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'''John Kricfalusi''','''John K.''', or '''John KKK.''' since people are too stupid to spell right anyway, is a washed-up hack animator responsible for [[Ren and Stimpy]]. Who, thanks to his constant whining about [[shit nobody cares about|''Tiny Toons'' and ''Drawn Together'']], (and his rampant pedophilia problem) he has been kept in the spotlight.

==Rise to Fame==

[[Image:Renstimpy.gif|thumb|The furry crap that started it all!]]

About [[100 years ago]] Kricfalusi was born in the [[Canada|Land of Bagged Milk]]. Although he aged physically, he never actually grew up, so he went to art school. After graduation he was "traumatized" by being forced to work on shitty '80s cartoons. Legendary animator Ralph Bakshi noticed that John K. was miserable and [[buttsex|rescued]] him from the horror of having to animate Hanna-Barbera's kiddy '80s line up. Together, Bakshi and Kricfalusi developed a new version of Mighty Mouse, which although supposedly [[lie|a hit]] lasted only two seasons due of the animation crew pushing allusions that were too daring for children, such as [[seriously|Mighty Mouse sniffing cocaine]]. 

After failing at this venture, Kricfalusi went on to create what was to become his biggest success (by default), [[win|Ren and Stimpy]]. Not surprisingly, Kricfalusi was so hard to work with that he was fired as director for the show so Nickelodeon could continue to profit from the show without having to put up with his bullshit. This embittered him so much that after that point he could not say nothing good about anyone else in the animation industry. In 1994 he [[coward|ghost-wrote]] an article for some [[flash|shitty animation]] magazine, blasting the then-new show Animaniacs, despite the fact he had not seen it. John K. was one of the first person to make shitty internet flash cartoons, since he found that nobody would pay him to make regular cartoons anymore.

==Bitterness==

{{quote|''Genius'' is the twin brother of madness--both live in a world created by their own [[E-go|EGO]]. When I go to work for someone I NEVER bring my personal problems to the arena. The creators of most of the shows I've done don't seem to do that either. John K. wasn't a ''little bit difficult'' to work with. He was darn near impossible to work with. His abuse of [[actor]]s including myself is legendary and was not so much about the search for perfection--it was about borderline sadism and control. His whole fixation with hell [[I am disappoint|dads]] and [[Shotacon|boys]] and [[BDSM|torture and punishment]]... well, I've made millions and millions of people laugh but I don't get what's funny about endless repetitions of that crap that he dotes on. There's a difference between cries for help and comedy.|[[Futurama|Billy West]]}}

John [[KKK]] soon found work doing commercials for Old Navy and making shitty internet cartoons. In 1997, [[Jew|Matt Stone]] and [[Libertarian|Trey Parker]] made a show called ''[[South Park]]'', they stole not only his thunder, but his idea about a piece of [[shit|poop]] that talks ([[lie|which is the most original idea EVER and how dare they steal it]]). Johnny-Boy got all mad and sued, but everyone realized his cartoons sucked. He then got Fox Kids to air ''[[Gay|The Ripping Friends]]'', but was over the head of the 8-year-old boys who were addicted to ''[[Power Rangers]]'' and ''[[Sonic]]''. Butthurt and distraught, he made a [[SarahChihuahua|new version of ''Ren and Stimpy'']] without anyone who worked on the original show, which aired after a shitty cartoon about [[Whore|Pamela Anderson]] as a superhero.  In 2000 he and his minions produced Boo Boo and the Man, a horrible Yogi Bear spin off in which it is constantly implied that Yogi is in fact a child molester who rapes Boo Boo. Boo Boo also gets his ass and tail shaven before he's beaten up. Very classy stuff, as you can see!   

Ol' Johnny-boy now runs a blog where he whines about how the old ''[[Tom and Jerry]]'' cartoons are better than ''[[Shitty|Family Guy]]'', and shows off his shitty Hanna-Barbara toy collection. He also hates anything made in the last 50 years that is (a) not his stuff, (b)''[[Beavis and Butthead]]'' or  (c)made by Ralph Bakshi, or Jamie Hewlett, or Bruce Timm, or pre-''Scooby Doo'' Hanna Barbara cartoons, or Genndy Tartakovsky, or the WWE. 

It should be noted that, although John Kricfalusi is in fact a creepy, selfish, emotionally arrested manchild, this is neither unusual among his [[anime|profession]], nor is it even the primary reason he pisses so many people off. Most of the friction originates from the massive [[butthurt]] received by other [[internet tough guy|emotionally-arrested manchildren]], who unlike John K. are too stupid and lazy to turn their faggotry into a [[suicide|profitable venture]], when he insists the trash we all watched as [[retard|children]], such as ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' and ''[[Transformers]]'', was both bland, [[the man|corporate dog shit]], and from the perspective of the animator, not at all fun to make. The reality is [[noone]] gives a shit when he whines about ''South Park'', ''Beavis and Butthead'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', [[anime]], [[Disney]], or when his own [[shit nobody cares about|cartoons]] turn out even worse; It is only when he happens to encroach on their [[Hot Topic|blind nostalgia]] for the most [[eighties|culturally barren years in human history]] that people stop wetting their ''Power Rangers'' bed-sheets long enough to take notice. Startled, like Arabs clinging to their [[Islam|heathen religion]] they look for anything they can use to defend the only thing that gives their lives meaning, and start spouting insane bullshit like "[[lies|''South Park'' is a ripoff of my creation]]" from the sanctum of darkened rooms filled to the ceiling with ''Space Jam'' toys, not because it's true, but because they're willing to deny reality to spite a single person.

