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[[image: I'M X.jpg|right|thumb|240px|The face that launched a thousand copypastas]]

In the beginning, it was a love letter from an adoring [[Korean]] to [[Americans]] in response to the [[rape|goodwill]] that the U.S. military has spread around the world over the course of the past six decades, and the [[W]] years in particular:

I'M KOREAN <br>
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN <br>
AMERICAN IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? <br>
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA? <br>
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING U.S.A <br>

Following in the tradition of such phrases as [[In b4]] X and [[X? in my Y?]], I'M X can be used in many different ways.

==Birth of a copypasta==

After the initial post, it took /b/ quite a while to get things rolling (about [[Inception|20 minutes, which equals about 100 /b/ years]]), but once the wheels were moving, nothing could stop the [[torrent]] of imitations and reduxes by many a soul who had never lurked in his life. By following a very simple formula, many minor lulz can be generated with little to no effort or grammatical skill:

Copy this:

<pre>
I'M X
SON OF A BITCH Y
Y IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A Y?
DO YOU WANT A Y?
Y IS PIG DISGUSTING
Y IS A MURDERER
FUCKING Y
</pre>

Replace X and Y with relevant nouns.

Let's see the formula at work!

==Examples==

I'M [[iPod|IPOD]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[iPad|IPAD]] <br>
[[iPad|IPAD]] IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT MULTITASKING? <br>
DO YOU WANT [[Camwhore|CAMERA]]? <br>
[[iPad|IPAD]] IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
[[Steve Jobs|STEVE JOBS]] IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING [[Apple|APPLE]] <br>

I'M [[Portal|GLADOS]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH CHELL <br>
CHELL IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A CAKE? <br>
DO YOU WANT A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGS9qY7xko MODIFIED DEVICE]? <br>
CHELL IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
APERTURE IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING [[Portal|PORTALS]] <br>

I'M A [[Monty Python|BRITON]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[Italy|ROMAN]] <br>
ROMAN IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A SOME CRUSTULA? <br>
DO YOU WANT SOME [[Money|DENARII]]? <br>
ROMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
CASSIUS IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING ROMA <br>

I'M DEATH <br>
SON OF A BITCH LIFE <br>
LIFE IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A [[Longcat|LONG]]? <br>
DO YOU WANT PAIN FREE? <br>
LIFE IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
HAPPINESS IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING EXISTENCE<br>

I'M USB <br>
SON OF A BITCH PS2 <br>
PS2 IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A GREEN PORT? <br>
DO YOU WANT A VIOLET PORT? <br>
PS2 IS DISGUSTING <br>
ON-BOARD IS MURDERER <br>
FUCKING PS2 <br>

I'M [[Wikipedia|WIKIPEDIA]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] <br>
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A [[CP|CP]]? <br>
DO YOU WANT A [[Troll|TROLL]]? <br>
[[ED|ED]] IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
[[Joseph Evers|JOSEPH EVERS]] IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING [[ED|ED]] <br>

I'M [[Germany|GERMAN]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[France|FRENCH]] <br>
[[Truth|FRENCH IS PIG]] <br>
DO YOU WANT A WAR GUILT CLAUSE? <br>
DO YOU WANT REPARATIONS? <br>
FRENCH IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
POINCARE IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING FRANCE <br>

I'M [[Ninjas|NINJA]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH PIRATE <br>
PIRATE IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A [[Gold|TREASURE]]? <br>
DO YOU WANT A RUM? <br>
PIRATE IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ED TEACH IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING PIRATES <br>

I'M DUTCH <br>
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN <br>
GERMAN IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A PORSCHE? <br>
DO YOU WANT A HITLER? <br>
GERMANY IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING GERMANY <br>

I'M [[Aliens|MARTIAN]] <br>
SON OF BITCH EARTHLING <br>
EARTH IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT NUCLEAR WAR? <br>
DO YOU WANT DISEASE? <br>
EARTHLING PIG IS DISGUSTING <br>
[[Conspiracy theories|NEW WORLD ORDER]] IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING EARTH <br>

