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[[Image:Jaredleeloughner.jpg‎|thumb|left|Glenn Beck]]
[[Image:GlennBeckRaped.jpg‎|thumb|It doesn't have to be true, just keep [http://gb1990.com/ repeating it] until everyone agrees ]]
[[Image:Cartman_11-12b.jpg|thumb|The libertarian douchebags at [[South Park]] couldn't even make a lulzy parody of this faggot.]]
[[File:Mortondowneyjr.jpg|thumb|The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CofhbZMmBnw batshit insane right wing asshole faggot] Beck took his act from.]]
'''Glenn Beck''' is Satan's mentally challenged younger brother. He is also the conservative version of [[Michael Moore]]. He is batshit insane, alcoholic, drug addicted [[Mormon]] as well as an inept TV and radio host. He was first discovered by a [[CNN]] executive, giving blow jobs in the men's room for spare change, looking for a Conservative [[troll]] to throw into the network's left-leaning mix to shake things up but ended up meeting a manic, doom-prophesying hobo in a sandwich board while riding the rails in a boxcar, shaved him, shot him full of Zoloft and gave him a show. He also has [[ADHD]], which you would never know by watching his program. Ironic considering Glenn is a member of the anti-medication crusade and believes ADHD is a myth invented by [[conspiracy theory|Big Pharma]]. Cough...

Glenn Beck is often assumed to be a real person but he is, in fact, a character conceived of and portrayed by [http://alfredpeachous.com/ Alfred Peachous], a well-regarded Canadian satirical theater actor.

Because of his homosexual obsession with [[Bill O'Reilly|Papa Bear O'Reilly]], Glenn Beck frequently appears on the latter's show to rant and rave incoherently for the [[lulz|unintentional amusement]] of millions of viewers, never guessing his idol and [[yaoi|one true love]] O'Reilly is a sadist who just loves it when Glenn makes a total ass out of himself to boost ''The O'Reilly Factor'''s ratings.

Once thought to be merely masquerading as a [[Libertarian]] bitching about government and raves about statism, often flying into epic fits of megalomaniac premenstrual failure that would make even [[Inmendham]] blush.  

Beck frequently likes to draw incoherent, often misspelled charts on blackboards to pretend that he's a college professor, <s>despite the fact that he never went to college and is an uneducated retard</s>.  '''Disregard that.  Professor Beck just [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5nUf-Qtf8Y opened his own university]'''. Naturally his audience, primarily comprised of simple-minded motherfuckers who spend their days playing with the shunts in their heads, cheerleading the relentless onslaught of the corporate hegemon which will eat them first, and staring at colours and shapes, are too fucking retarded and lazy to go on the internet and research facts, so they just take his word on anything and everything. None of his opinions make even the slightest shred of sense or even come across as [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|anything other]] than [[Moonspeak]], although he (like so many other failures at life) has a legion of [[fangirls]], mostly evangelical christian retards, who hang on his every unintelligible word.

Glenn is a professional cunt, as is everyone on every cable news station, and while this means he should be generating [[lulz]] by [[pwn|pwning]] others, he more frequently  pwns himself, as on his February 28, 2007 show, when he [[I came|came on]] to ''US Weekly'''s Dina Sansing during their discussion about nude photos of some ''[[American Idol]]'' cunt face. He has [http://mediamatters.org/items/200611150004 accused] the USA's first elected [[Muslim]] Congressman, Keith Ellison, of being an [[Al Qaeda]] operative simply because he is Muslim, and once called [[Rosie O'Donnell]] a [http://mediamatters.org/items/200703220010 "fat witch"]. Although [[true]], both of these statements were still uncalled for because they originated from such a moronic jackass.

Even exponentially more lulzy was his recent attempt to seem like he has actual feelings by crying on the air when speaking of how much he loves his country, which some have said was just an act, although [[Stephen Colbert]] insists it was real, because someone on cable news has to recognize just what an idiotic boob Glenn Beck really is.

[[TL;DR|TL;DR]]: Dude is pretty much a [[Nazi|Nazi]] '''who raped and murdered a girl in 1990''' (see below). 

