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[[Image:Peppermintpaint.PNG|thumb|right|An [[MSPaint]] depiction of Peppermintpatti.]]

[[Image:TheDefectiveBear.JPG|thumb|right|Peppermint Patti shits despair.]]

[[PeppermintPatti]] or [[ItalianStallionette]] ('''[[Power Word]]: Gina McNally-Malanga''') is a [[pro-ana]] [[lesbian|sexual deviant]] who failed to get any of the delicious [[cock]] growing up. As a result, she wears masks of necrotizing flesh cut fresh from Thai transvestites to give her videos a more "Ed Gein" air. She is the perfect example of an [[attention whore]] whose only need in life is her desire for you to see her latest [[YouTube]] video. Her [[YouTube]] whining has caused tons of [[drama]] and resulted in a [[Lollercaust]]. She is also an [[alien]], which proves we are not alone. She will anal probe [[you]], she will.

Everyone with half a brain knows that this is quite possibly the creation of a publicist-cum-fuckwit, and will likely end up as [[Lonelygirl15]] who, in a tepid surprise, she has on her watchlist. Of course, you can't troll her. No, it wouldn't be right, because PeppermintPatti uses a charitable front to cover up for her true ulterior motives: to steal money and the identities of elders and defame [[queers]].

Her hobbies include such thrilling pastimes as informing everyone of her cunt-crunching ways to such an extent that even the most random of workers at [[McDonald's]] flee at the sound of her name.

The trolling of Peppermintpatti by wattagecat was the ''causa belli'' of the [[YouTube Civil War]].

Also, don't forget to find and rate everything by and linking to her a [[Fail|one]]. Don't worry, people who watch, or even make these videos don't have feelings anyways.

== The Battle of PeppermintPatti ==

=== Discovery of the [[lol-cow]] === 

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An [[EDiot]] named [[User:Wattage|Wattage]] finds a video while lurking on [[YouTube]]. He notices a woman named [[PeppermintPatti]] BAWWing over trivial [[bullshit]], and the potential for [[lulz]].

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<del>The music at 2:45 adds a great effect to the drama. Also notice the ''wedding ring'' on the left hand @ approx. 2:50</del> BALEETED

=== Reinforcement ===
He then notices a response by CupNJava called "The Defective Bear", where a woman commemorates a [[weblog|vlog]] of a story read aloud, with "The Rose" by Bette Midler played in the background.

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== Documentation ==
Unable to hold in the [[lulz]] anymore, [[EDiot]]s posts their findings on [[ED]]. [[Cyllene]] and Janus Zeal were able to keep meticulous reports and backups of all video.

=== Breaking through enemy lines ===
Wattage spams the ED link to all of [[PeppermintPatti]]’s [[faggots|subscribers]].

The subscribers [[internet tough guy|fight back]], until they realize that they are making themselves look like idiots, causing much [[butt-hurt]], and delete their videos en masse.

=== Angry Black Man ===

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The [[nigra]] that needed some chiikins.

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"I'm fucking sick of Discrimination against people because of their sexuality, it's 10 times worse than [[rape]]...I'M DEAD SERIOUS."
"wattagecat is that faggots YouTube username"

[[hypocrisy|Notice how he says its wrong to discriminate against gays then calls Wattagecat a "faggot".]]

SHIT MAN, THAT [[nigra|NIGGA]] IS [[retarded|RETARDED]]! Well, more retarded then most niggers.

=== The D&D Nerd ===

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[[fat|Chubby]] [[basement dweller]] suffering from a severe case of [[Nerd Rage]].

[[Image:AberbonandRich.jpg|thumb|right|"No, Richard! IT HURTS, RICHARD!".]]

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(cue dramatic facial expressions and heavy breathing)

"Waggage Cat"? LOL

"[[Lie|I DON'T PLAY FUCKING DDR]]"

"[[bullshit|She's not seeking a fucking attention!]]"

0:53 - 0:57 This [[sick fuck]] is trying not to laugh,ending with a cough  to hide his [[Fugly|atrocious face]] for at least a second or two,so the viewers could rest their eyes.

"Hate crimes are against [[America]]'s...America's Gajustigal (LOL WUT?) system!"

