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[[Image:355 Website Home photo.jpg|thumb|FLAVA FLAAAAV ain't got nothing on these gangstas.]]
[[Image:420_lee_baca.jpg|thumb|Sheriff Lee [[Baka|Baca]] gives young McKay a [[surprise buttsecks|surprise]]. (Note: According to the smartasses at Wikipedia, Lee [[Baka|Baca]] is a [[fucking]] [[Scientology|Scientologist]]. [[No]], [[Wikipedia:Lee Baca|rly]].]]
[[Image:192 No Cussing Club Logo2.jpg|thumb|Someone has been eating shit]]

The '''No <s>Cussing</s> Pussy Club''', better known as the [[KKK|Kan't Kuss Klan]], is a dangerous gang formed by {{yt|u|mckayhatch|McKay Hatch}}, a [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old]] [[racist|nigger hater]] from [[California]]. He started the [[clusterfuck]] of [[faggotry]] called the [[DICKS EVERYWHERE|No Cussing Club]] at his faggot-fueled middle school, in the hazardous [[nigger]]-infested ghetto of [[California]] called South Pasadena, when he realized many of his [[faggotry|faggotry-infested]] fellow students were addicted to [[lulz|swearing]]. In spite of the fact people cussed [[at least 100 years ago|years before]] he was pushed out of his whore-mother's malodorous cunt, ''he'' felt [[Attention whore|it needed to come to a stop]], so he gathered the ugliest window licking tards to start his piece of shit club, to [[Confederate States of America|reform America]].

 
In return for [[CP|something or another]], young McKay managed to gain the support of a [[Redneck|governor]], who [[Drugs|somehow]] thought it would be a [[Clever|good idea]] to let a 14 year old undermine society and [[Jonas Brothers|tell people who are mentally and physically superior to him completely how he thinks they should conduct themselves]]. Thus, the little douchebag began his campaign to rid the world of [[White Knight|bad language]], and more importantly satisfy the natural pre-pubescent need to undermine his betters in order to feel good about himself, only without the need to worry about being [[Rape|disciplined]] and told to settle down, as would happen to any normal 14 year old wanting to take out their [[Angst|angst]] by trying to piss off fucking everybody. He now relies so much on the '[[ALL CAPS|NO FUCKING CUSSING, BITCH]]' agenda, because it's what has given him the [[Attention Whore|self-esteem]] he craves in life, that he will accept no criticism whatsoever about it, going so far as to be, for example, quite possibly the only [[YouTube|Jewtube]] user in existence to allow comments, but only allow the ones he likes to be displayed (it goes without saying, but this means that [[Fail|each video now has two or three comments max]], because the other ones didn't kiss his ass enough). [[Srsly|Srsly]], try telling him how much his circlejerk sucks; [[North Korea|he'll have none of that shit]]. Protip: Bear this in mind next time somebody tries to tell you how much of [[An Hero|a hero]] he is.

Last Thursday, [http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-03-06-cuss-free-zone_N.htm they made cussing illegal] in [[pwned|South Pasadena]]. [[In Soviet Russia|In South Pasadena]], kids dictate the fucking [[Law 4 Kids|law]]. <strike><br>***Note that they are violating the first amendment of the [[old media|United States Constitution]], as of [[last Thursday|December 15, 1791]]. Old document is [[old]] and therefore totally inaccurate! :)</strike> [[Shit nobody cares about|Actually it was determined in Miller v. California that the first amendment doesn't apply to obscenity.]]

{{squote|Mckays fee is 800.00 plus travel expense let us know|McCay's father, Brent}}

{{squote|Cary the postcards are done can you check into the company that has labels and find the best price 4000 schools and 1000 churchs thanks this is going to be great I will talk to cecily when she gets back and make sure she is on track for the book to be finished mid sept talk to you soon 2.5 million dollars is our goal thanks.|Excerpt from Brent Hatch's email}}

==Cock in the Machine==

[[Image:Nocussinglaw.png|thumb|400px|McKay doesn't take [[shit]], he's [[Serious business|fucking serious]].]]

On the 26th of October, 2007, the notorious cockgoblins of [[Ebaumsworld]], discovered the ass-wank [[retard|shit-for-brains]] of The No Cussing Club and fired up the ass-raping [[Internet Hate Machine|INTERNET HAET MACHINE]].

McKay was the son of a bitch that started the motherfucking club, then the fatherfucking website and because he is such an asshole, all of the fucking ''L''usernames and all of the [[Blowjob|cocksucking]] [[Powerword|passwords]] are all the same goddamn thing, like the stupid fucker he is.

