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'''Hatsune Miku''' (初音ミク) is a program that you may spend thousands for, for it just to come without any instruments, pre made songs nor tutorials on how to begin your journey with creating weebo music. You can make any type of song using Miku, about any topic you could like, for instance [[depression]] and [[suicide]], politics, [[shit nobody cares about]], slutty ukrainians and even [[Tom Cruise]] if you feel like it.
<br>Hatsune is shown to be a kawaii [[high school]]er [[anime]] girl. She's 16 - barely over the age of consent in Japan. [[Pedophiles|Some]] like to argue that Miku's age is up to interpretation since she's just a software but everyone knows what they really mean.
<br>The [[vocaloid]] is also associated with two numbers, 01 - in 1914 Hatsune was one of the reasons the first world war began, and 39 - in 1939 Miku was an important part of German army. Because of her historical importance, she was even shown in Warsaw's  WWII Museum in [[Poland]].


==Origins==
Have you ever been wondering who made the icon we know today? No? Too bad. One day Sasaki Wataru woke up with an idea of a [[loli]] character that the whole [[world]] would fall in [[love]] with. Because of his generousity he paid KEI to draw the singer for him, so he could watch [[animu|autistic cartoons]] to better understand what design is the most appealing for grown men.
<br>The old guy named his OC in the same as all other [[Mary Sue]]s are named -  by giving them a meaning that needs to clearly hint on the character's superiority. Wataru went with "the sound of the future".
<br> Back when Miku was still in development the [[otaku]] market was still too small to be noticed by anyone, so she was made with companies in mind.
<br> Saki Fujita was the voice actor who bought the virtual singer to life. She had to record many samples of her voice for them to later be added into the program by ''Crypton Future Media'' - Sasaki's Company.

===Design===
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Miku in her concept design was supposed to have some loose hair and some in a pig tail held with a bow shaped accessory. 
<br>Finally someone found old files about the SS general Hatsune Miku that the [[vocaloid]]  was orginally inspired by and used it as a reference for the first official design, giving her long blue hair in high pig tails on both sides of her head and a leak to show that women make good housewifes and [[slave]]s.
<br> Unfortunately some individual had decided to keep simplifying her design at any chance given causing her to look like a [[cancer]] survivor with a wig instead of real hair and a white shirt from a second hand shop.
===Popularity===
Before Hatsune there were many other equally hideous Vocaloids with lower success. So what made Miku stand out so much among all other virtual "singers"? The cause of this is prue luck.
<br>Miku grew in popularity thanks to ''Nico Nico Douga'', a website written in [[moonspeak]]. One of the most recognised songs was ''levan Polkka''and it's also where the leak thing came from.
===Concerts===
First solo concert of the [[internet]] star was held in [[Japan]] on March 2010. The reason behind this happening was to promote an upcoming game "Project Diva" since Japs knew no one would buy it otherwise. The usually 2D waifu was projected in a hologram form for the world to see. Noticing how well the concert went, crypton made a choice to keep lowering quality at each concert every year. Now if you go on so called ''Miku Expo'', you have to pay billions for a non vip ticket just to watch a youtube video displayed on a barely bigger than normal [[TV]]. Now that the Japanese have brainwashed citizens of more countries besides theirs, the events happen even in the least important countries.

==Other vocaloids==
Miku is not the only virtual "singer" made. Other Vocaloids' role is to be a support character of her in all of the songs they appear in. They're like different flavours of soda. You know they're always there but you will still only purchase them if you truly have no other, better option. There's [[at least 100]] other characters like that with better design and voice.
<br>For moar vocaloids please click [[vocaloid|here]]. For vocaloid rip offs click [[UTAU|here]].

===How To Make Your Own Vocaloid===
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# Take one of the official drawings of Miku.
# Change colours of the clothes, hair maybe.
# Make sure to add at least one of these: wings, horns, cat ears, tail, magical necklace.
# Post it on [[DeviantArt]] or a different drawing platform.
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT]]!

==Artists==
*Kikuo - one of the very few successful [[AI]] [[artist]]s that made songs using this software. He specialises in making emo, sad music for edgy teens and [[future]] school shooters. Kikuo loves to add [[rape]], child abuse, [[cannibalism]], brainwashing, death and other abrasive topics into his artwork. The artist when on stage usually puts on a low quality wig in all colours of rainbow to make all faggots feel welcomed. 

