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{{Ib|[[File:1_Billionaire-Businessman-and-Convicted-Paedophile-Jeffrey-Epstein.jpg|250px]]<br>The billionaire businessman and convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein</br>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jeffrey Edward Epstein'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 20, [[Before the internets|1953]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 10, [[2019]] (aged 66)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Financier, convicted sex offender, serial child rapist}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedophilia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Victims'''|1,000+}}
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'''Jeffrey Edward Epstein'''{{jew}}{{girllover}} was a [[Jewish]] billionaire and child molester, and was the Final Boss of {{strike|American}} International [[Paedophilia]], a title he earned by molesting [[at least 100]] children and getting away with it because of a combination of [[Jewgold]] and being friends with [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Donald Drumpf|the Trump family]].

Molesting more kids than [[Gary Glitter]], [[Jimmy Savile]] and [[Muhammad]] combined, this motherfucker had it down to a science. Not only would he fly kids around on his plane -- dubbed ''Lolita Express'' -- so that he could play doctor with them on his own private island, he actually [[genius|paid these girls to then go back home and convince their friends to let him fuck them, too]]!

One would think that over the course of the DECADES this was going on, someone would catch this fucker and hand him a [[over 9000|9000-year long]] sentence of sharing a cell with Bubba, but instead, when his crimes were FINALLY discovered, he only served one year in a federal country club, where he got to leave for 12 hours a day, six days a week for "work release" (the kind of sentence Jerry Sandusky only dreams he could have had). Too bad the "release" was only to do actual work, versus the kind of "release" he wishes he could do all over the face of some 9-year-old.

==The Guy “”Qanon Warned You About==
[[File:Wayfair epstein connection.jpg|thumb|400px|right|[[Wayfair]] connection]]
Jeffrey's Magical Kiddie Playhouse was home to such impeccable decor as a life-sized mannequin in a wedding dress hanging from a chandelier, an entire wall made out of glass eyeballs intended for wounded British soldiers, and an oddly prophetic mural of him in prison, surrounded by barbed wire and guard towers, but conspicuously absent of a marauding horde of angry, horny niggers eager to show a rich Jew what happens to pedophiles in prison.
As if intentionally designed to get the Qanon and Pizzagate faggots at [[8chan]] to furiously masturbate over the implications of creepy-ass, edgelord designs that would have been considered too on-the-nose even for a fucking Saw movie, his 7-story townhouse in Jew York City would have made the perfect Halloween attraction had it not been declared a crime scene for hosting more CP than [[AllTheFallen]] and [[Sarah Butts]]' hard drives put together. Cleverly hidden on compact discs labeled 'nude girls', either the guy is an absolute fucking retard when it comes to hiding his CP stash, or he was just that confident that the [[Party Van]] would never come for him again, and if it would, he'd get off scot-free once more. Given who his friends are, it's probably the latter.

== Wikipedia Shilling ==
After Epstein's arrest, mentions of [[Bill Clinton]] being with Epstein and Kevin Spacey on Jeff's rape island were removed from Epstein's [[Wikipedia]] page, but mentions of Epstein meeting with Donald Trump in the [[1990s]] were not... (((Clearly nothing sinister here, folks))).

Similarly, [[The Wikipedia Jews|the Wikipedo Jews]] pounced on the Epstein article straight away, deleting all mention of his Jewishness. Their excuse?

{{quote|On reflection, the addition of his ethnicity is not necessary. Few, if any, Jewish-Americans are identified as such on Wikipedia.|Ambitus (Wikipedia Editor)}}
 	
You read that correctly. Wikipedia, where just being an American Jew is enough to get a work detail of basement-dwelling yids hammering out a 10k-word hagiography, thinks it's irrelevant to mention that Epstein is a kike. Never mind that TOW actually has a category that is fucking entitled {{wikilink|Category:American_Jews|"American Jews"}}, where thousands of hook-nosed yids are listed in a variety of subcategories, including Epstein himself.

== The Lolita Express ==

[[File:Lolita Express Plane.jpg|center|350px]]

'''''<big><center>The Elite sickos look at this plane and see it as every one of their gross, sick fantasies coming true</center></big>'''''

[[File:Lolita Express 2.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:Lolita Express poster.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:K-On! Girls t-shirts.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>We don't want to go sending your ass into overdrive and be responsible for something awful happening; Just know, that this is what you'd be seeing on the flight</center>]]

Remember way way back in [[2016]], when [[Wikileaks]] posted the Emails of [[Bitch|Hillary Clinton]] and Joe Podesta that [[some argue]] revealed a coded system where Democrats could order themselves a [[Prostitot]] by sending coded messages to pizza places like [[Pizza|Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria]] in Washington, D.C.?

