after your done sending lolitas to stalk me and pretending to be me on the internet you''ll fucking get yours.|Run out of ideas of how to whine to trolls? Steal lines from Braveheart|And one last thing, Introman, take EVERYTHING off the ED page involving me throwing my own shit and taking bath salts. Like the Chris Chan page, '''every fucking thing on there is true.'''|Robb finally admits it|Can you depraved sick assholes stop bullying me. You just sit there practically VISUILIZING me going to jail and subjected to all kinks of torment? How are you people not locked in a home? You're all Chris Chans but way more bigoted and hateful.

I have to keep my door locked at all times because of the sheer amount of sick fucks that live in this fucking world. Guess what, YOU'LL all end up in jail by being bigots, racists, misogynists and probably shotacon pedophiles too. I may not know what you do on your computers but you fucking know.

And for the record, THERE IS NO TRACE OF BATH SALTS, FECES, METH, MOONSHINE, WEED, COCAINE, HERION OR LSD IN MY APPARTMENT. GO AHEAD CALL THE FUCKING FEDS, I'M CLEAN.||

I'd never help you cure your virginity and neither would anyone else who I work with|Robb admitting to being a whore while on federal diversion.|| }}

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Many trolls assumed for a few months that Robert had changed his ways and was finally living a semi-normal life. As it turns out, Robb couldn't stay away from his best friend, bath salts, for long. In another site that focuses on discussing lolcows, Robb made a thread threatening legal action again, demanding to be called Rika again. He also told a [[Cool Story Bro|riveting tale about how someone stole his tripcode and posted about him getting his act together]]. Remember, Robb's definition of "never happened" is when he is embarrassed by his past behavior or forgets it on a bath salt binge.

He had also believed that the Feds had arrested [[Sean Brackeen]] and shut down [[789chan]]. The reality is that Seanie B [[an hero|nuked]] the site to play more [[Sonic]] and is still living at home with his mother.

What about his friendship with ADF? Well, after ADF moved to Portland, he broke off all contact with Robb. ADF had grown tired of the caves, the [[internet drama]] stirred up by Robb, and the dirty crapped walls. This became painfully obvious to users when Robb never mentioned the [[Falcon Punch|punching incident]] that happened to ADF in a Portland [[anarchist]] cafe that happened due to a heated [[pol/|political]] argument.

Robb, still not learning from past behavior, attempted to blank this article again, using the name of another one of his trolls. He removed the parts of the article that discussed his bath salt usage, his cave adventures, his feces throwing, and his failed attempt at getting his [[retard|sweet, drooling]] Penelope to fuck him. [[Meepsheep]] was quick to summon her [[banhammer]] and used it against the former wraith lord. His blanking can be found [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/TreyPepe here].

=== ED Staff vs. The Wraithlord; Round 2 ===

{{butthurt|Robert Wayne Stiles}}

{{quote|The Furyan Free Womyn Sicuety have taken over this page. Stop what your doing against Lady Selene, this isent right, this isent fair. I can't sleep because of this fucking page. This page is promoting the rapists and murders who have compiled the "Offended" page to stalk me. Do you want that on your fucking Conscience? Murder, unrest and insanity? Thats what these people are promoting. That's what Vladislava Synchebraff (Zyklon) is promoting with theis page. She is also ruining my job and scaring away my customers. I havent been contacted in a MONTH because of them discovering where I work,| Somehow ED and trolls have stopped Robb from getting dick for money.}}

After Robb's new favorite website to go to was MIA, he decided to pay ED another visit. Like a retard who escaped his handler, Robb was confused on what he would do without n0chan. Continuing his long tradition of [[Sarcasm|brilliant trolling]] with [[proxies]], he used [[User:Bosslady|the alias]] of another one of his trolls to vandalize this page where he referred himself as "Queenofthecunt." Robb then went onto the talk page of this article as an attempt to get ED users to feel sorry that he's not getting any dick for bathsalts. No sympathy was given to the monkey whore. Meepsheep, once again, had to use her banhammer against the Wraithlord. The next account was [[User:PleaseStopTorturingMe|PleaseStopTorturingMe]], how [[butthurt|fitting]]! He used this account to delete the recent pictures of him, because even Robb realizes that's he's still an ugly, Gollum-looking tranny. Robb was banned again from ED.

{{quote|but keep in mind YOUR GIVING ME POWER [[Fisting|FIST]].|Robert's guide to [[engrish]]}}

Being the go-getter that he is, [[User:JordanOpalanie|he came back to ED]] to vandalize this article again to give lulz-hungry ED users another helping of his stupidity. When one user quickly reverted Robert's vandalism, Robb went onto the page accusing the user of [[Srsly|giving his trolls free blowjobs]], never crossing his mind that ED staff and users revert any butthurt revisionism. Robb then tried to [[jew]] the ED staff by bribing them with Mommy and Daddy's money and with [[sex]].

{{quote|You are helping a bunch of trolls attacking me by reverting anything that goes into my article. Do you think you deserve troll cred because you are helping a bunch of tryhards who are obsessed with ruining my actual work. Seriously, what do you want from me? Money? Sex? Post your fucking paypal account and I'll give whatever you want as long as you live close to NJ. Just give me free rein to edit my article. Why don't you help someone for once in your life. You fucking can. you know you want to.}}

== Robb, the Monkey Whore ==

{{quote|you shits aren't worth a fucking [[meatspin]].|Robb, even after having his fill of old and diseased dick, refuses anyone who he suspects of being an online troll.}}

{{quote|ALSO HE CANT GET A REAL WOMEN SO HE GETS A MAN TO DRESS UP AS A WOMEN FOR HIM.| Robb, not realizing the irony of his statement}}

[[File:Rika works hard for the money.png|thumb|right|]]

Claiming that trolls ruined any chance he had at photography, turned to [[Crackwhore|prostitution to feed his bath salt habit]]. He announced to the board about his recent prostitution and whined about how trolls "made him out to be a motherfucking crack whore." When asked about how much he charged for a [[blowjob]] and [[buttsecks]], he told them that they "weren't worth a meatspin" and that his fellow whores wouldn't service any trolls either. Robb didn't realize that by definition that [[truth|prostitutes accepted dick from anything waving money in their faces.]] The paranoid remarks came afterward over his believe that trolls and their "butch lesbian friends" would rape his already diseased ass in their car. Still not seeing the irony of his statements, accused Crissy Moran of being a prostitute and trolls of being her sex slaves. So far, Robb's virginity status is debatable. If he didn't already lose it to [[shotacon|little boys]] in a cave or Penelope, he lost it in the back of an old man's car.

