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[[File:Telemachusr3x.png|thumb|right|250px|Patrick as himself]]
{{quote|03:01 <r3x>i want to stab you through my screen right now|r3x handling criticism like a [[babby|mature adult]]}}

'''r3x''' aka Patrick Beekeeping Jew Enabling Gaines aka "r3x as himself" is a thirty-something year old transient homosexual and [[retard|fortune teller]] from New Jersey who now resides in Sedona, Arizona as of [[Last Thursday]].  It is speculated that Patrick might be the product of an unholy [[sex|union]] between [[L. Ron Hubbard]] and [[Uwe Boll]], but without further science it is impossible to determine. What is known is that r3x is currently trying to be the [[Leaderfag|leader]] of Anonymous, and is responsible for such faggotry as [[888chan]], [[Occupy Wall Street]], [[Whatis-theplan]], and the worst and most eggregious display of moralfaggotry the internet has ever seen since [[Project Chanology]].
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==Summary Of Failure==

===Aliases===

During the course of his internet life, r3x has had [[over 9000|many many aliases]] each with a different history, location, birth place and of course all supported each others [[epic fail|stupidity]]

* T0X1C 2008-2008
* TransientOx 2008-2009
* Hunter S. Thompsanon 2008-2008
* r3x 2008-2010 
* Mifune 2004-2010 
* Dunecat 2010-2011
* [[User:Fighter_From_a_Distance|FighterFromADistance/FFAD 2011-2011]]
* Telemachos 2011-?
* Jakesully 2011

===The 4chan Slapfight===

At some [[Last Thursday|unknown point]], some [[faggot]] named Denvetta split away from the inglorious clusterfuck of fail and moralfaggotry known as [[Whatis-theplan]], and as star-crossed lovers typically cannot resist doing, promptly started trolling his former [[Butt_buddy|comrade-in-arms]] by [[Faggotry|impersonating him on 4chan.]] On August 13th, 2011, this culminated in R3X [[lie|posting on 4chan for the first time]] with a tripcode, and rushing to save his [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|good name]]. What followed was a night-long trollfest spanning two *chans and a shit forum website.

{{cg|Here's proof it's not me, now please visit my site.|r3xdenvettatrollinggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:DenvettaFail.png|It begins...
Image:R3XDenvettaSlapFight.png|[[Baw|THAT'S NOT ME GUIS]]
Image:DenvettaR3XSlapfightContinues.png|Shit gets [[Gay|real.]]
Image:R3xcantresist.png|Just can't help [[Facepalm|advertising his site]] in the process.
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Image:R3xspams4chan.png
Image:Example.png|Of course, /b/ buys it hook line and sinker.
Image:ParanoiaTrolling.png|Denvetta pretending to be R3X. Sadly he really does sound like this.
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==Vibecraft==

[[File:Jakesully_r3x_Cassiopaea.png|thumb|right|The end of Vibecraft]]

As a [[retard|noted philosopher]], Patrick had an inclination to create his own complete and utter bath of pig shit from the Internet combining the worst of cancer, failure and AIDs from the chans and mixing them with semen and homosexual groin sweat and writings of [[L. Ron Hubbard]] Patrick formulated his ultimate thesis on [[bullshit|reality hacking]] called Vibecraft.

Vibecraft is not your normal cult, instead of the scam involving the sale of material goods, Patrick's goal seems to have been to create an MMO religion or cult around Anonymous and it's memes.  Using words like "newfag" "moralfag" "hate-fag" and "oldfag" Patrick intended to create crowd-sourced societies called "vibes" (because they're virtual tribes am I right?).  These "vibes" would be independent of each other and include lawyers and civil servants as a way to: "discourage and prevent DDOS attacks against Vibecraft and the Plan".

It was fun, bit [[Ruination|didn't last long]].
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==See Also==

*[[Asshat]]
*[[Whatis-theplan]]
*[[888chan]]
*[[Occupy Wall Street]]
*[[Project Chanology]]
*[[Moralfag]]

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