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{{quote| There are other qualified people, and quite frankily, we've had enough Bushes.|Jebbie should have listened to [[Your Mom|his mother, Barbara]].}}

'''John Ellis "Jeb" Bush''' or '''Jebbie''', '''Jebito''', '''¡Yeb!''', '''The Guac Man''', '''Bush #3''', or '''Cuck''' is the younger, low energy brother of [[W|George W Bush]].  He is the fucktard that rigged his [[idiot]] [[W|brother]] in office during the [[2000 Elections]], in effect causing [[9/11]] and the grueling waste of cash known as the [[War On Terror]].

This guacamole merchant ran for President in [[2016]], but was stumped by [[Donald Trump|The Donald]]. He is a proud [[Republican|cuckservative]], and is married to a low-IQ [[Mexican|wetback midget]].
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==Political career==
Jeb was Governor of [[Florida]] while his [[W|brother]] was embezzling on a national scale.  While Americans are literally dying in the streets of Miami because they cannot afford healthcare, Jeb!'s Mexican wife spends 150 billion dollars entirely in guacamole.

==2016 presidential campaign==
Yeb!  Announced on June 15, [[2015]].  He got in a lot of fights with [[The Donald]] which resulted in sending him to the bottom of the polls.

===Supporters===
He doesn't have any.  The multi-billionaire [[Jews]] just [[Maybe| alter the polls to make it look like he has some supporters]].

==Political positions==

===Guns===
[[MOAR]] [[Guns|GUNS]]!!

===Marijuana===
Opposes Recreational and Medical Use of Marijuana [[Hypocrite|Even though he has admitted to being a pot head in the past]].

===Minimum wage===
At least Jeb understands that flipping burgers isn't [[Bernie Sanders|Worth $15 an hour]].

===Immigration===
Jeb Bush thinks [[Doing it wrong|Immigration is an "act of love"]].  He is sympathetic towards [[spics]] because as [[The Donald]] pointed out, his wife is a Mexican named Kolymba, and he registered to vote in [[Florida]] as a [[hispanic]].

===Taxes===
[[MOAR]] [[Work|WORK]]!!

===War===
Like his brother, Jeb is a neocon and a warmonger.

===[[Rapefugees]]===
Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from [[Syria]].

==Videos==

<center><youtube>X8--vbk5S6E</youtube><br>'''Dear Jeb'''</center>

==Gallery==
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File:$75Guacabowle.jpg|[[Just Kidding|If you are stupid enough to buy this, I hope your uncle touches you!]]
File:Guacman.jpeg|¡Yeb! evolving into his final form.
File:TrumpBullyBush.jpg|How a [[Trump]] vs Bush fight usually ends up.
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File:ActOfLove.jpg|Jeb [[Doing it wrong]]
File:JebDebateParty.jpg|[[Fail|Jeb's supporters watching him at the GOP Debate]].
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File:TrumpReaper.jpg
File:JebBushWife.jpg|If Jeb loves [[spics]] so much, why doesn't he marry one?
File:JebBushHispanic.jpg|[[Yes]], [[Moron|he actually registered to vote as a]] [[Hispanic]]
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==See also==
*[[2016 Presidential Election|2016 presidential election]]
*[[Bernie Sanders]]
*[[Carly Fiorina]]
*[[Cuckservative]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Dubya]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[John Kasich]]
*[[Marco Rubio]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Ron Paul#Rand Paul|Rand Paul]]
*[[Ted Cruz]]

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc Poor Jeb]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quoPqs3xccE A Jeb in winter]

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