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{{spoilers|His angry troll schtick was all an act, he was just pretending to be an autistic retard you fucking noobs!}}
{{breakingnews|'''ZOMG MARIOTEHPLUMBER AKA JOHN ENGEL PRETENDED TO BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VIDEO GAME ADDICTED SPERG ON THE INTERNET FOR [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/preciousleaf-leafprecious-john-engel-mariotehplumber-and-caroline-galipeau-doublemenu-fleshleaf-redsleaf.79359/page-242#post-16955228 4 YEARS OF HIS LIFE] EVEN THOUGH HE ALREADY IS ONE'''}}<br>

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{{Infobox person
|image = Mariotehplumber.png
|gender = Male
|years active = 2010-present
|powerword = John Engel
|occupation = [[YouTuber]], [[Twitch]] streamer
|website = [https://www.youtube.com/user/mariotehplumber JewTube account]
|nationality = [[Canadian]]}}

'''Mariotehplumber''' ([[Powerword]]: <s>'''John Burris'''</s> John Engel) is a roid-raging, Tourette's-suffering hyper-awkward [[lol|hero]] lolcow who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious ''Sonic'' series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of ''Sonic''; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless ''Sonic'' plushies and key chains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical rabid [[fantard|fanboy]] with nothing else to do other than make rage drawings an unborn fetus could make better than him. He wastes time playing ''Sonic 1'' 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is biased, [[racist]], [[butthurt]] ''Sonic'' fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a [[nigger]]! He even claims that ''Mario'' and ''Zelda'' are the only good games. Lately, John has bought over 200 Rosalina and Luma amiibos so fans of her can not. He plans to spend nearly $35,000 on them. Oh, and Irate Gamer is his favorite reviewer too, destroying more of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8BzwQecqn8 his nonexistent credibility.] 

However, due to immense trolling, he has been obsessively using a [[banhammer]] to attack trolls, believing that this makes him a [[genius]]. This however, proves that MTP is a total fucking retard with an enormous ego. He likes to believe he is a good [[Christian]], yet his pride and ego are one of the deadly sins. Only [[HyperCharge]] and [[ExoParadigmGamer]] even come close to the extreme level of hypocrisy and emotional retardation Mariotehplumber has. They are fans of each other by the way.

==YouTube Career==
[[File:She looks like a lifesized ventriloquist doll.png|thumb|right|Mario, his wife, and the angry butthurtness that comes along with!]]
Most of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always. He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after ''Sonic Adventure'' saying that they ruined the series for everyone. He refers Sonic's newer design as long-legged streched-out "hentai quills", and he says that the "morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. He also shits the bed about how he wants a Sonic 1 in 3D and believes that Sega will magically listen to him and cancel any current Sonic-related projects just to please him. He also wants to work for [[Sega]] so he can make a Sonic 1 in 3D and also make the "Klaysic Sannic" kill the "Moddurn Sannic", and call the game [[No|''Sonic the Hedgehog'']] and make [[over 9000]] parts of it. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears with his constant Tourette's attacks, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he breaks out into fits of rage while destroying furniture.

His let's plays are him playing some shitty [[Mario]], [[Zelda]], or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" or "fuck" over and over, saying that how "Most of the morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like an insane [[fucktard]] about how he is [[the best]] in the world at the game he's playing while he plays worse than the average gamer. If he plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go completely insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone.

His "reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game, as he says it sells games. In reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even pull a Razorfist and review a game without playing it. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he calls it the "hentai design".

As of January 15, 2015, Mariotehplumber has admitted he was trolling the entire time, and he has stopped making videos on his channel. He said his anger was fake, that is until you start sending nude pictures of Rosalina to him. He now does weekly streams on Twitch with TheBalishChannel, while he goes insane fighting Rosalina, like buying 100 fucking Rosalina amiibo so his fans can't and screaming at people on Twitter about her at the same time. However, he just cannot let go, and of as March 12, 2015, he has returned to making his new "reviews," which contain even more twisted opinions than his old reviews and worse roid rage than [[ExoParadigmGamer]] and [[HyperCharge]]'s reviews. 