We don't, but it had [[you]] ready to jump onto the campaign trail in the hopes of winning yourself an USA-national level office as a [[politician]].

Well, Jeffrey Epstein's private Jet, a Boeing 727–100, Registration N908JE, better known as the '''''[[Lolita|Lolita Express]]''''' put [[Pizzagate]] to bed because it didn't discriminate. One could be a [[Democrat]], a [[Republican]], Black, White or one of those [[Le 56% Face|muddy people that are in-between]] - it didn't matter.  If one had the [[money|moolah]], then they could get on that plane for a ride to the pervert’s paradise that was Epstein Island. 

On the long travel to their personal [[Elvis|Graceland]], the so-called best of us would be entertained by a bunch of under-age White girls ranging from brunette to blonde and from Kindergartener to High School Junior - because not only could it seat 29 people comfortably, it also had a private bedroom if passengers weren't comfortable molesting a child where others could hear them; There also was a shower, so the pervs could clean off all the [[Cum|Jizz]] they squirted all over themselves. 

For the more discerning [[pedophile]], the '''''Lolita Express''''' had a theatre just in case the passengers found that it was more comfortable for them to get their victim “in the mood” with a [[Disney]] movie and a [[Alcohol|bar]] if they wanted to get that poor youth (whom most likely would have to double their age to [[Puberty|grow their first hairs]]) nice, drunk and passed out. That was of course, so the victims wouldn't have scared-doe-eyes looking at [[Sick fuck|these rapists]] whilst wondering why some weird [[old]] guy is touching their naughty places.

The passenger-lists/flight-logs read like a who's-who list of global [[politics]] and [[Money|rich elites]].  For instance, [[Bill Clinton]] who believed that a woman's [[Vagina|pussy]] could be used as a cigar holder, saw the plane-ride as a [[kid]] would see a Merry-Go-Round, and took the flight [[Some say|at least]] 27 times.

Jeffrey Epstein's brother Mark has said that USA’s [[The Donald|Emperor Trump]] took the ride once.  Much like Billy-Boy Clinton's excuse that he “never inhaled” when he tried [[Marijuana]], [[The Donald]] is alleged to have said that he [[Sex|never pulled out]].

== Epstein's Boat Girls and Boys ==

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<center>This wasn't just a boat, it was a palace of dreams for the rich</center>

[[File:Boy with twirling popsicle.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>|r9>250px|<center>We bet your dick's getting hard from this pic faggot</center>]]

[[File:Girl with sucker.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Epstein ensured that she was a pro by the age of 9</center>]]

Most people believe that once you are 3 miles away from the shores of a country you are immune from prosecution and no longer subject to the laws of a country. This used to be true, because 3 miles was the maximum range of coastal cannons and if one was further than that, they wouldn't get the shit shot out of them. This is also the distance the horizon can be seen at sea level, by a person whom is 6 feet tall.

This law only applied to western countries - not those rag-head, [[dog]]-hating savages who still, have yet to advance beyond the canoe.

Now, if one wanted to be getting some of the [[Kid|young stuff]] and not have to worry about the [[Military|Coast Guard]] or Navy going looking for them, in this current age, they’d better be parking their boat 12 miles from the shores of whatever country they’re near. Now, before you decide to head out in your [[Poor|cardboard Yacht]] to have a good old time with your [[Snorlax]], be aware that this is measured from the lowest average tide that a country has calculated over a period of years. So just to be safe, make it 13 miles away from the coast(s).

So, what were the boat girls and boys?

[[Rick and Morty|Oo-wee!]] Boy, if you had a fantasy, Epstein was there to make it happen for you on his yacht - for “the right price”, of course.

The elites’ pandemic of [Pedophile|pedophilia]] is a major [[Sloop|snoozefest]] compared to what was up for sale on Epstein's boat.  [[Money|Buying]] pretty little girls and [[13-year-old boy|boys]] for $500 dollars from the poor and toilet-paper-oblivious countries like [[Cambodia]], Vietnam, [[India]], China and others was done, because when you really need money, nothing sells faster than a “good-looking” kid to a [[White Devils|foreign white guy]] that will pay you in [[America|American]] dollars.  You know, the good stuff. Not those pretend currencies that have fish or snakes on them like the [[Mexico|Peso]] or [[Japan|Yen]].

