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{{blueblink|<big><big>'''[[Jesus|JESUS CHRIST]]  IT'S A LION!'''</big></big>}}<br>
{{blueblink|<big><big>'''GET IN THE CAR!'''</big></big>}}<br>
{{blueblink|<big><big>'''[[Emoticons|>:3]]'''</big></big>}}


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[[Image:Electronics LION.gif|thumb|200px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:LionFacebook.jpg|thumb|200px|SAYING JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! IS WRONG ACCORDING TO THIS CUNT.]]
[[Image:WhereIsYourCarNow.jpg|thumb|200px|Your car. Where is it?]]
[[File:Jesuschristitsafrog.png|thumb|200px|Take caution! They have occasionally been known to [[GET OUT|get in the car with you]].]]

'''JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR''' started around Feb. 2006 from an image showing "basic electronics symbols" (see right), of which the lion was one, of course (source: [http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/archives/2005/Aug www.toothpastefordinner.com]). This image was posted on 4chan's /b/ board, with the text "ALL I LERNED IN COLEGE". After some fail discussion about correct electronics symbols, some heroic b-tard proved that kittens could save the thread and posted the now-infamous >:3-in-a-circle face with the text "RAWR I AM A LION". This image was subsequently posted and reposted at a furious rate over the next few days in various humorous photoshoppings, which vaulted the combination of >:3, "RAWR I Am A LION" and "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR" into meme history.

'''JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR''' later served as inspiration for the short lived [[Operation LIONCASH]] which was based on the '''>:3''' smiley.

Near-background-level lulz were gained from the fact that one of the lines in ''[[Cloverfield]]'' - to wit, "It's alive, it's huge!" - was mistaken by [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[btards]] for "It's a lion, it's huge." Sadly this provides no humor other than to poignantly highlight the fact that ''Cloverfailed'' fans are a bunch of slavering tards who will read hidden meaning into anything.