After around 4 years of relative dormancy since 2019, Mario would mark his official return on October 14, 2023 with the news that he had apparently gotten married on September 9. As of November 2023, he's consistently uploading and trolling morans <s>and himself</s> but for once, realized that he had to censor each usage of "faggot" due to YouTube's new community guidelines. He has also since begun a new [[Pokémon]] phase. Could this be a sign of him reverting out of a [[Sonicfag]]? Oh wait never mind, he just ranted about Sonic Dream Team... [[le sigh]].
 
==Sega and Sonic-related forums==

[[File:mariotehplumberipban.jpg|[[Typical|Mariotehplumber sees this message a lot.]]|200px|thumb|right]]

Mariotehplumber is also known for constantly whining about how they need to bring the "Klaysic Sannic" back into every newer sonic game. He has also annoyed everyone on the forums that he has joined for his constant whining. This has also caused him to get banned on the forums that he has joined. However, Mariotehplumber would continuously dodge bans and create new accounts on the forums that he was previously banned on. For example, He was banned from the Sega forums and eventually returned as ''Blowit'' before being banned once more. However, he then returned as ''Sonic Henkai'', then got banned again, then re-returned as [[Dragon Ball Z|''Son Goku'']], then got [[banned]] again, then re-re-returned as ''My Shoes'', then got banned again and so on. This also led to the forum's administrators banning his IP address from accessing the forums. After Mariotehplumber has been banned up to the point of this IP Address being blocked on the site, he would usually make posts claiming that he would pay real money to the moderators to unban his account.

[[File:Mariotehplumbersexistpost.jpg|[[Sexism|Mariotehplumber being sexist.]]|200px|thumb]]

[[File:Mariotehplumbersexistpost2.jpg|Mariotehplumber's response to a post on the same topic, saying that his girlfriend belongs in the kitchen.|thumb|right]]

==Professional Wrestling==
On top of everything else, he's a known figure on the world's-[[gay]]est-sportosphere that is [[professional wrestling]]. He goes by the name '''Romans Empire''' on Wrestling Forum, and his superiority complex is up to 11 there. Delusional as always, he claims to be the "Forum Champion" and even goes to the trouble of putting a fake belt in his signature. Despite being in a mostly different sphere from his usual area, he outed himself by continuing to rant about Nintendo becoming "hentai".

==Easily trolled==
[[File:Mariotehplumber 2.png|200px|thumb]]

Plumber will instantly get [[butthurt]] and [[BAW]] on your video and/or channel if you make a video criticizing and/or putting logic into his videos, or send him pictures of Rosalina. He will spam comments onto the video with the grammar of a [[Loli|5-year-old]] moron. Sometimes, he will even make a video telling people to take down their videos about him, or he will flag your video for copyright, and block you from commenting on his videos he uploads. Some of his "[[no|best]]" insults consist of "modern moran", "faggot", and "idiot".

In fact, contributing to this ED article IS trolling him!
[[File:Mariotehplumber Tumblr.JPG|Yes, it's THAT easy!|200px|thumb|right]]

===Racism, Xenophobia and General Prejudice===

In his videos and comments, he is known for being racist and hating on a certain group of people. Here is a list of people who he is known to be racist/Xenophobic towards, and who he generally puts down in his videos and comments:

*[[Niggers|Blacks]] ([[yes|no, we're not hypocrites for calling him out on this, you ''crackers''!]])
*[[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistics]] ([[Irony|even though he acts like one]])
*[[Britfag|British People]]
*[[Europe|Any Europeans, really]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Homosexuality|Homosexuals]]
*[[Japan|Japanese people]] (refers to them as [[Fap|"Fapanese"]])
*[[Newfag|''Mario'' fans who enjoy the games after ''Super Mario 64'']]
*''Sonic'' fans who enjoy the games after ''Sonic Adventure''
*[[Mario|Fans of Rosalina]]
*[[WWE|Haters of Roman Reigns]]
*[[You]]