*PinnocchioP - writes lyrics and makes illustrations for his music. He appears to be suffering from Peter Pan Syndrome, refusing to grow up even after it's been over 10 years since he became a Miku [[fanboy]]. In his songs he tries to be a professional psychologist and speak about human nature.

* Deco*27 - makes songs mainly about love and relationships, thanks to that he can visualize to himself how well it could feel to have a partner. Deco often changes his style to try and find a perfect one that girls would fall for.

*Kairiki Bear - just like all piervously mentioned creators tries to make good songs about psychology and human emotions. All of his fans objectively agree he should stick to making graphics instead.

*Maretu - by fans often called "Materu", stands out from others with his orginal album covers that don't show bug boobed anime girls but text formed into easily recognisable icons. His most recognised song shows rape from the perspective of a predator, as if he wanted to hint us something.
==Songs==
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===Lolibait===
To the fandom's delight, Hatsune Miku Has as much [[lolicon]] artwork made of her as there are people on this planet.
<br>While no one besides adults who aren't mentally developed yet cares for loli images; songs on the other hand are seen as controversial content. Currently most famous piece of media among them is ''Mimukawa Nice Try''. Miku's surname in that song being "Misugaki" in Japanese stands for "a sassy brat", however handful of people still defend it because [[pedophilia]] is OK if the song is catchy! 
<br>Similiar situation happened before with the ''Rabbit Hole'' song.
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==Duets==
Miku and Luka - A [[lesbian]], or in Japanese called [[Yuri]], duet of a blue and pink haired women. All their songs show the sexual tension between them. Mostly recognised for ''Magnet'' and ''Ai Dee''.

Miku and Gumi - A duet between a personificated carrot and Hatsune. The most recognised songs of them togheter are ''Hayloft'' - stolen from an actual artist with no real effort put into it, and ''Matryoshka'' - a bunch of random sentences put togheter making it look like written by a madman.

Miku and Rin/Len - Sometimes it's a trio between Rin, Len and Miku, at other times Len and Rin are seen as the same person or just incest. Whenever in the song appears Rin, just like the Luka's duets, the tune turns into a sexy [[fantasy]] of a [[horny]] [[fangirl]]. If it's Len to appear in the song, the [[poor]] man falls in love with the selfish, heartless lesbian. Examples of both can be ''Promise'' and ''ReACT''. 

Miku and SeeU - A duet of a vocaloid from the [[Good_Korea| worse Korea]] and a better, Japanese version of it. They have a lot of songs togheter but since they sound exactly the same, no one has ever paid any close attention to them, what resulted in most getting forgotten.

===Teto and Miku===
After the creation of the song ''Mesmerizer'', that is speculated to have been created by [[Allah]] to take away the hearing of non believers, 
nothing new has appeared in the fandom.
<br>All of the newest albums have to join the trend and include the two overused characters. Sometimes the self proclaimed artists attempt to add Neru as well. It's supposed to be a reference to the song ''Tripple Baka''. 
<br>Although most current fans weren't even alive when the song came out, they still try to appeal to older audience and just like [[Disney]] get views based on people's nostalgia.
==Fans==
[[File:Miku9.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Averange Vocaloid fans meet up.]]
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The fanbase is built out of [[white]] men desperate for female [[attention]], nerds, ocassionally [[sand niggers]] trying to appear popular among women but failing.
It's not that hard to use [[Tinder]]. They should give it a try and they might even find someone as pathetic as them.

Can be usually found at/in:
# [[Anime Convention]]s
# Asian restaurants (only buying sushi and ramen)
# their filthy basement full of kawaii posters and figurines
# A shrine of their waifu
# Cosplay stores
===[[art school|Artwork]]===
The official artwork portrays Miku as the autistic Princess having collaborations with franchises like ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''[[Sonic]]'', ''Pusheen'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]''. Older drawings were all made by KEI because of the company's greed, newest ones are from fans participating in their competitions. 
<br> Artwork made by the fandom is one of the most important things in a communities. Fan arts of Hatsune Miku from platforms like ''DeviantArt'' and ''Newgrounds'' spread like a parasite to all social media, even news. There's no point in trying to avoid them, every time you encounter one, it is advised to report the poster's account as child abuse or bestiality, just in case.

===[[Cosplay]]===
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With the popularity comes the burden of getting [[cosplay]]ed by ungrateful children, old hags and heavily edited on photos [[Asian]] women who are definitely asking for it. With how widely the above quote spread, we now have to deal with it's consequences even in real life. Going on anime conventions may result in you getting squished to a wall by a [[Fat]]sune Miku cosplayer attempting to pass by you in an averange sized corridor. 
<br>If that's not too much for you, right after passing by her, you would be met with quadrillion other the virtual singer [[cosplay]]ers usually in an unstyled wig with random unfitting clothes that look like taken out of trash. 

