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{{Spoiler|HE'S GAY NOW}}
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[[File:Kidblount.jpg|thumb|This is what I look like.]]

{{Squote|Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I'm 11 years old in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM (pee on) me if I'm on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping by.}}

All hail the founding father of all [[13-year-old boys]]. '''Hello My Future Girlfriend''' is one of the first experiments to demonstrate that [[No girls on the internet|there are no girls]] (nope, not even girlfriends) [[No girls on the internet|on the internets]]. Coming right from the [[web 1.0]] to [[cooldude|steal your girlfriend]] with his fancy hair and slightly ''[[Derp]]'d'' eyes, '''Michael Blount''' (aka '''Kidblount''') created the website in 1998 [[mitchell Henderson|after losing his girlfriend]]. I mean Fuck! look at his fucking hairstyle, not even motherfucking [[fag|vanilla ice]] could be that cool!! and where do you think the nigger jew of [[Nigger|kanye west]] took the idea of the glasses? THAT'S RIGHT: FROM THIS FUCKER. You wish your fat-ass [[you]] were as cool as this gangsta'. Of course, not even a [[cool guy]] like him was ''fail-proof'' and his plan had an irreparable [[Fail|flaw]]: [[No girls on the internet|Obvious truth was obvious]]. Luckily for this stud, he later discovered that he was [[fag|homosexual]]. So maybe the internet can help him find his future boyfriend.

Internet surfers eventually found the page, and [[lol'd]]. Unfortunately, the original page is now lost to history, but archives and parodies still survive to this day.

==Videos==

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|<center>'''Audio'''</center>
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|<center>'''Revamped for [[buttsecks]].'''</center>
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|<center>'''Anon browsing the site.'''</center>
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|<center>'''Remix.'''</center>
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==See also==
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[Allendsin]]
*[[cooldude]]
*[[No girls on the internet]]
*[[So ronery]]
*[[You]]

==External links==
*[http://www.pr0k.net/thechilde/ Original site (now gone)] &ndash; [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://pr0k.net/thechilde/ Web Archive]
*[http://www.2atoms.com/comedy/worstoftheweb/blount.htm Another archive of the original]
*[http://mike.winterdiamond.com/history.php Micheal's new website]
*[http://www.MikeIRL.com Michael's blog]

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