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{{ibhead|<big>'''Kristi Lovett'''</big>}}
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{{ibrow|'''[[JewTube]]'''|[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]]&nbsp;&nbsp;<big>'''[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvWFF09mWvDDvy0g8i_qlmA Gaming Whore]'''</big>}}
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Kristi Lovett is a [[nobody|literal nobody]], a porn actress/camwhore with a shitty [[youtube]] [[fedora|opinion account]], a gaming channel and an extensive list of nude shots and porn videos. Her only redeeming quality is the impressive amount of plastic she managed to squeeze into her breasts without making them explode, which made her look like she's about to explode at any moment. As you have already noticed, her only lasting value is the fact that, instead of becoming a organ donor after her inevitable death strangled by a pervert, her unnatural amount of plastic in her body bestows her the ability to be recycled into blowup dolls with her same proportions. A dissection or examination by an [[Illegal aliens|extra terrestrial entity]] would [[Truth|cause it to believe humans are silicone based lifeforms]].

== Youtube Channel ==

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|<center><youtube>Kti8owj5_HM</youtube></center><br />Parroting popular opinion - see: reading a paper
|<center><youtube>CLVuXd1nSv0</youtube></center><br />She takes herself seriously
|<center><youtube>Iz6Z6JU-V8w</youtube></center><br />It's funny because she acknowledges it!
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Her Youtube channel is a typical [[camwhore]]/[[porn|softcore]] porn channel. In most, if not all thumbnails of her videos, her breasts pop out over the borders, as most of the pictures contain ~50% cleavage and are aimed at a 45 degree angle to emphasize her unnatural lumps she calls breasts. The content she produces is 50% parroting already stated opinions, and the rest is yoga videos or her trying to fit in undersized clothes.
The core audience is horny 14yos who enjoy watching watching women with breasts bigger than their heads. As you noticed, the videos of her showcasing her fake bossoms have 5 to 20 times as many views as her regular videos, as nobody cares what she has to say.

== Gaming Channel ==

Nothing new to add here. She's a typical titwhore. She plays like a [[autism|retard 12yo on crack]], and her huge tits cover 1/3rd of the video. She noticed that this shit won't make her any move, so she gave up a year ago and moved to porn.

== Porn Career ==

Naturally, like any camwhore, she has at least a few nudes and sex videos. Her main career is making porn videos but, beware, viewer discretion is advised. She has a flat pancake ass and keeps pumping silicone into her tits, making her look like an abomination. If you ever want to put an end to a 48 hour long masturbation session that doesn't seem to end, check her page. 

== Gallery ==

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File:Kristi2.jpg|Plastic tits and pancake ass. [[Tits]] on a stick.
File:Kristi3.jpg|Wait, are you sure this isn't a creature escaped from [[Silent Hill]]?
File:Kristi4.jpg|[[never|When they become larger than her daddy issues and insecurities!]]
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