==Typical Beck==
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==Choice Quotes==
Glenn Beck is positively [[DOUBLE NIGGER|chock full]] of weird, wacky, and just plain [[facepalm|god-fucking-awful]] soundbytes he's spouted over the years. Here's a sampling:

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|Now, I'm no expert...|Glenn Beck's personal slogan.

|I'm not perfect|Glenn Beck on the obvious.

|Get off my phone!  Get off my phone, you little pinhead!  I don't care?  'You people don't care about the trillions of...'  [[UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY|GET OFF MY PHONE!]]  I'm gonna lose my mind today!|

|[[Cindy Sheehan]] is a lulzy politician and mother of dead soldier.|Stating the obvious in the worst way possible, August 15th, 2005.

|[[Al Gore]]'s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization.|Intelligently discussing [[Global Warming|carbon emissions]].

|You know what you’ve done? You are an insult to George Washington, sir!|Beating out every stupid thing he has ever said [http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/encounter/55857/ in his own pathetic life].

|[[BAWWW|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]|Every single show, without fail.}}|border=white|background=white}}
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==The 1990 [[rape]] accusations==
[[Image:Hitler_glenn_beck_and_oj_simpson.jpg|thumb|[[OJ Simpson]] got nathan on Glenn Beck.]]
Recent information has surfaced that has linked Beck to a string of rape-murders back in 1990.
The controversial talk host would not comment on the accusations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 while consuming alcohol and cocaine in great amounts. It was demanded Beck release his sealed criminal record, but has since failed to do so.

In light of these accusations, the 19/90 project was born, determined to get the info out and get Glenn Beck to release his sealed criminal record. The accusations were so credible, that all of the Glenn Beck Show's sponsors [http://www.marketwatch.com/story/advertisers-deserting-fox-news-glenn-beck-2009-08-14 pulled their ads] leaving him without a single advertiser and resulting in $600,000 in lost revenue each week.

In response to the [http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com] site (now known as http://gb1990.com/) exposing the facts as we know them, Glenn Beck got his [[Lawyer|bobblehead friends]] to file a [[Copyright_infringement|copyright]]/trademark/[[Bawwwww|bullshit]] [http://www.scribd.com/doc/19522393/Complaint complaint] asserting he was way too cool to be subject to such [[satire]], resulting in much wider exposure of his controversial past.

===RAPE WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE ME===
May 10, 1990, 11 year old Robin Cornell and her 32 year old babysitter, Lisa Storey were found beaten, raped, and smothered to death in Cape Coral, Florida. Police are now interviewing local detectives to re-open the case, but if they don't find any new leads by the end of the year it will be closed. They are also looking into airing an episode on Americas Most Wanted. This town desperately needs your help in solving this case.

Beck was also linked to the rape and murder of seven-year old Margaret Shrader in Harris County, Texas in 1990.

The story has hit the media:

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===Take Action===
Here's what you do:
#Post the info FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
#Set links to other sites (so google can index it)
#???
#Profit

Go [[youtube]] on his ass:

:1: Download this vid http://rapidshare.com/files/273665044/glennbeckisdead.m4v
:2: Post on YouTube, naming it Glenn Beck - In loving Memory
:3: ?
:4: Break even.

====Contact Glenn Beck====
Please fill out this form and contact Beck[[mailto:glennbeck@foxnews.com]] to come clean about what REALLY happened in 1990 and whether he raped and killed a young girl.
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| I, (insert name), am formally asking you to refute the claim that you viciously raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I have yet to see solid evidence for these claims, but I also have not seen you come out to dismiss them.

I am concerned, for if this is true, I do not think you should be on the air. Please, I ask you to come out about this and dismiss these allegations on your show, as the Internet is buzzing about this horrible act, that I HOPE is not true.

I look forward to seeing this dismissed on an upcoming show. Thank you.
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===glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com===
{{tinyquote|The disclaimer accordingly explains the thrust of the website’s joke in terms that '''should be understandable, even by morons in a hurry'''. But this bears only on the issue of whether the parody is funny, not on its legitimacy as nominative fair use.|http://gb1990.com}}

[[Image:Glenn_beck_rape_and_murder.png|thumb|300px|[[Lolsuit]] denied]]
In late 2009 Glenn Beck took '''glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com''''s owner [[lolsuit|to court]] for defamation and [[attention whore|'brand name']] intellectual property infringement, arguing that [[derp|hapless]] web surfers would confuse glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com as an official Glenn Beck site. This pathetic attempt to censor the Internets and whitewash the evidence against Beck as a rapist and murderer ultimately went to arbitration where his motion was [http://gb1990.net/legal/solution/WIPO/Decision%20D2009-1182.doc DENIED!] by the WORLD INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ORGANIZATION ARBITRATION AND MEDIATION CENTER ( [[forced meme|aka NAMBLA]] ). 