Not even an hour passed when Robb read the recent ED updates about his whoring activities and began his infamous internet tough guy threats:

{{quote|I AM LITERALLY SMASHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?! STOP LISTING ME AS A WHORE. THOSE WERE PRIVATE EXCHANGES OF MONEY, I'M NOT AN OFFICIAL WHORE FUCKING STOP THIS. I ONLY DO IT ON NIGHTS WHEN I NEED TO AFFORD MY GODDAMN ESCAPE FROM THIS PAIN.

TREY, NOW THAT YOU PUT THIS ON ED. I WILL NOT HESITATE OR HOLD BACK FROM HURTING YOU. AT LEAST AS MUCH AS YOU HURT ME. I'M CRYING AGAIN BUT THE PAIN DOESNT LET UP. I WANT YOU TO FEEL IT. YOU WILL. YOU FUCKING WILL}}

[[File:Rika homeless.png|thumb|right|Two people who were once Robb's two friends who would help them defeat the trolls, now could care less if he was homeless]]

Robb, still paranoid that trolls are going to [[Do Not Want|videotape themselves fucking him]], announced that he was going to pat down every single customer he has for secret cameras. It was later confirmed that Robb was kicked out of his apartment and blamed his recent homelessness on trolls. Revealing more of why he was kicked out, he revealed that he "acted up" and harassed one of his innocent neighbors whom he thought was an internet troll. That and the news reaching the landlady about Robb's shit-flinging sealed his fate. However, he still had his phone with internet, so all was not lost.

{{quote|You are NOT putting anything remotely related to where I work on there or anyone I'm involved with. Half of the reason I acted up at my appartment was because I was pretty sure that somebody had rented a room just to spy on me. Half the time when I fucking left there'd be some guy standing at the foot of the stairs and when he saw me that little shit would scurry down the stairs.}}

Then came good news for Robb, a [[leftard|anti-fa]] poster claimed that one of his trolls was a woman involved in a [[gore]] film involving two [[Muslims]] getting beheaded by [[Neo-Nazi|Neonazis]] in [[Russia]]. Despite the fact that the blurry image of the woman in the video could've been any woman in Russia or anywhere else, Robb was so certain that the woman was actually one of his trolls, even accusing his other trolls of being advocates for murders for laughing at his claims.

{{quote|Never thought I'd say this but your down right lower than me. Your the nazi equivalent of a Weeaboo fan girl, Vladislava. Swooning over men 75 years dead, wishing they'd stick their bratwurst who knows where and dressing up with your fellow cosplayers but instead of just sperging at a Comic con, you fucking cut the heads off evil "lower class" muslims.|Robb feigning sympathy for Muslims and thinking about his trolls getting fucked}}

Reveling in his newfound "power," announced that he was going to expose the supposed crimes of his troll to [[Wikileaks]].

== NATALAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ==

{{quote|[[Oxymoron|i am the most intelligent whore out there]]}}

[[File:Robb proud to be an aspie.png|thumb|Yes, Robb's proud to be a shit-flinging [[aspie]], because in his mind, [[Wat|that makes him smarter than the average person]]]]

It was recently discovered that Robb decided to change his name to Natalie Mercedes Langley. He then used his new prostitute name to advertise his services on FetLife with the screenname [https://fetlife.com/users/1986257 MaggotsInHerCunt]. Trolls took numerous screencaps of the page. It was too late for damage control when Robb found out about the recent update.

Robb quickly got into the site's [[IRC]] and tried to intimidate his arch-nemesis by claiming that he was punching a wall until his knuckles bleed and pretending that the wall was his arch-nemesis. He even tasted the blood on his own knuckles, claiming the he was pretending the blood was that of his arch-nemesis, and made the claim that he wanted to fuck his [[vampire]] friend, a member of the Wolverines. 

Robb then moved back in with his parents in South Jersey, where he has to abide by a strict curfew and cannot whore himself out to anybody. His parents, like everyone else, believe that their only son is insane, locked him in his room and even threatened to put him in a psych ward again or a group home. Instead of proving his parents wrong, he continued to scream at his computer, even to the point his elderly father blocked fetlife and threatened to cut down his internet. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hq8i88V9U Seems all too familiar.] 

Angry that his parents locked him in his own room for the night and that trolls continued to laugh at him, he decided that throwing his shit around again would solve everything. [[TMI|Going into a lot of detail]], he told trolls how he was going to [[Coprophagia|shove the shit back in his ass after he sucked on it, pretending it's one of his trolls.]] Robb then spent the rest of the night flinging his own shit all over his old room and out of the window. Once resembling the room of a nerdy fourteen year old, now resembled an [[autistic]] two year old's room. The next morning, Robb showed his parents the dirty crapped room, which they had to clean up.

{{quote|Also how DARE yourefer to me as Autistic. My parents and therapist only THINK thats whats wrong with me, and to anyone else who wants to "lable" me, FUCK OFF AND DIE. I am what I fucking am and I refused to be labled such an insulting and hateful title as autistic.|Despite flinging shit again, Robb won't accept that he's a sperg}}

[[File:Robb emo cutter.png|thumb|[[Cutter|Robb threatening to slit troll's wrist like he does his own]]]]

Then came the moment Robb was dreading. One of his friends leaked his aliases and screencaps of their conversation. Robb, seeing that one of the screencaps contained him taking pictures of his slit wrists, wrote this:

{{quote|Guess what, you are NOT getting any satisfaction from you torturing me. To me, Introman made the first cut on my arm, and the first cut is the DEEPEST. But enough, I am hardly an emo bitch, listen up. I am leaving my parent's house tonight and if Introman kindly gives me his address I will be over there in seconds flat and we can finish this. Otherwise, Im heading for the boarder and you will NEVER derive amusement from me AGAIN.