'''JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR''' was made into a movie in 2007.  This [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prey_%282007_film%29 piece of shit] was about two little bastard [[pedophile|kids]] trapped in a car with their [[dyke|dykey]] [[cunt|cunt]] step-mom while they waited for her [[furfag|manly]] husband to find them.  But outside of this car was a [[gay|Pride]] of HUNGRY [[goatse|ASS]] LIONS
{{quote|The lazy person claims, “There’s a lion on the road! Yes, I’m sure there’s a lion out there!”|Prov 26:13}}
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Image:Jesuscat.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S [[That Fucking Cat|THAT FUCKING CAT]] GET IN THE CAR!
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Image:Amlion.jpg|AM LION
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Image:JESUS CHRIST IS A LION.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IS A LION!  [[Fucked|WHAT DO WE DO?!?!]]
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Image:Desulion.jpg|JESUS CHRIST NEEDS MOAR [[DOING IT WRONG|DESU]]!!!
Image:Evangel_lion.jpg‎|It's an Evangel Lion
Image:Scar-Jesus.jpg| JESUS CHRIST IT'S SCAR GET IN THE CAR!!!
Image:ColossusLion.jpg|Jesus... Christ...
Image:KUNG-FU_CHRIST_IT'S_A_LION-TURTLE.png|KUNG-FU CHRIST IT'S A LION TURTLE! GET IN THE APPAMOBILE!
Image:Bitches Don't Know I'm A Lion.jpg
Image:Getinthecar.gif
Image:JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR.jpg
Image:Lionwarning.jpg|The correct procedure in a lion encounter.
Image:Lion_(Parasyte).png|GET IN THE <strike>CAR</strike> VAN!
Image:Gaijin 4Koma Reaction Guys 20.jpg
Image:SouthPark_lion.png|Even Butters knows what to do.
Image:Jesuschristitsanlions.PNG|JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST
Image:When_you_dont_get_in_the_car.jpg
Image:Healthy Food Rainbow by coconut lan.jpg|WE'RE LIONS, GET IN THE FRIDGE
Image:JESUS CHRIST ITS A LIVEJOURNAL USER.gif
Image:An lion.jpg
Image:Sexy lion.jpg
Image:JESUSCHRISTLOWTAX.JPG
Image:JESUSCHRISTAW.PNG
Image:Kent Brockman Lion.jpg
Image:Power Rangers Lion.jpg|[[DOING IT WRONG]]
Image:Pringles Lion.jpg
Image:Lion Planet.jpg
Image:Don Rickles Lion.jpg
Image:Sandwich Chef Lion.png
Image:What Is A Lion, JESUS CHRIST.jpg
Image:Jesus-christ-im-a-lion.gif
File:Jesuschristisalion.jpg|[[Narnia|Get in the wardrobe!]]
Image:Yesitsme.jpg
Image:Du_08.1.jpg|JESUS CHRIST THE LION IS GETTING INTO THE CAR
Image:Kevinjesuschrist.jpg|This, however, is the correct procedure when you encounter a [[Kevin Neil Whitrick|puma]].
Image:Jesuschristitsalion1.jpg
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Image:Jesus_Christ_it%27s_a_lion_Get_In_The_Car%21.jpg
Image:Jesuslion.jpg|Yon [[Bayeux Tapestry|Bayeux Tapestry]] decreeith so!
Image:JESUSCHRIST.jpg|[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lion&oldid=153515636| the original page]
Image:Pretty fucked lion.JPG|Jesus Christ it's...oh, we're [[raped|boned]]
Image:Cowardly Lion.jpg
Image:JCIALGITC!.jpg
Image:WillLionOMG.GIF
Image:noltelion.jpg|Jesus Christ, it's Nick Nolte! Get in the car!
Image:AlternateWarning.jpg|Alternative course of action in case of lion encounter.
Image:Jesus-christ-is-a-lion-get-in-the-car.jpg
Image:Jesus christ is a lion.jpg|[[Some argue|Some argue]] that Jesus is actually the lion. 
Image:Jclv.jpg
Image:kimba.jpg|Jesus Christ, it's a white lion!
Image:Lionohshit.jpg|Worse case scenario.
Image:lioncar.JPG|Another worse case scenario.
Image:KumaLionBreeding.jpg|By far the absolute ''worst'' scenario: [[furry|the lion]] gets [[Soviet Russia|in ''you'']].
Image:Lionincar.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A [[furfag|LION]]!  STAY OUT OF THE CAR!
Image:Efgsucks.jpg|No.
Image:JESUS_CHRIST_ITS_CANDLEJACK_GET_IN_THE_C.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S CANDLEJACK GET IN THE C
Image:Jesuschristisalion2.jpg|[[Furfags]] + [[Christfags]] = JESUS CHRIST IS A FUCKING LION GET IN THE GODDAMN CAR!
Image:JesusChristItsACar.png|Jesus Christ it's a CAR!! >:3
Image:Lion_thread.jpg|WE'RE FUCKED
Image:lionvista.jpg|Choose wisely.
Image:Loev4RD.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A [[RejectedDreams|JESUS FISH]] GET IN THE CAR!
Image:LION.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S [[DisneyFan01|DISNEYFAN01]] GET IN THE CAR!
Image:ISALION.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IS A LION GET IN THE CAR
Image:Jesuschriskotatsut.jpg
Image:Lionsidecar.jpg|We are so fucked.
Image:Mexican lion.jpg|[[Mexico|En español]]
Image:gyo edit lion 1.jpeg|[[Gyo Edit]] 1
Image:gyo edit lion 2.png|[[Gyo Edit]] 2
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== See also ==
*[[Oldnataliedee]]
*[[Smiley]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Operation LIONCASH]]
*[[ALL CAPS|CAPS LOCK]]
*[[lolcats]]
*[[RAWR]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.toothpastefordinner.com Toothpaste For Dinner]
*[http://wcbstv.com/slideshows/lion.lions.20.698873.html Jesus Christ, moar lionz! Get in the car!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acj0jPEgxjI JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FANTARD! BACK AWAY SLOWLY!]
*[http://operationlioneverything.com OPERATION LION EVERYTHING >:3]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512657/Starring-horse-riding-lions-Sickest-Show-Earth.html JESUS CHRIST, LIONS ON HORSEBACK!!! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!!]

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