I'M A NIGGER <br>
SON OF A NIGGER NIGGER <br>
NIGGER IS NIGGER <br>
DO YOU WANT A NIGGER? <br>
DO YOU WANT A NIGGER? <br>
NIGGER IS NIGGER DISGUSTING <br>
NIGGER IS A NIGGER <br>
FUCKING NIGGER <br>

[[Engrish|I'M KOLEAN <br>
SON OF A BITCH AMELICAN <br>
AMELICAN IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A HAMBULGEL? <br>
DO YOU WANT A PIZZAL? <br>
AMELICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
GEORLE WALKEL BUSH IS A MULDELEL <br>
FUCKING U.S.A <br>]]

I'M GARDEN HOSE <br>
SON OF A BITCH DIRT <br>
DIRT IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A NUTRIENT? <br>
DO YOU WANT A MOISTURE? <br>
DIRT IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
SUN IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING MULCH <br>

I'M [[300|SPARTAN]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH PERSIAN <br>
PERSIAN IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT SOME LAND? <br>
DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? <br>
PERSIAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
XERXES I IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING PERSIA <br>

I'M [[Russia|RUSSIAN]] <br>
SON OF BITCH CHECHNYA <br>
CHECHNYA IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT BEHEADING? <br>
DO YOU WANT OWN COUNTRY? <br>
CHECHNYA IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
CHECHNYA IS TERRORIST <br>
FUCKING CHECHNYA <br>

I'M [[Kill it with fire|FIRE]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[Australia|AUSTRALIAN]] <br>
AUSTRALIANS ARE FAGGOTS <br>
DO YOU WANT YOUR HOMES TO BURN? <br>
DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSHES ON FIRE? <br>
AUSTRALIANS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES <br>
YOU STARTED ME <br>
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS <br>

I'M RED SOX <br>
SON OF A BITCH YANKEE <br>
YANKEE IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A PLAYOFF? <br>
DO YOU WANT A RING? <br>
YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
GEORGE STEINBRENNER IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING YANKEE <br>

I'M TURK <br>
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN <br>
GERMAN IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A BRATWURST? <br>
DO YOU WANT A PRETZEL? <br>
GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING GERMANY <br>

I'M SPACE MARINE <br>
SON OF A BITCH HERETIC <br>
HERETIC IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD? <br>
DO YOU WANT A SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE? <br>
HERETIC IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
HORUS IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING HERETIC <br>

I'M SNAKE <br>
SON OF A BITCH GENOME SOLDIER <br>
GENOME SOLDIER IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT AN ALERT? <br>
DO YOU WANT SOME BACKUP? <br>
GENOME SOLDIER IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
LIQUID SNAKE IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING GENOME SOLDIERS <br>

I'M OLDFAG <br>
SON OF A BITCH NEWFAG <br>
NEWFAG IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A CANCER? <br>
DO YOU WANT A [[Boxxy|BOXXY]]? <br>
NEWFAG IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
BOXxY IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING NEWFAG <br>

I'M [[Hippies|VEGAN]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH MEAT EATERS <br>
MEAT EATERS ARE PIGS <br>
DO YOU WANT A COW? <br>
DOW YOU WANT A FISH? <br>
MEAT EATERS ARE PIG DISGUSTING <br>
BLACK PEOPLE ARE MURDERERS <br>
FUCKING MEAT EATERS <br>

I'M MOD <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[CP]] <br>
CP IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A PARTYVAN? <br>
DO YOU WANT FBI? <br>
CP IS DISGUSTING <br>
SCORPIONS CD COVER IS PERMABAN <br>
FUCKING CP <br>

I'M [[Nazis|NAZI]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH [[Communists|COMMUNIST]] <br>
COMMUNIST IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? <br>
DO YOU WANT A STRIKE? <br>
COMMUNISM IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
KARL MARX IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS <br>

