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:''For the [[sick fuck|sick]] [[furfag]]s that [[fap|clop]] to all this shit see [[Bronies]].''
[[File:Fluttershy fanart.jpg|thumb|Typical MLP fanart.]]                                                                                    
[[File:2ponies1mouth.png|thumb|Eat up that friendship.]]
[[File:Mlpconcept01.jpg|thumb|Show concept summed up in a nutshell.]]
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[[File:ZipperheadPonies.jpg|thumb|Now in [[Japan|Jap]] form.]]
[[File:theylivemlp.jpg|thumb|The ultimate goal of all omega ponyfags, brought to you by Truth-o-Vision.]]
[[File:MLPabuse.jpg|thumb|Recommended interaction on meeting a pony.]]

'''''Cartoon Horse Program''''' (also known as '''''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic''''') is a big [[gay]] pink clusterfuck of a television show directed at [[loli|little girls]] with the attention span of a dog with an arse full of [[crack]]. The show is also surrounded by various [[plastic crap]] in the shape of [[cockmongler|grinning]] flowery ponies, hand carved by the finest diseased [[china|Chinese]] orphans Hasbro can enslave. It was your average [[bullshit]] children's show until it gained an unnaturally large following of [[fat]] greasy [[basement dwellers]] all desperate to gain some semblance of their childhood by desperately obsessing over a children's show about magical [[faggot]] ponies. Self-labeled as the dreaded [[Brony]] and [[Pegasister]], these mongoloid [[fucktards]] have created billions of [[unfunny]] image macros and a few half-arsed [[forced meme|forced memes]], vomiting it over every inch of the [[interbutts]] while they [[masturbate]] furiously to a small plastic figurine of Pinkie Pie. 

== Concept ==
It was during early 2010 that the great hipster demon [[Lauren Faust]] thought it would be a [[no|really great]] idea to [[zombie|revive]] the My Little Pony television show, and transform it into the small flowery bowl of [[testicles|ballbag]] sweat it is today. [[Hitler|Faust]] decided to put the ponies in a place called Equestria which literally translates from Latin into [[nobody cares|something about horse fucking or some shit]]. The Ponies are mostly [[wimmin]]s and run the entire society, which basically means that all of Equestria is a gigantic kitchen, and if it isn't- [[domestic abuse|'''god save those ponies''']]. The show basically revolves around a purple pony called [[Mary Sue|Twilight Sparkle]] dicking about with all the other ponies and learning about friendship and happiness and [[blowjob|how to properly stroke the shaft]], so all the little girls out there can learn from these [[lesbianism|life lessons]] and apply them in the [[IRL|real world]] as soon as possible.