However, the altruistic folks at glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com decided to make a gift of the domain name to crybaby Beck and set up a mirror site at DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com (aka http://gb1990.com/).

===Radio-Show trolling===
This audio clip of him being [[troll|accused of being a murderer]] on his [[:File:Beckradio090902.mp3|radio show]]. Unfortunately, the clip is not very lulzy.

Theres a [[shit|site]] where people can spread this [http://gb1990.com rumor] and a [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=111216842254 Facebook group] for [[lemon party|coordination]]

==Gallery of Rape==
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Image:Glennbeckraep.jpg| He IS gonna rape you.
Image:Einsteinlackofproof.jpg| Einstein's prophetic equation foretold the Beck rape saga. 
Image:Glennbeckraep2.jpg| Beck admitting to the rape.
Image:1990.JPG‎| Damning Evidence
Image:Mtherforciblychurchsign.jpg‎| Everyone wants to know, even God.
Image:Raepchange.png| Rape, we can believe in.
Image:Raepgraph.png| SCIENCE! Weighs in - Beck projected to rape even MORE next year.
Image:Beckrapebumpersticker.jpg‎| Its 1990 girl, have you been raped by Glenn Beck yet?
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Image:B-b-b-ut she said yes.jpg|Negras are hard to understand, amirite?
Image:WOFguesswho.jpg‎| Why does Vanna White look so scared?
Image:1990project.png| The 19/90 Project - Get the info out!
Image:Comecleanglenn.jpg|[[mailto:glennbeck@foxnews.com|Contact]] Glenn Beck to come clean!
Image:GlennBeckPoliceReport.jpg|The police report.
Image:1990rapepics.jpg|"I did it for the lulz"
Image:Glennbeckmugshot.jpg|Mugshot of Glenn Beck after being arrested on charges of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990. 
Image:Gbmurder.jpg|Glenn Beck in action!
Image:Murderrape.jpg| Glenn Beck showing us the tools of the trade.
Image:Gbwormer.jpg| Dean Wormer telling it like it is.
Image:Boxofrape.jpg| Oh, Goody! My shipment has arrived!
Image:Gbwanted.jpg| He truly is history's greatest monster!
Image:Warninglabel.jpg| Achtung! Achtung! Der Vergewaltiger ist los!
Image:Gbjustice.jpg| Glenn Beck raping and murdering Lady Justice!
Image:GlennBeckCocksucker.gif|INVISIBLE PENIS
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==Glenn Beck's Life So Far==

[[Image:pricelessfiles.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Glenn Beck protects his [[CP|priceless files]]]]

The great tragedy of Glenn Beck's life (and even more so of ours) is that his mother [[truth|killed herself]] by jumping into a lake from a boat after giving birth to him instead of before. Legend has it that he drove her to consume [[at least 100|entire bottles]] of pills just by talking to her at the dinner table one night. 

Following this delicious swig of human tragedy, Glenn became a shit-faced [[drunk]] and a serial fondler of fat women, admitting later that he did this because the fat women reminded him of his mother, whom he'd always wanted to have [[OH GOD BILL|meaty, sweaty sex]] with. Mama Beck had been morbidly obese as a result of all of the heavy drinking and compulsive eating she had done three years after giving birth to Glenn when he first began to speak and she realized what a raging asshole had come out of her [[pussy]]. 

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And no, that's not Biff from Back To The Future. That's Glenn. I'm serious

After years of drinking and fondling and crying like a bleeding vagina, and a brief period in the 80's where he got heavily into [[cocaine]], sucking dicks made of used syringes in dumpsters full of bloody diapers filled with razor blades, as well as underage Arab boy-whores, he finally found [[Jesus]], who appeared to him in the form of [[Ronald Reagan]], offering Glenn his own radio show in exchange for his first-born child and two hours of [[analingus]] every Sunday.  Little did Glenn know that Reagen also was a [[Basement_dad|rapist]] who had 10 sessions a day of BDSM with Beck's daughter, causing her [[retard|cerebral palsy]], proving that Glenn Beck can't do anything right, including how to make a baby.

