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A minor [[troll]] and self-admitted [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], '''jervaise brooke hamster''' prowls film review websites and blogs (predominantly [[Guro|horror]]-themed ones) in order to flood the comments sections with his grammatically nightmarish rants about [[homosexuality]], the [[United Kingdom]], the "time of sexual repression" and [[lolicon]], of which his [[Mai Waifu|favorite]] is Heather O'Rourke. Attempting to communicate with him is nigh-impossible due to his [[NO U|repetitive]] manner of writing, though he has no trouble conversing with his innumerable paper-thin aliases, several of which are listed below. His preferred hangout appears to be [http://www.soiledsinema.com/ Soiled Sinema], which is best described as [[Stormfront]] or [[Metapedia.org]]'s [[Pseudo-intellectual|snobby]] [[Deep thinker|film critiquing]] cousin.

Just a cursory glance at the "truth" that he transcribes everyday will make it clear that the hamster's deeply repressed homosexuality has manifested itself as an uncontrollable tic that causes him to constantly [[Not gay|reassure]] himself and others that he is straight, and is all for all manner of [[sick fuck]]ery as long as it is also of that orientation. There isn't ''too'' big of a difference between little girls and [[Shotacon|little boys]]; the former are one of the closest things to males that jervaise can lust after while still maintaining his delusion that he is a heterosexual. As for why he despises Brits despite obviously being one... maybe he believes his nationality is connected to him being a "pansy queer faggot"?

== Recurring Themes ==

* Advocating gay (but not lesbian) genocide.
* Mentioned what "birds" he would "bugger" when they were 18, or [[12 year old girls|12]].
* Calling everyone and everything British scum and filth, and proclaiming that no matter bad something is, it is still better than anything the British have produced, been involved in, looked at, or spoken of.
* Bringing up Heather O'Rourke's age/year of birth/year of death/etc. and calculating how [[Goatse|big a gap]] there is between one of those and some arbitrary date, like when a film was released.
* [[Internet Tough Guy|Threatening]] those who don't prescribe to his ideologies, shoehorning "girl" into their names, and transparently impersonating them.
* [[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD|THE TIME OF SEXUAL REPRESSION ! ! !]]

== AKA ==

* eddie lydecker
* the giver of the law
* jimmie t. murakami
* [[Trap|Jennifer Croissant]]
* miss copydex
* otis rampaging heterosexuality
* peregrine fforbes-hamilton
* the sneering (homo-phobic) snob
* teddy crescendo
* willy jerk-off

And numerous minor celebrities, like Tony Brubaker and Debbie Rochon.

== See also ==

* [[Asperger's Syndrome]] - What he probably has.
* [[13-year-old boy]] - What he is, at least mentally.

== External links ==

* [https://www.blogger.com/profile/05298933809362552356 Blogger User Profile]

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