Either way, tata you sick insecure bitches.}}

== Spreading [[Herpes]] ==

{{quote|You don't even understand, this is my victory against the male race that has wronged me. You could even call it pleasure at sucking their blood. I have the herps[sic] now and everyman[sic] whose dick i suck will now get it. I'm fucking laughing becuase[sic] I know you had friends who'd pay for me. Philly Writer and the Alabama man were obvious trolls and they were actually going to pay money to get themselves sick because they and yourself are sexust[sic] pigs. Introman if you were any of my clients, don't freak out about any sores forming around you bulge their completely normal bitch. [[;)]] }}

[[File:Robb incest.jpg|thumb|What makes this picture so eerie is that those words were likely spoken to Robert's mom]] 

[[360 Kid|For Robb, the greatest thing is not intentionally spreading herpes to his customers, it's telling everyone that he did.]] Despite threatening ED users with a fake cease-and-desist letter, he admitted to a more serious crime. Though this kind of thing is normal for him. Robb later came back and told everyone that he "doesn't have herpes anymore," because his mother [[Incest|helped him apply the herpes cream on his hard dick]]. Medicine can hide the symptoms, but Robb's got herpes for life. He later admitted that he [[fapped]] after his mom helped him rub his hard dick and admitted his mother's hand felt good. He also believes that [[lie|if he doesn't admit to his mother his desires to her, that it's not incest]]   

{{quote|I DO NOT HAVE A BARBARA AND CHRIS CHAN RELATIONSHIP. I READ ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT. YOU DONT GIVE ME ENOUGH CREDIT. I HAVE READ THAT FUCKING CWCKIPEDIA FRONT TO BACK| He's right about one thing, Barbara Chandler never touched her son's dick}}

Then Robb went onto /cow/'s IRC board, which is nothing unusual. However, he attempted to convince the people there that he was an epic troll boss with a cabal of trolls at his beck and call. After trolls told him that his sweet Penelope was [[pregnant]], Robb attempted to back pedal (use "insane troll logic" as Robb had claimed) and lie his way out of the situation by claiming that Penelope never existed.

After Robb couldn't handle all of the stress, he completely snapped. He threatened to become an hero, again not completely unusual when it comes to Robb. He quickly added that he was going to leave a puddle of blood in his room with a note with one of what he believed to be the address of one of his trolls. Robb believed that if he did this, the cyber police would instantly come looking for his trolls, instead of try looking for him to put him in the psych ward as what cops would usually do in that type of situation. 

[[Retard|Then he claimed that he would also take a child hostage at knife point and kill them to have the cyber police take trolls into custody.]] You can see the intelligence we're dealing with here.

{{quote|I AM GOINNG[sic] TO FIND A SUGAR DADDY WHO WILL PROTECT ME FROM YOU MONSTERS. I AM GOING TO BECOME CHRISSY MORAN. I AM GOING TO BE EXACTLY LIKE HER. FREELOAD OFF OF EVERYONE. BUT USE THEM TO DESTROY MY ENEMIES BECAUSE I'M AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL.}}

== Robb's Brown Shitty Bed ==

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|I AM NOT (Chris Chan). GODDAMN IT. I AM NOT, HE POSTED VIDEOS. HE PUT UP RETARDED VIDEOS|Robb feeling superior to Chris - again.|
[[The Beatles|THE BEATLES]] ARE BETTER THAN ANY SHIT YOU LISTEN TO JENGATUPE. THEY ARE ROCK N ROLL GODS. YOU DON'T FUCKING RESPECT THE CLASSICS. I ACTUALLY LISTEN TO LENNON AND THE CRANBERRIES. I IMAGINE WHAT THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT RELIGION WAR OR ANY OF THAT SHIT. THAT SONG HELPED ME GET THROUGH A LOT OF YOUR SHIT. I IMAGINED YOU SCUM WERENT AROUND. YOU ONLY HATE LENNON BECAUSE HE WAS RICHER THAN YOU AND FUCKING KNEW MORE THAN YOU EVER WOULD. THE BEATLES WERE GREAT, YOUR A FATTY SHIT AND THERE FAMOUS! HE DIED WITH HIS FREEDOM JUST LIKE I WILL, I WILL DIE COMPLETELY FREE. [[Jesus|I AM GOING TO DIE FOR EVERYONE ELSES SINS]]|Words of wisdom from the great guru, Mr. Brown Bed, after he purchased a Beatles CD from [[Walmart]]|Once again, it's pure jealousy. Hundreds of people have compared me to celebrities that are not limited to Portman, jovovich and [[Twilight|Kistren Stewart]]. The only place on the internet where I get trashed for my appearance is here. GEE HOW FUCKING STRANGE? A bunch of people who hide behind their computers and comment on MY FACE.|Protip; the internet is more honest| YES YOU WOULD, I'M IN BETTER SHAPE THEM HIM, I SLIMMER, MORE CURVED, MY LADYSTICK IS A VAGINA, MY ANUS IS TIGHT JUST LIKE A WOMYNS SHOULD BE||
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With Robb's birthday quickly approaching, Robb made sure to spend every single day tardraging on IRC, trying to deny the existence of Penelope after bragging about giving her the dick and comparing himself with the Beatles. He also tried to get other trolls to go after his [[irl]] sworn enemy again. When that didn't work, he threatened to browse the streets to kill his irl sworn enemy and his online enemy too. He threatened run way from his parent's house and [[rape]] his sworn [[OL]] enemy at gunpoint, stealing his father's pistol. 

When it was revealed to him that the person who ran the chan was a better looking tranny, Robb proved how jealous he could really be by attempting to dox the person's boyfriend and threatening to never come back unless the other person doesn't come back on. 

Robb also started hinting that his own father was believing that his son "worshiped the internet" and rightfully believed that his son's online habits were unhealthy. His father even believed that one of his trolls was a john from fetlife. In return, Robb was convinced that trolls were [[wat|"whispering sweet nothings" into his father's ear about him.]]

After his parent's have caught wind of some of his crazy antics on his birthday, they locked him into his room. He responded by "leaving them a [[crap|gift]]" in his room while typing.

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|WELL I AM LEAVING A FUCKING GIFT IN THIS ROOM, SHE IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF YOUR DOING INTROMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT IM DOING. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU DID THIS! YOU FUCKING DID THIS, IM GOING TO HAVE LOTSA FUN TONIGHT. THIS FIRST ONE GOES OUT TO INTROMAN, YOU FUCKING MADE ME DO THIS. THEY ARE GOING TO ASK ME WHY I DID THIS, IT WAS THE PHONE CALL. IT JUST CAME OUT LIKE A FIRE CRACKER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY INTROMAN. FUCK YOU||WHO MADE ME DO IT HUH?! I DID IT TO PROVE A FUCKING POINT SINCE INTROMAN GOT ME LOCKED UP WITH HIS PHONE CALL MAKE MY MOM PARANOID. NOW IM STILL FUCKING LOCKED UP IN HERE AND I'M STARVING, AND NEXT FUCKING TIME THEY OPEN THE DOOR I'M RUNNING FOR THE POLICE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

YOU HAVE RUINED MY BIRTHDAY, MY PARENTS DIDENT GET ME ANYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU AND THEY ARE GETTING HELL. THEY WILL LITERALLY PAY FOR WHAT INTROMAN DID TO ME.||WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TOO MYSELF?|We all wonder the same thing, Robb|
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Frustrated at his parents, Robb threatened to burn his house down. Not being able to stand the smell of his own room, he escaped his room by throwing his brown bed out of the window and jumping out of it. Then he went to a shed by his house and recorded himself on [http://videobam.com/cWqVw vocaroo]. Then he admitted that he raped Penelope, but attempted to backpedal by claiming that Penelope was just a [[waifu]].

