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Also known as "America's most trusted name in news" according to [[Stephen Colbert]], '''Opie & Anthony''' was a [[brokeback mountain|pair]] of famous [[radio]] [[troll]]s who gained quite a [[nobody cares|reputation]] [[at least 100 years ago]] by [http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200208/s657602.htm fucking up big time] and years later [http://www.cbsnews.com/news/djs-dumped-over-church-sex-stunt fucked up again], all because they let some [[homeless]] black person on their show who proceeded to say he wanted to [[raep]] [[Condoleeza Rice|Condi Rice]] and [[W|Laura Bush]]. [[Last Thursday]], the moar lulzworthy half got fired for [[racism|being too funny]] on [[twitter]] after an [[a challenger appears|altercation]] with a [[nigger|wild northeastern american chimpanzee]], the other was [[Banned|let go]] for filming [[Pervert|a candid video of his obese friend shitting]], just like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyMiNY17AIA the last douche who fucked his wife.]

== Biography ==

In case you haven't noticed already, O&A are notorious for risking a [[permaban]] from [[radio]] [[trying too hard|just to get more listeners]].

The show is hosted by [[WASP|Gregory "Opie" Hughes]] (the [[epic]]ally [[unfunny]] one who plays dumb and [[fail]]s. He is the male equivalent of [[Howard Stern|Robin Quivers]] but with manboobs.) and, until recently, his cohost [[nazi|Anthony Cumia]] (the semi-angry [[conservative]]/[[libertarian]] one who occasionally likes to rant about politics). Opie is roughly a [[13 year old boy|teenage boy]] [[NAMBLA|in a man's body]]. Ant used to do most of the show's commentary and voicework, despite having mild verbal [[dyslexia]]. He also often pretended to be/exaggerated being a [[racist]] and [[anti-semitism|anti-semite]] just to [[troll]] [[niggers|black persons]] and [[Jews]] [[for the lulz]]. An occasional [[lolcow]], he was known for his [[love]] of [[gun]]s, [[beer]] and [[jailbait]], as well as his haet for [[Obama]] and [[liberal]]s. He is also no fan of [[House]] and has a thing for women less than half his age. He can still be heard on his [[shit nobody cares about|Long Island basement podcast]].

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Their primary audience consists of [[whores]], [[13 year old boys|adolescents]] and [[basement dweller]]s. Many are [[fucktard]]s who [[boring|can't contribute to the show humorwise]]. A few others are [[butthurt]] [[attention whore]]s who listen to the show just to call in and [[BAWWW|complain]] about how [[offensive]] it is to them, [[fail]]ing to recognize the fact that [[douchebag|they took time out of their day just to get on the show they hate in the first place]].

Before O&A were even together, [[Howard Stern]] used to "rule the airwaves". Despite their [[mundane|mediocre]] past, they eventually managed to [[pwn]] the Jew by [[In before X|moving to Satellite radio before he did]]. Stern then got a [[over9000|couple hundred million dollars]], and [[shit|Opie and Anthony]] admitted fail. To this very day, Jewboy still hates their faggot guts, cursing them with former buttboy [[kike|Tim Sabean]].

== OTI ==
{{quote|Damn, you just been [[pwned]]!|Master Po}}

Opie and Anthony's passion for [[faggotry]] also extends to the internet, as any visit to their biggest fansite, [[masturbation|Wackbag]] will tell you. There, their [[unfunny]] fans spend hours posting lame jokes in a futile attempt to outdo each other in hopes that they will get noticed by their [[an hero|heros]] and somehow have meaning brought to their [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] lives.

On their show though, they deserve credit for consistently plugging [[The Power 5]] and trying to encourage the five people that haven't yet to go to [[meatspin]], [[lemonparty]] and [[tubgirl]]. They are responsible for introducing [[2girls1cup|2Girls1Cup]] to people who wouldn't normally watch [[whores]] eating [[shit]], as well as [[Tay Zonday]]'s rise to [[Internet celebrity|fame]] and [[meme]]dom. They also enjoy [[Google bomb|google-bombing]] in their spare time. [[1man1jar]] has just recently been added to their repertoire of [[pain series|fun-to-watch video discoveries]].

