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{{Ibhead|<big>'''From Paris With Love 2: November 2015'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 130, injured 368}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Allahu akbar|You bet!]]}}
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On Friday the 13th, November [[2015]] (the luckiest day of the month), '''de_paris''' was the site of a brutal game of [[Counter-Strike]] where the '''[[Islam|Terrorists]] Won'''. The normally [[gay]] city of Paris was [[pwned|rocked]] by some decidedly [[not gay]] shootings and bombings, leaving [[LOL|130 French dead]] and [[Fail|368 injured]]. France responded by finally closing its borders AFTER letting terrorist [[sandniggers]] in and declaring a state of emergency.  Around 100 of the dead were hostages killed in the '''Bataclan [[Theatre]]''' during the performance of ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLVLRpKtYc Eagles of Death Metal]'', which, [[hipsters|ironically]], is NOT a Death Metal band at all.  Survivors have claimed that death was preferable to listening to their music.  On the plus side, all Parisian students then got Saturday off of [[school]] after the attacks.  To the shock and amazement of the world, it appears at least eight [[No shit|persons of Arab descent]] with ties to [[ISIS]] were responsible for the carnage, although given that they were just trying to secure their 72 [[virgins]] in Heaven, their actions may have been completely justified.

==Perpetrators==
[[File:Suicide bombers hands.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Muslims join hands in celebration of peace]]
Just hours after [[Black Jesus|President Obama]] declared that [[Bullshit|ISIS is contained]] and [https://www.cnn.com/2015/11/13/politics/obama-isis-contained-decapitated-abc-news not gaining strength], the [[Oxymoron|grateful Muslims]] of France, ever [[Sarcasm|thankful]] for letting them take refuge from the shithole country of [[Syria]], decided to show the French their appreciation in the [[Terrorism|time-honored tradition of their people]].  Of course, these [[Psycho|peaceful]] followers of the [[Sick Fuck|merciful and loving]] [[Allah]] would not dream of any retribution for France's role in the bombing of ISIS in Syria, for [[No|Islam is a religion of peace]].

===The Party Begins===
The peace celebrations began in the Bataclan Theatre where several of the paraders burst in and began shooting off celebratory gunfire at the assembled theatre patrons.  This sent at least 80 of them into the loving arms of [[Allah]] and many others to one of France's lovely hospitals (to no doubt be cared for by [[sexy]] French nurses, the lucky bastards).  Next, groups of celebrators took to some quaint French restaurants (where patrons were no doubt sipping hot espresso while [[smoking]] exotic cigarettes) and gave them a taste of delicious Arab culture that sent another 36 people into [[Heaven|Paradise]]!  And of course, nothing quite says "[[Europe]]" like a rousing game of [[soccer]].  So it was only natural that the loving Muslims would set off celebratory [[Bombs|fireworks]] that allowed at least five more people to pass through the Gates of Heaven (even the visiting [[Germans]] were lucky enough to get in on this action).  All in all, it was a joyous night of peace and love, putting forever to rest the fears of those naysayers who erroneously claimed that the Muslim influx into Europe would ever result in conflict or distress.  A true victory for [[social justice]].

==Why do sandniggers hate France?==
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Frogland has a problem with sandniggers, with over 5 million of them [[centipedes|infesting their pussy]] country, with the most in Marseilles. [[France]] also ''really'' enjoys [[Shit no one cares about|making fun of Muhammed]], like over at the [[Jewish]] newspaper [[Charlie Hebdo]].