The next day, Robb attempted to apologize by saying that he lost control due to his rage and that everyone should forget the rape statements he made. Robb continued to talk about his Oedipus Complex to IRC users. Revealing more about his insane Oedipus desires, he also implied that he wants to get rid of his own father. Why you may ask? Well, according to Robert, his own father [[Maury|doesn't believe that Robert is his own son]], calls Robert a queer whenever he could, and acts like a typical [[Irish]]-[[American]] dad. We salute you, Wayne Stiles!

After arguing with [[Friends_of_A-Log|PaganDeathKnight,]] Robb told the other lolcow and trolls that he, along with his lackey Zammyslave were the ones who trolled PDK under the name Michael "Moochie" Manna. When trolls asked Robert for proof that he was Moochie, Robert told them that he was going to hoard the content for himself. Not only that, but Robert claimed himself to an epic troll for copying exactly what Chris Chan trolls had done in the past. It remains a mystery if Robb was actually Moochie or not. If he was, it seems like a pretty retarded move to try to include the lolcow he trollshielded in the lolsuit a year ago.

[http://videobam.com/pBDHl One night, Robb and other IRC users imitated each other on vocaroo]. The next night, Rika went back onto IRC pretending to be a member of the Wraith and whined to trolls over his high school days

== Robb the [[Pedophile]] ==	
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!<div class="blink" style="color:red;"><big><big><big><big><big>Watch<br /><br />

out!</big></big></big></big></big></div>

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|'''This faggot [[Pedophile|has child porn on his computer and/or knows where to find it]].'''<br /><small>You can help by contacting [[The Man|Federal Authorities]].</small>
	
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|what if i do put up child porn under intromans name|Robb implying that he has cp on his computer and/or knows where to find it|I HAVE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE POLICE SAYING THAT 888CHAN IS A KIDDIE PORN SITE.|Robb lying to the cops|I DESTROYED MY FUCKING LEGS GOING THERE. I TRIPPED AND SMASHED MY FACE ON THE FUCKING PAVEMENT|Robb on how he walked three miles to the police station|
	
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Angry that trolls posted up [[Robert Wayne Stiles/"Original Story"|his story on ED]], Robb resorted to [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|going to the police again]] with the Facebook pages of a couple of trolls in order to get his revenge. However, Robb knowing that the police don't care about online trolls, lied to the police about [[888chan]] containing [[child porn]].

When IRC users pointed out that he committed a crime by lying to the police, Robb responded that he would put child porn on the site to get the site shut down. Meaning that [[MadThad0890|he has child porn on his computer and/or he knows where to find it.]] When users pointed out that he would be the one expecting a date with [[Chris Hansen]] and the [[Partyvan]], Robb ranted and raved about how children are ugly and DDOSed the IRC in anger, not helping his case at all.

Unsurprisingly, the cops did show up at his door, but it was to scold Robb for making a false report. Smug that trolls predictions of him picking up another charge for it were untrue, Robb told trolls how he [[Fuck The Police|flipped off the cops behind their backs,]] and pretended that they were Introman. He even revealed that the Wraith did use a similar technique of posting child porn on someone else's Myspace profile.

Robbie even revealed that he fantasies about his fictional teenage character, Janis, and even draws her naked. He even retconned her age to 18 to combat pedophilia rumors. Shortly after denying that she is underage to trolls, Robb later admitted her age. 

{{quote|Its me pwning that bitch and fucking her and i don't care. No, she only wanted to fuck me if i could beat her in a strength contest. We're both womyn. This was a comic of me and janis so shut up. I am in the story so its fucking cannon. I have already told you that i am the only womyn who can withstand janises killer pussy that spits acid and has mutilated thousands of mens and i am the only survivor just because she willed it|}}

== Robb vs. [[Red Minus]] and Asians==

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|i just think that chick looks like janis, i'd love to see her in real life. thats the only reason i'd want to see her irl. trey, i want to meet this women, what if by chances shes also a lesbian|Before the big reveal| bleh nobody told me she was fucking asien. Shes asien and shes doesnt even look remotely like i magined her. just like some people don't fuck black people, i don't fuck asians after clare. i am SICK of them. well now i'm turned off|After the big reveal|why the hell does he want revenge. I WAS CRITIZING HIM. THATS IT. DO I NEED TO THREATEN HIM? I WILL SERIOUSLY TROLL HIM HARDER. make him come on here and i'll give him the deathride of his fucking life. make him come here, and i'll make him fucking cry in a fucking chatroom.| Robb threatening to do to Redminus what trolls have been doing to him for over a year| I AM LITERALLY GOING MAD. HE IS TROLLSHIELDING DON;T YOU CARE? YES HE IS, HE'S GETTING FUCKING REVENGE. HOW IS THAT NOT TROLLSHIELDING?|| ANYONE WHO EDITS MY PAGE IS GETTING THE BACON MAN PLASTERED ON THEIR PAGE|[[Do it faggot]]|

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Robb's love for his fictional character Janis led to him to fantasizing about the fictional female character in Red Minus' videos, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfUJkYqMOU Caxx]. Robb imagined that the voice actress animu character was a beautiful, white hipster that he could stick his "ladystick" into. Anyone with the slightest idea of how voice actors are could've told him that voice actors almost never look like their characters. Robb, however, was determined to see what she looked like and got his arch-nemesis to do it, in exchange for one of his chapters. 

As it turns out, Robbay instantly lost his boner when his beautiful, white, [[hipster]] [[waifu]] turned out to be an [[Meh|average looking]] part-[[Azn]]. Robb was extremely butthurt over his lost boner. After it turned out that Red Minus didn't look like his character either and was married to an Asian, Robb decided then that he had to get revenge on Red Minus on the notion that Red Minus was "ruining pop culture and the internet." Robb then used the [[ED|same website]] that he fought against before over his own article to make one on Red Minus. 