===Witness the nonexistent glory that is his collection of YouTube comments===
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|im just glad [[sega]] is stuck and stranded at [[japan]] aahahahaha cuz [[There, Their, and They're|thier]] shit nintendo is smart and built [[Spell check|thier]] office underground [[Fantard|go nintendo fuck sega]] those [[Engrish|modern morans]]| [[Asking for it|Talking shit]] about the [[Japan Crisis of 2011]]

|I am [[Manchild|24 years old]] and a big [[Sonic]], [[Mario]] and [[Legend of Zelda|Zelda]] fan. I am [[Lol|currently in college]] and I am [[God Hates Fags|Christian]]. I am a person who likes the [[Old media|oldest design for each character]] with some exceptions like super Mario 64 Mario design. I like originality and hate drastic changes. I come to realization that [[GTFO|I am not accepted as a Sonic fan]] through the fanbase. [[And Fuck You Anyway|They won't give me a chance]] or accept my [[Opinion|facts]] or thoughts about the series. I don't ask for attention or haters. I ask you one thing. [[kthxbye|Which is don't watch my videos if you don't like them.]] I like to [[Spam|express]] my [[E-Penis|thoughts]] and [[Fetish|interest]] on the series but the only site I seem I can do this [[Lol|safely is twitch]]. Every other web site including forums and etc. [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|have IP banned me or just banned my previous account.]]
I know that there are [[Some Argue|some people]] that don't want me on the [[TITS OR GTFO|internet]] but [[NOT|I am sorry to upset you]]. [[No|I just hope you find it in your heart to forgive me if I have caused harm or hurt to you.]] [[Lie|That is not my intention.]] | Mariotehplumber's [[Bale Out|channel's description]]|If you think that having a girlfriend is an accomplishment then you are wrong|Mariotehplumer.

|I am 24 years old and [[Not really|I am the best at any games I touch I am unbeatable.]] I collect [[Plastic crap|Sonic 1 merch , Mario merch from 1981 - 1996 and also zelda merch.]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|I am the best there is at what I do]] and [[Cool story bro|I love my life and I thank God for it.]] I am not asking u to hate me if you dislike me but thats because [[I did it for the lulz|you are jealous of superiority.]]| His latest [[Autism|channel description.]]

|sonic 1 is the best [[Fucking|fuking]] [[sonic]] [[stfu]] saying [[Butthurt|its boring.]] Unskilled disliked [[Get out|gtfo]] out the fanbase modern moran.| Defending the [[Shit|"Kaysic Sannic"]]

|I always punch holes in my walls [[lie|its normal]] I even have more in my [[Basement-dweller|garage]] because that's where I go when [[Butthurt|super mad.]]| [[Sarcasm|Yes, Perfectly normal behaviours]]

|Wow these people in comments [[Constructive Criticism|complaining]] most [[Typo|speicifcally]] two individuals [[GTFO|If you don't like this crap then don't watch it]] [[Irony|its like u got nothing better to do than complain on people you hate.]] [[Plastic crap|I collect Sonic1sonics, marios from 1981- 1996 and other gaming merchandise.]] [[O rly|No1 can beat me at games I like]] and [[Lie|I am the best period at what I do.]]| Mariotehplumber: Master of [[Irony|irony]]

|not [[Racist|raciest]] [[You're/your|your]] making [[Facts|rumors]]. People of the [[Nigger|black]] race refer to themselves that [[Faulty Logic|all the time]] to their friends so call them [[Racist|raciest]] then.|[[Shit|Piss poor]] [[Damage control|damage control]] skills