After sandniggers shot up Charlie Hebdo for years of [[lulz|blasphemy]] leaving 21 people dead, the cowardly Jewish liberal magazine decided to double down. One cartoonist survived the attack because he was a [[Obvious|lazy Frenchman who slept in and was late for work]]; he drew the next cover. Regarding the terrorists, the cartoonist said: "At one point, they lost their sense of [[lulz|humour]]." Charlie Hebdo's next cover, Issue 1178, featured a cartoon of [[Muhammed]] shedding a single tear, and nearly 8 million copies were printed vs. the usual 60,000. After the attacks in January, at least 3.7 million people marched and rallied in France, with the most in Paris, the largest rally in French history since Paris was freed from the Nazis. People shouted "freedom" and "Charlie" and "we are not afraid!" The march included 46 world leaders like Frog President, [[Britfag|Fish and Chips Prime Minister]], [[Nazi|Sausage Chancellor]], [[Ruskie|Vodka Foreign Minister]], and [[Israel|Bagel Prime Minister]].

Those anti-terrorism rallies [[Hahaha no|put an end to terrorism once and for all]].

[[Jk|Just kidding]]. There have been at least 50 revenge attacks since the Charlie Hebdo shooting. For some reason, the continued blasphemy from Charlie Hebdo and millions of people supporting blasphemy didn't exactly warm the [[♥|hearts]] of violent Mudslimes or put them in a forgiving mood. It's unknown whether terrorists have in fact "[[anti-lulz|lost their sense of humour]]." Nevertheless, in a series of attacks ten months later, attacks that surely had nothing to do with blasphemy by Charlie Hebdo or the January rallies in Paris in [[Gay pride|support of blasphemy]], [[at least 100]] were killed in Paris and other parts of France. One gunman yelled "[[Lolwut|This is because of all the harm done by Hollande to Muslims all over the world!]]" Frogfag President Hollande later declared a state of emergency and closed the borders of Frogland. You know, to show that they were not afraid.

[[File:Hebdochampagne.jpg|right|thumb|100px|The effects of gun control in France]]

Al Qaeda did Charlie Hebdo, but ISIS (a splinter group of Al Qaeda) did 13/11 and outdid them with a [[high score|higher score]] since ISIS has more dosh from looting Mosul's Central Bank. To recap 2015: France humiliates sandniggers, sandniggers attack Paris, France bombs Syria, sandniggers attack Paris, France bombs Syria, __________. Guess the next element in the sequence to [[You Win the Prize|win the prize]]: an all expenses-paid trip to beautiful Paris! Visit the Eiffel Tower! Go to a lovely street cafe! Enjoy a local music venue! See U2 and Coldplay perform live!

To further troll sandniggers, Charlie Hebdo put out a new cover featuring a Frenchman full of holes drinking champagne, which is haram to sandniggers. Families of victims loved the cover, since the blood pouring out of their recently alive loved ones was drawn with a different color, like all those commercials for tampons and [[Mortal Kombat]].

== Shooter Info ==

[[File:Abdeslamsalahpuppyeyes.jpg|thumb|left|Puppy dog eyes: "My intent is to spread rainbows and happiness, not bombs and death."]]

At least one Belgian sandnigger, 26-year-old Abdeslam Salah Abdeslam, is currently in custody of the baguette-wielding authorities. Fun fact: French [[idiots|authorities]] questioned him at the border with Belgium, but let him go, after gazing deeply into his innocent Muslim puppy dog eyes. However, he has since been captured, and is expected to serve six months in a medium security French prison. After his release, he will live a life of peace before dying at an old age and finally getting his 72 virgins.

Born into an innocent Muslim family, Abby's older brother Brahim Salah Abdeslam spontaneously blew up in a busy cafe during the last level of GTA: Paris. Can happen to anybody, [[amirite]]?

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|<youtube>qDe_CQYUWnY</youtube>'''The least gay day in Paris since WWII'''
|<youtube>PEwPjkyS9LQ</youtube>'''LOLFRANCE'''
|<youtube>yz-Y7o7EETc</youtube>'''"Explosive" news coverage'''
|<youtube>06V2B2_P1Pw</youtube>'''The most exciting thing from Paris since softcore porn'''
|<youtube>CUU4h4zeVjM</youtube>'''Obeezy's 2 cents'''
|<youtube>LSAFcnryoEw</youtube>'''People flee the worst Eagles of Death Metal concert ever.'''
|<youtube>UJfYI-9qOaU</youtube>'''Turkish soccer fans chant Allahu Akbar during moment of silence.'''
|<youtube>jAslWe70HMw</youtube>'''Christian minister explains how France and Death Metal fans deserved it.'''