Now it should be stated that the really bad suff was done with the [[Nigger|monkeys]] from third world countries because no one wants to waste a perfectly good White [[Loli|girl]] or boy that your henchmen had to risk [[Jail|arrest]] snatching off the street in a white cargo van, from [[Wal-Mart]], [[Disney|Disney Land]] or doing the 'ol snatch and run from an Elementary [[School]] playground. [[No]]. These are the dispsable kids where you can do whatever your sick little [[Brain|mind]] can come up with.

Ever had that fantasy of cutting open a little girls abdomen, choking her with her own intestines and then cooking the undeveloed ovaries and uterus of that pretty Indian (Dot not feather but if you wanted a feather Epstein could make that happen for an extra fee) along with the charred scrotum of an 11-year-old [[Thailand|Thai]] lady boy that's been on hormones since the age of 9 and put it all together with a fine Extra Virgin Olive Oil that was pressed by a virgin boy in Greece during a super [[Moon]] on the winter solstice with some fine peppers, garlic, that you cut finely with a [[Emo|Razor Blade]], and some White Alba Truffles that were dug up in Piedmont, [[Italy]] by an all white, 6 Month old Lagotto Romagnolo, to make a delicous Pomodoro?  Epstein could make it happen for you on his boat if you had the money.

Taking a cue from [[Martha Stewart]], clean up was sinch.  Just make sure the room you were doing your '''''"Original"''''' culnary creation was covere in plastic. Doing that, all you had to do was feed the body to the sharks and power wash the deck after tossing you plastic sheets in the ocean to break down in the sun because we need more micro pasrics in our blood t

Easy Peasy Bub!

== DUN DUN DUN ==
[[File:epstein-morrowind2.png|thumb|right|You feel like someone is watching you.]]
In July of 2019, Epstein was finally V& in Jew York after some (((journalist))) in Miami did an exposé on just how many people bent over backward to spare him from Bubba's BBC the last time he was v& for diddling little girls. Said (((journalist))) uncovered everything from a campaign of witness intimidation, sweetheart deals, a deliberate coverup of the involvement of everyone from Bill Clinton to Prince Andrew at Pedobear Island, to a claim that Epstein "belongs to the intelligence." Such arguments did not move New York prosecutors and judges. After his Fortress of Molestation was searched, an entire safe was found full of cash, diamonds, and a fake passport claiming that Epstein, a filthy kike, was a sand nigger from Saudi Arabia. Claiming that it was only because he knew what actual sand niggers think of rich Jews who molest kids, it's probably because he knows that child molestation is a time-honored tradition of Middle-Easterners and saw sand niglets as another source of underage poon once the American well runs dry.
Whatever the case, the means and motivation to flee proved too much, and he was ordered held without bail. {{strike|The only question now is whether or not Bubba will get to fuck him before he's inevitably found swinging in his cell or Tyrone shivs him to death in the cafeteria}} yeah that's not a question anymore now, is it...

== NYC Jail Injury and "Suicide" ==
[[File:epstein_headpat.gif|thumb|right]]
The asshole was found injured in his jail cell on the 24th of July, 2019 nearly unconscious, tied and gagged, in a fetal position, attempting to imitate the age group he has an obsession with. He has been placed on a suicide watch. At the time of writing this, it is unclear if it was suicide, a hit job, or someone beating the shit out of him because he's an alleged pedo. Apparently, he was put on suicide watch where he would be monitored 24/7 without any tools to commit suicide, but the camera just so happened to malfunction right when he died.
[[File:deadstein.png|400px|thumb|center|[[fed|"Does this look real enough?"]]]]
=== Goodbye, cruel world ===
[[File:Epstein Final Mugshot.png|thumb|200px|right|his last mugshot]]
He ded, ladies and gentlemen. Handy Andy probably had something to do with his death if the tabloids are to be believed.
On the 10th of August, 2019 our unfortunate protagonist was found dead of apparent suicide in his jail cell. It's currently too early to state definitively whether or not his rich mates ordered the assassination or he was just a massive faggot and pussied out pre-trial, given he'd been up for some pretty heinous stuff in the past and walked away pretty much scot-free.
Rest in peace, Jeffrey. All the people listed in your black book will never miss you.