[[File:BarbieKen.gif|thumb|Robbay having fun with his Barbie dolls]]

Then Robb came back to IRC again to try to convince IRC users that he has a "womyn" for the thousandth time by claiming that he has [[BDSM]] sex with [[Barbie]] dolls. Note that this isn't the first time Robbay has shared his love for Barbies either. [[Cool Story Bro|After making the claim that he has Multiple Personality Disorder and doesn't remember making certain posts]], he tried to get information out of his trolls over a possible cartoon he's convinced that Red Minus would make of him. When trolls laughed at him, he threatened to [[Internet Tough Guys|send Red Minus a bomb through the mail and hire an assassion]] through [[TOR]] to go after one of his trolls, after he threatened to get a warrant to get Red Minus arrested. One could guess that Robert went looking for bargain assassins through TOR after he finished jerking off to cp. 

{{quote|i have contacts, i've been on deep internet now and I've been looking at assassins}}

Robb gotten into another edit war with another user and was banned for a couple of days. When Robb found out he cried and screamed over the ban.

{{quote|THEY BANNED ME I'M LITERALLY CRYING. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I'M FUCKING ANGRY. I'M SCREAMING. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. IM FUCKING SCREAMING. LEAVE MY ARTICLE ALONE. \I WORKED FUCKING HARD ON IT|If he is that anally distaught over a 2 day ban, imagine how bad his room is going to smell after he flings poo over a permanent ban.}}

== Bioshocked Robb ==

{{quote|elizabeth is hot as fuck. she wouldn't say no to me irl because she would like my personality. she is the only female i fucking need in my life| Reality never was Robb's strong point}}

After Robb had forfeited his plans towards Redminus. He stolen his parent's credit card in order to get the game [[Bioshock Infinite]]. It was then that Robb found his new waifu; Elizabeth. What attracted Robb to this character was her [[tits|cleavage]], her supposed similarities to his imaginary character Janis, and her ability to grant the main character with [[bath salts|salts]] whenever he wanted. Pretty much Robb's idea of the perfect woman.

Poor Robb even became upset that people began linking him to Elizabeth Rule 34, because he did not want anyone else to see his waifu naked. Robb even planned on writing a story in which he [[babyfuck|kidnaps Elizabeth as a baby]]. [[Lie|However, he's not a pedo, because he's going to wait until Elizabeth is grown in the story to take down to the cave]]. He even stolen his own parent's credit card to pay for [[plastic crap|an Elizabeth figurine]]. Like with most of Robb's obsessions, this one was bound to crash and burn.

{{quote|NONE OF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH TO DRINK YOUR OWN PISS. BUT WHEN I LEARNED ELIZABETH  WAS A DECOY I GRBABBED MY OWN PISS AND DRANK IT}}

[[File:Robb Stiles react to Bioshock Elizabeth.png|thumb|]]

Robb took longer than most gamers to beat Bioshock Infinite and was sore about the Bioshock ending where Elizabeth drowned Booker. In fact, Robb was so angry that he drunk his own [[piss]], while he gave himself a golden shower. To Robb, Elizabeth then was just a way to brainwash horny, [[basement dwellers]] like himself to buy their shit and to become Christians. He even believed that [[batshit insane|the Elizabeth action figure was possessed.]] He also claimed that he "shattered the illusion" of the game, never realizing that it took him playing the whole game to realize that the game was pandering to losers like himself. Like what happened with Redminus and Caxx, Robb swore revenge on the creator of Bioshock Infinite for petty reasons.

== Robbman Bates ==

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I feel like I've been seriously fucking violated. I feel like you stuck yyour fucking finger IN ME.

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. I AM IN SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN. YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW MUCH I AM IN PAIN. I'VE BEEN VIOLATED. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE VIOLATED ME. YOU REALLY FUCKING DON'T||MY FUCKING EYES ARE GOING TO FALL OUT OF MY SKULL. THAT BOTHERS ME SO FUCKING MUCH. THAT MAKES ME FEEL VIOLATED. I FEEL LIKE I GOT FUCKING FINGERED BY HIM.||I'M TELLING MY PARENTS. THEY WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M SCREAMING AND CRYING BEHIND A LOCKERED DOOR. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR THROAT AND TURN IT INSIDE OUT. DID YOU TAKE ANYMORE FUCKING PICTURES?|After whining like a child, Robb resorts to the typical death threats|}}

[[File:Robb at public event.jpg|thumb|60px|The picture that launched a thousand tardrages from Robb]]

Robb wasn't done being a angry chimp yet. Exiting out of the "Waifu Saga," he entered into what can be described as the "Mommy Saga." It all started when a blurry picture of Robb wearing a [[fedora]] at a public event surfaced on Robb's favorite site to go to.

Robb accused the troll of "raping" him, because he felt "so violated" by the picture. He told everyone about how he had been screaming on the top of his lungs, because of the picture. And even threatened to go to the cops again over being photographed at a public event and threatened to tell his parents like a 5 year old and resorted to using death threats against the trolls again. He told them about how he can't leave his room, because of the picture. However, Robb has been a permanent ugly fixture in his room since he moved back with his parents house.

He also tried to get trolls to post the pictures in front of "his mother" and that he claimed that showed her the picture that was posted. After tardraging when trolls mentioned his child porn collection, Robb came back pretending to be his own mother. What gave him away was his spelling, his grammar, and the way he ignored what trolls were telling him. He told trolls about how he threw himself on the floor and was throwing a tantrum. He even mentioned about his involuntary defecation syndrome and about how he gave himself swirlies.