|[[Bullshit|im 24 mature]] and [[Lie|I can handle these situations I don't need u to tell me what to do]] I am going to [[Lol|concentrate on my school work]] and when I have time I will make [[shit|videos]] regarding [[sega]] and [[Nintendo]] in what direction [[No|they should take]].| 

|people just cant accept the [[lie|fact]] I am the [[No|fastest learner]] and [[lie|best at all games I play]] and if you want me to be the first to beat [[Pics or it didn't happen|sonic boom 100 percent I will lmfao]] [[Spell check|Youll]] all be [[Come at me bro|jealous]] at my [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|supoier]] [[E-Penis|skills]]. Why can I buy it tho? cuz I am [[Welfare|filthy rich]] and a [[Retard|smart]] [[Seems Legit|business man]] unlike most you [[Chris-Chan|family moochers]]. I will own both next gen systems too I have [[Xbox One|xbox one]] and wii u atm will get [[PS4|ps4]] when a title comes out.| [[Internet tough guy]]

|[[I did it for the lulz|Why are you guys supporting this game]]. Why are you against me when [[Bullshit|I am the biggest sonic fan in the world]].

[[TL;DR|I am 24 years old and a big Sonic, Mario and Zelda fan. I am currently in college and I am Christian. I am a person who likes the oldest design for each character with some exceptions like super Mario 64 Mario design. I like originality and hate drastic changes. I come to realization that I am not accepted as a Sonic fan through the fanbase

They won't give me a chance or accept my facts or thoughts about the series. I don't ask for attention or haters. I ask you one thing. (Which is don't watch my videos if you don't like them.) I like to express my thoughts and interest on the series but the only site I seem I can do this safely is twitch. Every other web site including forums and etc. have IP banned me or just banned my previous account.

I know that there are some people that don't want me on the internet but I am sorry to upset you. I just hope you find it in your heart to forgive me if I have caused harm or hurt to you. That is not my intention. - my description on my channel. My true intention is to help people realize what good gaming truly is. If anyone of you can help me gain back my true subscribers that would be great. I use youtube as a hobby though when I am not doing any work.

I hope some of my haters think I am a troll so they can leave me alone. I just want a 3d sonic 1 in the sonic series. It would be nice for sonic retro to make a 3d sonic 1 mod but they won't even let me join their site.


It really sucks to not be wanted anywhere on the internet or be tossed around as some joke. I really do hope that people like yourselves are not treated as me when it comes to the internet. My wants are just seen as some joke to people or not serious but I don't know what else to say. I guess its impossible for someone like me to exist.

I want to have the name mariotehplumber because its awesome I like Mario my original name was going to be sonictehhedgehog though but it was taken. I really don't want to resort to disguising my voice again so people can stop hating. One didn't really work as I wanted because I was hated. I used my real voice on the first channel I started using my real voice. I already did it like 3 times I believe and tested it out around 3 days ago about lost world. Please don't look for it. It seems to work I gotten no dislikes but had the same thoughts about the series.

I don't want to change my internet username because I want to be known as mariotehplumber not some other name.

Also stop requesting CuteFuzzyWeasel to do a Feeding the Trolls videos on me. It isn't going to work a while ago I had a talk with him to stop making videos on me. He won't do it I told him what I am about and he isn't going to do it so stop asking.

I don't get why if you don't like my videos or me why do you watch and pester me? Why do you make commentaries on me and try to force me to watch them by pming me the link? I don't want to watch your stupid lectures on me. Why don't you leave me alone stop stalking me and causing trouble. All I am doing is expressing my thoughts and doing my own reviews on games. I like reviewing games and saying my thoughts on the series on the current direction they are taking. If you don't like it don't watch?

I have to block people that make videos on me wether it be commentaries or a video making fun of me. I don't want these kind of people subscribing to my channel or watching it and you still don't get the message. As I am aware I probably don't have any true fans of my channel but so what that isn't going to stop me. It just saddens me that there are many negative videos on me but not one positive or supporting my channel for fans like me that like the classic games.