== [[I GOT NORTON!|THEY'VE GOT NORTON!]] ==
[[Image:Baby Norton.JPG|thumb|left|Norton as a child]]
Along with [[at least 100]] other [[Jeff Dunham|shit comedians]], the [[third person|third mic]] of the show is the [[homoerotic]] [[shameless self promotion|plugwhore]] himself, James Norton,  aka [[cock|"Lil' Jimmy"]], a self-proclaimed [[sick fuck|creep]] who is quite fond of the [[lemonparty|"older gentleman"]], as he likes to put it. He does several characters [[for the lulz]], such as Steve from Yellowstone, who insults bad callers (which, for some bizarre reason, he doesn't do as often anymore), Ted Sheckler, who is a complete [[tool]] that [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=jim+norton+ted owns many an emporium], Lyle Delmar Chipperson, A.K.A. "Chip", an enormous [[troll]] who makes [[unfunny]] jokes/remarks on purpose, and Helen Bergeron, a stereotypical senile old gossipy [[jew]] hen. Sit-ins for him include [[Louis CK]] (whose [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louie_(TV_series) show] he occasionally guest stars in), [[vomit|Bob]] [[faggot|Kelly]] (more frequent guest on Louie's show, as well as [[Dane Cook]]'s secret [[fat|portly]] [[buttsecks|butt partner]]), fellow "Last Comic Standing" contestant [[Jew|Rich]] [[retard|Vos]] (O&A's own Karl Pilkington), and [[Chappelle]] Show's [[ginger|Bill]] [[leftard|Burr]].

He has been known to weasel his way into getting an autograph from any big-name celebrity, even if he [[internet tough guy|smashed them on the show verbally or in writing]] earlier. He's also been known to get ahead of himself in his [[rage]], but that's because he's aware of [[assholes]] (not just his own).

Here, Lil' Jimmy explains the meaning behind the term, [[Chocolate Rain|"Monster Rain"]], an [[old meme]] popular among O&A [[fanboys]], found on his [[virgin|rarely-touched]] [http://reader.feedshow.com/show_items-feed=d0b862830684d46e617f04c2757bb504 Myspace blog]:

[[Image:Angry_Jimmy.jpg|thumb|Angry Jimmy is [[angry]]]]

{{tinyquote|[[TL;DR|Recently I told the story of Monster Rain on the air and it’s been sweeping the nation ever since. I decided to post since many people now write me to ask what Monster Rain is. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade my friend and I would play this fun little game. We would be bored, walking around our apartment complex and one of us would yell, ”Monster Rain!” and we would both scamper under the porch to avoid being hit by it. While we were under the porch avoiding Monster Rain, we would kill time by telling stories and blowing each other. I am not sure what the tie in was between oral sex and the Monster Rain; hindsight dictates that an umbrella would have been more practical. I am also beginning to doubt that there was any real Monster Rain at all; I now suspect we were using this fictional occurrence just to get under the porch and kiss each other’s dingles. I don’t even remember the kid’s name to be honest, nor do I remember what he looked like. I do, however, remember one time he was wearing Budweiser swim trunks that smelled like moth balls. Just in case you have moments where you think your life sucks, at least you don’t have to contend with the memory of kneeling under a porch and performing oral treats on someone whose balls smelled like your grandmother’s closet.]]|Jim Norton, on his rarely-touched [http://reader.feedshow.com/show_items-feed=d0b862830684d46e617f04c2757bb504 Myspace blog] }}

Norton has recently stated that he also looks forward to playing this game with his [[American Idol|idol]], Ozzy Osbourne. He also has stated that he wants to [[rape|date]] [[tubgirl]], and his character [[pedophile|Uncle Paul]] has been seen going out [[raep]]ing with [[Brian Peppers]] and [[Pedobear]]. So far, he's taken a page out of [[Chris-chan]]'s book by eating his own [[semen]].