Username: '''member'''

Password: '''welcome'''

Please [[rape|troll]] this cocksucker until his candy [[ass]] bleeds.

His e-mail is used to spread [[faggotry]], therefore we must /i/nvestigate this niggershitting [[sin|atrocity]] against humanity.
brhatch@earthlink.net (which happens to be his father's email).
[[Troll]] for fucking great justice bitches.

His dad, Brent Hatch, also seems to have a site - http://www.brenthatch.com/, which advertises some [[Shamwow|shit nobody cares about]].

[[Image:McKayED.JPG|thumb|400px|McKay, upon discovering his fucking [[Gay|awesome]] club's ED page.]]

==Stupid Shit==

Note that he's just a chubby fat-ass who thinks the word "pee-pee" is funny.

==The Pledge==

"I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|sign of intelligence and always demands respect]]. I will use my language to [[lulz|uplift, encourage and motivate]]. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!"]]
wow, this guy is one massive [[chris crocker|faggot]].

However, it was found too lame, so they changed their motto to the following: DON'T FUCKING CUSS, 'CUZ THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL.

===The Original===

[[Image:Totally_rad_no_cussing_flyer.jpg|thumb|Their No Cussing Club flyer straight out of the 90s. Totally tubular.]]
[[Image:Letsjustsayitslolibait.JPG|thumb|FUCK CUSSING. But here are pictures of our loli members for all the pedos on the interwebs to fap to.  A dictionary definition of hypocrisy.]]
[[Image:Fuckingnocussclubmember.JPG|thumb|Freeze Muthafucka! I'm a member of NCC!]]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNv2dOBFJk Click to view the original ass-raping video.]

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At 1:15 a little [[bitch]] shows up and throws a motherfucking [[boner|rock]] and hits the fucking slutbag [[whores]] in the back of the group. [[Winnar|Way to go, bitch]]!

Also notice at 1:22 that [[Faggot]] gets that fucking-bad-ass IN YOUR FACE ATTITUDE FUCK YEAH MCKAY YOU RACIST [[cockmongler|BALL GOBBLING]] FUCKFACE.

==Partyvan'd==

/i/, being quite done with drama, has started pissing gasoline onto the Internet Hate Machine. A recent alliance with the [[g00ns]], who are more familiar with outright hacking as opposed to vamping, let [[Anonymous]] on #insurgency and 711chan /i/ compromise the domain. When the NCC vice president told Anon to BACK THE '''''FUCK''''' UP, /i/ immediately switched to OH-SHIT-OH-SHIT mode and proceeded to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] and [[kill it with fire]].

This was pretty easy though as the NCC site looks like it was birthed bleeding from the festering cunt of a 90's crack-whore. It suffers from major [[Goronchev|cancer]] because of its [[Fashion|neon colors right next to white]]. What fucking disgusting webdesign. Today, it looks like it crawled out from the lowest depths of the musky jungle of wiggling the plump pink clit of the [[Intarwebs]] as it squeezed [[cum|creamy white sour gel]] from the vagina of /b/ and /i/.<BR><BR>

[[Image:NoCussingHacked.png|800px]]

[[Image:Ncc.JPG|800px|No Cussing Club]]

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==The Great Raid of 1/1/09==

"McKay, a 15-year-old high school student from South Pasadena, Calif., has found himself the victim of a massive online attack, with people sending offensive e-mails and trying to crash the group's Web site. Strangers ordered pizzas sent anonymously to the family home in the middle of the night. The Hatches found their mail box clogged with porn magazines."
-ABC News

But then came messages such as this: 
"i am going to find you And mutilate you with a scalple" [sic]

Or this:

"Every time I see your stupid [expletive] braces on those stupid [expletive] teeth of yours on that stupid [expletive] face of yours I just want to kill you with my bear fists." [sic]

Another message said, "Now, please, pack up your [expletive], and leave. You all are nothing more than [expletive], and should be treated nothing more than such." 

OF COURSE EPIC WIN ENSUED: "On the outside, he seems to be doing fine," Mr. Hatch told ABC News, "but last night he came home from soccer practice, and for the first time he started [[BAWWW|crying]]. We went out to grab a bite, just to get him out of the house."