==The Epstein Files==
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As [[Donald Trump]] is now back in office, his [[Buttsecks|relationship]] with Epstein has come back into the interest of many [[hooknose]]d (((journalists))). The mounting pressure from the public forced the [[glowniggers]] to <s>finally release the files</s> [[LOL]] jk. They released [[ALL CAPS|HALF]] of the files and with a fuck-ton of redactions. Nonetheless, what has been published is still [[lulzy]] and implicates some of our favorite people to secretly be into [[kiddie porn]]. This includes [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]], [[Elon Musk]], and even [[Moot]]! 

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Other notable events that have come out in connection to the files are:
*Epstein getting banned on [[Xbox Live]] for cussing other players out.
*His [[Fortnite]] account being found still active, then being deleted after.
*The idea of [[pol/|/pol/]] coming from Epstein.
*[[Weev]] being called an idiot in an email addressed to Epstein.
*NineapplePineapple, originally thought to be an ARG, ended up in the Epstein files.

==Quotes==
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|Snipe hunt is over, moon crickets in field bag. Guess what? They're niggers.

|360 noscoped those noobz


|Edutainment is for pussies. It doesn't work. Once kids catch on that you are trying to teach them something, they shut down. We have to keep the boobs and guns and profits. You see how much video games are making these days? Fuck educational reform. We need educational subversion!

|On [[gamergate]]

|[REDACTED] said that she felt gods presence next to her when she was in bed.. she knows that Jesus watches over er. and he helped save her life.  Whoops

|after killing a Christian kid.

|Do you think I am retarded?

|Epstein to [[Elon]]

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== Gallery of [[Rich|Gucci]] Billionaire Drip==

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File:Epstein 7.jpg|[[Bill Clinton]] with his buddy Jeffery
File:schiff_epstein1.png|Adam Shiff with Epstein 
File:Epstein.jpg|He got them medals n' shit for being a super cool guy I guess.
File:Trump-and-Epstein.gif| the [[Liberal]] wet-dream holy hand grenade of media smear ammunition.
File:Trump-and-epstein-1.jpg| [[Trump]] and Epstein again
File:epstein-memes-6.png| Killed
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File:The-Epstein-Bears.jpg|The Epstein Bears
File:Epstein wildin.jpg|chat bait
File:Epsteindidntkillhimself.jpg|Drake Agrees!
File:No_epstein.jpg |[[Reddit|Ghislaine Maxwell]] who procured minor girls with Epstein in a photo with Trump
File:epstein bass pro.jpg‎|The Bass Pro [[basement|building]] on Little Saint James Island in the U.S. [[Irony|Virgin]] Islands, where Microsoft Flight Simulator fans like to meet up and park their [[loli|planes]]
File:Rip epstein shirt.jpg| A [[Sam Hyde]] creation that became high fashion worth [[over 9000|over $9999]].
File:MDE Sam Hyde RIP Epstein For Sale.jpg| Seriously, it would have been a good investment
File:MEMES Guess Who won't die of COVID Epstein.png
File:michaeljacksonepstein .png|Because of course [[Michael Jackson|he]] was there
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File:happystein.png|Just look how happy he looks, awwww
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== See also ==
* [[Alex Jones]] - He was right and this proves aliens and reptiles and sandy hook was fake.
* [[California]] - The land of the sodomite damned for prolific child-sex freaks.
* [[David McKillips]]
* [[P Diddy]] - Epstein-Lite
* [[Woody Allen]]{{jew}} - Fucked his underage daughter then married her and was an actor in Hollywood.
* [[Roman Polanski]]{{jew}} - Also part of the [[satan]]ic pedophile [[goth|cult]] [[Illuminati]] conspiracy, also a famous film director.
* [[Harvey Weinstein]]{{jew}} - Diddled most of Hollywood and was a film producer.
* [[Tanner Horner]]
* [[Jeff Goldblum]]{{jew}} - Another Hollywood Jew who raped and knows the name of the [[dinosaur]] that has 500 teeth.
* [[Jared Fogle]]{{jew}} - Another pedo Jew. Currently being [[fucked]] by [[gay]] [[prison]] inmates [[Ram Ranch|in the shower]].
* [[Hillary Clinton|The]] [[Bill Clinton|Clintons]] and [[Trump]] - Both were associates of the famous kike.
* [[Storm Area 51]] - Used to keep the goyim in the dark about his assassination by The ZOG.
* [[Pizzagate]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.justice.gov/epstein Epstein Files]

==Hello World==
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