===Ships===
Miku might not have a personality but the geekwads wouldn't let it stop them from making a bunch of ships of their personas with their precious [[waifu]]. 
<br>Some of the obsessed [[incel]]s go as far as to pay real artists to draw their vicious ships while they could be spending their funds on most important matters. Among which are donating their money to support [[Israel]] after [[Palestine]]'s fake accusations and purchasing dakimakuras of 9999-year-old [[vampire]] girls.
<br> Most of the artwork contains either Hatsune covered in feaces, Botox body fetish or sometimes both at the same time. Occasionally you might also happen to find fanfictions made by true weeaboos for other weeaboos. Instead of reading them whole it's more timeworthy to just read the last chapter since they're all exactly the same.

===[[BAWWWW]] IT'S MIKU'S SONG===
At intervals, certain inviduals post videos online with the song titled ''PoPiPo''. Some nice souls from the internet occasionaly notice their interest in the song and want to help them get to know the full story behind it. The truth is, the melody has been created in the name of Officer Rex, a policeman that killed the [[Audrey Hale|trans Nashville school schooter]]. Vocaloid fans reject to accept that because of how woke their fandom is, and argue using their only argument, calling it Nazi propaganda.

===Miku is 16 you pedo!===
Handful of people can see a character with M cup breasts and call that a [[minor]]. That's because of their visualisation, pedophilic tendencies and their need to make the characters younger then they really are.

===Annual hating on the newest Snow Miku===
Each year a number of unemployed people wake up ready to complain about the winning design of Snow Miku and repeat how much better the piervous one was (although the pervious year they said exactly the same thing).
<br>There's a competition that happens yearly for the best miku design for each winter season. Never in the past decades were the Americunts satisfied with the results. Their brains are too slowed because of the amount of calories they [[over 9000| devour daily]] to see the improvement of her design. Sadly it's not curable and they're stuck complaining forever.

===Miku is AI===
People may tell you she's not but don't let them fool you! She's a hologram. Japs have always lived in the future. Back in the day of Hatsune's creation, they already knew how [[Artificial Intelligence]] is going to work since they were the original idea providers for their [[Chinese]] cheap labour children to build. 
[[File:Miku10.jpg|150px|thumb|right|The only way to make Miku fansboys take a shower.]]
==Memes==
===Detachable hair===
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[[File:Miku20.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Miku with [[niggers]]' symbol.]]
A [[forced meme]], made at any given occasion by the same unfunny newfags over and over. At first people would joke about Miku not having pigtails since they were too lazy of a cunt to finish their [[cosplay]]s, then it moved to artwork and memes becoming yet another [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|cancer that kills already unstable weebaoo community]]. 

===Miku does not speak to [[british]] people===
To this day it's unknown why she only hates Brits. Most of her fans, even the ones guilty of coming from Great Britain acknowledge that and agree with her views.

===The world is hers===
Back in the prime of Hatsune Miku one of the artists working with the software, created a song and gave it a name ''the world is mine''. It told the story of a young girl slowly becoming a dominant mommy the Japan needed after recieving the atomic bomb in Hiroshima.
The goal was to boost Yellowmen ego after their pathetic loss in the war. To this day the song is used as a second national anthem. Sadly
for the author, because of their creation they are now prohibited from entering America and could aet arrested on spot if they attempted that.
<br>The meme was started by the true enemies of [[Japan]], [[Americans]], to mock their culture and the idea of [https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/the-man-who-married-a-hologram-in-japan-can-no-longer/426715  getting married to a 2D character and after years of happy marriage losing contact to their waifu because the company discontinued.]

===Hair loss===
If you paid attention to official artwork of the character, you might have noticed she’s surpassing human limits by balding in the blink of an eye. It's another forced meme that appears every few seconds when someone mentions [[vocaloid]].

==Manga==
While Miku doesn't have her own anime - not counting the movie (but still appears in some other animes), what she has is a few mangas like ''Hachune Miku's Everyday Vocaloid Paradise!'' and ''Cantarella''. Most are fan made and not worth reading however sometimes you might find official ones here and there.