And we will never forget that '''Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.''' ('''Though there are some who believe that he murdered THEN raped a girl in 1990'''). It is generally believed that the girl was Gilbert Gottfried's daughter, though others contend it was Bob Saget's. Either way, it is known that '''Glenn Beck both raped and murdered a girl in 1990'''.

Glenn often claims to be [[Mormon]], but this is only because he wants a life of [[polygamy]], [[incest]] and [[CP|underage poontang]]. He consistently maintains all people from [[Africa]] (including American [[nigra|black people]]) lack souls and go straight to Hell when they die, as all Mormons do. Occasionally he still [[Chris Hansen|trolls for boy cock]] on the [[Internet]], even though this often causes the ghost of Reagan to become insanely jealous to the point where he sometimes "forgets" to wipe his ass before "church".

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==People Who Like Glenn Beck==
Besides being far and few between, people who like Beck are often very much just like him. They often masquerade as people who seem to know what they're talking about, when in fact they have no idea what the hell is going on.

{{quote|Personally, though, I like the guy. I don't get to listen to him that often b/c he's on while I'm at work, but I did catch a little of his show today. He was saying that people should check the facts on the shows they watch and not just [[Irony|become mindless zombies who take what the media says as gospel]]. I like that.|Some Woman, not taking Beck's advice}}

Novel idea Beck. But if people did that, they would "check the facts" on your show and realize...
Oh shit, there aren't any.

===[[Colbert]]===
{{quote|The 9/12 project is not for families directly affected by 9/11, just people building their careers on it.|Stephen Colbert}}

Beck's only true [[fanboi]] is [[Stephen Colbert]]. So moved by Beck's [[9/12]] project, Colbert was inspired to [[troll|pay tribute]] and promote it on his own show.

==Beck VS Ron Paul/Libertarians/Randroids etc etc==
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On November 12th, 2007, Glenn Beck implied that any person who supports [[Ron Paul]] is a [[terrorist]] -- even though Ron Paul is ''not'' a terrorist, merely a failure, and the shortest man ever born in [[Texas]]. The real amusement comes from the fact that these are probably now the two most popular [[Conservatives| Conservatives]] in America, and they obviously hate each other, as each is so helplessly wrapped up in his own ego that he cannot even see that he is [[pissing]] on his own party. Even more outrageous is the [[fact]] that they are both secretly [[Jews]] and therefore responsible for [[9/11]], the derangement of modern media and the [[bailout plan|current economic crisis]], which is really just an attempt to deflate all the world's currency and thereby increase the value of the precious [[Jew Gold]].

==The 9-12 Project==
What Beck considers his greatest achievement (that is to say, his greatest failure), is his "9-12 Project", which is supposed to bring back the feelings that "[[you|we]] all had" the day after [[9/11]], the greatest made-for-TV-movie of all time. According to Beck, on 9-12, everything was totally groovy, and we should all get back to that day when we actually gave a shit for once. Despite the fact that on 9/12 people were pissing themselves with fear of another attack. Adult diapers sale flew (pun intended) up on 9/12.
He also openly admits he hates the victims of 9/11 so he is not doing this for their sake, but to make himself look more patriotic. Hating his own president, [[711chan|promoting rebellion]], calling for violence on [[Nancy Pelosi|political leaders]] and hating his countries terrorist attack victims proves this whole project is just [[unwarranted self importance]]. He does not give a shit about America, just [[Dumbfuckistan]].

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'''The 9 Principles'''

*Math is for liberal, fat pussies.

*[[America]] is the HNIC or Head Nigga In Charge. Built by stupid white men and for stupid white men only.

*[[Donald Trump]] is the one true [[God]], and his sphincter tastes like marzipan.

*It is hard not to be more honest tomorrow when you lied so much yesterday.

*Moms should be fat and kill themselves.

*Niggers are rowdy, hate working, and will always steal from you. [[Obama]] included, as he is a rowdy nigger who wants to steal from you.

*The very existence of public transit, walking and cycling options are an assault on MUH FREEDUMB to pollute the planet in my lifted pickup truck that I am entitled to park in the centre of downtown.

*All taxes are just rowdy nigger shenanigans, unless they get spent exclusively on prisons, wars and fossil fuel subsidies.

*It is un-American to give your money away to rowdy welfare niggers.

*The more I repeat rowdy nigger and communist as loud as I can, the more of a point I have just made.

*When you're white, everything is awriiiiight!