Sonic is like my favorite video game character next to Mario and I am not going to believe there are people out there that only like the Modern HenKai Dbz knockoff games. Try saying that to the sonic design poll held on FB where casual people prefer the classic over modern. 22k compared to 7k or so 22k being classic. Its just the internet is infested with poisoned minds where people think sonic is about epic forms and it pisses me off. Now Mario is turning in a rehashed lazy port shithole as well.

If you don't like what I say though and don't want to hear it then here is a little advice don't watch my fucking videos and don't subscribe its that simple you fucking stalking me like there is nothing else to do on youtube.

So please just leave me alone if you hate me. If you don't like what I say just leave as well. If you know people who wouldn't like what I would say just say I am a troll. I don't want videos on me or any more haters than I already do now. Also if you want to know why I cuss so much well there is a reason but also its normal so what everyone cusses.
Just leave me alone and let me meet people who agree with me and get likes for once.]]| [[TL;DR]]

|[[An Hero|Fuck Nintendo Fuck Sega Fuck Modern Morans Fuck my channel Fuck my life]]| [[Emo|Gone Emo]]

}}

===40k Down The Shitter===

In recent news, if you haven't heard, [[Nintendo]] has recently released a line of toys called [[Amiibo]] for kids and adults alike. Since the things are selling pretty well, you can expect not only [[Sony]] to make their shitty version of it soon enough, but there to be scalpers as well. Of course, Mariotehplumber has taken scalping to a whole new level.

Supposedly, in a recent interview, under the name Daily Dose, Mariotehplumber has spent ABOUT $4,000 on these damn things and even plans to spend 35,000 dollars more. Four. Fucking. Thousand. Where he got 4,000 dollars, the world may never know. It could be from his college fund or crack money or from whoring himself out in the Jersey alleyways, but what we do know is that this was a waste of money. Think about it. This 4,000 dollars could have gone to a poor, starving family in Africa, but instead, this money was wasted on multiple versions of the same piece of fucking plastic. And he plans on spending $35,000 more on them.

[[File:Mariotehplumbertoy.jpg|Mariotehplumer showing us what he's about to do with his figures.|200px|thumb]]


In the interview, Mariotehplumber did his usual whining about Nintendo games and Sonic with surprisingly improved grammar than in his troll-y days, and he basically showed through the pictures that he did all of this to spite all the people who ridiculed him. That's right, this wasn't because he has a hard on for Nintendo characters (Well, it was, but still), it was a revenge attempt at his haters. Yeah, I think the only people who are offended by this are hardcore Nintendo fanboys. So while Nintendo is swimming in Mariotehplumber's prostitute money Scrooge McDuck-style, he's racking up as many as he possibly can so now no one else can buy them, out of spite. Here are some of the things Mariotehplumber said in the interview:

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| Let me just start off by saying I was a huge Nintendo fan back in the NES-Wii era. I am no longer that big of a fan. I was a bigger fan of Mario when he was from Brooklyn than him just being a resident of the mushroom kingdom. I was a big fan of early Zelda until they decided to shove anime style in our faces I am not a big fan of this. Also, because of certain audiences and choices people made to change Nintendo.|Mariotehplumber sucks at lore
| I base them simply on scarce merch, popularity, the hentai look, and obscure character to never have a figure.|The interviewer never has an opinion on these lines, but they are probably along the lines of "What the fuck"
|If I get the chance to get a defect I would buy them but using multiple family members and friends to help me order bulk amiibo is good enough. The companies send them to different addresses which they can’t find out if I am a reseller or not that’s the best part.|Pretty sure his family won't give two shits about buying him a broken toy
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[https://web.archive.org/web/20150108083836/http://www.nintendonuggets.com/?p=1427 Here's the entire interview if you want to read this shit].