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=6665969&page=1

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11453777?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/720115/no-cussing-teen-faces-net-hate-campaign FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

== Jay Leno cameo ==

For some bizarre reason, Jay Leno gave Mmmkay the opportunity to appear on his nigger-infested unfunny pedophile show. As suspected, almost nothing of remote interest happened during the show and Mmmkay spent the time endlessly ranting about the benefits of a swear-free world. In fact, even Jay Leno's soulless Jew-heart was unimpressed by his pathetic shit. The real reason for Mmmkay's appearance on the show was merely to promote his father's homo-erotic book. The only noteworthy thing is that Mmmkay did not lose his virginity during the time as everyone is aware of that he never ever EVER (no srsly nevah) will do so.

==McGay's YouTube Page==

This fucking faggot has a YouTube page where he posts music videos where he plays shitty music on his guitar and even changes the words. Troll the fuck out of him for teh lulz: http://www.youtube.com/user/mckayhatch
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==DAD'S EMAIL HACKED==

On the 21st of January '09, the creators of the No Cussing Club, McKay and Brent "cunt" Hatch, got their email [[Hacker|haxx0rd]] and via this [[lulz|astonishing]] development passwords were acquired and a certain website got its shit ruined. As a side note to this wonderful event, it also became clear that the club was [[Shit nobody cares about|not all that it seemed]].

Their material promotes the organization as the brainchild of a 14 year old boy when all material is written by his parents, who also manage his profitable career while using his speaking events to plug their own material. The ruination of No Cussing Club's site is greatly considered [[epic win]], being the first lulzy thing Anon has done in a [[At least 100 years|long fucking time]].

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== The Car ==

Apparently, a member of the No Cussing Club has a dragster, and once he saw it, the club's leader creamed himself.

"The No Cussing Dragster (moar liek [[fag]]ster, amirite?)

One of our NCC members in Florida has gone '''''full throttle''''' and put McKay's challenge where the rubber meets the road.  Chaplain Glen Launey of Racers for Christ has donned the No Cussing Club logo on his '''''500 horsepower''''' dragster.  This baby can hit '''''150 miles per hour''''', covering a quarter mile in just over 9 seconds.

We are also honored to learn that we share logo real estate on this '''''awesome''''' dragster with the Special Operations Warrior Foundation, which provides full college scholarship grants, to surviving children of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps special operations personnel who were killed in action."

All around '''''SWEEEEEET'''''!"

==SHITTY REMIX==

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==BOOK!==

No, I'm not shitting you. This little faggot actually now has a book out. [http://www.amazon.com/No-Cussing-Club-McKay-Hatch/dp/0945713088/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1243982256&sr=1-1 Plz troll with flame reviews (though Amazon.com has a filter for your swear words, lol)] 

This book is also from the same faggots who created the no cussing club, [http://www.amazon.com/Raising-G-Rated-Family-X-Rated-World/dp/096530129X And spam this with flame reviews as well], as some people are unable to see through the screen of bullshit and actually gave it 5 stars

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[[Image:ohsnap.jpg]]
Image:Hogan.jpg
Image:No cussing club certificate.jpg|Proud member
Image:Rule_34_on_C-hat.JPG|Needs some [[Rule 34]].
Image:Defnotpedoriffic.png|Let it be known the No Cussing Club [[NAMBLA|advocates]] [[Loli|pedophilia]] and [[JEWS DID WTC|Jewry]].
Image:Furry hugging.jpg|No cussing club members are also [[furries]] as shown in hugging card
Image:Dontfuckingcuss.jpg|i wonder if those braces fucking hurt?
Image:oldfucker.jpg|The NCC gets some extra funding from [[NAMBLA]]
Image:You_win_the_prize.jpg|Hey! Look [[retard|who else]] joined the No Cussing Club!
Image:Uncle.gif|uncle fuckered. winner: ED
Image:SUCH LIES..jpg|Their no cussing challenge, according to [[Wikipedia]].
Image:Oldest_Member.jpg|NCC's oldest goddamn member is actually [[George Carlin]].
Image:279_IMG_1553.jpg|An NCC [[cock|member]]. The [[goth|artist]] on his shirt wrote the song "This is [[Sparta|the New Shit]]". This, my [[newfag|children]], is a textbook definition of [[Jack Thompson|hypocrisy]].
Image:nocuss2.jpg|[[B|/b/]] tries the No Cussing Challenge.
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==Blocked by Google==

It seems even Google has grown tired of the giant fuckload of fail that is the NCC and has thus [[pwnt|blocked its website as malicious]] ensuring massive win and lulz for the rest of teh internetz.

More likely, it has blocked the site because it had been repeatedly ass-raped by Anon, and thus is now a likely carrier of Cyber-GRIDS. But you guys believe what you want.