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== Quotes ==


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|The people that died in the explosions are now known as french fries.
|random youtuber

|I aint seen one dead body on the #ParisAttacks #Prayers4Paris my ass…. #fuckparis #[[BlackLivesMatter]]
|@ONLY_THAMAN

|If only white lives mattered to white people smh #ParisAttacks #ParisShooting #paris #FUCKPARIS #FUCKFRANCE
|@LOLatWhiteFear

|#FuckParis those same motherfuckers wouldn’t give a fuck about these racist white boys over here terrorizing Black folks
|@MrHeroz4Hire

|Surely Allah loves those who fight in His way. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And disbelief is worse than killing. And lo, by the will of Allah our bullets shall fly like eagles of death metal and pierce the bodies of the unbelievers and there will be an ocean of blood
|[[Quran]] 2:191 according to the religion of peace

|O crusaders we are coming to you With bombs and rifles Wait for us.
|Sandniggers on Twitter, being typical [[Twatter|Twatterfags]]

|Allah akbar Yasterday night And to night There is very big big different To night is very good night just my light is ON
|ISIS on Twitter, and why Paris is called "The City of Lights"

|How's that Syrian refugee resettlement look now? How about that mass migration into Europe? Terrorism is alive & well in the world.
|US Rep. Jeff Duncan, speaking [[truth]]

|@BaileyKennedy Go to your "safe space" and yap about gender issues. Nobody with a brain wants to hear this nonsense right now
|Actor James Woods, being [[awesome]]

|Paris death toll up to 100.  U.S. college students need to tell Parisians about real violence from Halloween costumes & "trigger words."
|[[Ann Coulter]], surprisingly not being a [[cunt]]

|Modern Warfare 3 : Sand Nigger's Storm DLC
|lulz

|Did your French gun control stop a single fucking person from dying at the Bataclan? And if anyone can answer yes, I'd like to hear it, because I don't think so. I think the only thing that stopped it was some of the bravest men that I've ever seen in my life charging head-first into the face of death with their firearms.
|J Hughes of Eagles of Death Metal


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Image:nov13france19.jpg|Hipster irony: Dying at Death Metal concert.
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Image:Eagles_Trek.jpg|Set phasers to LULZ...
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Image:Paris34.jpg|No exceptions.
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''130'''|More than the French ever killed in WWII|10|Typical Arab spamming|19|Played it like [[GTA]]|20|[[Pope]] calling it "World War III"|15|[[Fact|Dead Frenchmen is never a bad thing]]|194|S|ALLAHU AKBAR LES FAGGOTS!!!1}}

{{Wanted|5}}

== See Also ==
*[[France]] - where shit went down
*[[Terrorism]]
*[[ISIS]] - did it for the lulz
*[[1-14 Jakarta Attacks]] - the sequel!
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - the third installment
*[[Ariana Grande Massacre]] - the fourth installment
*[[Stephen Paddock|Las Vegas Massacre]] - the fifth installment
*[[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|Sri Lanka Massacre]] - the sixth installment
*[[9/11]] - the prequel!
*[[Oklahoma City Bombing]] - another prequel!
*[[Charlie Hebdo]]
*[[Nice truck bro]]

== External Links ==
* [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/paris-shootings-thirty-five-french-6828696 news article]
* [http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34814203 another news article]
* [[niggers|Not everyone]] cares about a bunch of dead [http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/13/liberal-activists-upset-paris-terrorist-attacks-are-getting-attention-not-missouri/ crackers]


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