I'M PETER PARKER <br>
SON OF A BITCH J. JONAH JAMESON <br>
J. JONAH JAMESON IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A GOOD STORY? <br>
DO YOU WANT SOME PHOTOS? <br>
J. JONAH JAMESON IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ROBBIE IS A NIGGER <br>
FUCKING DAILY BUGLE <br>

I'M UN <br>
SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA <br>
NORTH KOREA IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A NUKE? <br>
DO YOU WANT A FOOD? <br>
NORTH KOREA IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
KIM JUNG IL IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING NORTH KOREA <br>

I'M [[Lord of the Rings|RINGWRAITH]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH GONDOR <br>
GONDOR IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A WHITE TREE? <br>
DO YOU WANT A KING? <br>
GONDOR IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ARAGORN IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING FREE PEOPLES <br>

I'M PROTAGONIST <br>
SON OF A BITCH ANTAGONIST <br>
ANTAGONIST IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A EVIL PLAN? <br>
DO YOU WANT A CONCLUDING EPIC BATTLE? <br>
ANTAGONIST IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ANTAGONIST IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING PLOT <br>

I'M [[Josef Fritzl|AUSTRIAN]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH BASEMENT <br>
BASEMENT IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A BASEMENT? <br>
DO YOU WANT A BASEMENT? <br>
BASEMENT IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
BASEMENT IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING BASEMENT <br>

I'M [[Starcraft|ZERG]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH PROTOSS <br>
PROTOSS IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A PROBE? <br>
DO YOU WANT ADDITIONAL PYLONS? <br>
PROTOSS IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
ZERATUL IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING SHAKURAS <br>

I'M PROTOSS <br>
SON OF A BITCH ZERG <br>
ZERG IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT MORE OVERLORDS? <br>
DO YOU WANT TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF MY PYLONS WITH YOUR GUARDIANS? <br>
ZERG IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
THE OVERMIND IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING ZERG <br>

I'M [[Team Fortress 2|SPY]] <br>
SON OF BITCH PYRO <br>
PYRO IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A BACKBURNER? <br>
DO YOU WANT A DOMINATION? <br>
PYRO IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
GABE NEWELL IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING PYRO <br>

I'M [[Candlejack|CANDLEJACK]] <br>
SON OF A BITCH FREA <br>

I'M SHADOW <br>
SON OF A BITCH JAGUAR <br>
JAGUAR IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A CONCUSSION CANNON? <br>
DO YOU WANT A OVERHEAD THROW? <br>
JAGUAR IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
MAJOR KREISSACK IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING OMF 2097 <br>

I'M [[Doom|DOOM]] GUY <br>
SON OF A BITCH DEMONS <br>
DEMONS IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A SPIDER MASTERMIND? <br>
DO YOU WANT A [[Boyfriend-free girl|BFG]] 9000? <br>
DEMONS IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
I AM THE DEMONS <br>
FUCKING PETER CHIMAERA <br>

I'M HARKONNEN <br>
SON OF A BITCH ATREIDES <br>
ATREIDES IS PIG <br>
DO YOU WANT A MELANGE? <br>
DO YOU WANT A WATER OF LIFE? <br>
ATREIDES IS PIG DISGUSTING <br>
PAUL MUAD'DIB IS A MURDERER <br>
FUCKING CALADAN <br>

==Is it a meme yet?==

The only way to find out is to post it [[over 9000]] times until confirmation is received, or until this thing turns into another [[Milhouse]] or boring [[copypasta]].

==Controversy!==

Apparently, the thread that popped up on 2/13/09 was just a repeat of content already found [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=24618024 in the Archives], and it was speculated by many n00bs that OP was actually a [[troll]]. Naturally, nobody else cared.

{{squote|'''Repost or not, it is still hilarious.'''|[[Anonymous]]|on the [[truth]]}}

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