[[Image:Ncc_blocked.jpg|800px]]

{{Rainbowpyramid|SHITBALLS UP MY ASS}}

== [[Wtf|NCC On CNN]] ==

With all the shit going down [[IRL]], surely you might think CNN has better things to write about than a stupid ass club ran by a [[retard]] getting all offended that [[Pimp|Vice President]] [[badass|Biden]] told Pres [[Barack Obama]] that the health care bill was a big <big><big>'''FUCKING'''</big></big> deal. [http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/03/27/teenager-takes-biden-to-task-over-cuss-word/?fbid=_UcxwoSN4L_ Unfortunately, you'd be wrong] as it seems CNN, in the midst of some [[serious business|real shit]] going on, decided to dedicate an entire article around this [[stupid|worthy]] [[shit|cause]]. 

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|[[not|"This is a huge (big fucking) deal,"]] [[pussy|McKay Hatch]] told reporters. "[[no|Many kids and adults all over the world look up to Vice President Biden as a role model]]. He needs to be a good role model for kids and use clean and appropriate language."|McKay Hatch referring to Biden's use of a [[fuck|naughty word]].
|Hatch said he was [[bullshit|not opposed to Biden exercising his First Amendment rights]]. "He has the freedom of speech to say what he wants, but he can't choose the consequences of what he says," the student said. "We need as a country to get back to the [[Fred Phelps|basic values]] and [[orgy|come together]] and treat people with civility."|McKay Hatch exercising his right to be a hypocrite.
|Hatch acknowledged that even he is not [[duh|perfect]]. "I'm just trying to ask him, you know, think about what you're saying next time. This is about [[faggotry|self-control]]. He's doing a [[fail|good]] job; I'm just asking him, you know, try a
little harder."|McKay Hatch expressing his desire for Biden to do his job "better"... not by trying to end poverty or something stupid like that, but by '''not saying fuck'''.
|Hatch's Web site, nocussing.com, claims more than 35,000 members and lists his more than 100 appearances on local and national television programs.

It also sells his book "The No-Cussing Club" ($19.95 + $5.50 postage and handling) and his DVD "The Story of the No-Cussing Club ($29.95 +$6 postage and handling) for sale.|Is dat sum shameless self-promotion?}}
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[[Seriously]], the kid packed an NCC t-shirt, wrist bands, and some other shit into a box and planned to mail it off to Biden. [[Obvious|One wonders if perhaps this might be some sort of attention-getting tactic]]. Lucky for us, this article also happened to have some gems of its own in the way of [[lulz|intelligent]] commentary from its readers.

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|This is the probelm with uptight Americans being Puritanical about this kind of stuff. They actually give kids the impression that people don't talk like this.

Americans should educate their kids properly, rather than f__g with their heads like this.|"Nf," on [[truth]]

|[[Lol|Ha ha hahaha haa haha ha ha haha ha ha]], too much.|"Royal Bloke" getting a great [[lulz]] from it all like the rest of us.

|This young man is correct! I felt it was a very poor choice of words, especially taken into historical context of the word "deal."
FDR's New Deal
Truman's Fair Deal
What is Biden's deal?

I support health care reform legislation because America should provide for the people. I support our president in this noble endeavor. This is not a handout, just a hand. That is all any American would really want, to be able to provide for their family.

Please Mr. Vice President, be a little more carefull in your word choice. Remember, no matter how much we don't like it, as adults we are role models for our youth. Let us all act as such!|"Felonious Monk" on being [[retarded]] and completely ignoring the entire article.

|Really? REALLY?!?!! Is the world that politically correct nowadays? A man can not tell his friend what a big F@&$ing deal is, Vice President Biden was obviously excited for the monumental event that Democrats have been fighting for for years....

So this my friends, is not a BIG F#&$ing DEAL!|"Jay Grimms"

|I sure am glad that we have solved all of our social problems stemming from anger, greed, and ignorance, and can now turn to the urgently pressing issue of grown-ups using four-letter words to express strong feelings. Nothing is a bigger threat to our country. I'm sure this kid's motivation is entirely atruistic and not based upon the fact that he makes money off these absurd products.|"herbivore"

|Oh golly gee wilikers!! Bad language makes my ears hurt. Good thing I live in a cave and never have to hear any.|"Brent"

|I am a [[faggot|Democrat]].

But I Condemn Biden for this Stupidity.

[[LOLWUT|Being a Democrat does not mean that I should support even the wrongdoings of my own party]].

ReThuglicans Crooks will support their party even for Crime.|"John"

|[[Win|How is this news?]]|"Roger Whipple" taking the cake and winning a thousand Internets.}}

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And so on and so forth.