He is also an [[unwarranted self importance|accomplished author]] with [[shit nobody cares about|two New York Times best-sellers]], [http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=jim+norton+happy+endings&x=0&y=0 one autobiography and one collection of cebritard-bashing], and is a favorite guest on [[Fox News]]' "Red Eye" with Greg Gutfeld. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoN7uYD1PjU] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w8XY0zbDQ8] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usp0pmRPZvo] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdKFe2ZL0E] It is argued that he often associates with [[unfunny|Jay Leno]] to compensate for his own [[Chin-chan|lack of a chin]].

[[Some argue]] he should receive the ED Seal of Approval for calling out [[Minnesota|Jesse Ventura]] and the [[truthfag]]s on their [[faggotry]]. Unfortunately, he's not funny enough nor famous enough with the [[internets]] for this medal of honor.

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== Show Characters ==

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===Pat from Moonachie===

Fat, bald piece of trailer trash with [[diabeetus]] who sounds like John Candy/[[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Likes to drink Egg Nog and then subsequently [[Roman Shower|regurgitate it into other's mouths]].

===Stalker Patti===

Mangy, [[unfunny]] old hag and [[slut]]ty [[virgin]] who smells of bad coffee.

===Andrew aka [[goatse|"Big A"]]===

Large, possibly [[retarded]] st-...st-...st-...uttering man, and possible serial killer. He and Twitchels used to spawn [[lulz]] when they did the "News of the World" bit.

===Sandy Kane===

Decrepit, [[Britney Spears|talentless]] [[Jewish]] whore who sounds like a drunk Fran Drescher. Used to play awful, raunchy, unfunny songs on her guitar, but got [[butthurt]] and wound up leaving the show after ([[fail|unsuccessfully]]) suing O&A. She'll keep [[Attention Whore|crawling back for the more]], though.

===Tippy Tom===

[[Dead]], filthy, [[homeless]] [[faggot]]. [[Hobosexual|Used to fuck Barry Manilow]] on the DL. [[Goodnight sweet prince]].

===Louis "Twitchels" Centanni===

Suffers from [[Tourettes guy|Tourettes]] and used to be a regular on O&A.

===Half-a-Hulk Face===

Another former regular of the show who suffers from [[swirlface|"Elephant Man's disease"]] and [[drunk|slurred speech]].

===Daniel Curlan, aka "Bobo"===
The other host of the now-defunct "David & Bobo Show", Bobo is a quarter-retard who had 46 dick surgeries due to [[shit nobody cares about|a birth defect known as hypospadias (which also is the reason his penis is a girthy two inches)]]. He also sounds like a cross between [[cripple|Jimmy Valmer]] from [[South Park]] and Chris Griffin from [[Family Guy]]. He has plans to take his coworker, Christina, to the Queens Motor Inn where he will go "pussy-diving". Never missing a chance to be homoerotic, the crew once had him take off his pants, where they'd watch him get an erection when they talked about Christina, and go down when they talked about baseball. Haters and fucktards complain when he comes on, but [[Louis_CK]] has called the Up and Down game one of the funniest things he'd ever heard, so they can shut the fuck up.

===Evil Barney===
The evil version of [[Barney and Friends|Barney The Purple Dinosaur]].

== O&A Staff ==

And, lastly, what would the O&A show be without the [[shit nobody cares about|various characters hard at work behind it all]]? Here's a taste of some of those [[idiots|people]]:

[[Image:steve-carlesi.jpg|thumb|left|"If you see me [[i came|comin']], best get outta moi way!"]]

==="Primetime" Sam Roberts===

Associate producer and [[white]] [[nigra]] (not to be confused with [[wigger]]). Also known as the "[[Albino]] [[Aborigine]]". He fetches show-related videos for the official site and eats [[chikins|mcnuggets]] like the [[negro]] [[child]] he is. Big [[wrestling]] [[fanboy]], especially of [[John Cena]]. Now co-hosts an unfunny show with Lil' Jimmy.

===Steve Carlesi aka "Steve [[cunt|C]]"/ "Steve the [[Bear]]"===
[[fag|Swishy]] [[hirsute|Lebanese]] [[Unwarranted self importance|executive producer]] and former leader of the shitty band Foundry, known for their [[lie|lyrically brilliant smash hit]] "Pendulum". He ran the [http://www.foundrymusic.com/ clusterfuck of a website by the same name], which houses [http://www.opieandanthony.com/ the show's official website] that [[noone]] uses anymore.