==Movie==
In 2025 after the [[Minecraft]] and the Snow-white movie we had to receive another movie made based on already existing story. "Colorful Stage! The Movie: A Miku Who Can't Sing" also called "Colorful Stage! The Movie: The Story Of An Emo Child" is based on a [[Japanese]] mobile game about 5 groups of teens going to school, creating music [[theories | until they all get AIDS and start seeing imaginary friends who teach them to make better music]].
<br>In the movie they introduce the viewers to yet another Miku. The only difference between her and the rest is that she's shy and emo. At some point she finds God and all her mental illnesses are cured. 
<br> The movie ends with the characters [[SNCA|no one cared about]] dancing on the screen in the same 3D style and quality that they do in the game.

==Appearance in games==
Bringing up every single game Miku has appeared in is pointless. There's too many and most of them are fanmade dating sims. That's why we're going to focus only on the official games.

===''Project diva''===
A game from [[2009]], it's available to play even on arcade however no one ever does it since real Project Diva players stay in their home 24/7. It's the first official game with Hatsune Miku and her friends.

===''Logic Paint S''===
In that complicated game you are required to use a lot of logic to solve each drawing hidden behind a puzzle. You need to colour pixels in the way that the game tells you to. It's a paid version of [https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=sandbox.art.sandbox&hl=en-US Sandbox] with additional features like Miku in the corner of your screen... Or one of the other main 6 Vocaloids. There's a second part of this game that you have to pay for separately. The only plus is that on ''Steam'' you can play a game up to 2 hours and still be able to refund it and get all your money back. In conclusion, it helps greedy fans save some cash.

===''Hatsune Miku: The Planet Of Wonder And Fragments Of Wishes''===
A relatively new game full of mini games that you can find for free in app store. The idea of the game is simple, Miku crushed a spaceship on an unknown planet and now has to repair it. Why was she and her companions in the spaceship in the first place? What happened with it that caused it to crush? These information were never revealed in the story, since Crypton Future Media is aware of the mental capabilities of its' [[gamers|players]] and doesn't bother explaining anything harder to understand than "1+1=2".

===''Hatsune Miku VR''===
A game created in 2018 after the American government threathened to sue Crypton if they don't try to help the community to fight the growing obesity rates of the only [[Lie|truly free country]]. It's ''Just Dance VR'' but with a [[copyright]]ed character. To keep attention of the brainrotted children, the developers made sure to add as many flashing lights as possible.

===''Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage''===
A mobile game also called [[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage|PJSK]] available on [[iPhone]]s and [[Android]]s. There's a story mode but no one uses it since all the players come there either for gambling or rivalry against children in playing ''Magic Tiles 3'' but with [[animu]] girls.

<br> Honorable mentions:
* Hatsune Miku: project mirai
* Hatsune Miku: Connecting Puzzle Tamagotori
* Fitness Boxing feat. Hatsune Miku
==[[Figure Collecting|Figurines]]==
[[File:Miku3.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A perfect example of what happens if you don't pay attention to keeping a proper posture.]]
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Just like many other [[animu]] characters Miku is the victim of gooner figurine companies. Toys of such are mainly used by [[fantard]]s as a more expensive version of a [[dildo]], every now and then also used as tampons. These days available at all anime stores and almost everywhere in [[America]]. 
<br> Half of existing paper figurines are just stolen 3D models of official figurines remade in such way that you can print it out and put together. The other half this time are original, gooner [[loli]] figures. Made only by the [[poor]].
<br> The rich prefers to buy garage kits instead. This type of figurine costs 20 times more, most come unpainted and not done without a proper packing. It's a luxury version of [[Plastic crap|plastic]] from usually independent artist. A few companies noticed that if they sell not done product they can set the price as higher, as well. This is why now you can pucharse not rare garage kit figurines at your local [[Walmart]] for only 400 dollars. 
<br> Every year a figurine contest happens where artists get to design a new Miku and one of them has the chance smaller than winning in the lottery, to be chosen. The winner of 2025 was announced what resulted in many of participants feeling aggrieved since it weren't their crappy scribblers to be chosen. To show their disapproval of the winner, they started calling it [[AI]] and trying to find proof to back their claim.

==Gallery==

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==See also==

*[[Vocaloid]]
*[[Harem Comedy]]
*[[Sanrio]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]]
*[[Fanboy]]
*[[Nightcore]]
*[[UTAU]]
*[[Mikuchan]]
*[[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.crypton.co.jp Official website of Crypton Future Media]
*[https://www.colorfulstage.com PJSK official website]
*{{EDF|post|4786|The movie review from edf}}
*[https://snowmiku.com Snow Miku]
*[https://miku.sega.com/megamixplus/index.html Project Diva official]

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