===MarioTehPlumber's stream===
[[File:TheBalishChannel Face.jpg|TheBalishChannel's face|200px|thumb]]

Every Saturday, MarioTehPlumber and his gay [[e-pal|cyber-boyfriend]] TheBalishChannel, being the basement-dwelling lowlives they are, stream Nintendo games and anime on Twitch, instead of partying hard and getting laid. 

Their gay stream includes the following:

*Unfunny sex jokes
*A bunch of [[butthurt]] white knights/trolls/pedos
*[[Newbie|Newfags]] that find the stream getting berated by pedophiles and TheBalishChannel for not worshiping his streams and anime

The owner of the stream, TheBalishChannel (Powerword: Ronald Balish), [[Homosexuality|is a vapid SJW]]. Balish enforces political correctness in his Discord/chatroom, and will bully others who dissent into silence like a good little spineless SJW. So if you dare say anything politically-incorrect, [[Banned|you're not welcome in his circle!]] [[Jews|TheBalishChannel enforces PC goodthink and punishes wrongthink (even if said wrongthink goes against his religion)]]. [[Pedophilia|TheBalishChannel also draws pedophilic images, which may explain why he defends other degenerates]] [[Fact|(even if it's to be "ironic" or as a "joke", there's no excuse).]] 

TheBalishChannel betrays and turns on his loyal but non-PC fans, just to virtue-signal and white-knight for mentally ill degenerates that may or may not give him money one day. All this, just so he can waste his life further, and lap up the narcissistic energy he gets from all the fan art to temporarily improve his self-esteem.


Not only is TheBalishChannel a pussy, but he is a literal pedophile as well.

===How to troll TheBalishChannel===
*Call him a pedo
*Call him a faggot
*Tell him the holocaust was a lie

*Bully his fans
*Say his video editing skills are mediocre
*Tell him Christianity is bullshit
*Tell him he's an untalented artist (pronounced autist)
*Raid his Twitch chat with multiple sock accounts, and follow his account with names like "Balish_is_a_virgin" or "Bill_Clinton_69"
*Call him up on Skype to tell him he's a pedophile
*Use Marjo Mii on ''Mario Kart 8 Deluxe'' and beat him in a race
*Tell him ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' was never good
*Pretend to be his friend online, and throw the gift packages he'll inevitably send to you, in the garbage. Provide [[Tits or GTFO|photographic proof]] for extra lulz. If you don't know how to forge a friendship with Balish, just contact him and pretend you're a fan of Dragon Ball Z, or any of the main autistic video game franchises, such as [[Italians|Mario]] and [[Zoophiles|Sonic The Hedgehog]].

===How to troll Mariotehplumber===

*Tell him that [[Fact|''Sonic 1'' sucks balls]]
*Tell him Rosalina is the best character in [[Mario]]
*Tell him that the [[Game Grumps]] are [[Truth|better than him and that he's jealous of them]]
*Tell him that ''Sonic Adventure 2'' is better than ''Sonic 1''
*Tell him that anything is better with Rosalina involved
*Tell him that ''Sonic Adventure 3'' should happen
*Tell him how cool [[Niggers|Blacks]], [[Asians]], and any other race besides [[White Devils|Whites]] are
*Tell him about how racist and sexist he is
*Tell him how great [[Japan]], [[Europe]], and/or any other country besides [[Canada]] is
*Tell him how [[Canada]] sucks [[cock|balls]]
*Tell him that ''[[Hotel Mario]]'', and the CD-i Zelda games sucks ass
*Tell him that he'll never be as good as the [[Game Grumps]], or any other big let's players on [[YouTube|JewTube]]
*Tell him that he would love to fuck Rosalina
*Tell him that he loves Rosalina.
*Tell him you want to have his Rosalina Amiibos
*Tell him [[Spongebob|Splatoon]] is superior to [[Call of Duty|COD]] and [[Halo]].
*Insult his best friend who is a similarly retarded lolcow named [[ExoParadigmGamer|Haedox]] for his equally intense hatred of Splatoon.
*Roleplay as Rosalina or another “hentai” character
*Point out his flaws
*Tell him Rosalina is the hottest girl ever.
*post untranslated Fapanese footage to MTP
*say that a Super Mario 64 Remake with multiplayer and online or a 3D Sonic 1 Remake is never happening.
*Ask him why he ripped this doors off his walls and if he ripped off anymore recently
*Ask him why he punches holes in his walls and throws chairs around like a [[manchild]]
*Ask him about his chewed up 3DS' L-button
*Ask him to play ''[[Super Smash Bros]]. for Wii U'' and play as Rosalina (Be sure you beat him or spam using her to make him even more pissed)
*Ask him about the condition of his own home
*[http://www.bioofmariotehplumber.deviantart.com Ask him about his bio that's being written about him]
*Ask him about his relationship with his [[Mai waifu|waifu]], Rosalina
*Ask him about his anger management problems and his mental health
*Make a video of him (especially about him and Rosalina) and PM it to him
*Make either a [[rule 34]] of him with Rosalina, or a photoshopped picture of him with Rosalina [[Sex|doing many different things]], and send it to him
*Make fun of him in his video from the comments
*Make fun of him in general
*Post rule 34 of the Inkling Girl from Splatoon
*Post pics of cosplayer girls wearing sexy schoolgirl outfits.
*Disagree with him
*Be Japanese
*Ask him how the wedding with Rosalina went and how his three kids are doing
*Downvote his videos even if he says not to

