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[http://www.youtube.com/user/Preacher717 Preacher717], or Larry, is a [[bad|good]] [[fundie|Christian YouTuber]] who preaches against the evils created by the [[satan|Devil]]! The usual group of people he [[hate|preaches against]] are usually [[Fags]], [[Jews]], [[Pedobear]], and many [[etc|many more groups]]. This shows how lonely the [[fatass|guy]] really is.
[[File:Preac.jpg|thumb|Preacher717 at his [[fat|finest]].]]
[[File:USAftw.jpg|thumb|America agrees to this man's holy actions.]]
[[File:Wtf_Fail.PNG|thumb|[[fail|It ain't Christianity, it's Catholicism!]] Big difference!]]

==Spreading the Word of God==
Since Preacher717 has no life, he takes out his Holy Megaphone and shouts the [[bullshit|Word of God]] from the [[Bible]] towards the sinners since he thinks he's [[retard|Jesus]]. He also has people following him thinking he's the Holy Lord as well, but will be disappointed when the real [[raptor jesus|Jesus]] comes and closes the pool on them all. Remember, even though he argues that his [[freedom]] of speech has been violated many times by the Police, he will delete [[fucking everything|any comments]] arguing that the Police actually do that to everyone. Of course, like many [[fundies|Christians such as himself]], [[god|fantasy]] is the [[truth]].

Here's how he spreads the Word of God at a [[fag|daemon]] with [[hate|Love]]:
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He has also admitted to having [[lemon party|gay sex]] with other street preachers, such as his [[gay|close]] friend [[fag|Ruben Israel]].

==His Crusades==
Ever since he got off his sofa and started shouting [[shit|the Bible]] at sinners, he has started a [[lulz|Holy Crusade]] against those who follow the [[reality|Devil]]! On his trip, he meets a whole bunch of people whom he calls [[smart|Sodomites]] and tries to end their sins by using his powers, given by [[lie|God]], to smite the demons inside the sinners.

[[File:Blackpreacherbeeotch212ji.gif|frame|A black interpretation of Preacher717.]]

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Just recently, Preacher717 was arrested for preaching the Word of God in front of a crowd of [[viking|Scandinavian]] people during their nation's birthday! [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=65022 Praise Jeebus!]

==Pick a Fight and Crush Feet==
Also, he always acts like an innocent man who has never committed any sins and is only spreading the Word of God because he loves us all. Though be careful if you meet him and his army! They will [[rape|"pick a fight" and "crush feet"]] anyone who defies them.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6ji3jfL1R4 '''Pick a fight with the Devil!''']

[[File:Altarboys.jpg|thumb|What Preacher loves the most.]]
==Preacher717 Hates the Police!==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBzaEZQnu0o '''Run in with the Police.''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdC4hkBnvl8 '''Another run in.]

==His fight for the Unborn...For Great Justice!==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF_k8m2dCxg '''He fights against any Sodomite that supports killing dead babies!''']

==Usual Stuff he calls at the Unbelievers==
*You're a sleazy [[lulz|Sodomite!]]
*[[wtf|You confuse Catholicism with Christianity!]]
*Read the Bible!!
*BIBLE!
*(After someone pwnz him) Wrong!
*You are a [[Whore]]!
*Repent or Parish!
*The Bible is 100% [[lie|truth!]
*[[bullshit|The Bible has 100% true prophecy]]!

[[File:PreacherWTF.jpg|thumb|How Preacher717 responds to people who use logic.]]
==His [[retards|Followers]]==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/rubenisrael Ruben Israel] (Preacher717's new [[gay|best]] friend)
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/shonstation Shonstation] (Knows [[Fucking Everything]])</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=zaktuta Zaktuta] (Iz an rtard)</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/WilliamBraskyIV WilliamBraskyIV] (Is against anything that is faggoty, including the [[fags|L-Word]])</s> '''SUSPENDED!'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/RepentofSin RepentofSin] ([[fucks|Loves]] God a bit too much)
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/defenderoftruth defenderoftruth] ([[whore|Preacher's biggest fan]])</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/pastorlevi PastorLevi] (Preacher's Old [[fag|Best Friend]])

==Preacher's Website==
*[http://biblicalresearchcenter.org/ http://biblicalresearchcenter.org/] '''BALEETED!'''

==See Also==
*[[Christian]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[God]]
*[[Fags]]


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