== Characters ==

=== Mane 6 ===

* '''[[Asperger's Syndrome|Twilight Sparkle]]''' &ndash; Typical, boring as fuck [[Mary Sue]] main character that was sent on a quest for [[cocaine|friendship]] to fulfill Celestia's [[addict|needs]]. [[Pokemon|She evolved into an alicorn]] [[attention whore|princess]] at the end of season 3. The butthurt this generated among the ponyfags was ''glorious''.
* '''[[Lesbian|Rainbow Dash]]''' &ndash; A carpet-munching slutbag with an ADHD problem, usually [[shipping|shipped]] by ponyfaggots into various clit-licking bonanzas, so quick that she can prolapse her anus in an ass-to-ass [[dildo]] session with another pony [[forced meme|in 10 seconds flat]]
* '''[[Anxiety|Fluttershy]]''' &ndash; This one mercifully doesn't squeak out too many lines, and is instead the quiet [[ugly]] one, [[some argue|it is suggested]] that her shyness was brought about due to being raped by her fathers throbbing [[horse cock]] as a young filly. Everyone secretly wishes death upon her but are too afraid to get close enough to the hideous thing to sink a knife between her ribs, and the poisons [[Fail|aren't working]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|In humanized headcanons, Fluttershy has the biggest breasts of all the Mane 6 and of all Equestria]].
* '''[[Manchild|Pinkie Pie]]''' &ndash; A hyperactive, scatter brained, [[attention whore|attention whoring]] drug addict with an over zealous voice actor and a name that sounds like some sort of [[sex]] move involving pastries. [[Crybaby|She also cries about fucking '''EVERYTHING''']].
* '''[[USI|Rarity]]''' &ndash; [[Lauren Faust|Faust]] does a good job of presenting a totally [[not racist|unstereotypical]] depiction of an uptight, whiny, know it all, [[English]] slag. Working in clothing, she makes all of the [[BDSM|dominatrix]] costumes for other ponies. Her sole purpose is to be "the self-obsessed one", complaining about the state of her hair or appearance to the point of teeth grinding irritation, making anyone unfortunate enough to glance upon her wafting about their television want to scalp that bitch swiftly. Rarity also enjoys having sex with her slave Spike.
* '''[[White Trash|Applejack]]''' &ndash; An [[typical|inbred, cousin-fucking, moonshine drinking, mountain dwelling]] hillbilly. A prime example of [[rape|what happens]] when a woman can't outrun her brother down south. She portrays a physical need for apples not dissimilar to a crack addict, in fact [[some argue|some say]] that the entire show is simply a drug induced hallucination of the real applejack who is in fact a filthy homeless man lying in a gutter dribbling and twitching in a pool of his own urine. Also notable for [[Brandon Scott Hole|being partially responsible for the]] [[IRL]] [[Pwnt|pwning]] [[Brandon Scott Hole|of nine people]].

==== Equestria Girls ====

* '''[[Whore|Sunset Shimmer]]''' &ndash; Celestia's ex-student and the main villain in the first Equestria Girls movie. She has the power to become a succubus. In the end, they pulled off a Nightmare Moon by learning about the power of friendship and lesbianship, and becomes one with the main protagonists in later movies and clips after the first one.

=== Princesses ===

* '''[[Hitler|Princess Celestia]]''' &ndash; Glorious Führerin [[White Devils|white devil]] of Equestria who rules over all the land with a tight regime. Any pony that doesn't appear to be smiling incessantly will be immediately be [[in the ass|punished]] by this Nazi pony's rainbow colored cactus [[dildo]]. Sends Twilight and the others to do her dirty work, thus proving herself the wisest princess of the worthless bunch: never do a job yourself if you can make a flunky do it for you.
* '''[[Emo|Princess Luna]]''' &ndash; Former villain Nightmare Moon. The disappointment of a little sister to Princess Celestia and as such is a grimdark [[emo]] pony that barely appears in the show. This is probably due to spending most of her time slitting her wrists as the unbearable happiness and joy that the other ponies consistently [[shit]] out gnaws at her (and our) brains like a rat with rabies.
* '''[[Mary Sue|Princess Cadence]]''' &ndash; The [[bitch|princess]] of love and buttsex. Married to Shining Armor who is actually Twilight's [[incest|big brother]].
* '''[[Butthurt|Princess Twilight Sparkle]]''' &ndash; Doesn't want to be addressed as princess all the time because she wants to be seen as a ''Pony Of The People'' despite her lack of interest in abdicating her title so no one would ever have to call her Princess again and her wish to be equals with everyone would come true. Bring this up to Bronies and watch their heads explode.  See Twilight Sparkle above under Mane 6.
* '''[[Baby|Princess Flurry Heart]]''' &ndash; Cadence and Shining Armor's recently born daughter, who is basically [[The Fairly Oddparents|Poof 2.0]]; she creates a gigantic snowstorm just [[Lolwut|by sneezing]]. Will most likely be a [[Mary Sue]], which is a good reason as for why she should've been aborted.

