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[[Image:Preytor.jpg|thumb|[[User:TylerRosenow|Preytor]] as she appears on the Character-selection screen]]
'''Preytor'''(aka '''Gheytor''','''Praytour''', or '''Huge Fucking Bug''' is a [[4Chan|totally kickass]] [[Weeaboos|monster]] from the [[Truth|World's Greatest Game of all Time:]][[War of the Monsters|War of the Monsters]] for [[PS2|GayStation2]].
It is also one of the only two monsters who are actually worth two shits, due to its incredible "speed" during combo attacks(the other being [[Robo-47|Hobo-47]]) as the other monsters will get knocked the fuck out trying to preform these attacks because it takes them [[at least 100]] years for them to [[cum|finish]].


== Fighting ==
Preytor has two [[shitting dick nipples|blood-stained,flesh ripping sickle]]s on its arms that are completely fucking [[VIP|pointless]] becase
noone in the game ever bleeds.EVER.They might as well be fists like erryone else hass [[Amirite?]]
Besides that, it also shits out a leech that [[blowjob|sucks vigorously]] on its opponents.Being a [[creationist|praying]] mantis,
[[LOLWUT|it can also fly]], of course.But this is completely useless because each [[fap|flap]] of your wings sucks about half of
your fucking energy, forcing you to violently tumble down to the other monster which then rape you to death, and you can't do a fucking thing about. You know why? Because you fucking HAD to fly.[[faggot]].

== Origin ==
Preytor was created when a [[/b/tard|super-smart scientist]] fed a praying mantis some of his [[semen|special formula]].
The mantis then went [[batshit insane]] and grew like [[shit nobody cares about|50 feet tall or some shit.But since the other monsters are supposedly 100 feet tall, she grew more afterwards(IT SAYS SO IN THE FUCKING GAME MANUAL). Oh yeah she ate the scientist too]].Since [[lie|EVERYBODY reads game manuals]] im sure it goes without saying that [[lame|Preytor is female]]

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== Story Mode/CPU Fighting ==
Preytor is THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING MONSTER TO FIGHT AGAINST.EVAR.In CPU and endurance mode,Preytor will troll the shit
out of you by shooting green slime balls out of her mouth if you don't fight her right away, and by running away like a pussy
when its about to die.Its above mentioned "speed" will make it im-fucking-possible to kill unless your using Robo-47.Any other
monster will immediately cause you to [[rage|rage-quit]], especially in the [[rapist|Creeping Chaos]] level, since theres [[orgy|two fucking monsters]] to fight.Winning, however, will bring [[masturbation|extremely short-lived joy]]. Jokes about squashing bugs or anything with the word bug or dildo in it are [[unfunny]] and the teller should be shot.



== External links ==
*[http://warofthemonsters.wikia.com/wiki/Preytor Preytor at ''War of the Monsters Wiki'']

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