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'''GameStop''' is a  dying game store desgined to take all your jew-gold. The employees are hired while their souls are sold to devil, in exchange to give the boss more cash. The employees can then only harass people to buy their [[worthless|membership]] with very little benefits.

You also turn in [[shit|shitty games]] that you stopped playing to get a tiny bit jew gold, while GameStop keep making more cash.

Since stores people can digital games or buy them from [[Amazon|online stores]], GameStop has been slowly dying as desperately tries to save itself.

==History==

Two rednecks in [[Texas]] were bored and decided to create a store to sell video games called "Babbage's" selling [[Atari 2600]] games, but then the [[Nintendo Entertainment System]] came took over the video game industry. So in [[1980s|1987]] they started get with the times and start selling NES games, which gave them a shit load of profit.

Some company that no one has ever heard of called [[nerd|Software Etc.]] that created personal computer software was merged with Babbage's to create "NeoStar Retail Group". Then in [[1990s|1997]] some [[rich people|rich person]] bought the companies and pwnd Neo Star to turn them into a new group known as "Babbage's Etc" and launched its' "GameStop" brand in the [[1990s|1999]].

Barnes & Nobles booksellers bought them and later [[Game Informer]]. To destroy competition they bought FuncoLand in [[2000]], and Babbage's is now subsidiary of FuncoLand. FuncoLand was later renamed "GameStop Inc".

Eventually they fucked off from Barnes and Nobles and went Independent in [[2004]].

==Xenoblade Chronicles Incident==

In [[2010]] [[Nintendo]] released a game called Xenoblade Chronicles that wasn't localized as [[Reggie Fils-Aime]] thought Western audiences wouldn't give a shit about it. But then the [[weebs]] created a campaign called [[pointless|Operation Rainfall]] for it other games to be localized, which Nintendo didn't give a shit about. Then GameStop decided to step in and [[not really|sell the game]] as a limited release which caused scalpers to mass buy all copies and sell them for shit loads of money for jew-gold.

==COVID-19 Pandemic==

When the [[pandemic]] came around, GameStop were scared they were going to be fucked and kept themselves so they get money from [[Doom|Doom Eternal]] and [[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing New Horizons]] and tried to justify itself as an [[fail|essential business]] they saw through.

==See Also==

*[[Is this Battletoads?]]

*[[FUCKING GAMESTOP!]]

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