=== Minor Characters ===

* '''[[Dragon|Spike]]''' &ndash; [[Spyro|Tiny purple baby dragon shrimp]] that represents all the [[A Womyn's Guide to Males|silly boys]] that populate the world and is a slave kept by Twilight Sparkle to do all her shit for her further penetrating the idea of lesbian feminazism into the minds of young girl's, [[Mind control|making sure]] their next slumber party involves copious amounts of scissoring. Spike is also a sex slave kept by Rarity for her pleasure, which he enjoys more than Twilight Sparkle's bidding.
* '''[[Jailbait|Cutie Mark Crusaders]]''' &ndash; The Cultie Mark Crusadists is made up of three of the most painfully dull characters, and their quest to find their [[Newfag|Cutie Marks]]. They consist of Sweetie Belle, who basically has the same personality as a [[12 year old girls|12 year old girl]]. Then there's Scootaloo, the parentless dyke, who's fans like to [[Unfunny|relate her to a chicken]]. The third and final member of the Cancer Making Cunts, is none other then Apple Bloom, a talentless inbred, worshiped by fans for being so [[kawaii]]. The fourth and newest member so far is Apple Bloom's inbred incest cousin Babs Seed.
* '''[[Africa|Zecora]]''' &ndash; A zebra that turns out to be a nigger living in a hut full of voodoo shit like most black stereotypes do.
* '''[[Discord|Discord]]''' &ndash; [[Hahaha_no|Possibly the only good character in the show]]: A [[Dragon|dracon]][[Pony|equus]] that was once a main villain in season 2. With Hasbro's idea to bring him back to understand the magic of friendship from his sexual lover Fluttershy in season 3, Discord went from villain to troll and now fulfills the role of Q from [[Star Trek]] in the MLP:FiM universe. Whoever wrote all this horseturd should be assraeped with a pony doll.
* '''[[Mary Sue|Starlight Glimmer]]''' &ndash; Another Mary Sue pony. Starlight Glimmer was once a feminazi type villain from Season 5 who lead [[Soviet Russia|the motherland]] that changes cutie marks, forcing everyone to be [[SJW]] feminists of equality just like her. Then later she came back to change history to erase Twilight Sparkle and everything she finds [[triggered]]. That's until Twilight Sparkle stopped her to witness [[December 21, 2012|the end of the world]] that gave her a change of heart and no longer becomes a evil feminazi thanks to Twilight Sparkle's magic of lesbian-friendship. '''FUN FACT:''' Starlight Glimmer is most likely made to make fun of [[Tumblr]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] combined.

