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[[Image:HTS-Noob.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The man himself]]

This is an epic saga of a young, [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old boy]] named [[Powerword|Sean Twist]] who posted on the [[Totse]] forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of [[Canada]]'s [[Socialism|free healthcare]]. This is his story...

== Alright, There's a Highlighter Stuck in My Ass ==
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{{cg|'''LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO?'''|HTSnoob1|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Hts2.jpg|In response to [[TITS OR GTFO|PICS OR GTFO]]
Image:Hts3.jpg|Apparently highlighters make good [[dildos]].
Image:Hts4.jpg|[[Lulz]] [[Pain series|hurts]].
Image:Hts5.jpg|How would [[you]] explain it to  [[your mom]]?
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Hts6.jpg|It's in thar deep
Image:2007-12-14 102029.jpg|DON'T [[Pussy|CRY]]! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! 
Image:Hts8.jpg|An elaborate map of HTS-Noob's anus. See also, [[Time Cube]].
Image:Hts9.jpg|At least he's [[retard|honest]].
Image:Hts10.jpg|FISSION MAILED
Image:Hts11.jpg|BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1!
</gallery>|}}

== The Operation ==


[[Image:Hts12.jpg]]

<b>HTS-Noob</b> is now a [[Internet celebrity|local celebrity]] on [[totse]] ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'.  (LOLOL teh [[drugs|drugz]] were worth it - Typical [[totse]] behavior.)

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Image:Hts13.jpg|More [[lulz]]
Image:Hts14.jpg|Telling mother.
Image:Hts15.jpg|Saved for posterity.
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==HTS-Noob vs. Chunt==

[[Last Thursday]] totse user [[cunt|chunt]] decided he [[BAWWW|didn't like HTS-Noob]], and since they lived near each other decided he [[Internet Tough Guy|wanted to start a fight.]] Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted [[failure]], and what happened wasn't far from the truth.  What really happened? Cunt and 4 other [[retards|totseans]] showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on [[DXM]] and the cunt experienced [[troll's remorse]]. [[Fail|He didn't want to beat him up]], so they all decided to [[buttsex|hang out]] on the [[Sand-filled_vagina|beach.]] Later they went to a bar (although HTS is [[shota|underage]]) where they all got drunk enough to think some [[whore|barfly]] was Jeff Hunter.

{{cg|'''Noob vs Chunt'''|HTSnoob2|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:1_chunt_calls_him_out.JPG|chunt doing some innocent trolling.
Image:2_hts_noob_responds.JPG|EN GARDE!
Image:3_Panzer_being_helpful.JPG|High noon at the OK Corral.
Image:4_threat_of_banhammer.JPG|They shall fight for [[internets]] honor!
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Image:HTS_poster.jpg|Tickets sold out for this event.
Image:5_drunken_master_lol.JPG|lol wut
Image:AdviceRetard2.jpg|Buy <s>pens</s> highlighters, stick 'em in your pooper.
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==HTS-Noob gets a sex change==
[[Image:Lol-loser.jpg|right|thumb|240px|[[Trap|It's a...]].]]

After the epic saga of the highlighter incident, HTS decided to try to conceal his identity in the same way that [[Tranny|HandOfZek]] did... He became female! Well he at least tried.

== See Also ==

* [[Totse]]
* [[Dildo]]
* [[Idiot]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[In the ass]]

== External Links ==
* Find her on [https://niggasin.space The new TOTSE]!
*[https://tinychat.com/room/tinybltc tinychat]

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