== A gallery of mad ==
{{cg|'''Robb is mad!'''|rikagallery|center|<gallery>
File:Rika master troll.png|Master troll Robert, gentlemen
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image:Rika_rape_fantasies.png|Robb's sexual frustration becomes obvious as one reads his threats
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File:Robb on ED and 789.png|Robb only likes ED when they are in an [[internet sissy fight]] with another one of his enemies, otherwise he goes back to hating this site
File:Robb fetlife 0.jpg|His [[Fetish|fetlife]] page. ''Princess by day, [[slut]] by night''
File:Robb fetlife 1.jpg|Robb using fetlife to whore himself out
File:Robb fetlife.jpg|[[Fetishes]] include [[ohbutyouwillpet|abduction, blindfolds, chains, "chloro form," play rape, and making home videos.]]
File:Robb typical date on fetlife.png|Even on fetlife, Robb doesn't have much luck in the dating field
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File:Rika Milla fapping 0.png| Unable to get the love of a retired pornstar, Robb goes after the love of another unattainable woman, Milla Jovovich
File:Rika Milla fapping.png| Robert on how he wasn't able to fap to Milla Jovovich in a movie
File:Robb's Milla Obsession.png| Robb's thoughts on Resident Evil 4
File:Robb's Milla Obsession 0.png| Run, Milla, run!
File:Rika Jordman drama.png|"Tranny in distress? White knight away!"
File:Rika twitter.png|Robert like all immature fucktards with anger issues, is also a fan of [[Limp Bizkit]].
File:Robbay mad at Jordman.png| Robb trollshielding [[shit noone cares about|someone that nobody cares about]]
File:Robbay and ADF trollshielding.png| Robb and ADF feeling falsely superior to Chris Chan's Mom.
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Image:Eyebrows_scared.png|At this point not even [[Friends_of_A-Log#Honorable_Mention:_PaganDeathKnight_-_the_Wannabe_Friend_of_A-Log|other lolcows]] want to associate with him.
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Image:Robb afraid of IRC.png| Robb trying to rationalize his fear of going into IRC.
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File:Robb facebook pm.png| Rika trying to convince someone that he isn't a bath salts, poo-flinging whore that spends most of his days yelling at trolls.	
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{{cg|'''Robert Wayne Stiles: a photographic study of ugliness'''|rikagallery2|center|<gallery>
File:Robert Wayne Stiles (4).jpg|That vacant brain-dead stare.
Image:Rika_65.jpeg
File:Robb Cher wig.jpg| Robb today
File:Rika 22.jpeg|Babby's first makeup
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File:Robb leopard dress.jpg|''I choke leopard like this. He die, I make dress''
File:Robb katana.jpg|Tranny lolcow by day, sword-wielding whore by night
File:Robb Wilma Flintstone.jpg|Wilma Flintstone really let herself go
File:Robb bath salts wig.jpg|Natalie Portman, my ass
File:ADF nudes.jpg| While ADF is having nudes of himself taken by his girlfriend, Robb can be spotted in the background checking 789chan
File:Robb clown makeup.jpg
File:Rika shitting Obama art.jpg|Robb's shitty [[Obama]] art.
File:Robbs amazing art skillz.jpg|Robb, the closet [[furfag]].
File:Wraith Laguna Beach comic.jpg
File:Young Rika.jpg|Young Robb, so full of [[Dental Plan|promise]]
File:Robb did 9 11.jpg|Two [[9/11|future tragedies]], one picture
File:16 year old Rika.jpg| ''he doesn't like many girls, i can tell you that. he even punched one out at high school'' Robb as a [[13-year-old boy|16 year old]]
Image:Rika 07.jpeg|Robert with his [[butt buddy]] ADF.
Image:Rika_60.jpeg|"[[Ickeriss69|FUCK OFF DICK]]!"
File:Rika drawing by ADF.jpg|How ADF drew Robb.
File:Robert Wayne Stiles.jpg|There is nothing more [[autistic|badass]] than posing with a Dollar store toy gun near an overflowed trashcan. 
File:Rika statue BJ.jpg|Robb, about to suck off a statue of [[Negi Springfield]]
File:Rika_gollum_with_sword.jpg|Robb failing at [[stripping]] for a fat ugly goth to feed his bath salt addiction. 
File:Robb in car with black guy.jpg
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File:Rika tranny asian love.jpg
File:Rika tranny asian love 0.jpg
File:Robb before photoshop.jpg|Before [[photoshop]]
Image:Rika_01.jpeg|After photoshop
File:Robbay suit.jpg
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File:Robb at rest.jpg
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Image:Rika_17.jpeg|''You're fucking cocky. I have talents that most of you basement dwellers either can't afford or get up out of your chairs and do. I've learned kinds of knive wielding from a friend that can take down a gorilla.'' Clearly Robb is great with knives.
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</gallery>}}

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== Robbisms ==

{{quote|I really fucking hate you. You think you can turn my life into a bunch of fake termanology just to mock my pain. I am honestly reaching out to help from anyone and you just knock my dyslexia, my gender identity and the way I act in desperation as I FUCKING HONESTLY try to save my life.|Robb's opinion of this list}}

'''Asexual''': An adjective Robb uses to describe himself when men and women ignore him for more intellectual company.

'''Beta (male)''': Anything that Robb both disagrees with and finds harmless.

'''Cave''': A mysterious natural structure that Robb uses to commit child molestation and/or sexual battery.

'''Cultured Individual''': Someone who partakes in the same activities Robb does. This involves watching Stargate, listening to Insane Clown Posse, playing Skyrim, and barely reading what is online.

[[File:Robb Dickvern.jpg|thumb|Robb's Dickvern]]

'''Dickvern''': Robert's own [[Sonichu]] that is half-penis, half Wolverine.

'''Dick Roll''': Dick move

'''Dominatrix''': A type of individual that Robb likes to pretend, despite being physically weak and psychologically gullible.

'''Feces''': A primitive projectile weapon that Robb uses when he is in distress.

'''Heterosexual''': Robb's definition of his current sexual orientation. Changes on a weekly basis.

'''Illegal''': Anything that Robb both disagrees with and finds harmful. 

'''Insane Troll Logic''': A logic Robb invented to qualify his illogical demands. 

'''Introman''': The catalyst of anything unfortunate that happens within Robb’s life within the last couple of years.

'''JULAY''': Victory cry.

'''Ladystick''': A transsexual man’s penis

'''Living on (his) own''': Formerly used to describe himself living in a apartment funded by his parents. Is now used to describe himself hiding in the shed behind his parent's house.

'''Master of Disguise''': An individual who dresses differently in a harebrained attempt to outsmart enemies. This term is offensive to Robb

'''Meds''': Hard drugs.

'''Men''': Individuals that Robb has some kind of vengeful fixation on. According to Robb, men are only good for currency and spreading herpes genitalis to.

'''Monkey Whore''': A chimp-like prostitute who refers to use feces as their weapon of choice. This term is offensive to Robb.

'''Never happened''': Describes an event that either embarrasses Robb or could give him some legal trouble. This is also known as the common defense mechanism of denial.

'''Obliverate''': A synonym for destroy.

'''Queer''':

1. Anything kind, sympathetic, or compassionate.

2. see Beta

'''Rainbow Family''': Rika, ADF, Jordman (Thomas "Jordan Gwendolyn" Davis, a tranny who loves to creep in women's bathrooms), etc. They're like a pack of Skittles. 

'''Real Job''': Prostitution

'''Selfish''': A characteristic of someone who ignores Robb entirely, does not share Robb’s views, or teases him on the internet. Not to be confused with the actual definition of selfish, which describes Robb perfectly.