If the old methods aren't working for you, you should make fun of his ugly wife, or troll that faggot pedophile TheBalishChannel as much as you can whenever he streams; that seems to be the most effective method these days.


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==Mariotehplumber's Favourite games==

*Sonic The Hedgehog 1
*Sonic The Hedgehog 2
*Sonic The Hedgehog 3
*Sonic & Knuckles
*Sonic CD
*Sonic Genesis
*Sonic '06
*Sonic Generations
*Sonic Frontiers
*[[Banjo-Kazooie]]
*Titanfall
*Mario Kart 8
*All Mario games made before 2006
*All Zelda games made before 2006
*CD-I Games
==Games/Objects that Mariotehplumber has destroyed==

*[[Crash Bandicoot]]
*[[Spyro the Dragon|Spyro: Year of The Dragon]]
*[[Mega Man|Mega Man X6]]
*A lamp
*A couch
*A [[Dreamcast]]
*A printer
*A door (ripping it off the wall)
*His walls (punching holes into them)
*Almost everything in his parents' basement except the baby toys they gave him.
*Rosalina Amiibo figure (ripped her head off)
*Case containing the Super Smash Bros 4 Soundtrack (Because Rosalina is in this cover and it's very CHEAP in casing)
*His micro dick
*His asshole
*His reputation
*His future

