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[[Image:Neocons.jpg|thumb|Fucking Jews.]]

Once upon a time, a bunch of Jew [[Retards|Trotskyites]] at City College in [[Jew York]] got together and said, "This is no fun. There's no [[booze]] here, no kink, no rock and roll - so it's time to take it to the Xtreme! Texas style!" Shortly after, they [[rape|raped]] a school bus full of blind children.

Thus, the [[Nazi|Neo-conservative]] movement started.  At first they were all Jews, but then [[Dick Cheney]] said "Gimme a piece of that shit, nigga!"   

==The Jewish Paradox: A Plan for World Domination==
The Neocons were basically a bunch of whiny kikes who controlled U.S. foreign policy during the first term of [[W|the GW Bush administration]]. The same way dogs might have fleas, [[Dick Cheney]] and [[Donald Rumsfeld]] (who had been hanging out and [[fapping]] [[not gay|together]] to [[snuff|snuff pr0n]] since their days as colleagues in the [[Henry Kissinger|Ford]] administration) had little Neocon parasites attached to them. These [[Jews did WTC|Jews did 9/11]] and then thrust the United States into disastrous wars in [[Iraq]] and [[Afghanistan]].

This was all part of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|a plan schemed years earlier]]. These same [[Jews|Neocons]] who controlled the Bush administration's foreign policy had earlier [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm pitched a plan for regime change in Iraq to Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu]. Netanyahu told them, "I love this idea, but since we the Jewish people also control the United States, why don't we just do it with the U.S. military instead? It sounds like a big and expensive project. We really don't want to have to pay for it ''ourselves''." 

The [[Jews|Neocons]] tried to sell [[Bill Clinton|President Clinton]] on the idea but he was [[Rimjob|busy with other things]] ([http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm#N_28_ srsly]). For the 2000 election these kikes really stacked the deck, wanting to make sure they could do 9/11 and then launch the Iraq War (Jews do not like to leave anything to chance), so they placed one of their own ([[Joe Lieberman]]) as the Democratic vice presidential candidate and also placed one of their closest political allies ([[Dick Cheney]]) as Republican vice presidential candidate. [[John McCain]], runner-up to [[W|George W. Bush]] in the Republican primaries, was also one of their hardline allies. 

[[Lie|Bush won]] and so Rumsfeld was installed as Defense Minister with [[Paul Wolfowitz|Paul Wolfowitz✡]] (who later controlled the World Bank, just to rub it in everyone's face that [[fact|evil mass-murdering Jews control the global economy]]) actually giving him his orders. Likewise, Dick Cheney received his orders from Scooter Libby✡.

After years of successful propaganda agitation against [[Saddam Hussein]] (accomplished through Jewish control of [[Hollywood]] and the media), the Americans were tricked into believing that Arabs, not the Jews, did WTC and readily supported a campaign to [[Holocaust|ethnically cleanse]] Iraq. This campaign proved extremely successful, with over 1 million kills logged to date. [[Some argue|Some claim]] that Cheney and the Neocons themselves parachuted directly into Baghdad where they performed the ritual sacrifice of [[over 9000]] Iraqi babies and then had a [[Satanism|gay orgy]] while their bodies were drenched in blood.

What happens after the Iraq War is launched is vague, murky, and ambiguous. The Neocons' [http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/06/mccain-lieberma.html best boy], [[John McCain]], actually lost the 2008 presidential election to a [[Islam|Muslim]] [[nigra]] named [[Barack Hussein Obama]]. For a few brief moments, everyone thought that maybe the Jews had lost and peace would return to the world. However, Barack immediately showed his true form (Jew Power in [[blackface]]) and installed [[Rahm Emanuel]] (bloodthirsty Zionist kike) as his chief of staff, and [[Hillary Clinton]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkS9y5t0tR0 a Neocon ally], as Secretary of State. 

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File:Neocon Game Plan.jpg|Neo-con plan for the world
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Image:Neocons-jewgold.jpg|They did it for the lulz and teh [[Jew Gold|gold]].
Image:Redneck-gun.jpg|The Neocons ironically formed a close political alliance with illiterate rednecks, including this fellow shown here exercising his [[Guns|second Amendment rights]].
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