'''The 12 Values'''

*Analingus

*Propaganda 

*Killing mom

*Ranting

*Raving

*Crying

*[[Faux News]]

*Fondling

*Fail

*Butthurt

*Tantrums

*Jiveass Baloney

The main rhetorical device employed in convincing us of this program for a more corporate, dope-addled and gun crazy America is crying like a big pussy, or at least seeming to.

==Glenn Beck: Ja Tvoi Rabotnik?==
Though he often seems to exhibit what humans generally term "emotions" there is a chance that he may be a golem, or killer Jewish [[Evangelion|battlebot]], whose [[cp|true motivations]] are known only to the [[Jews]], a crafty and secretive people who pretend to be ineffectual neurotics only so that they will be underestimated by the rest of the world. Why anyone would engineer a salad-tossing, child-molesting cretin is anybody's guess, but the [[Jews]] are a very sneaky and intelligent species, and nothing is beyond them. If they can convince the world that the [[Holocaust]] actually happened, they could certainly have made Glenn Beck in one of their many secret labs.

==Get Off My Phone==
At the end when he calls her a pinhead I swear to god I thought he was the Penguin or some shit, wtf.
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Maybe Glenn knews [[Then who was X|who "phone" was]] after all.

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Round 2, [[fact|he wants you off his phone to rape you and 4 year olds.]]

==The 2009 Frog Murder==

In a 2009 show, Glenn Beck compared white America to a [[Rosie O'Donnell|slimy amphibian]] and then threw it into boiling water, this was some kind of analogy to describe Obamacare but it failed when the frog refused to jump out of the boiling water, and content itself with dying on the live show. Nevertheless, animal abuse is a pattern among serial killers and helps establish the fact that Glenn Beck DID [[Fact|RAPE AND MURDER A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990]]. The frog refused to come out of the boiling water screaming "Don't touch me you black hating, tea party making, young girl raping douche!" After the show was over, Beck pulled out the frog and sodomized his green ass. How this evil animal killer hasn't been arrested for poaching we'll never know.

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By the way, the old cliché Glenn was thinking of is actually about a frog '''in a frying pan''', not boiling water. Ha ha, whoops.

==Not all [[incest]] is wincest!==
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A dramatic reenactment of Beck's memoirs, "The Real America." (Moar liek "The Real [[Josef Fritzl|Austria]]" amirite?)

== He tells it like it is. He's a Complete NutJob==
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The only untrue thing he says here is that he is noteworthy enough to ever show up in a history text book.

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==Glenn Beck Gets Great Justice?==
Glenn Beck recently announced that he "[[almost raped|might]] go blind next year" due to something called "[[fapping|macular dystrophy]]". Naturally, he announced this using his usual MO: [[BAW|BAAAWWWing]] in public and making sure he offended as many people as possible (in this case, those already blind) while taking the opportunity to bash [[Obamacare]]. No word on whether this was due to his raping of a young girl in 1990 or from masturbating too furiously over pics and recordings of himself. We can only hope that this is one prophecy of Glenn's that isn't complete [[bullshit]]. It would be a first. It's also too bad he isn't going deaf, dumb and dead too, but it's a start. In reality, this is probably just another Glenn Beck ploy to [[Messiah Complex|appear more godly]] as he "struggles" and "battles" with this horrible infliction which will eventually be defeated by divine intervention, because -as he constantly reminds us- he has been chosen by the [[Allah|the big guy himself]] to save us from ourselves -and [[Socialism]].

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==The Gathering of the [[Juggalos|Blackshirts]]==
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[[File:Glenn.beck.lincoln.rally.heil.jpg|thumb|250px|Heil!]]
{{quote|[[truth|Martin Luther King, Jr. was just some butthurt nigger.]]|Glenn Beck}}
On August 28th, 2010 in Washington DC, Glenn Beck threw a party of [[fail|epic proportions]] at the feet of [[Abraham Lincoln]] where he raped and sacrificed (possibly sacrificed and raped) a young girl to God Almighty...the same God that has given Professor Beck [http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0421/beck-god-gave-me-a-plan/ The Plan]. Unfortunately, [[old media]] has refused to cover this part of the rally so that Beck can continue cashing in on his [[obvious troll|huge success.]] Regurgitating the same bullshit he barks on the [[Old Media|radio, TV, Books, Books on Tape, Seminars, Public Speeches, and live telecasts into movie theaters]], only in a very special place: The Lincoln Memorial.  Niggers were butthurt because Beck reserved this spot before they did for the [[SNCA|48th Anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "I Have a Dream Speech]].  As an added lulz, special guests included [[Sarah Palin]], [[loldongs|Dick Armey]], [[Batshit Insane|Michelle Bachman]], St. Louis Cardinals first baseman [[Steroids|Albert Pujlos]] and team manger [[Old|Tony La Russa]].