==Ways to troll John K.==

*Telling him that you used to enjoy [[Furry|Scooby-Doo]] - or that you still kinda like the character.
*<s>Telling him that you enjoy anime, any of it. The fucker despises Japanese animation.</s> [https://johnkstuff.blogspot.cz/2006/10/color-theory-steal-from-anime-if-you.html (420)]
*Telling him that Disney is a better studio than Warner Brothers
*Reminding him that Pinocchio is considered to be the greatest animation film of all time
*Reminding him that he has zero writing skill
*Reminding him that [[fact|Ren & Stimpy Adult Party was a piece of shit and commercial failure]]  
*Point out the fact that Bob Clampett's colleagues hated him. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Clampett#Controversy]
*Tell him Iwao Takamoto was a better Hanna-Barbera character designer than Ed Benedict. 
*Try telling him that Looney Tunes is unfunny
*Or, telling John that you've ever enjoyed an animation done in 3D, or anything made after 1963.
*Tell him your favorite Ren & Stimpy episode was one that Bob Camp directed.
*Ask him if he is a closet homosexual.
*Tell him that [[South Park]], [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]], and [[Family Guy]] [[truth|are more creative than Ren and Stimpy]].
*Explain to him that, despite what he and his retarded fans think, you didn't watch shitty animated movies as a kid because your mom forced you, but because you liked them
*Telling him that the world is not fucked up just simply because today's cartoons are bad
*Suggest him to go outside and breathe some fresh air for a change
*Telling him the fucking truth, that Ren and Stimpy, [[America|George Liquor]], all his own crap he thinks is "good animation", sucks HARD.
*Telling him that [[truth|cartoons are not motherfucking serious business]], and no one cares about cartoons being shitty
*Ask him why he and his 'Kids' can't draw on-model
*Telling him that Friz Freleng is the best Looney Tunes director ever
*Reminding him that Walter Lantz and Terrytoons were second-rate studios
*Telling him that he doesn't know what "generic" means.

==Oh MOLESTO==
For 30+ years the fucks of [[Hollywood]] muttered about John's creepy interest in underaged girls. He even [http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2018/03/ren-stimpy-creator-john-kricfalusi-accused-sexually-exploitng-underage-girls joked] about it on [[Howard Stern]]'s show for heaven's sake! All the shit caught up with him in 2018 when two of his insane fans claimed he liked them a little bit too much. And, OF COURSE, we [https://www.buzzfeed.com/arianelange/john-kricfalusi-ren-stimpy-underage-sexual-abuse?utm_term=.mmPZkx5q3#.nwRAZ6zNe heard about this] on the Steaming Internet Turd called [[BuzzFeed]]:
[[File:Packageboy.jpg|right|thumb|John K in a [[Brazzers|leotard displaying his vag]]]]
{{squote|The two teenage girls alleged he used their adoration to his advantage. He told Byrd she could become a great artist. Eventually, he flew her out to his Spumco animation studio in Los Angeles, and ultimately, took her to his home. “I thought I was still his little cute friend,” Byrd said. During a visit to Kricfalusi’s home, he allegedly touched her genitals through her pajama pants, leaving her shocked. She was 16 years old at the time. 

Byrd reportedly took another trip to L.A. after this initial incident. She then lived with Kricfalusi during summer before her senior year of high school, working as an intern at Spumco. She eventually moved in permanently with him following her graduation. Tony Mora, an art director at Warner Bros. who worked with Kricfalusi , says he was shown a series of photographs that disturbed him. "And then he pulled out these Polaroids of Robyn basically — how can you say it? — going down on him," said Mora. "He’s like, ‘What do you think of that?"}}

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Not only did this [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] fondle little girls in his prime, but he's [[dubious disclaimer|very likely]] still doing it today...

[https://archive.is/W3gro Some tweets covering John's most recent sick fuckery posted after he got Chris Hansen'd]

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==See Also==
===Related [[raep|molesters]]===
*[[Woody Allen]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[Kurt Eichenbald]]
*[[Roman Polanski]]
*[[Harvey Weinstein]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]

===Related [[hacks]]===
*[[Lauren Faust]]
*[[Rebecca Sugar]]
*[[Seth MacFarlane]]
*[[Gravity Falls|Alex Hirsch]]
*[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil|Daron Nefcy]]
*[[Rick and Morty|Justin Roiland]]
*[[Dan Harmon]]
*[[Butch Hartman]]
*[[Ben Bocquelet]]
*[[Steve Marmel]]
*[[Greeny Phatom|Robert Stainton]]
*[[Helluva Boss|VivziePop]]
*[[Beavis and Butthead|Mike Judge]]
*[[Gorillaz|Jamie Hewlett]]
*[[The Loud House|Chris Savino]]
*[[Dan Schneider]]

===Other [[bullshit|articles]]===
*[[That Guy With The Glasses|Channel Awesome]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Loco Melones]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Soviet Canuckistan]]
*[[Howard Stern]] - [[herro|his hero]]
*[[Futurama|Billy West]] - [[truth|his nemesis]]
*[[ToonEGuy]] - [[prostitute|his biggest fan!]]

==External Links==
*{{Kfthread|michael-john-kricfalusi-john-kricfalusi-john-k-john-k-stuff-raymond-spum.40970|KiwiFarms Thread}}
*[http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/ His Blog]
*[http://www.myspace.com/jkricfalusi His My Space]
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/animation-website.php?page=2 A typical guest article by him.]
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