View source for Paradox Interactive

{{withjews}}

<center><youtube>AiZr_TLpKhw</youtube></center>

[[File:ParadoxinteractiveED.jpg|thumb]]

{{Quote|''"Paradox Interactive Has Gained The Greedy Trait}}

Paradox interactive is a company of [[Sweden|Swedish]] people making games that should be worth $15, making the bare basics cost $20 and the complete come in hundreds of dollars worth of DLC. They are best known for making [[bullshit|historical games]], although they have made plenty of other games such as [[Warhammer 40,000|Stellaris]].

==Crusader Kings==
[[File:Iseemtobealittlehoarse.png|thumb|No mods, official game.]]

One of the most famous paradox interactive titles, known for being the deformed lovechild of [[The Sims]] and [[Civilization]]. The fans got super excited about being capable of [[Yiff|fucking a horse]] (Yes, really). The game gets constant praise for doing the same tasks over and over four hours until it reaches 1453.

Recently a new installation of the game, Crusader Kings 3, has been released. The game itself introduces new game aesthetics and mechanics, such as 3D full-body character modelling, therefore you'll be able to not only [[Incest|fuck your sister]] like a real crusader king, but also '''see her tits in 3D'''

==Hearts of Iron 4==

A game that allows you to play as [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]], thus making it one of the few paradox games that encourages you to play as the good guy.

The game is notable for having several [[modding|mods]] where fans can make their own [[fanfic|alternate history]] settings.  One of these is ''The New Order Last Days of Europe'', a work of utopian fiction set in a world where Hitler won WWII and the player has to avoid nuclear war.  It was made by a guy named [[Liberal|PinkPanzer]], who asked [[Vaush]] for help in making the game ([https://archive.fo/KnknJ#selection-1677.0-1677.112 no srsly]).  Another mod is ''Kaiserreich Legacy of the Weltkrieg'', where [[Shit no one cares about|Germany wins WWI, Britain & France have syndicalist revolutions, and the Entente tries to retake their homelands from their colonies all the while Germany tries to remain on top of the world stage]].

==Europa Universalis 4==

Lots of DLCs that do absolutely nothing, although the game does allow you to genocide [[Injuns|Natives]] for getting in the way of America.

==Victoria 2==
{{Main|Victoria 2}}

Lets you rape Africa and Asia in order to build an empire. Then the game becomes unplayable because after 1870 you'll be up to your ass in rebels every 5 minutes. Those rebels are also harder to get rid of than cockroaches.

==Stellaris==

A sci-fi game that rips off [[Spore]]'s space stage. Most fans want to [[Xenophilia|fuck the aliens]] involved.



[[File:Paradoxbelike.png|thumb]]

== Rule 34 ==
Of fucking course
<gallery>
Stellarisfurrything.jpg
Deargodstellariswhy.jpg
ThirdStellaris.jpg
Brainbleachstellaris.jpg
</gallery>
{{Furries}}
{{gaming}}
{{Dying_Alone}}