{{quote|The plan that [[pretty cool guy|eH]] would have me articulate, is get behind [[Me]] -- and I don't mean 'me,' I mean Him. [[mantrain|Get behind Me. Stand behind Me]].|Perfessor Beck}}

Any similarities between Professor Beck's The Plan and [[Mein Kampf]] are purely coincidental. As is the fact that this date is the anniversary of [[Martin Luther King]]'s landmark '''"I have a dream(sickle)"''' [[Civil Rights]] speech at those very feets.

==Beck/Palin 2012==

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[[File:Sarah-palin-glenn-beck.jpg|thumb|You know you love it]]
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[[File:Beck_palin.jpg|thumb|left|Be afraid...be '''very''' afraid]]
[[File:Palin-beck_button.jpg|thumb|You will [[shit bricks]]]]
[[File:Alg_palin_beck.jpg|thumb|left|Palin and Beck at Glenn Beck's Nuremberg Rally]]
[[File:Palin-beck_2012.gif|thumb|''See Also'': [[ego]].]]

'''Palin/Beck''' is the unholy union of [[Sarah Palin]] and her [[BFF]] fanboi [[Glenn Beck]] (or visa versa) that [[Teabaggers]] and [[Randroids]] pray to [[God]] for [[wet dream|every night]] to run for [[president|office]] in [[2012]] to wrestle back the [[USA]] from the evil [[Commie]] state that [[The Jewnited States]] has become after two years of tyrannical rule under [[Comrade Obama]].

[[Some argue]] that the [[Mayans]] predicted this horrendous coupling when they compiled their calendar that avers that the world will indeed end in [[2012]] when they -obviously- get elected by the retarded masses in America.

This [[creepypasta|horrific scenario]] could only get any worse if these two children of Satan mated and spawned millions of little Gremlin [[teabaggers]]. That said, seeing as Glenn Beck is a drug-addled alky and Sarah Palin is hawt if you're wearing [[goggles|beer goggles]], it's only a matter of time.

==Vidyas==

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==Gallery of a Madman==
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Image:KomradBeck.jpg|Glenn Beck now calls himself Comrade and is infatuated by [[Karl Marx|old school Bolshevism]] after his psychiatrist tryied a new combination of pills for his ADHD.
Image:Glenn beck fails.png|Glenn Beck fails at everything.
Image:BeckFrogbook.jpg‎| This time its safe to judge a book by its cover.  
Image:Beck4prez.png|Incumbent President Professor Glenn Beck. Notice bright-eyed supporter in front.   
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‎File:Beck tinfoil.jpg ‎ 
Image:BeckHypnosis.gif |Conservatives gearing up to tackle the Obama crisis.
Image:Glennbecknazi.jpg |Der Scheiße Führer.
Image:Glennhiltonperezbeck.jpg‎ | Glenn Hilton or Perez Beck? Either way, that's one fat faggot!
Image:Naked-beck.jpg |Glenn Beck hearts Mugwump jism.
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==See Also==
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
*[[Caiden Cowger]]
*[[Douchebag]]
*[[Drinkingwithbob]]
*[[Faux News]]
*[[Hal Turner]]
*[[Mark Levin]]
*[[Michael Savage]]
*[[Palin/Beck]]
*[[Ron Paul]]
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]
*[[Sarah Palin]]

==Resources==
*[mailto:webmaster@theglennbeck912project.com glenbeck912project]
*[http://www.glennbeck.com/ glennbeck.com]
*[http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/ foxforum]
*[http://DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com]
*[http://gatsome.com/2009/09/01/glenn-beck-raped-and-murdered-a-girl-in-1990/ gatsome with link to this very page]
*http://unreasonablysafe.com/2009/09/01/beckrape/
*http://www.deathblow.org/
*[http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/255332 Glenn Beck on South Park]
*[http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/images/ rape and murder 1990 images]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn9MbQscz1w Asking Sarah Palin 'Why do I hear your voice?  I'm not in the kitchen.']
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