=== Villains ===

* '''[[Emo|Nightmare Moon]]''' &ndash; It pretty much explains the same thing as Luna except Nightmare Moon is twice as worse and super [[emo]].
* '''[[Bitch|Trixie Lulamoon]]''' &ndash; [[Sethisto|Sethisto's]] [[waifu|pony waifu]] he keeps in his bed (which aptly enough describes Sethisto, except for the blue female part) and Twilight Sparkle's [[Gary Motherfucking Oak|archrival]]. Trixie is a entertainer who never shuts her big fucking mouth about herself as [[The Great And Powerful Trixie]] and rants how she's better than everybody. In reality, she's a powerless showoff with a big fucking mouth and she'll always get her horse pussy dominated by Twilight Sparkle.
* '''[[IRL Troll|Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon]]''' &ndash; Two [[USI|snobbish]] rich cunts who always talk shit and have a grudge against the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
* '''[[Lesbian|Gilda]]''' &ndash; A lesbian gryphon with a very bitchy attitude. She used to be Rainbow Dash's girlfriend before she became one with the Mane 6.
* '''[[David Bowie|Diamond Dogs]]''' &ndash; A group of diamond rapist dogs living in the underground like [[niggers]] in [[Detroit|the hood]].
* '''[[Divide by zero|Discord]]''' &ndash; '''See Minor Characters above'''.
* '''[[Gay|Flim Flam Brothers]]''' &ndash; Twin gay lovers and brothers. All they do is [[Apple|scam ponies with crap that never works]].
* '''[[Alien|Queen Chrysalis]]''' &ndash; Some kind of bug pony with rape holes all over her, somewhat resembling a block of [[Swiss]] cheese. She was a fake Cadence in the beginning of season 2 and she controls the swarm of bug ponies. [[Starcraft|Now what does that remind you of]]?
* '''[[Jew|King Sombra]]''' &ndash; Some evil jewish-looking king trying to take over the crystal palace because crystals are rich. Nothing new.
* '''[[Dyke|Lightning Dust]]''' &ndash; Rainbow Dash's rival. She's pretty much a bitch who will hurt her girlfriends during a race.
* '''[[Whore|Sunset Shimmer]]''' &ndash; '''See Equestria Girls above'''.
* '''[[Snob|Suri Polomare]]''' &ndash; Just another rich snob bitch that Rarity encountered.
* '''[[Comics|Mane-iac]]''' &ndash; Maniac, Mane-iac, I get it. Har fucking har. She's a Medusa-like supervillain from a action comic book. Her weapon is her [[Tentacle Rape|big green hair that slithers around like hentai tentacles]].
* '''[[Comic Books|Nightmare Rarity]]''' - Only in the comics series. It's just Nightmare Moon possessed Rarity.
* '''[[Satan|Tirek]]''' &ndash; The reboot of a [[1980s|G1]] My Little Pony villain in the end of season 4. An old centaur that devours the souls of ponies like he's freakin' Shang Tsung in order to grow stronger to regain his real form. Responsible for destroying Twilight Sparkle's home with a [[shoop da whoop]] and replace it with her own kingdom in the end.
* '''[[Ginger|Adagio Dazzle]]''' &ndash; Leader of her band and the main villain in the second Equestria Girls movie Rainbow Rocks. A second movie? Seriously? And together with her lesbian bandmates '''[[Boring|Aria Sorrow]] & [[Retard|Sonata Dusk]]''', they are known as The Dazzlings who are apparently Sirens or some shit.
* '''[[Feminist|Starlight Glimmer]]''' &ndash; '''See Minor Characters above'''.
* '''[[Original Character|Midnight Sparkle]]''' - The succubus version of Twilight Sparkle's clone in the third movie Friendship Games. Way to run out of ideas for another shitty movie, Hasbro.


=== Derpy ===

* '''[[Derpy Hooves]]''' &ndash; Born and raised in [[4chan]]'s /co/ board, a pony that suffered a severe stroke causing Marty Feldman Syndrome, fans find this adorable, while she silently prays ''"roll on death"'' (See more in the [[Derpygeddon]] article). Derpy is also the characterized manifestation of the average MLP viewer's severe mental [[retardation]].

== Overview ==

[[File:Action hank vs pinky pie by junawashere-d4eq1he.gif|thumb|[[ALL CAPS|NO. MORE. PONIES!]]]]

The lack of significant [[men|male]] characters is due to the fact that [[Lauren Faust]] is a closet [[feminazi]]. When any male ponies are shown, they usually babble something [[stupid|witless]] to the female characters, then get their testicles crunched by a hoof for stepping out of line. The show has inexplicably garnered praise from various [[retards]] for its "clever" [[diarrhea|writing]] and "witty" [[abortion|humor]], this is usually spouted by the flabby [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] to stop them from feeling like emasculated fucknuggets for watching a girl's children show. It is unknown as to where these statements of "good writing" find their basis, but if you consider a group of ponies dry humping each other and dribbling something about friendship "clever", or a cartoon horse squealing then falling over "funny" [[aspergers|there is something seriously wrong]]. The disgusting fugly and garish color palette of the show will cause any [[heterosexual|normal]] man who glances at the screen to fall into a coma twitching and vomiting. This is because a large amount of sickeningly bright ponies are often fucking about on the screen enough during any given episode, to cause a hardcore [[epilepsy|epileptic fit]]. These symptoms only effect men with actual balls hanging from their groin: therefore bronies are exempt.

== [[IMDb]] ==

[[File:Notalenthackjob.png|thumb|This shitty thing scored an 8.3 on IMDb.]]