==What Tourette's Guy thinks of the No Cussing Club==

The No Cussing Club is not only racist, and violates the 1st Amendment, but they discriminate against [[Retarded|people with disabilities]] too. Poor helpless Tourette sufferers will be prosecuted under Mgay's reign of terror. Here's what the internets most loveable Tourette sufferer has to say: 

* "The garbage disposal sounds like [[Star Wars|Chewbacca]] taking a shit!"
* "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT 'TOTAL'!!!!"
* "You can go to Jolly [[Pirate]] Donuts and take a two-hour [[Shit|SHIT]] for all I care!"
* "You're 93 years old and you don't know what ''Alf'' is?!"
* "[[RAGE|FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK]]!!!"
* "DAMN IT! HOLY SHIT! BALLS!"
* "YES! I bought your [[Cum|Colgate toothpaste]], the one with [[Semen|tartar control]]! AND IT MADE ME FEEL...LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!"
* "[[Bob Saget|BOB SAGET]]!"
* "My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
* "You look like 200 pounds of BIRD SHIT!!!"
* "I hope this is the black person version of this song, not that [[Unwarranted self importance|Sting]] piece of SHIT!"
* "I don't give a dead moose's last [[Shit|SHIT!]]"
* "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a [[Shit|SHIT!]]"
* "FUCK SALT!"
* "That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!"
* "You can't do [[Shit|SHIT]] without your [[cock|BALLS!]]"
* "PISSING out the window and [[Shit|shitting]] out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!"
* "[[cuckoldry|Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?]]"
* "[[bitch|BITCH!]] I love you."
* "Last time I gave a [[Shit|shit]], I got FUCKED!!"
* "[[Buttsecks|BUTT FUCK!!!]]"
* "Go count your [[dick|DICK!]]"
* "[[fellatio|SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!]]"
* "[[Shit|SHIT!!!]]"
* "I have freedom of speech. And if they don't like it, they can go [[Masturbation|FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!]]"
* "I don't give a [[Shit|shit, shit, SHIT!!!]]"
* "[[McDonald's|RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD]]"
* "Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a [[Boner|big DICK!]]"
* "Fuck you, Head and Shoulders!"
* "What the hell do you mean a [[AIDS|'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert']]?!"
* "I have to live in this [[4chan|hellhole!]] All you ever do is stay at home and play with your [[tits]] and look at your [[ass]] at the same time!"
* "[[Shit|AW SHIT!]]"
* "DAMMIT, THESE [[Boner|FISHSTICKS]] ARE HARD AS [[tits|TITS]]!!!"
*"I'm not afraid of shit! ...Except snakes"
*"Once you see my dick, you won't want it!!!"
*".................................FUCK!"
*"Where'd you get all this shit?"
*"Is that that big black woman you work with?"
*"Dom Delouise: He used to be a chef on TV.  But now he just sits at home, WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS!!"
*"HORSE [[shit|MANURE]]!!!
*"This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!"
*"Bacon and eggs dear" (fat fuck ex-wife Sheila) "What?" (Danny) "OH, FOR CRYING OUT, LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGZ" lulz
*"It feels like there's 500 pounds of fatass on my chest!"
*"Fuck you kid, you're a dick! You're a faggot!"
*"I didn't talk to nobody yesterday! I was in the car taking a shit!"
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

Remember kids, people with Tourette's Syndrome can't help whatever comes out, and McKay will punish these fuckers (opps, I mean "Forkers") to the max. (Read more: [[Final Solution]])

==See also==

*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Censorship]]
*[[The R Word]]
*[[Think B4 You Speak]]
*[[Alexander Stern]]
*[[Teens Against Porn]]

==External Links==

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Cussing_Club The No Cussing Club wiki. You know what to do.] '''BALEETED nd redirected to [[WIN|Timeline of events associated with Anonymous]]'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_GJ4GlqWzU The founder farts. Lulzy comments below.] '''BALEETED'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/mckayhatch No cussing, assmunch.]
*[http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/jan/15/teenage-founder-of-no-cussing-club-under-siege/ In old Media 1/15/09.]
*[http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Internet_group_Anonymous_hacks_No_Cussing_Club%27s_website,_owner%27s_e-mail_account And Anonymous makes Wikipedia...Again..]
*[http://www.insideedition.com/news.aspx?storyID=2683 McGay on Inside Edition]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pasadena_High_School McGay's school on TOW.] PROTIP: [[Pools Closed|THEY HAVE A POOL]]


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