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'''[[Powerword|Jason M. Bowen]]''' is an 18-year-old [[emo]] [[edgelord]] from ''Butler County, [[Pennsylvania]]'', who, on January 7, [[2019]], decided that it would be [[lulzy|utterly hilarious]] to post a video on [[Snapchat]] that showed him firing his [[Gun#AK-47|AK-47]] with a caption that read "''Training for prom walk''" — as if a dumb [[cracker]] like him could actually find a prom date who wasn't afflicted with [[Down Syndrome]] and didn't [[Incest|share their Mitochondrial DNA with him]].

Unfortunately for little Jason, he was too fucking [[stupid]] to realize that, in a post-[[Columbine]] society, his hilarious little "''[[joke]]''" was almost certainly going to be viewed as a [[terrorist]] [[Death threats|threat]] and would result in him getting [[arrested]] a few hours later. To make matters even worse for poor little Jason, he had also previously posted a video of himself [[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting|giving a thumbs up to the Sandy Hook massacre]] which, to [[normies|people who don't use ED]], would most likely appear to be a classic example of [[sociopath]]ic behaviour.

Now, his prom walk will most likely be with an oversized, [[Rape|ass-raping]] [[Nigger|gorilla]] named [[Bubba|Tyrone]].


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== He Did It For The Lulz ==
According to Bowen's attorney David Shrager{{jew}}, it was all a bad joke that Bowen didn't really think through, and no credible threat exists of him wanting or being capable of doing something so violent.

[[Cops|Police]] on the other hand, felt it necessary to lock down the entire school district, because having no sense of humor, no matter how lulzy the threat, they took it [[SRSLY|seriously]].

== They didn't get the joke ==
{{Quote|Right now, we don’t have any reason to believe the person who owns the weapon made any threats.  We’re going to treat these incidents with seriousness.|[https://triblive.com/local/valleynewsdispatch/14477934-74/student-in-custody-schools-on-lockdown-after-south-butler-school-district-threat SGT. Randy Ruediger]}}

Unable to see the joke, police served a warrant on Bowen and found drug paraphernalia and brass knuckles in his room.

Being an enemy of the lulz, Judge Sue Haggerty increased Bowen's bond from $25,000 to $100,000, citing for the safety of other students because Bowen had plans for a Weekend School Dance because of the weight of the threats he made.

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|0|DINDU NUFFIN|0|DINDU NUFFIN|0|DINDU NUFFIN|'''25'''|His own butt, LOLOLOL|0|DINDU NUFFIN|25|F|Training for prison rape}}

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== See Also ==

* [[High Score]]
* [[Loser]]
* [[Lulz]]
* [[Prison]]
* [[School Shooting]]

== External Links ==

* [https://www.newsweek.com/student-charged-terrorist-threats-after-snapchat-video-shows-him-shooting-gun-1281701 Newsweek]

* [https://www.google.com/amp/s/pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/01/07/south-butler-county-school-district-lockdown-student-arrested/amp/ CBS]

* [https://www.apnews.com/3a72894b629c47b0a069975cb387055a AP News]


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