[[Aspies|IMDb members]] don't tend to be of the greatest taste, (considering that they gave ''[[Fight Club]]'' an 8.9 out of 10) but one would at least expect them to hold SOME standards. This is not the case at all, [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/ for it has become clear that IMDb faggots are in favor of this show due to its current rating of 8.3.] Even though this is a high score to obtain for a girl show, [[Bronies|brony fags]] are still not satisfied, [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/board/nest/199725291 considering that this one bawwed his eyes out about the score dropping rapidly, and how he thinks the show should have a 9.0.] That's right, according to these furniggers, this show should hold a higher rating than ''[[The Boondocks]]'' and ''[[Breaking Bad]]''. A show about brightly colored faggoty ponies is better than a cleverly-written drama about a drug dealer and a [[I see what you did there|dark]] comedy about racism. On a side-note, [http://www.tv.com/shows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/ they also raeped TV.com]

'''Update''': As of September 2015, IMDb now gives ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' a 7.8 out of 10, which, while still way too high, is a step in the right direction.

'''Another Update''': As of February 2017 IMDb gives "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" a 7.7 out of 10, this is not good enough and their parents will be notified of their poor work.

== 4chan stampede ==

[[File:Ponyorigins.png|180px|thumb|Big Mcln spouts some [[boring|info.]]]]

=== The [[cancer]] ===

[[File:Moot is a god.jpg|thumb|Mods = Gods]]
[[File:Original Post.png|thumb|The post that caused the [[shitstorm]].]]

The many flabby nerdsacks at [[co/|/co/]] quickly latched on to the show seeing it as a colorful distraction for their otherwise pitiful [[no life|lives]] and a decent cover for their closet [[pedophilia|pedophilic]] tendencies that reveal themselves through the guise of watching a television show for little girls. These flabby maniacs created thread after thread of fanart and fanfiction vomiting rainbow colored [[anti-lulz]] into 4chan to the vast and unending dismay of everyone else. A few weeks later, this cancer has found its way to [[b/|/b/]], and so another [[unfunny]] lump of cancerous fandom and asshatery was shat into the sea of diarrhea that is /b/.

The entire decision for a /b/ onslaught was decided by five [[faggot| fabulous]] tripfags known as ''Flutter!shy'' (age 16) ''Appple!jack'' (age 22) ''Pinkie!pie'' (age 20) ''Rainbow!dash'' (age 23) and ''BigMcIn!!toshdAyGxE'' ([[cp|age 14]]) as shown in the possibly [[shooped]] screenshot to the right. And so the gigantic pony monster grew, stuffing it's friendship dick into all the threads and ejaculating despicable pony generals that scraped at the eyes of any front page [[lurkers]]. The dribbling masses of Bronies seemed unfazed by the [[gore]] and [[cp]] that /b/tards desperatley threw at them to qwell the faggotry, and so it was the [[mods]] turn to stifle this pinkie pie shaped tumor growing within /b/.

=== The [[chemo]] ===

[[m00t]] and his cronies decided they'd had enough of the bronies horse fucking faggotry and threw about gigantic [[banhammer|banhammers]] left and right, squashing all the ponies into twitching masses of purple and pink guts. The bronies effectively shat their pants with rage and attempted to fight back against what they considered was [[lolwut|infringing on their rights]] by [[spam|spamming]] endless [[unfunny]] pony [[image macros]] and acting like considerably [[butthurt|ass-pained]] little children. On October 22, 2011, a sticky on /b/ was posted by moot, declaring trips to be taken away and as a side-note that all bronies and pony related posts should [[get out|take their leave]]. Off course all of the butthurt bronies slithered into the sticky so as to complain some more, only to be led like lambs to the slaughter as m00t [[For great justice|b& their unadulterated faggotry out of existence.]] 

=== The [[prolapse|relapse]] ===

Moot suddenly realized that he is actually a complete faggot, chuckling at how he'd forgotten [[:File:Mootmootmooot.jpg|such a thing]]. Therefore deciding to open the flood gates and let the cancerous rainbow magic faggotry [[cum|stream]] in by creating a [http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/ board] for all the filthy overweight cretins that worship this god awful show. Proving once and for all that 4chan is [[truth|the worst place on the internet]].