"I hope patty gets your ass booked and you are [[bobba]]'s[sic] little [[bitch]] after"

"[[irony|I'm not a hateful person, but right now I just hate the fuck out of you right now.]]"

"[[Lawlsuit|You're lucky I can't place charges against you cause I'd surely make sure that you and your mother was fucking broke.]]"

The video concludes with him just staring at the camera, [[Internet tough guy|trying to death stare]]

He's a liar, it's a [[fact]] that anyone who knows what [[DDR]] is, plays it (unless they have [[EDiot]] powers)
Ironically enough, he sounds like every generic [[nerd]] on television.

Das Jew ist [[butthurt]]

=== The Pudgy Soprano ===

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"I've dealt with [[pretty cool guy|your kind]] before"

"I'm salivating at the mooment" haha my favorite

"I've done it to a couple of other people and - you know what? - they're not around anymore, are they? They're not. Yeah, it was Yahoo! Chat..."

"This is the internet, yes, but" [[serious business|teh internet is serious business]]

"There's already been, goddamn, probably over 10 people that have lost their account" oh noes! probably over ten people!

"I'm doin my next video whenever I feel like it *Laughs*" he thinks he's pimp lol

=== Success ===

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[[Eppigy]] and the other [[EDiot]]s were able to secure the Patti line.

=== Defense ===
Wattage, offended by death threats he has received over PeppermintPatti, goes onto camera in the form of a [[cat]] and says he is not apologetic for his actions, and that she did [[WTC]].
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=== An unlikely ally emerges ===
Beforehand, relations between [[ED]] and [[SA]] were nil to disliked, but the surprise envoy of goons led by their fearless leader lowtax played a detrimental factor in the landslide victory by wattagecat and his forces.

==== Lowtax ====

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[[Image:Lowtax last seen.JPG|thumb|Never to be seen again.]]

[[Lowtax]] has extracted sufficient [[lulz]] to warrant redemption before he [[Candlejack]]s himself t

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==== Mattsharp86 ====

Another goon from the SA forums.

=== [[Epic Win|Victory]] ===
PeppermintPatti [[Deleting your Youtube Videos|quits YouTube]].

==== Success Speech ====
Romantic and Wattage make a victory video!

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[[Nevar forget|Now let us have a moment of silence for the brave EDiots lost in the war.]]

=== Scribing in history ===
Anti-wattage videos kept flowing in, causing [[lulz]] and making wattage the most hated person on all of the [[internets]], finding him guilty of doing WTC and trolling in the 5th degree. A [[/b/tard]] came along and made a song made of [[win]] and [[Mudkip]]z.

== Gallery ==

<gallery>
Image:Peppermentpatti3.jpg|Interbreed Terri Shiavo and Lisa McPherson and what do you get? PATTI!
Image:PeppermintPatti.jpg|WAHAHAHAHWAHAH GAY RIGHTS. LIFE ISN'T FAIR.
Image:PeppermintPatti2.jpg|lol @ nursery rhymes in the background.
Image:Peppermintpatti5.jpg|what the fuck is HE looking at?
Image:TheDefectiveBear.JPG|Peppermint Patti shits despair.
Image:Peppermintpatti4.jpg|Look out, he's about to BREAK!!1!1!1!!1
Image:Peppermintpattimedieval.JPG|lol HTCK
Image:Cancerpatientofpatti.png|Emo faggot whines about PP.
Image:RockymintPattie.png|'EY! MAH NAME IS ROCKY BALBOA. ITALIAN STALLION.
Image:Peppermint Patty's porno.jpg|True to her namesake Stallone, Patti starred in a porno as "Melissa" (from www.milfriders.com) 
</gallery>

==See Also==
* [[Lowtax/YouTube]]-Lowtax's contribution to the drama.
* [[Violetkitty411]]

== Links ==
* [https://www.facebook.com/mcnallymalanga] - Peppermintpatti's Facebook account
* [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ItalianStallionette Patti's New YouTube] - Spam and rate her videos 1 for the [[lulz]].
* [http://freya.myvnc.com/mirror/ed/JewTube/ Video Mirror 3]
* <s>[http://www.rmhc.com/rmhc/index.html Ronald McDonald House] - Heroes</s> [[404]]

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