The site consists mainly of links to every show of the week, show-related/topical videos, [[pr0n]] videos for users to [[fap]] to, [[music|concert footage/music videos]] and shitty IRL accident/police videos, all captioned with Steve's [[lie|excellent grammar skills]] and [[watermark]]ed with the [[shit|official Foundry logo]] (which is large, opaque, and [[blockatiel|blocks half the screen]]). Unfortunately, he had completely ceased posting rundowns, due to his immense levels of incompetence, [[fail]] and [[faggotry]].

He was also fully responsible for [[accidentally]] setting up O&A's interview with the [[Corey Worthington]] impostor, and was rightly beheaded for the fuck-up. [[B&|His position was formally terminated]] [[last Thursday]], with little reason given, followed by his recent [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|sudden passing]].

===Eric Nagle aka "Erock"/[[lol wut|"Sexbagel"]]===

[[File:RML char Heffer Wolfe.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Nagle in the (fat) flesh]] Co-producer and [[fat]] [[fucktard]]. Brings nothing to the table, yet [[voraphile|consumes everything from it]]. Loves the "[[guido|Garlic]] [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|Butter]] [[Saw]]".

===Club Soda Kenny===

Former [[cop]] and part-time comic, he is now one of the show's dogsbodies and a hulking [[retard]]. Now bodyguards for [[Amy Schumer|some grotesque Jewess]].

===Master Po===

The show's other security guard. Not as [[stupid]] or clumsy as CSK, but much more of a [[douchebag]]; plus, [[Matrix|he knows Kung-Fu]]. Now replaced by [[plagiarism|"Master Joe"]].

===David "the Intern" Fried===

A young [[asspie]] Jew recently hired as an intern. Host of the [[fail|"David & Bobo Show"]]. No longer part of the program.

== LINGERRR LONGERRR!!! ==
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Image:beavant&butthughes.jpg|O&A, in order to get away with moar shit on their radio show, once claimed that they were actually cartoon characters
Image:larry king.jpg|"So, E-Rock; how important is the Garlique® Butter [[Sauce]]?"
Image:awesomenorton.jpg|FRRRRUNKIS!!!
Image:Nortonzonday.jpg|I move away from the mic to [[blowjob|blow cock]]
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Image:Jimmydoitfaggot.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]
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Image:Jim_Norton_speechless.jpg|Jimmy [[do not want|does not approve]] of this [[faggot]]ry
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==Also see:== 

* [[Joseph Cumia]]
* [[unemployed|Unemployment.]]
* [[Trolling IRL]]
* [[Howard Stern]]
* [[Radio]]
* [[wow]]
* [[Secks]]huel [[DeviantART|Deviants]]
* [[Butt plug]]
* [[Rush Limbaugh]]
* [[Don Imus]]

==External Link==
* [http://www.opieandanthony.com OpieandAnthony.com]
* [http://www.oarundowns.com O&A Rundowns]
* [http://www.wackbag.com Wackbag]
* [http://www.foundrymusic.com Foundrymusic]
* [http://twitter.com/OpieRadio Opie's Twitter]
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anthony-Cumia-Radio/51437706461 Anthony's Facebook]
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anthony-Cumia-Radio/51437706461 Anthony's ''other'' Facebook]
* [http://www.myspace.com/jimnorton Norton's MySpace]
* [http://www.xmradio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=202 The Virus on XM Satellite Radio]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/opieradio?blend=2&ob=1 Opie Radio- O&A's YouTube Channel]
* [http://www.oapedia.com/index.php/Main_Page The O&A wiki]
* [http://radio.about.com/library/weekly/aa082402a.htm Opie and Anthony Fired!]
* [http://usgovinfo.about.com/b/a/031566.htm Broadcasters May Pay for ‘Sex in the Cathedral’]
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/11/2007-05-11_you_cant_say_that.html You can't say that!]


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