{{quote|This is precisely why we don't negotiate with terrorists. Now that you have your own homeland you can strike at us freely.|Anonymous}}


<center>[[TL;DR|'''"The brony hunter's creed"''']]</center>

{{squote|Every brony that walks this earth. Every man, who covets the evil of the pony. Every man, Who keeps a picture of fluttershy as their background. Every man, Who applies rainbow decals to their car. Who floods the boards of 4chan. Who defiles our memes. Who brings ruin and corruption to the face of our world.

Our mission is to hunt you. To crush you. To ruin you.

We shall tear at the integrity of your legions, and revel in the dying agony of your evil. We shall bring disillusion to your corrupt acclaim, and laugh in the face of your idle threats.

Your evil does not trepidate us. Your evil does not repel us.

We shall destroy and obliterate until you are nothing but a neon stain on the face of the internet. 

And when the last brony is cornered, and cannot call for the assistance of its corrupt armies, When they are trapped, and are unable to brandish the blade of evil, we shall remember. Remember all the delusion you have wrought. Remember the corrupted memes. Remember the defilation of everything you have ever touched, 

and we will have no mercy.| Some anon that takes himself [[Unwarranted self-importance|slightly too seriously]]}}

== Equestria Girls ==

The year was 2013. The kikes down at Hasbro needed some more money (apparently the billions they sucked out of their manchild cult wasn't enough) so Lauren Faust gathered up a bunch of smelly old washed up cartoonists and told them "I don't care how shitty it is just make something for these retards to jerk off to" and in about fifteen minutes, the Equestria Girls movie was born.

They basically just took all their cliche and girly ass characters and made them 10x more slutty by morphing them into ugly, anorexic looking, anthropomorphic abominations. They also decided to change from their usual setting of Equestria and instead have the movie take place at a boring fucking high school in an obvious attempt to ripoff Monster High. The whole movie is extremely cringe worthy and just plain terrible. It consists mostly of reused jokes, every imaginable generic high school trope from the past decade, and more suggestive scenes for the brony masturbation factor, some sick perverted animator even decided to show Twilight Sparkle's underwear in a scene (you can try to look it up but you'll probably just find an archive of weird ass pony porn). Lauren Faust also showed just how much she likes trolling her mentally crippled fanbase by adding a male love interest for Twilight. This caused an uproar in the brony fanbase because they were either jealous about losing their animated waifu or they were just plain mad that she wasn't a dyke.

The plot revolves around Twilight getting horny over some long cocked stallion and since this upset the bronies, Princess Celestia banishes Twilight into a nightmarish mirror realm where her former friends and herself are all mangled into humanoid puppets that are locked inside of a special needs high school for eternity with Sunset Shimmer playing the role of Satan. The writers even managed to tend to furfags by making Spike into a little puppy dog fuck toy for the majority of the film. Twilight has to do some gay little friendship gang bang to get their friends out of hell like every other special episode featured on the show. They eventually escape the mirror realm and Twilight gets her horny pony cunt ripped open by Flash Sentry's dangling horse dick then the movie ends.

=== Critical response ===

The movie received mixed feedback from the brony community. A lot of them were pissed off about it since they are obsessive compulsive aspies that get flustered when changes are made to their environment so the sight of Twilight and the gang walking around a high school as subhuman aliens disturbed them quite a bit but most of the twisted sexual deviant bronies that we know and love accepted the movie as a brand new source of fap material and got to work making the most vile collection of fetish porn the community had ever experienced.

The fags down at IMDb rated the movie a big percent lower than the actual show in a pathetic attempt at revenge against the creators since they were butthurt about their pony waifu Twilight Sparkle being stolen by Flash Sentry. This was the first time on record that IMDb went against orders from their pony overlords.

