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[[File:Neal-rauhauser-with-cat.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Neal with the only type of mammal which can stand being around him [[irl]] for any length of time.]]
'''Neal Rauhauser''' is a troll who poses as a social media [[faggot|consultant]]. His hobbies include trolling random [[Tea Party]] bloggers with the Beandog Militia, acting as an FBI plant at [[Occupy Wall Street]] rallies, rambling about his exploits (Such as his story in which he implies that he most likely trolled Andrew Breitbart into a fatal heart attack) to people on IRC, so that they will think he's cool and won't call him on his bullshit when he invokes their name to [[troll shielding|troll sheild]]. Neal is also known to take the [[Weinergate]] page at [[Autism|face value]], and is alleged to have [[swat|swatted]] various conservative bloggers, but [[some argue]] that Neal was framed for the swattings as part of a [[ronbryn|zionist conspiracy]].
{{quote|I am a hacker, in the sense that I instinctively know how things fit together, rather than the 31337 h4x0r getting into people’s stuff use of the word.|Neal Rauhauser, hacker, just not with computers.}}<br/><br/>

== The Man, The Myth, The Maniac ==

This log is a fairly good representation of the typical Neal chat. He blogs, and people either make leading statemetns to feign interest or simply reply with "lol."<br/><br/>

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== Stealing Credit for Trolling the Tea Party ==
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Sometime in 2010 a group of Twitter trolls known as The Beandogs began targeting [[Tea Party]] members.  While most conservative bloggers credit Neal as being behind this and even go so far as to say the Democrats paid him run a smear campaign against them, the truth is Neal had fuck all to do with this other than being a patsy after the fact.  Beandogs, recognizing that the redneck Tea Partiers were milkable lolcows, harassed and attempted to get them to say offensive things that can be later used against them for the lulz.

Eventually some ex-Marine PTSD survivor '''([[Greg_W_Howard|Greg W. Howard]])''' got involved and accused Beandogs of being a [[PsyOps|psy-op]] paid for and sponsored by the [[Obama|Democratic party]], and Neal's signature was on the contract.  Thus, Twittergate was born.  This couldn't be further from the truth as the only thing Neal does is create new useless [[sockpuppet]] accounts every fucking day of the week.  Seeing opportunity for more lulz, Beandog members began touting Neal as their [[Leaderfag|de-facto leader]], and the tinfoil brigade of the Tea Party made their own counter-attack group called The Wrecking Crew.  The Wrecking Crew helped push the conspiracy theory further by making videos and countless blogs about the operation providing all types of [[The Many-worlds interpretation|evidence]] to back up their claims.  Beandog members kept the ball rolling and dug up Greg Howard's financial documents proving that his business was in shambles and he was a deadbeat piece of a shit who owed back child-support.

Neal's involvement would eventually come back to bite the real trolls in the ass, as Neal received full credit for everything and would glory-fag the incident to everyone who listened for years to come.<br/><br/>

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{{quote|Now it's not funny anymore that they think we're working for Rauhauser.  Now I'm not getting credit for being the scumbag on the Internet that I am. Rauhauser is.|TheRealSomebody}}<br/><br/>

== Taking Credit for the Death of Andrew Breitbart ==
[[File:Neal Rauhauser Andrew Breitbart.png|thumb|right|The twitter exchange that Neal claims killed Andrew.]]
[[File:Breitbart Neal Rauhauser.JPG|thumb|right|He's right, but not for the reasons he was thinking.]]
If Neal Rauhauser is a democratic operative, Andrew Breitbart was his republican [[Final Boss of the Internet|nemesis]].  The two fought each other over years in a number of tl;dr blogs, scribd documents, [[autism|posting collections of Twitter screencaps at each other]], and other sorts of dumbfuckery that any sane person would look at and disregard as the ramblings of someone who forgot to take their meds.  There's enough text between these two shitheads to fill the Library of Congress.

In Andrew's final days, he claimed to have a damning video which would cost Obama his re-election.  This video was set to be released on March 1st.  On Feburary 29th, Andrew died of a heart attack while arguing with Neal about some meritless lawsuit on Twitter.  Conspiracy theorists went apeshit with ideas about the Democratic party shooting Andrew with a heart-attack gun or something equally ridiculous, and for the next week or two Neal would [[Sick fuck|brag about how he killed Andrew Breitbart]] 140 characters at a time.
{{quote|This undated tweet from @AndrewBreitbart is from either right before the 2010 election or shortly thereafter. The attention from he and his toadies chased me off LinkedIn, but it sent me on a two year mission which included him dropping dead in the midst of a battle of words with me and two anonymous Twitter commenters.|Classy}}
Realizing that [[Nigger|bragging about murdering someone to the public]] isn't exactly a rational thing to do, Neal [[Delete fucking everything|deleted all evidence]] of his boasting and proceeding to brag about it in private instead.  Did Neal actually kill Andrew?  Of course not, the unhealthy fuck had a preexisting heart condition and was liable to drop dead at any moment.  He could have just as easily died in his car while getting a traffic ticket.  He could have blown an artery by missing an elevator.  He would have most definitely dropped dead when Obama got re-elected.  This doesn't stop Neal from taking credit for having the last heated argument with a political blogging blowhard, which is a pretty sick thing to be happy about considering the dispute is over laws they have no control of and a [[The Man|government]] who doesn't give a rat's ass about either of their meaningless existence.

So what ever happened to Andrew's damning video of Obama?  Turned out it was some pointless speech Obama gave to a college in the early 90s about embracing racial equality.  So much for your heart-attack gun, retards. 

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== Audio ==
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== Social Media ==
[[File:Neal Rauhauser's Medicine Cabinet.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is what fuels his blogs.]]
* {{linkedin|in/nealrauhauser|Neal Rauhauser}}
* {{twitter|nrauhauser}}{{priv}}
* {{twitter|StrandedWind}}{{priv}}
* {{twitter|realityforger}}{{priv}}
* {{wordpress|nealrauhauser}}
* [http://strandedwind.org StrandedWind.org]
* [http://stranded-wind.dailykos.com/user/Stranded%20Wind DailyKos columns]

== Further Reading==

* [http://www.screedofmomus.info/2012/06/neal-rauhauser-from-beginning.html Neal Rauhauser, From The Beginning]
* {{archive|nlM4m|Twittergate: How Internet Jerks Pranked the Tea Party}}
* [http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/middle-class-guy/2012/jun/28/who-neal-rauhauser/ Who is Neal Rauhauser]
* [http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/08/16/1231266/-Mr-Neal-Rauhauser-What-Were-You-Thinking Mr. Neal Rauhauser, What Were You Thinking?]
* [http://www.screedofmomus.info/2012/06/is-neal-rauhauser-informant.html Is Neal Rauhauser an Informant?]
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== See Also ==

* [[Batshit]]
* [[Troll Shield]]
* [[Ronbryn]]
* [[Joseph Camp]]
* [[Kelly Hallissey]]
* [[Greg W Howard]]

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