'''Skittle''': Member of the Rainbow Family. 

'''Spoons''': Heroin 

'''Trollshielder''': An individual that teases Robb either online or in real life.

'''Women''': Individuals that Robb longs to have sexual interactions with. Due to women not sharing the same beta male interests (see: cultured) nor giving Robb the time of day, Robb considers them selfish (see above).

'''Womyn''': A transsexual man and what Robb uses to describe himself. They are also individuals that Robb considers “superhuman,” despite the obvious contrary. It is also an individual like Robb that feigns knowledge of both the male and female gender, while not understanding their own gender.

== Musical Robb ==

[[File:Robb_original_content.png|thumb|]]

We'll seen Robb being unintentionally funny. Well, when he tries to be funny, he's unsurprisingly unfunny. This is especially true when he tries to write parody songs. Take this fine example of lyrical genius:

He lumbers around in skirts and plaid shirts.

HE’S JORDMAN!

He looks like dirt and is always butthurt.

HE’S JORDMAN!

He is physically unfit and smells like SHIT!

HE’S JORDMAN!

He doesn’t look like a lady, and cries like a baby!

HE’S JORDMAN!

If you see this walking turd, be sure to flip him the bird!

HE’S JORDMAN!

He always lies, and he is surrounded by flies

HE’S JORDMAN!

He doesn’t wear underwear, Not even a thong!

HE’S JORDMAN!

He will probably cut his wrist when he hears this song!

HE’S JORDMAN!

*Train noises*

Here comes Thomas the Tranny Engine, The fat yellow train that couldn’t!

*Crashing noises with train noises*

I think he just fucking derailed!

==Erobica==

{{Quote|i have loose stools from being a slut and I dont care. I SUCKED OFF HOT MEN, NOT UGLY FAT BASEMENT DWELLERS LIKE YOU. I BET I HAVE HAD MORE DICK THAN ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS YOU HAVENT HAD A HOT MAN CUM IN YOUR ANUS| Robb believing that everyone is jealous of him getting fucked by "HOT" old men.}}

In late March 2013, Robb shared horrific details about his sexcapades in IRC in the hopes of making the trolls leave in revulsion.

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| style= "text-align:center;" | '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-SECTION2 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">Cannot be unseen</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">What has been seen</span></span>]</span>'''
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<Natalie>      he was 74 but looked 65

<Natalie>      and he told me for 50 he'd go anal

<Natalie>      and my ass pleasured his most delicious manly cock that stretched 5 
inches

<Natalie>      into my anal canal

<Natalie>      he was really strong for a grimy old fucker

<Natalie>      and his beard tickled my lady stick

<Natalie>      and it felt good too

<Natalie>      infact it helped me ejaculate

<Natalie>      my sucky was just as powerful as his

<Natalie>      and i pressed my hands against his chest as he breathed ever so heavily

<Natalie>      i thought he'd have a heart attack but i kept on pushing

<Natalie>      i licked  his neck to finish it off

<Natalie>      i said i was part vampire just to fuck with joseph

<Natalie>      and i plinged my teeth into his flesh leaving a ripe hicky

<Natalie>      i hope you enjoyed that you introman, theres plenty more

<Natalie>      WAIT

<Natalie>      I THINK YOU FUCKING WANT TO HEAR MORE

<Natalie>      THATS WHAT YOU WANT

<Natalie>      THIS IS GOING ON ED

Having not learned from his previous slipup, Robb later described an encounter he'd had at his apartment in Philly.

<Natalie>     you are never hearing anything about that night

<Natalie>     half of them don't remember anything

<Natalie>     since i roofied them

<Natalie>     they crawled over me like flies on honey

<Natalie>     julia heaved her heaping flesh onto my sexy body

<Natalie>     she told me she was wasted out of her mind and she wanted to get funky

<Natalie>     i started by lifting up her dress and feeling around until she told 
me to let her do the same

<Natalie>     she pounced on me like a fucking tigress

<Natalie>     snarling and taring at my flesh

<Natalie>     i let her dominate me for one go round

<Natalie>     i was in her captivity

<Natalie>     but i did not have stockholm

<Natalie>     i knew i would commit a revolution and have her flat out

<Natalie>     she took me and spank my bottom and giggled

<Natalie>     she flipped my hair mounted me and got behind

<Natalie>     and squeezed the juice of pure sex right out of my tight buttocks

<Natalie>     i licked her face and allured her into laying down her defences

<Natalie>     and pounced, i got her on her back and fired a piston of pure 
feminine love into her mouth

<Natalie>     she licked it, and began mosaging my tits

<Natalie>     i felt her neck

<Natalie>     i breathed harder

<Natalie>     i dug my finger nails into her flesh and told her "your empire has grumbled m' lady and i am the usurper 

<Natalie>     you made me say this shit 

<Natalie>     it is my only weapn against you

<Natalie>     i will make your mind explode with pure decedence

<Natalie>     ok shit i have dinner

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==Robb gets SASSed==

After being told how much of a fucking faggot he was by the [[Something Awful|goons]], he went crying like a fucking bitch to [[SASS]] (Something Sensitive, the "permabanned pantshitters" club for ex-Goons), whining like a fucking faggot about some shitty webcomic called Shredded Moose (whose own creator thought it was so full of fail they have disavowed any connection to it) and hoping the tranny hating skinheads of SSS would give his cock taking ass some pats and side with him against everyone who wronged him on SA.

[http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=5864.0 They instead responded by mocking the fuck out of him by asking if his daddy raped him, telling him he was a sad faggot who needed mental help, and that he needed to get off the internets and quit shitting it up with his [[faggotry]]]

This made Robb more [[butthurt]] than all greasy old [[cock]]s he takes up the ass on a daily basis where he ran screaming back to his [http://watchurmouthwebcomic.tumblr.com shitty blog], crying about how yet another corner of the internet [[Truth|told him he was a disgrace to humanity]].

== [[Faggot]] versus [[Faggot]] ==

[http://blue-author.tumblr.com/post/84350040610/update-on-liz-davis-robert-wayne-stiles Some butthurt Tumblrtard decided to expose Robb's latest e-identity] due to hating his bullshitting on trying to make a shitty webcomic (which is little more than a futile attempt to extend his internet [[Micropenis]] ), and Robb, being the [[Batshit Insane|sensible human being he is]], [http://watchurmouthwebcomic.tumblr.com/post/84280339066/blue-author-i-have-informed-tumblr-of-your-entire declared a LOLsuit].