=== Toys ===

The evil Jew queen Lauren Faust finally revealed her evil plan to everyone soon after the release of the movie. Hasbro had created a series of toys based on the film that were targeted towards the few little girls that still watched the cartoon, I'm sure a lot of bronies bought them too but for masturbation purposes only. It was now evident that Lauren Faust not only wanted to milk millions of dollars out of the autistic manchildren known as bronies but she was also out to harvest pocket change from little children around the world. The masterful Jew scheme was so diabolical and well planned that it is now globally praised by evil cartoonists. The toys themselves are identical to Monster High dolls but with disgusting furry qualities like dog ears, tails, and yiff kits. They are the typical boring pieces of plastic shit that Hasbro is so well recognized and loved for.

=== The Sequel ===

Lauren's Jew scheme was so successful that in September 2014 they decided to do it again. The idea was conceived and worked on in a laboratory somewhere deep in the bowels of Hasbro and in about a week Equestria Girls 2: Electric Scootaloo was released. The movie is exactly the same as the first except the plot now revolves around Twilight Sparkle and her friends forming some god awful metal band. The writers added unholy amounts of fan service by allowing some retarded mute DJ to have some screen time and they also decided to make Sunset Shimmer a protagonist since My Little Pony is known for turning villains into weak ass bitches (see Discord.) The new antagonists are some crazy cultist cunts that form a rival band against Twilight Sparkle for a battle of the bands (super original writing). They are unbelievably dull characters that get completely fucking destroyed by Sunset Shimmer's OP singing at the end of the movie.

This time around almost every brony was masturbating to the humanoid versions of Twilight and her friends and the ones that weren't were off somewhere crying about how they didn't have enough feral pony porn to fap to. IMDb rated this movie higher than the original but only because their new waifu Sunset Shimmer showed some skin at the end. This was a successful trick added into the movie by Hasbro to get IMDb back on their side.

== fART tREK, tHE nEW gENERATION ==

You think that was the end of this turd-river, did you not? You pathetic sniveling fuckwad. In 2019, well after FIM production was shut down, it was announced that a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_A_New_Generation new MLP movie] was being made. All new characters, all CG, all voiced by people who fucking should know better, like Michael McKean and Ken Jeong. 
[[File:TNG1.png|left|FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG2.png|right|MOAR FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG3.png|left|EVEN MOAR FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG4.png|right|WORSE FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG5.png|center|finally some truth]]
Because of that [[Coronavirus|fake virus]] hoax, [[Shit|Paramount]] sold it to [[Netflix]]. Who then announced the movie would run in September 2021, and they were making a NEW SERIES to follow. '''The misery never ends'''. Predictably the cockeaters on /mlp/ started whining that it was awful, ''before any of them saw it''. If THIS doesn't convince you MLP and 4chan is [[cancer]] nothing will.
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== Videos ==

[[File:Naked mlp cosplay.jpg|thumb|Look at that stupid fucking grin. He's thinks he's [[USI|got it made]],but all his future holds for him is [[Foreskin|smegma]] and [[AIDS]].]]

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== See Also ==
[[File:My little phallus.jpg|right|185px]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Banned from Equestria (Daily)‎‎]]
* [[Basement-dweller]]
* [[My Little Pony/Berry Punch|Berry Punch]]
* [[Bestiality]]
* [[Brandon Hole]] - A diehard MLP fanboy from Indiana who shot up a FedEx Ground Facility, and later committing an hero.
* [[Brony]]
* [[Chris-chan]]
* [[Curt Sibling]]
* [[Derpy]]
* [[Feminism]]
* ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]''
* [[Closet Furry|Furries in denial]]
* [[Jasha Lottin]]
* [[Littlest Pet Shop]]
* [[Manchildren]]
* [[MysteriousMrEnter]]
* [[NCF]]
* [[Padded Ponies]]
* [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
* [[Pony]]
* [[Ponyland Drama]]
* [[Princess Molestia]]
* [[Rangerphile]]
* [[Robot Unicorn Attack]]
* [[Ruining the Internet]]
* [[Shit]]
* [[Shitting Rainbows]]
* [[Sparkledogs]]
* [[Unicorn Orgy]]
* [[Unikitty]]
* [[Yiff]]

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