== Gallery of an Aspie==

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File:MariotehplumberRule34.jpg|He's now Rosalina's bitch.
File:MariotehplumberFanart.jpg|[[Pussy|Too much Hentai for a permavirgin to handle.]]
File:MariotehplumberPhotoshop.jpg|A dream come true!
File:MariotehplumberPhotoshop2.png|His wedding day!
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File:MariotehplumberRosalinaAmiibos.jpg|Showing his <s>hate</s> love for Rosalina.
File:Mariotehplumber mother of god.png
File:Mariotehplumber photo.jpg|[[Buttsecks|Mariotehplumber had that finger up somewhere.]]
File:Mariotehplumber meme.png
File:MariotehplumberSonicclassiccollection.jpg| [[No|Yes]], [[Ffs|this guy totally just did.]]
File:Mariotehplumberjapancomment.jpg| [[Japan]] comment from before (2011).
File:Mariotehplumbertroll.png| Easily trolled ([[deviantART|DevianTART]] account BALEETED!)
File:Mariotehplumberart.png| [[ALL CAPS|WHAT]]
File:Mariotehplumberart2.png| [[ALL CAPS|THE]]
File:Mariotehplumberart3.png| [[ALL CAPS|FUCK]]
File:Mariotehplumberart4.png| [[ALL CAPS|IS]]
File:Mariotehplumberart5.png| [[ALL CAPS|THIS?!?!]]
File:Mariotehplumberart6.png| [[ALL CAPS|OH]]
File:Mariotehplumberart7.png| [[ALL CAPS|GAWD!!]]
File:Mariotehplumberhateart1.png| Hate art
File:Mariotehplumberhateart2.jpg
File:Mariotehplumberhateart3.jpg
File:Mariotehplumberhateart4.jpg
File:Mariotehplumberhateart5.jpg
File:Mariotehplumberhateart6.png
File:JMwBF.png| His brother Gligar13Vids
File:Braeburnedismariotehplumber.jpg| [[Braeburned]] is Mariotehplumber
File:MariotehplumberCryMore.png|At the end of the day, [[Troll|she feeds off his tears]]
File:MTPFanart.png| Yet another picture a fan submitted for Mariotehplumber.
File:MarioTehPlumberXRosalina.jpg
File:Summer rosalina by sigurdhosenfeld.png
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==See also==
*[[Spax3]]
*[[Benthelooney]]
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
*[[ExoParadigmGamer]]
*[[SaturnDOS]]
*[[HyperCharge]]
*[[Waifu]]
*[[Video Game Reviewers]]
*[[Sonic]]
*[[Amiibo]]
*[[Aspie]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[Retard]]
*[[Manchild]]
*[[Batshit Insane]]
*[[Pathetic]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Trying Too Hard]]
*[[lolcow]]
*[[Mista Reviews]] - The hispanic version of Mariotehplumber

==External links==

MTP himself:
* {{yt|mariotehplumber}} His main channel.
* {{yt|sonic1sonichedgehog}} His other channel.
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCitSWXitn_8Fn1aZC6V2ftw Third JewTube account]
* {{skype|MTPJohn}}
* {{Twitter|Mariotehplumber}} Send him Rosalina pictures here. May result in [[ban|BANS]]
* http://mariotehplumber.tumblr.com/ Or here.
* https://plus.google.com/115615618855577742937/posts His Google+.
* https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/113751037493254494846 His Google+ Community.
* http://www.twitch.tv/mariotehplumber/profile His Twitch profile.
* http://JohnMTP.deviantart.com/ his deviantart. Be sure to leave pretty pictures and lovely comments on there.
* http://smashboards.com/members/mariotehplumber.256241/ His Smashboards Account
* http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mariotehplumber On USTREAM
* http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=661541 He even has a Roblox, where he proves himself to be [[Irony|Kawaii]].
* http://scratch.mit.edu/users/MarioTehPlumber/ His old Scratch.
* http://psnprofiles.com/MARIOtehPLUMBER
* http://www.oninstagram.com/profile/mariotehplumber
* https://sites.google.com/site/jonoksdude/home His Shadow Productions page


TheBalishChannel:

* https://www.youtube.com/user/RonaldBalish His YouTube page

*https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_0wNdFhrRQ4AnAHZFZwc1gis His second YouTube account
*{{skype|thebalishchannel}}

* {{discord|user|TheBalishChannel|1604}}

* https://www.twitch.tv/thebalishchannel His Twitch account

* https://www.twitch.tv/dbzfridays His other Twitch account he forgot about

* https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/103020458885043892403/105647961525455922498 His Jewgle+ account

* https://plus.google.com/104019552664853510320 Another Google+ page

* https://twitter.com/BalishChannel The Twitter page he posts child porn on

* http://a.hatena.ne.jp/thebalishchannel/ Hatena account

* https://thebalishchannel.deviantart.com/ deviantART account

* http://steamcommunity.com/id/thebalishchannel His Steam account

Xbox Live: BalishChannel

Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0758-2213-7510

Nintendo Network ID: TheBalishChannel

ronaldbalish@gmail.com

balishchannelreturns@gmail.com


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