==Robert and the real doll==

In late January 2015, Robert returned out of nowhere with a new plan.  Seemingly angry that the focus of attention had shifted away from him, Robb decided to try and seduce [[Peter Coffin]] away from his "wife" Ashleigh in order to finally get some of that sweet poon.  Unfortunately for Robb, he outlined his plan in its entirety for all to see.  When anons informed him that Coffin had been actively stalking the threads and would see his cunning plan, Robb threatened to DDOS the thread before slinking off [[butthurt]] yet again. 

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[[File:Rika_dog.jpg|thumb|This poor creature has to rely on the Goblin King to care for it]]

After getting laughed at some more, Robb claimed that he had gotten [[Computer Science III|The Wraith]] back together.  One can only expect more profanity-laden shit posts and rape maps for online games to be forthcoming.  He also took the time to point out that he [[buy a dog|had a dog]] to deal with the trolls, since he's still convinced they'll show up on his doorstep at any time.  Not long afterwards, Robert finally admitted to doing meth and bath salts.  He also admitted to getting it on with Jordan, the tranny whom he'd tried trollshielding behind. Said trollshielding is what got this crazy ride going in the first place.  Up until that point, he had denied both of these things.  Robert also admitted to being on other drugs, which would explain his sudden openness.  It was around this time that it was also revealed that Robert had gotten himself kicked out of his sugar daddy's house for throwing a fit about the trolls and trashing the place.  Upon further prodding, Robert accidentally revealed that he had to move back in with his parents once again now that his meal ticket was effectively taken away.

== The Goblin and the Spoon ==

Determined to live "the sexy life", Robert embarked on his latest chemical excapade: "spoons."  In March of 2015, a video surfaced of an obviously drugged-out Stiles.  He came onto the board and threw his typical tantrum about being photographed in public.  In the midst of this, it was revealed that Robert had taken to shooting heroin, which he refers to as "spoons".  How someone with his impulse control has managed to avoid overdosing and ending up on a slab is anybody's guess.

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== The Ladystick ==
In May of 2015 came the revelation which everyone knew was coming yet all hoped wouldn't: Pictures of Robert's "ladystick" were released.  It seems that an anon was able to take advantage of Robert's extreme gullability (which is on par with one of his [[Chris Chan|personal heroes]]) and convinced him to share some rather disturbing images.  With this horror came the revelation that Robert had taken these abominations in a public restroom.  This leads one to wonder how long it will be before our hero is caught exposing himself in public.  Robert then went on to prove the pics were indeed of him by engaging in massive damage control.

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Image:Ladystick1.jpg|"Um because she has class and is not some filthy craigslist whore" 
Image:Ladystickbikini.jpg|"Natalie has never had fat thighs like that!"
Image:Ladystick timestamp.jpg|"Which also goes to prove that the pics are fake"
Image:Stilesass1.jpg|"FUCK EACH AND EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Image:Notrobertdick.jpg|Whatever helps you sleep at night, Robert
Image:Robertass.jpg|"My asshole is NOT loose and I am not Rob"
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== Robert the dogfucker ==
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{{Quote|Lauren is the dog I fucked| Leave it to Robert Wayne Stiles to admit something like this out of the blue.}}

After laying low for several weeks, Robert returned in the midst of a bender, revealing that he'd decided to join such luminaries as [[Jonathan Niehaus|Jonathan Niehus]] and [[Sarah Butts|Sarah Butts]] in admitting that he'd fucked a dog named Lauren.  In addition to this degeneracy, Robert was led to believe that the CP he'd previously downloaded to his computer might come back to haunt him.  Thus, he attempted to delete it by first removing important system files from the computer (which was revealed to belong to his parents) and then using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on the modem.  Convinced that trolls were once again on his trail, he fled the house and slept near a canal.  One can only imagine his parents' horror when they got home and discovered what he had done to the family computer.  Later on, he offhandedly admitted to raping a second dog, making him a truly [[sick fuck|sick fuck]]

== [[So cash]] ==

[[File:Rika 14.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|The snake ''wishes'' it was poisonous right now.]]

Hey cyberbullies

My name is Rika, [[Baww|and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gynophobic cisgender, transphobics who spend every second of their day trolling us Philadelphia trannies. You are everything bad online. Honestly, have any of you ever taken hormones? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.]] This is even worse than jerking off to my many pictures in this thread.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a freelance photographer, and a perfect trap. I also lead an FBI investigation against you guys, and have a snake around my neck (It just cost me $4 of my parents' money, shit was so cash). You are all bullies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my snake
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== External Links ==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?myc11iitiw6ud Robb threads 1-25 archived]
*[http://n0chan.com/L/res/1073.html Robb thread 26]
*[http://n0chan.com/L/res/2504.html Robb thread 27]
*[http://n0chan.com/L/res/2938.html Robb thread 28]
*[http://888chan.org/arch/res/1.html Robb thread 29]
*[http://888chan.org/arch/res/587.html Robb thread 30]
*[http://888chan.org/arch/res/990.html Robb thread 31]
*[http://888chan.org/arch/res/1351.html Robb thread 32]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download/a7095jbcr42ino9/The+Stiles+Files.rar Robb chatlogs archived]
*[http://www.soundboard.com/sb/robertwaynestiles Robb Soundboard]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Deadkittens22/feed His YouTube account]
*[http://wearethewraith.blogspot.com/ Robb's rectally demolished blog about Christians]
*[http://agnosticreverend.blogspot.com/ ...and another one]
*[http://twitter.com/#!/rikastarjade His twitter]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Deadkittens22?cf=regular_indirect His okcupid profile]
*[http://www.myspace.com/530411086/ His MySpace '''(FUCK OFF MEN)''']
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Casperhead Robert's unfunny wikipedia vandalizing account]
*[http://www.ultravphotography.com His photography website (UltraVPhography) which he uses to lure in potential rape victims.]
*[http://www.modelmayhem.com/3393329 His business ModelMayhem Account.]
*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/125777407@N06 And his business Flickr Account.]
*[https://www.facebook.com/UltraVPhotography FB page for his photography.]

== See Also ==
*[[Streisand Effect]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[ADF-Fuensalida]] - Robert's IRL [[Bipolar|<s>friend enemy friend</s>]] enemy and a lolcow colleague.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Loveshy]]
*[[Dear Cis People]]
*[[Unlimited disposable income]]
*[[New Jersey]] Where it's from.
*[[Philadelphia]] Its current nesting area.

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